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Andrew Hildreth
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since: 07-02-07, id: 1315492, Profile Updated: 12-13-09
Author has written 9 stories for Evangelion.

I'm just a college student from Pennsylvania, US. I prefer to write stuff for Evangelion. Shinji/Rei stories primarily, but I'm open to just about any Shinji/girl pairing. I'm willing to try any story once (except yaoi or gaylove fanfics!). I write AU and OoC stories almost exclusively. A lot of my stories also come from some real life experiences. I try to keep it interesting, but if any of you readers find anything boring or cliche, please don't hesistate to let me know.

The votes are in and my first poll is closed! Out of everyone who voted on my question, "What is the most fitting demise for Gendo Ikari?", 40 percent of you voted that he should have his shrunken testicles cut off with a rusty spoon and forced down his ugly throat! Second to that was 30 percent , who said that he should be drawn and quartered by wild horses. The other thirty percent was divided in a three-way (giggety) tie between him having his skin scraped off by razor blades, being burned at the stake, or being fed to rabid wolverines. Thanks to everyone who voted!

News to all of my loyal readers (as well as any other random people who have happened onto my profile page): I'm currently in the process of writing another self-insertion fanfic. This one's going to take me outside of my usual box 'cause it's not for Evangelion. I'm writing this one in the Legend of Zelda universe (most awesome video game series EVER created!). Can't say how long it's going to be before any chapters get posted, but I'll let you know as it happens!

11/11/2008: Some great news for all of my loyal readers! My muse has finally returned after her long vacation! With any luck, I'll have a new chapter posted before too much longer. I'm still working on my Zelda self-insert, but things are progressing nicely. Well, I think that's all for right now!

12/22/2008: Just in time for Christmas, I've finally started posting my sequel story to my Gary Stu fanfic! I can hear some of my loyal readers jumping for joy already, while some of you are saying: "Oh, god...he's writing a Gary Stu?" Well guess what, doubters?? Read the reviews on it! You'll find out that it turned out pretty darn good! So there! But...all ranting and raving aside, please check out my new story. Merry Christmas to you all!

8/15/2009: My latest poll is now closed! Thanks to all of you who voted on the question "who is the hottest Eva girl?"! The winner, by majority vote of 51 percent, was Rei Ayanami! And here's a note to all of my readers. My latest fanfiction, "The Gift II: Ascensions" is now complete. It is also probably going to be my last fanfiction writing for a while. I need a break, and I'm out of fresh ideas. Anything else that I'd write would probably be a knock-off of somebody else's writing, and I couldn't allow myself to do that. I'm also in mourning for the passing of 94saturn. He was a friend of mine here on FF.net, and I will miss his writing style. If anyone has some ideas that they might like to see transformed into an Evangelion fanfiction, please drop me a note by way of a review or a PM, and I will do my best to try and bring it to life. No promises on quality or speed, but I will do my best. Until then, TTFN, ta ta for now.

12/13/2009: Hey guys! Guess who's back in town! I know, I've been away for a little while, but I think I've finally got something for you. It's gonna be another "Andrew Hildreth" story. HOWEVER, this one's gonna be in a different universe! It's a tie-in to another one of my stories. Which one is it gonna be? You'll have to wait and find out! HA HA HA!! :P Wouldn't want to spoil the surprise, now would we? I hope you're gonna like it.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 that havn't, copy and paste this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, guard of the twilight, The White Ancient, Andrew Hildreth

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, The White Ancient, Andrew Hildreth

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your own stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Huh. That's a lot. I guess I just break all the rules, huh?

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1. The Gift II: Ascensions » reviews
You've waited for it and here it is: the sequel to The Gift: Awakenings! Same story format as it's predecessor. Reviews always welcome. Rated 'M' for graphic violence, language and sexuality. Final chapter uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,325 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Rei A. - Complete
2. The Gift: Awakenings » reviews
Thought I'd try a new kind of fanfic. A better summary is inside. Spoiler: it turns into a romance that involves Rei. Story complete. Sequel finally posted! It is in no way related to Mercaba's story "The Gift". I had no idea the story was even out there
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,811 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Rei A. - Complete
3. Scent of Your Destiny » reviews
My first Shinji/Misato fic. It was fun to write. Hope you all enjoy! Rated M for language, sexual content, and some graphic violence. Many thanks to orionpax09 for his ideas! It's broken 60K! I'm speechless!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,741 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Shinji I. & Misato K. - Complete
4. Under the trees » reviews
In an alternate universe, Shinji discovers that he has a talent for track running. He also discovers that an attractive exchange student has a major crush on him. SxA lemon galore! OoC out the wazoo. Finally updated and finished!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,346 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 8-31-07 - Shinji I. & Asuka S. - Complete
5. Her Deep Red Eyes » reviews
A story that occurred to me randomly one day. I think it's pretty good. SR lemon. Rated M for strong language, graphic descriptions and sexual content. Entire story updated!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,199 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 11-21-07 - Rei A. & Shinji I. - Complete
6. Love and Learn rewrite » reviews
A new arrangement of an old fanfiction. Chapters 4 and 5 are almost completely new! Rated M for strong language and sexual content. ShinjiRei lemon at the end
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-28-07 - Shinji I. & Rei A. - Complete
7. The Great War » reviews
prequel to my earlier story, Two's Company, Three's sweet. Done by request. Thanks to everybody who gave me ideas, you know who you are! Some AU and OoC content, but otherwise, I'll let you read and find out
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Shinji I. & Asuka S. - Complete
8. Two's Company, Three's Sweet » reviews
Breakfast at the apartment shared by Shinji, Asuka, and Rei gets interesting. Oneshot sequel to the Great War. Good lemon threeway action! SxRxA
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-11-07 - Shinji I. & Asuka S. - Complete
9. Love and Learn » reviews
My first attempt at a fanfic. Hope you like it. Juicy lemon at the end. SxR. Rated M for strong sexual content and language
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-6-07 - Shinji I. & Rei A. - Complete
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