Hey random people who decide to check my profile out! The name's Ayame and I'm a girl, though that's probably obvious what with the stories I've written. I got a dark mind although those who meet me in person rarely comment on it. I am obsessed with Tamora Pierce and I was obsessed with the Twilight series until Breaking Dawn, even though I haven't even finished it yet.

Let's see...favorite books from Tammy have to be Protector of the Small. I've read Daine's books like 10 times, and I'm surprised that my local library doesn't just give them to me since I borrow them so often.

Fav food: Sushi

Fav band: ...Hard to say, but I've recently been introduced to Breaking Benjamin, and I love their stuff. Thanks Lilac!

Fav drink: Coca-Cola all the way!

Fav eye color for anyone: Green, although sadly I don't have this color. My eyes are a plain black-brown.

Fav books: Big question. All of Tammy's books, James Patterson's Alex Cross series and his Women's Murder Club series, Blue Bloods by Melissa something or another, Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz although I only got to Ark Angel, All the books from Twilight up to Breaking Dawn, Eragon and Eldest. More to come when I can think!

Fav place: Lahaina, Hawaii where I spent most of my childhood. I miss it alot.

Fav saying: "You fool!" or "Shut up man. You're talking to a fricken ninja sensei right now. Show some respect."

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those four-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents.) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death" (Really? But dying is such fun…)

On a baby-stroller featuring a small storage pouch: "Do not put child in bag." (But he fits just fine…)

On a letter opener: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended." (Yes, with all those moving parts and dangerous chemicals, it’s a blind person waiting to happen!)

For a scholarship: "No purchase necessary." (Man, I wanted to buy that money... Really paying for free money is fun.)

STORIES IN PROGRESS

Isabella of Condre

This has to be my favorite story that I am writing at the moment. The inspiration for this came from a book called "Here Be Dragons" about the feuds between Lewellyn the Great who was Welsh and his wife, Joanna, a bastard who's father was the king of England. True story and I recommend it to any who like historical books.

Anyway, the wedding is coming up soon between them, and after that the true fun begins. If I drop this story then I'm sorry, but I signed up for Pre-AP classes in high school, so you probably won't be seeing alot of me come the 25 of August.

Her Feelings

I'm being completely honest when I say I have no idea where this story is going. I had an idea at one point, but it completely ditched me. If any of you have some ideas please tell me!