Penname: nephertiri

Real name: Not telling (na na na boo boo)

Gender: Female...for now. jk ;)

Background: Ummmm...sure.

Hobbies: The usuals: reading, writing, eating, breathing...occasionally trying to take over the world.

Likes: Cornbread. I love me some cornbread! Also humurous stories and intelligent conversations (pauses...then falls over laughing)

Dislikes: Arguments. I hate confrontations. I don't avoid them, I just don't like them. I'm sure I have more dislikes but I'm lazy right now. :P

Note: I may occasionally write a story or a one-shot (most likely only zutara), but only if I have time.

Okay...Oh yeah! I love humor and appreciative remarks, and to the flamers...BRING IT ON!! Within good reason of course.

Oh yeah, this is from xXRitingGoddessXx. If you want more, just go to her profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. ( A/N: I had an imaginary friend named Vi Vi when I was little. She...was...AWESOME XD!)

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

Yeah, and apparently someone gave VioletCrystals a hard time about her review that they said she asked for :(. He/she asked me to copy/paste this into my profile. Now I am...here it goes...enjoy...any day now...alrighty then...aaaaaaany second...gonna clap zoom on out here...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now...okay...get ready...its gonna be a big one...yeah... -_-. Since magic and the power of imagination, hope, and love have failed me, I guess I'll just rely on technology and use the clicky thingy by my hand.

Some shit about VioletCrystals is being stirred up and I'm not liking it, especially because what this person has to say is completely ridiculous. If you know who I'm talking about and think said person was extremely disrespectful and immature, copy and paste this into your profile.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaalso, I will be leaving for the Air Force in early January, so there will be no more updates for at least...two years? Yeah, about two years. Maybe less, it depends on if I have time. Sighs Anywho, I'll always love fanfiction.net and all the joy it has brought me! Fight for your ships, your stories, no matter what people say, and fight for your right to shoot penguins out of a cannon and hit a defenseless elderly man named Old Man Jenkins until he cries while simultaneously eating collard greens and cornbread and remarking about how funny Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is and...turns to lawyer when he taps her on the shoulder. She leans in to listen. Frowns You serious? Whispering continues. Frown deepens It's not completely retarded. You ever hit an elderly man with a full grown penguin? whisper. She shakes her head You should get out more. Her lawyer hits her upside her head and continues to whisper. She sighs and pushes him away Well, APPARENTLY that's still illegal in 49 states...except Texas :). Soooo, if you don't live in Texas...sucks to be you 'cause you can't do it :P. But seriously, you can... glares over at her lawyer who gives her a warning glance. Sighs. Arches eyebrows and waves for her lawyer to leave. Sends another warning look. She waves her hand dismmisively, then notices he hasn't left. Sighs. Nods head emphatically. Her lawyer is satisfied and walks away He is SO annoying sometimes. Telling me what's right and wrong, what's illegal, what's immoral. Kind of grating. Clears throat Anyway, you CAN fight for your rights...and so will I. Salutes Good luck, and God bless! ;)

And somewhere, the cabbage man's cart blew up XP

Yo! Sighs It's been awhile, I see, what...fifteen years? Wait counts on her fingers Okay, maybe a year or so. Like I said then, I was leaving for the Air Force in January...it is now October...something...24th. Yep, literally just looked down at my laptop clock and put the mouse over it to figure out the day :P. Aaaaaanywho, I had a wierd desire to update this, so now I am! I am officially part of the Air Force and after 8 1/2 of basic training and 6 1/2 months of Tech School (1 month spent doing at the school, just waiting to start class so technically 7 months), and 1 month with my kinfolk, I am now doing my job!! Yay! looks around Okay, I'm tired. Going back to sleep. Bye! ;P