Hello, this is Song. I guess this is where I tell you about me. I have a fictionpress account (for anyone interested, my name there is ChaosDescending). On this site, though, the following is pertinent...

Nicknames: Trouble is what all my camp-friends call me (for good reason), and way too many people call me Juno for my own comfort, but for this site I'm using the less frequently used "Song."

Age: Let's just say I wasn't born yesterday and (freak accidents not taken into account, though I'm totally the type to step in front of a bus by accident because there was a shiny quarter on the ground :P) I won't die tomorrow, okay?

Favorite TV shows: House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Firefly, X-files

Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, The House of Night series, The Hollow Kingdom, Hawksong, The Mediator Series, And Then There Were None, The Magickers, The Supernaturalists, Old Magic, Un Lun Dun, The Icemark, Good Omens, Harry Potter... and much, much more...

Favorite Anime/Mangas: Bleach, Ouran High, Black Cat, Mars, Alice 19th, InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Loveless, Deathnote

Favorite Pairings~

Harry Potter~ Lily the Second X Scorpius, Sirius X Lupin, James X Lily, Harry X A nicer, more mature version of Malfoy, Ron X Hermione, Hermione X Ginny, Blaise X Hermione, Harry X Cedric, Harry X Severus

House~ House X Cameron, Wilson X Cuddy, House X Cuddy, Wilson X House

Bones~ Booth X Bren, obviously, and Ange X Hodgins, even if they are technically broken up

Bleach~ Hichi X Ichi, Renji X Ichi, Hitsu X Rukia, Gin X Ran, Yoru X Soi, Rukia X Ichi, Urahara X Ichi (hides behind concrete wall for fear of death by angry-Bleach-fans-carrying-projectiles)

Ouran High~ Kao X Haru, Mori X Hunny, Kyo X Haru, Kyo X Tama, occasionally Kao X Hika

Firefly~ Jayne X River, Mal X Inara, Simon X Kaylee, Wash X Zoe

Twilight~ Edward X Bella, Alice X Jasper, Emmett X Rose, Alice X Bella (hides again, squealing)

InuYasha~ Inu X Kag, Sango X Miroku, Sessh X Kag

Good Omens~ Crowley X Aziraphale

Fullmetal Alchemist~ Ed X Roy, Al X Win, Riza X Jean

Deathnote~ L X Raito, Mello X Matt

About Pairings~ I have nothing against slash/yaoi/shounen-ai/boyboy/MxM, whatever you want to call it. Also, I've got nothing against yuri/femslash/femmeslash/girlgirl pairings. In fact, where anime and manga are concerned, I actually prefer most slash pairings to normal ones. Incest mostly bugs me, but twincest, for some reason, doesn't. I'm pretty much okay with all pairings so long as they're well written.

I've decided to use this space to list my upcoming chapters/stories. Before I start, though, I'd like to mention some people who get special thanks for such nice reviews :).

Special Thanks go to~

Rissa, my camp friend, best friend, and beta, for any number of reasons. This is the girl I talk to at four in the morning when I have writer's block, the one who'll listen to my story ideas regardless of how psychotic or unplanned they might be, and who reads pretty much everything I write, even when she's never heard anything about the involved characters before in her life. Love you muchly, Ris, if you ever bother to read this.

To Amanda--if you read this profile, Shmands, I think you can guess why. It might have something to do with how she listens to me blather on about fanfiction without undue complaints--the fact that she is an amazing friend doesn't hurt matters much. :D

To Abby, who waited patiently at her computer for an hour while I wrote out the entire plot of Dicen (Dicentra Formosa) in great detail, down to minor, largely uninvolved characters. And for any number of other, similar conversations. And for the shock collars and the die-er's anonymous, and all those other warped talks we've had. :)

And, lastly, to my readers. To everyone who has ever reviewed a story of mine. I've been on this site for two years now, and my writing has improved greatly during that time--I would be lying to say that the encouragement of various people on this site didn't help in motivating me to improve. Just keep on reading and reviewing, and I'll keep doing the best I can. I love you all in a completely non-creepy sort of way. :D

On to the part of this bio relevant to my writing.

Ouran Host Club Fics:

1) Pulse~ My name is Haruhi, and I used to be independent and happy that way. But I changed. After being stuck in oblivion for ten minutes, with nothing to calm me but my slowing pulse, I don't think I could have not changed. Even I, however, didn't expect what happened... HaruXKyo, and a little TamaXHaru. ON HIATUS.

2) Coming Home~ Haruhi has moved to America, and is preparing for law school. Just when she gets comfortable living alone, the Host Club members reappear, each seeking for her hand in marriage. This became sort of KaoXHaru, but it started off as HaruXEveryone. Chapter 7 is up. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, and I love you all! ON HIATUS. DEFINITELY ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO REWRITE... in fact, I've got something rather brilliant up my sleeve for this one, so it should be really good when I finally get around to writing it.

I feel the need to make a giant apology to anyone reading my Ouran fics. I'm really trying to write, but my fan fiction focus has shifted for the moment. It might swing back, but as it is I'm having a lot of trouble writing anything for these stories. Still, they are only postponed, not deleted--chapters might yet come!

Bones:

1) When It Matters~ Booth had always been there before, no matter what. He was there when the danger was slight--even when there was no danger, actually. But after an unpleasant blast from a past Temperance would rather forget and a case that seems unsolvable, that all changes. Can Booth find her now, when it really matters? Booth X Brennan, Angela X Jack, maybe even Zach X OC. ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO REWRITE, ON PARTIAL HIATUS.

2) Define Love~ Temperance had never really put any value on love. To her it was all chemical, all physical. However, that opinion might change when Booth challenges her to define love. One shot, BB, complete (probably).

Again, apologies for my muses' mood swings (or, erm, fan fiction swings). Don't blame me, please--blame my ADD muses. I'm trying!

Good Omens:

1) In Which a Demon Practices His Stalking ~ Two years after the Armageddon-that-wasn't, the world was still safely not-destroyed. London was rainy, the ducks were growing fat on bread from their two favorite not-quite-people, and Crowley still had a thing for lunches at the Ritz. That is to say that life, for the large part, was going onwards in the same sort of fashion it always had. For once, Crowley was almost enjoying the near-normalcy (not that he would ever tell Aziraphale that, mind. He did have a reputation to uphold). But that was before Aziraphale started acting quite strangely, Adam decided to use his Antichristly status for yet more meddling, and Crowley found himself becoming jealous of a certain human boy the angel had become awfully close to... love is part of the ineffable plan, isn't it? Aziraphale X Crowley, oneshot.

2) The Secret Lives of Houseplants ~ There was, Crowley rather reluctantly recognized, some sort of sadistic irony about the whole business. All in all, this sort of thing--actual ingenuity, actual brilliance--had never been in Hastur's field before. This time, though, the senior demon had rather outdone himself. Not only was Crowley on the verge of death, surrounded by beings that would like nothing more than to torture him, kill him, and maybe roast him for good measure, but there was absolutely no possible way for him to escape this time. He supposed that maybe, just maybe, Aziraphale might worry after him and figure everything out before he actually got discorporated, but as far as revenge went this was absolutely first class. Inside his pot, Crowley attempted to glare at his slow-moving attackers, managing nothing more than a not-so-menacing twitch of one of his upper leaves. Yes, the demon admitted grudgingly, there was something ironically perfect about the fact that he was currently a green leafy phototroph about to be killed by his own beautiful, formerly terrified, houseplants. Humor, romance...I'm rather fond of this idea, but I'm not sure I'll ever get around to writing it.

Twilight:

1) Without the Shields ~ I always had this awesome image of being a vampire. You know, live a happy never-ending vegetarian existence with the love of my life and his coven. Thing is, in real life, the only part I got right was the vegetarian part. Edward left, I got turned, and suddenly I was living with two new "parents" and three new "siblings." For a while I missed my human life, but I finally got to be happy in my strange little family. Ten years later, my loving, wonderful parents decided to send Merry, Chris, Angel and I back to high school. Now I'm the only thing standing between my three younger siblings and a massacre, I'm fighting not to fall back in love with Edward, and the Volturi have started getting interested in my coven. Looks like it might not be easy being a vampire after all. Bella X Edward, eventually.

Why haven't I posted? My muses have all the attention span of a two year old, honestly, but I am trying.

So have a nice day, everybody, and a thousand thanks to anyone who reviewed for me. Enjoy!

~Song

If you want to, just scroll down. Really. Because from here on out is just the random inside jokes my friends and I have. It might be beneficial to both your health and sanity to just scroll past. If you do read, know that they make no sense, will make no sense, and have never made any sense. You have been warned.

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Me, having a silent conversation with Kierah: Why is it always, always the badger?

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Me, talking to Sabrina: Your brain is actually a sword fish.

Sabrina: ...Wouldn't the end of it poke through my forehead?

Me: Yes. Which is why you're also a unicorn in disguise.

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Amanda: My dad said...

Alexa: Plastic...

Brooke: Little children...

Me: Okay, hang on. I need to get my hearing checked. I just heard 'my daddy says to SHUN the little plastic children.'

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Brooke sings while buying a Snapple: Mr. George Washington! Mango Madness is for meeee!

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Amanda: Pounce.

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There's this sort of urban legend that says that the noise you make when you're poked in the stomach is your "sex noise."

Kierah, after being poked in the stomach: Mmph!

Lex, after being poked in the stomach: Ahh!

Sam, after being poked in the stomach: Oh!

Me, after being poked in the stomach: ... (silence)

Sabrina, after being poked in the stomach: Wiggetywhoowhatthefuckit'sthebabymoses!

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Me: I have aibohphobia (take a second and read this word backwards, please).

Ben: Which is...?

Me: Fear of palindromes.

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Amanda: Amanda speaks in third person.

Me: Song (obviously not my name, moving on) turns into a cat and eats mouse-Amanda for speaking in third person.

Amanda: Amanda uses her super cool mouse-powers to fly out of Song's stomach and finds Jerry. They run away.

Me: Song catches Amanda and ingests her again.

Amanda: Amanda once more uses her super-mouse powers and goes to Florida with Jerry.

Me: Song uses super-cat powers to track them down and ingest Amanda.

Amanda: Amanda uses super-mouse powers, finds Jerry, goes to moon.

Me: Song notes Amanda's obsession with Jerry and suggests that she get help for her fetish.

Amanda: Amanda mentally smacks Song and tells her that Jerry is cooler than she'll ever be.

Me: Song seals Amanda's super-mouse powers away for eternity and eats her as revenge.

Amanda: Amanda waits for eternity and escapes.

Me: Amanda dies of old age.

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Kierah, Sabrina and I: Lower side boob hugs! (X-files reference/inside joke)

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Brooke, about my stuffed-animal seal: Name it Soup!!

Me: Um, why?

Brooke, glaring: Just do it.

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Sabrina, Kierah and I are a three headed monster. Sam is our tail. Don't ask.

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Amanda, speaking to our tour guide in Quebec: Now you've given me trust issues! Live with that on your conscience, Suzy!

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Me: My dad is a mad scientist.

Ben: My dad is a magician.

Me: Seriously?

Ben: Yes. And my mother is a clown. Our family is... um... interesting.

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Melissa, at midnight, sits up in her sleep: This just isn't fair, guys!

Amanda, Leah, and I: What isn't fair?

Melissa: Just... just this whole thing! (Rolls over and proceeds to snore).

Me: ... Is anyone else interested in knowing what the hell she was dreaming about?

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Leah is sketching, but not really paying attention to what she's doing.

Me: Um, Leah, why did you just sketch the letters "Ba" into your sketch book?

Leah: I was... I'm planning on... Actually, I really have no clue where I was going with that.

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I was trying to doodle/write Rebecca's name on the bus to Boston, and not really paying attention.

Rebecca: What did you just write?

Me: I wrote Rebecca.

Rebecca: Check again.

Me: R-e-b-l-e-c-c-a. Rebec... oh. Right.

And that is how Rebecca became Reblecca (go Blecs!) all because I seriously can't spell sometimes.

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Just so that Kierah doesn't kill me, I have to include this~

SMOLDER FOREVER!

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Amanda, at Brooke's confirmation party, while being assaulted by balloons: Ahh!

Brooke: What's wrong?

Amanda: I'm being attacked by your Jesus balloons.

Me: Don't worry about it. That's just balloon baptism.

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Megan wakes up at a sleepover, then lurches upright and walks into the kitchen, muttering.

Amanda: Are you okay?

Megan: I have to find the thing.

Amanda: What thing?

Megan: The thing that turns the lights!

Amanda: Um, a light switch?

Megan: I already turned on the lights! I have to find the thing!

Allison: Is this what you're looking for? (She hands Megan her stuffed animal).

Megan: No!

Brooke: Is this it? (Hands her a random cup)

Megan: No! The thing! The ticket!

Amanda: ... What ticket?

Megan: I have to redeem the movie ticket!

Me: Amanda, is she sleepwalking?

Amanda: ...

As it turns out, Megan had a dream that she had to redeem a movie ticket, and was actually sleepwalking. :) And Leah, being Leah, slept through the entire thing.