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SEME / UKE TEST! Which one are you?

My all time favorite song

In my opinion good sasu x naru video

ABOUT ME:

from: Finland

dislikes: my little brother and also I HATE harems , I'm not saying that there aren't be any good harems but I always prefer a 1x1 (not 1x6) pairing.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile!

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Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

This is an ending that is scary-ly easily and widely used, to end something so defenseless, precious and in many places wanted but unreachable (like 'mothers' who cant have children but would do anything to have one!). Remember those if your in front of this choice! There is another option: ADOPTION!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

though in my case I believe that there are situations that allow abortion to be used, like an medical condition that would make it impossible; for one or both to make it alive (like a too young mother) or for an example an rape. So remember that in everything there always are exceptions!

Remember when...:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Girls
are like
apples on trees
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because the
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Ettei aika kävisi pitkäksi tarkista englannin kielen taitosi!

Can't stand no longer - Ei seiso ilman lonkeroa

I'm just asking - Olen vain persekuningas

Can you hear me - Kannussa sinä, täällä minä

Undressed custom model - Tullin alastonmalli

Manicure - Raha parantaa

I have been there - Minulla on papu siellä

To be or not to be? - Ampiaiselle vai ei?

Escort service - Escort-huolto

We are the champions - Me olemme herkkusienet

Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Osta osta vauva, vauva hyvä ostos

I fell in love - Kompastuin rakkaaseen

Just in case - Vain salkussa

God only knows - Jumalan ainoa nenä

Hard disc operation - Rankka tiskausoperaatio

I will never give up - En koskaan oksenna

I saw my honey today - Sahasin hunajaani tänään

Oh dear! - Voi peura!

I'm going to make you mine - Menen tekemään sinulle kaivoksen

May God be with you - Toukokuun hyvä mehiläinen kanssasi

Finnish people - Lopeta ihmiset

Carpet factory - Autolemmikkitehdas

Bad influense - Paha räkätauti

Phone seller - Soita sellerille

Good products -Jumalan ankkojen puolella

Let's have a party - Perustetaan puolue

Watch out! - Vahdi ulkona!

I know his story well- Tiedän historiallisen kaivon

Press space bar to continue - Lehdistö avaruus baariin jatkoille

Joulupukki

Kurjaa sinänsä että minä joudun olemaan se, joka kertoo sinulle totuuden joulupukista: olen melko varma että joulupukki onkin nainen!

Mietippä itse. Juolu on suuri, kaunis ja hyvin organisoitu yhteistapahtuma, jossa on lämmin tunnelma ja tosisista välittäminen. En voi millään kuvitella, että joku mies pystyisi järjestämään mitään sellaista.

Ensinnäkin harva on se mies joka edes ajattelee lahjojen ostamista ennen kuin vasta Aattona. Ja kun miehet voihdoin pääsevät kauppaan, he ihmettelevevät, kun myytävänä ei ole enää muuta kuin auton tarvikkeita, jakoavaimia ja krääsäsormuksia. Pelkästään jo tämän takia olen ihan varma, että joulupukki on nainen. Jos hän olisi mies, kukaan ei koskaan löytäisi kuusen alta muuta kuin jotain omituista krääsää muovipusseiin käärittynä.

Toinen vakava uskottavuus ongelma on siinä, että miespuolinen pukki tuskin pääsisi perille. Ensinnäkin hänellä ei olisi poroja, koska kaikki olisi tapettu, nyljetty ja sidottu kiinni reen takapuskuriin. Miespukki vain kertoisi silmiään hölmistyneenä pyöritellen että metsästys kautta oli vähän jatkettu. Petteri punakuono olisi juuri lähetetty täytettäväksi.

Vaikka pukilla olisikin poro, perille pääsy olisi epätodennäköistä, sillä hän joka tapauksessa väistämättä eksyisi, eikä hän mitenkään voisi pysähtyä kysyäkseen joltakulta tietä.

Vielä lisää syitä, miksi Joulupukki ei voi olla mies:

-Miehet eivät osaa pakata
-Miehet ennemmin kuolisivat kuin pukeutuisivat punaiseen samettiin
-Miehet eivät vastaa kirjeisiin
-"Onkos täällä kilttejä lapsia" ei sovi iskurepliikiksi
-Ja lopuksi: vastuunotto joulusta vaatisi sitoutumista

Voin hyvinkin uskoa, että kaikki muut taruolennot ovat miehiä. Väinämöinen jahtasi puolet itseään nuorempia naisia - selvä mies. Cupido tykkää lennellä ympäriinsä aseistettuna. Peter Pan ei koskaan kasvanut aikuiseksi.
Kukka tahansa näistä läpäisisi koska tahansa testosterooni-testin. Mutta joulupukki? Ei mitään toivoa!
Kaikesta huolimatta, hyvää ja rauallista joulun odotusta sinulle!

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