Okiedokie! There's gonna be some changes around here! Well, not changes exactly...just one bid mondo change: Me!! I'm Pokemon Ninja...errr...junior? Yeah, that's it...junior! My cousin gave me the account telling me it was too 'troublesome'...yeah and something about typing and posting my stories myself, I think... I got the attention span of a moth mind you, I have some free time so what the hack...Ok, let's get started...
Basic Info:
Not-so-real Name: Retosuke Santos.
Nationality: Pinoy/Filipino
Age: 13, gonna be 14 in a month, but who's counting? (mental age: 10)
Well, I'm still gonna continue the stories (no duh)...Although new people are still gonna be poppin out, and trust me, I don't have any idea where those things come from... But, yeah I should warn you: You're dealing with a person who almost gets run over by cars more than two times a week, puts ice cubes on hot drinks when it's friggin cold, 13 and still believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny, as well as the Toothfairy, wears jackets in the summer, plans plots of revenge during free time if not playing ninja, always bored, too brutal and loud for their own good, forgets to save after typing a really long assignment when the power goes off, lazy, easily deceived, takes people seriously when they say 'pull my finger', a walking monkey of bad luck, dreams of dying in the Bermuda Triangle (Yeah, I really want that to happen!), forgets what things were done after a few days, tricks or treats in a makeshift kyuubi costume, and has the same brain capacity as a person who's taken out their brain for a wash and got it shrunk. So yeah. I think I made it clear that you have to have patience the size of the sun and a hammer to knock me out with in case I go crazy for the nth time today. Oh, and before I forget, I have mood swings far worse than split personality.
I'm a Narutard and a Bleacher right now...but I watch a lot of anime like Pokemon (I'm was born a pokemaniac...hehehe...), Digimon, Blood, Dragon Ball, HunterXHunter, Ranma 1/2, Detective Conan, Prince of Tennis, Slam Dunk, Captain Tsubasa, Dear Boys, Lucky Star, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Death Note, Inuyasha, Jigoku Shoujo, Ginban Kaleidoscope, Battle B-Daman, Read or Die, Deltora Quest (yes, it has an Anime now!!), Detective School Q, Avatar, Marimite (Sorry I can't remember the full name), Samurai X, Air Gear, Gakuen Alice, Midori no Hibi, REC, Strawberry Panic and loads more anime I can't remember...
I update every now and then...no indicating how often. And I always get writers block and can't write anything...unless Naruto(setsuna.kobayashi) or anyone else in the squad does something that snaps my attention.
Some stuff I found funny:
Chouji. in a skirt. claiming to have taken ballet lessons.
The scientific name of linta is Leech
Someone walking out...then he/she either: almost trips, bumps into a chair, tries to slam the door by pushing it, almost hits the wall after trying to slam the door, or comes back after five minutes because he/she forgot a notebook.
May pusit na pala na nag-aaudition para maging santa claus...
I'm damn scurd.
Anung konek?
Two girls walking up the wrong staircase. The other girl notices, and tries to tell the other by kicking her.
Hey, me bagung mapa ng Pilipinas, hugis kamote na pala tayo...
Alice in Wonderland...Diba may patatas dun?
Ishida OREO!!
MGA! este OMG!
"It's pronounced T-sunade"
Pairings:
Hmmm...not much thought here...since I usually read humor fics...anything goes...but I usually find myself reading these:
Naruto:
NaruHina
InoSaku
ShikaTema
at times, NaruSasu
Bleach:
IchiRuki
TatsuHime
YoruSoi
Lucky Star:
Konami
Misao Ayano (MisaAya?)
Minami Yutaka (MinaTaka?)
..and loads of other pairings...forgive me..im too lazy
So, yeah, thats all I have to say! Wow, that was longer than I expected... Well, anyway, I hope you keep on reading the crappy stuff I write!
Peace out,
Pokemon Ninja (jr?)
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