Dani's Dad: Dani, I want you to be top of your class.Dani: What about, Alex?
Dani's Dad: She can be second best.
Me: HEY!
Me: Dani, I have bad news!
Dani: What?
Me: Alex licked your cupcake!
-hysterical laughter from Dani, since she thought I was talking in third person, when I was talking about my evil cat Alex-
Me: Here's a new cupcake.
Dani: You licked my cupcake?
Me: What?
Dani: You said, "Alex licked your cupcake!"
Me: I was talking about my cat!
Dani: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! laughter from both of us
Me: I bet so far this summer you've only played the guitar!
Chris: No.
Me: Chris.
Chris: Maybe...
Chris: Oh COOL! I dropped the pick on my leg and it made the hairs stand up!
Me: I didn't want to hear that.
Chris: Sorry.
-Pause, and loud laughter from both of us-
Kathy: Don't laugh at my disability!
Me: Three...three...three.
Kathy: Haha. Three. Three. Three. Loser.
Me: Em...Emmerz...Emmeroozy.
Emily: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to come up with an embarrassing nickname for you.
Emily: Okay...
Me: I GOT IT!
Emily: What?
Me: I shall call you...Emzy Mimzy.
Emily: Oh God...
Me: Hello, I am an Arab!
Emily: Again! Do it again!
Me: -in my Arabian accent- I shall bomb your house.
Emily: MORE!
Me: -British accent- Hello chap.
Emily: Do another one!
Me: -Australian accent- We're gonna see a croc soon, mates.
Emily: One more time!
Me: That's all I got.
Emily: Awwww.
-while Mom is playing a game-
Me: SUICIDE!
Mom: DAMN IT!
Dani: Why do you keep yelling suicide?
Me: I always yell suicide when she dies.
Dani: Oh God...
Me: What? I like it when she dies.
Dani: That sounds so wrong.
Mom: She's evil.
Me: Sorry for screaming really loud, guys.
Emily: It's okay.
Chris: Yeah. Why were you screaming anyway?
Me: I saw a cockroach.
Chris: Oh. I thought you were screaming cause you were bleeding and I'm thinking, "Jeez it's just blood."
Emily: Wow, Chris.
Dani: Stop! Calm down!
Me: What?
Dani: Stop spinning on the chair!
Me: I'm a good little girl! I follow instructions and when teachers turn away I like to spin on chairs!
-Karen, Emily, Lenny, Dani, Chris, and I are eating at Johnny Rockets-
-Chris, Dani, and I were sitting on one side of the booth, me in the middle-
Dani: Be right back. -stands up-
Chris and I: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Dani: What?
Chris and I: We broke the chair.
Chris: OHHHHHHHHHHH NACHO!
Me: BURRITO!
Silvia: BURRITO!
Me: Hi Burrito!
Silvia: Hi Burrito!
-Silvia, Lenny, and I were talking on three way-
Lenny: And so...
Silvia: Lenny, if you don't stop we're gonna quesadilla you.
Lenny: You're gonna what me?
Me: Quesadilla you. If you don't stop being bad.
Lenny: Go ahead, quesadilla me.
Me: Okay.
-hangs up on Lenny-
Me: Silvia?
Silvia: Yeah?
Me: I quesadillaed him.
Silvia: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NACHO!
Me: Stop it! BAD SEED! BAD CHILD!
Chris: I'm not a seed!
Me: You were once a bun in the oven and to be a bun you have to have been a seed! So you are a seed!
Chris: Okay...
Me: A. Dawg!
Other Alex: A. DAWG!
-hug and walk away-
Chris: Wanga wanga wanga!
Chris: The oldest thing in my house is my grandmother.
Me: That's so mean!
Chris: Yet so true.
Chris: Cause everytime we touch I get this feeling...
Me: -snickers-
Chris: ...you heard nothing.
Me: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, whatever. QUOTING YOU!
Chris: NOOOOOO!
Me: -jumps off chair and almost trips-
Dani: Oh my gosh, Alex, are you okay?
Me: Yeah, I meant to do that.
Dani: And you call me clumsy.
Momo: TOKI TOKI!
Me: BOOM BOOM!
Momo: TOKI TOKI!
Me: BOOM BOOM!
Alejandro: SHUT UP!
Me: You're no fun.
Chris: Haha, I just knuckled you!
Me: Well, I just knuckled you too, technically I just fingered you.
-pause, after we both realize what I accidentally said-
Chris: -falls off chair-
Me: -buries head in hands-
Chris: -typing-
Me: You wouldn't...
Chris: It's my quote right now!
Me: NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN!
Chris: Nope.
Me: Minus 3243795873 hugs!
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: -waking up- Where's Emile Hirsch?
Me: Wall-E is my husband!
Kathy: Eve is my wifey!
Dani: Who do I get?
Me: -pause- Nobody.
Dani: Gee, thanks.
Dani: Yay, I have a shield!
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