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Author has written 40 stories for Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Pokemon, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Harry Potter. I am the best writer on this site, jokes. I am the worst writer on this site, but I am still a writer on this site ;) I don't know what to say, I guess i'm am one of those guys that have an I.Q for 4 figures and end up dropping out of uni because it's too boring and then shoots himself because that's more fun :p About me I'm a 18 yr old boy from new zealand. I love South park like i have said, music and a lot of stuff i can't be bothered writing. I want to be a lawyer but writing will always be something i enjoy. Maybe one day, when I can actually write a good story, I can publish a book or something. Okay i know your bored out of your mind and don't want to read my bio, so just go read a fanfic of mine and tell me how much you hate it. | |||||||||||
1. Kenny and Ayla: Home, sweet home » reviews6 years after leaving South Park, Kenny decides to return for a holiday with his girlfriend. Read as he searches for lost friends, and shares unforgettable memories and experiences with the love of his life Ayla. This will blow your mind!South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Kevin McCormick2. Bartman » reviewsFollow Bart as a 16 yr old, adapting to teenage life. Now he and his friends must fight off aliens, Sideshow Bob, ghosts and drug addictions. A mix of romance, adventure and humour fill his life. Please R&R, both constructive critism and praise is loved.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 146,834 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-5-073. In the flames of love » reviewsStan and Kenny have a good steady relationship but when a tragic strikes a close friend, Stan's life beings to have a dramatic change. Will Stan find out who his heart really beats for? Slash Stan/Kenny and hetro Stan/WendySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 4-24-084. Crime Fighters Inc » reviewsThere are supernatural mysteries in Springfield that need solving as well as a increase in crime that can't be solved by the police force. It has been 25 years since Professor Frink has left Springfield but now he is back and he must teamed up with a foe.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 10-18-075. The Life of Stewie » reviewsStewie is just your typical talking baby that wishes nothing but death to his mother. However the family pet introduces him into a new world where he becomes a soul reaper. Now Stewie has to deal with killing people and Olivia. Trust me its funny, just R&Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 7-26-07 - Stewie G.6. South Park X » reviewsNow that the boys are teenagers they must learn to deal with a whole new range of problems. How will they face girls, drugs, sex, alcohol and a whole lot of new issues. New friends and new enemies, old friends and old enemies. Just like a soap!South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,943 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 11-17-077. The road of redemption » reviewsBart now 18, makes his way back to springfield but not everyone is willing to allow him back into their lives. A tale of love, friendship and redemption. Will he fix up his mistakes or make things worse for himself?Simpsons - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 1-13-098. Love isn't a choice it's a reward! » reviewsMy first slash fic ever, Stan loves Wendy but he can't deny his feelings for his best friend. Yeah it's a style or Stan/Kyle. Also includes Wendy/Bebe... uh Wenbe or Bendy! Please rate and review, I'm not an expert at this kind of stuff but... SLASH FIC!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete9. Maggie and the christmas of sadness reviewsSpringfield was laced with white snow that was 3ft thick and everyone in town had a look of glee on their faces. Little children were playing in the snow and singing rhymes of joy. Christmas time is a special time that only comes once a year and everyoneSimpsons - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete10. Living in the crucible » reviewsSet during the Salem Witch hunts. Stan and Wendy are about to get married but their love is going to be challenged when a new Jewish boy moves to South Park. Their friends are dying due to false trials which leaves them to wonder who is next. Slash, StyleSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 5-12-0811. The evil parallel universe » reviewsLife soon changes as he plays a game and ends up being transported to an evil parallel universe. Based on spookyfish, AU.South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 4-22-08 - Kyle B.12. Stan vs Kyle! reviewsThe title says it all, two best friends are now returning back to school and are really close till they meet her. Now their lives are turn upside down and their friendship is tested.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M.13. Two guys in love » reviewsCOWRITTEN WITH Miluki Sama.XY. Cartman is in love with Butters, will a sleep over make Cartman admit his true feelings? SLASH Butters/Cartman... i like to call it buttmanSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Butters S. & Eric Cartman14. The Blond Boys » reviewsPip is a very lonely teenager, he has no friends and everybody hates him. That all changes one day when Kenny stands up for him and suddenly Pip is finding himself falling for his best and only friend. SLASH Kenny/Pip.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Kenny M. & Pip P.15. 22 ONE SHOTS » reviewsIf your looking for a good collection of one shots search some where else. This fic will contain 22 one shots about South Park at the start of 3rd grade. It's stupid and unfunny and you shouldn't read it even if your bored. Stan/WendySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-4-0816. Jessica the demon slayer! » reviewsBased on Reverend Lovejoy's "Helen Lovejoy: wife, gossip demon slayer" which is no doubt one of the best simpson fics around. Set 5 years after that fic, Jessica is 15 and about to face more tha just boys, fashion and typical teen stuff. Things like demonSimpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 3-21-0817. Dirty Cop » reviewsCartman is 30, he has a steady job as a cop but one day everything goes wrong. Cartman kills his partner and his life is suddenly turned upside down as he believes he will get caught very soon. Cartman's new partner is Kenny, who has returned from New YorSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 10-22-07 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M.18. The Holocaust » reviewsBart, a 12 yr old Jew, is on the run in 1938-1945. He has lost his family, friends and all that is left is his sister Maggie. Will Bart be caught and sent to a death camp? Or will he survive and live each day trying to forget about what has happened.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 4-13-0819. 911: Sirius Khan » reviewsSirius Khan just moved to South Park from Oman and faces prejudice on his first day. Soon a life changing event is going to take place one that will change all of America. Will he ever fit in with the South Park locals?South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-28-0820. Pretty Vacant! » reviewsMeet Homer, a 44 year old father who has made some pretty terrible mistakes. Now he must deal with being fired and not being able to give his family the basics that all living humans need. Will he lose everything he loves or will he find a way to change?Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-20-0821. The story of Maggie Lovejoy » reviewsSet 12 years after a horrible homocide incident, now Maggie lives with the Lovejoys. She was brought up as a Lovejoy and had no idea that her parents are dead till Jessica tells her. Bart and Lisa are living in a distant town but will they be reunited?Crossover - Simpsons & South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,226 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 3-14-0822. The wacky boarding school reviewsEver wonder what Jessica's boarding school is like? Well you don't want to know and you don't read this. If you read it however be expected to lose brain cells and flamers, remember... i cry easily. That's my most manly trait as well.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-0823. The Marauders and the dark revolution » reviewsSirius, James, Remus and Peter are four normal teenage boys except for the small fact that they are wizards. They journey into the magically world as an evil uprising starts. They have a lot to deal with now, evil wizards, dementors and girls! Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-26-0824. One hundred themeword challenge! » reviewsI have read a few of these so he is my attempt at the 100 theme challenge. 100 oneshots that are just whatever, please help out with the words. Random pairings from the typical style to Mr Kitty and Grandpa Marsh if it gets to that .South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-22-0825. A parellel link reviewsLast time Spongebob travelled to his friends dreams this time the gate is open, now he has friends in enemys from another realm. Pokemon, South Park and Simpsons crossovers. More like small jokes containing them.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-0826. No Escape » reviewsKenny is 16 yrs old and he is sent to a mysterious religious cult. He must adapt to a life style that is so different compared to his. He soon learns of a shocking secret that is to die for. Please R&R.South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,059 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 7-23-0727. Maggie goes to high school reviewsMaggie is now 13, she starts high school to find it is a lot different than the past. Everyone seems to be in groups, Gerald is starting to act weird and there is a mystery behind why all high school students act so weirdly.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-0828. Stewie the teenager! reviewsStewie is now 16, goes to high school and has to deal with the normal teenage problems that every body has to face. He is constantly in a war between what is right and what is fun. Will he be up to his old tricks? Will he turn good for the sake of friendsFamily Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-08 - Stewie G.29. Not a happy ending » reviewsThis story is suppose to be funny and intelligent, it ended up being stupid and unfunny. Not everything goes according to plan, my advice is don't read this.Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete30. Glue for a broken heart? » reviewsThis fic is for teens by a teen. It's storyline involves drugs, sex, high school, teen pregracy and other teen issues. The characters might be a little smarter than the popular group but it doesn't mean that they aren't young and naive. SLASH! Bebe/Wendy!South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Bebe S. & Wendy T.31. Bart the rabbit! reviewsOk this story is just to strange to read, don't read it unless you want to be dissapointed. I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote it but don't read it...Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-0832. Bart learns about politics! reviewsThis is an extremely funny political joke, trust me. Bart wants to know what politics is and trust me it's a great joke or at least in my opinion. Bart learns about the government, working class, capitalism and the future of our great society. Please R&RSimpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete33. Waylon Smithers and the death of Burns! reviewsThis is my very first fic to be centred on Waylon Smithers and I have to admit I don't know much about the character. Mr Burns has died leaving Waylon Smithers rather depressed however he denies to allow the sadness destroy his life. Please rate and revieSimpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0834. Only if i could see you! reviewsMaggie, now 10, has to face adversity beyond that of a normal person. Her family besides her sister doesn't care for her, she isn't allowed to go to school and she is blind. Without sight is permitted to a second rate life but Maggie doesn't want that. R&Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-0835. The hammer of unjustice! » reviewsBart has witness something that has changed his life, something so cruel that he becomes clinically depressed. Friends and family gave up hope for him but there is one friend that has always been by his side. Will she be able to help him? R&R please.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 3-27-0836. The Simpsons X » reviewsBart has been a pretty irresponsible person all his life and now he is trapped in a relationship he doesn't want to have. There is some slash, starting chapter 5 with Burns/Smithers. Other couples involve Milhouse/Lisa, Alex/Bart and Marge/Homer. R&R.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-1-0837. Waylon Smithers: An Easter special! reviewsSmithers has gotten angry at living in denial, he comes out of the closet to his closest friend. He dislikes Easter but Jesus helps him see otherways. Be warned, this story is very dirty and might anger a few people. ONESHOTSimpsons - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete38. A haunted home of Monty Burns and Waylon Smithers! reviewsA one shot about the tragic passing of Monty Burns and Waylon smithers and a few adventurous children that make a big mistake. Is Bart, Lisa and Milhouse making a big mistake when deciding to explore into rumours about a haunted house?Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete39. The adventures of Orion » reviewsOrion is the grandson of Ash Ketchum and now must attempt to build is own legacy.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 7-26-0740. Enter Duffman reviewsA parody to the song enter sandman.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete
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