Eowyn77
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since: 07-06-07, id: 1318747, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
country: USA
Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi! Thanks for stopping by!

If you're looking for my Transformers fics, please visit The Botosphere (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2096745/Botosphere), my collaborative profile shared with Darthishtar and kateydidnt and dedicated to movieverse kick-butt alien robots! :) And in case you're wondering, I think the best-ever writer of G1 fanfic is far and away The Starhorse (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/852445). Seriously, go check out her fics because they are absolutely stunning in their brilliance! :)

As you can tell by my penname, I'm a fan huge fan of Tolkien (especially Eowyn/Faramir), although right now I'm dabbling more in the world of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. I'm a mother of two young kids, married to my very own human version of Edward. (The rose in "Breakfast" was inspired by him.) :) I stay sane by trading my college-age cousin food for reading suggestions. When Twilight was recommended by everyone in her apartment, I just had to read it. Now I'm completely and totally hooked on Stephenie Meyer's imaginary friends.

I tried to swear off fanfiction when I went back to university after 8 years away to become a paralegal. I started channeling J Jenks in what became "Priority Client" and got completely sucked back in. There's no escaping the plot bunnies. :)

"Facing the Music" is now being translated into both Spanish (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836378/1/Facing_the_Music) and Portuguese and "Fifty-Eight Nights" will soon be translated into Russian. Many thanks to the translators! :)

I'm also a fanfic writer on Pelirroja's Twilight fanfiction archive at http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight/index.php

Hope you enjoy!


In response to a blurb floating around ff.net regarding gay marriage, here are some thoughts on traditional marriage...

1) Pristine wilderness, organic food, unpolluted drinking water, sustainable energy, and traditional marriage are good things that Americans ought to encourage and support.

2) Gay marriage is not about rights, it's about acceptance. Civil unions provide all the same legal rights as marriage, with the only difference between the two being the name. Legalizing gay marriage is an attempt to force people to accept homosexuality.

3) The same legal arguments that support gay marriage also support polygamy, polyandry, incest, and other relationships that society does not accept as valid.

4) Traditional marriage has been around a long time and hasn't significantly changed; it has even survived the burdens sometimes placed on it by misogynistic and racist cultures.

5) Brittany Spears' 55-hour marriage of convience is evidence that traditional marriage is already taken too lightly in American society and needs more protection, not less.

6) As an institution, gay marriage CANNOT produce children. Traditional marriage can. Children are our future.

7) There is a vast body of scientific evidence which states children learn behaviors and gender roles - both good and bad - from their parents.

8) Freedom of religious belief (including the belief that marriage is a sacred institution) is Constitutionally guaranteed. Governments outlawing as hate-speech against protected classes the belief that traditional marriage is ordained of God is a violation of First Amendment rights.

9) The best predictor of poverty in children isn't race or the educational level of their parents - it's single parenthood. Strong traditional marriages, with both a mother and a father in the home, is the best weapon we have against child poverty in America. Children are healthiest when they have positive role models for both genders. This happens best in traditional marriages, and for the health and wellbeing of children, traditional marriage ought to be encouraged and bolstered.

10) Traditional marriage is not just another aspect of American society, it is the bedrock of all societies. Technology, clothing styles, economies, religions, and governments all come and go, but the institutions of traditional marriages and families are foundational and enduring. Weakening the foundation destabilizes the entire structure.

11) It's wrong to throw rocks at people, shout ugly names at them, vandalize their houses with graffiti, or take away their employment without cause. This is true whether you are being cruel because they're gay or because they supported Proposition 8. Persecution by either side in the name of tolerance is an oxymoron.

If you agree with these statements, re-post them in your profile.


1. FiftyEight Nights » reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 882 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
2. Hypocrite reviews
Edward can't stand idly by while Rosalie takes her revenge on Royce. Companion fic to chapter 28 of FiftyEight Nights.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-21-09 - Rosalie & Edward - Complete
3. Fathers reviews
Companion fic to chapter 23 of Fifty-Eight Nights. Charlie and Carlisle have a little talk, father to father.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 12-10-09 - Charlie S. & Carlisle - Complete
4. Kindred Spirit reviews
Esme protected Charlie from Victoria while James was hunting Bella. What were her thoughts and feelings about this unusual role?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-8-09 - Esme & Charlie S. - Complete
5. Bright Ideas reviews
Companion fic to Fifty-Eight Nights. Alice takes Bella on their first sisterly shopping trip with Bella's new Cullen credit card.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-8-09 - Alice & Bella
6. Defying the Sun reviews
Alice and Jasper have some fun with the motorcycle Edward gave to Jasper as a gift in Eclipse. Written for the Sentimental Packrat Challenge on Silly Bella's challenges forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-25-09 - Alice & Jasper
7. Awkward reviews
What did the Denali girls give Edward as an engagement present? Set during the wedding reception in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 12-31-08 - Edward & Kate - Complete
8. Priority Client » reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 11-23-08 - Jasper & Jenks - Complete
9. Anytime reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 104 - Published: 11-22-08 - Bella & Emmett - Complete
10. Pebbles in a Pond reviews
Eowyn's grand-daughter turns to her in an hour of doubt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-29-08 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
11. Surprise » reviews
Carlisle is taken by surprise by two visitors - Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete
12. Pilgrim reviews
Carlisle's arrival in the New World involves some interesting characters. For the President's Day Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges forum: Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-18-08
13. Facing the Music » reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete
14. Cherub reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete
15. Heartstrings reviews
Edward and Esme have a few things to work out after her change. For the "Sitting by the Furnace" Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete
16. Stolen Words reviews
For ColdHandsWarmHeart's Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum. Bella discovers Edward's sentimental side.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-6-08
17. Overnighter » reviews
Sequel to Fair Game. Bella confronts a secret from Edward's past when he goes on an overnight hunting trip with his family. Slightly AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 7-10-07
18. Just As You Wished reviews
An observer's POV in the Volterra town square. For Alcyone's challenge in Silly Bella's Twilight Challenges Forum to write a half flash fic of exactly 55 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete
19. Monstrous Thirst » reviews
A series of drabbles about how the Cullen's confront their unique diet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 8-21-07
20. From a Certain Point of View » reviews
The night Jasper attacked Bella, seen through the eyes of some of the Cullens. For the POV challenge on Silly Bella's Twilight Challenge Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-11-07
21. Rule reviews
Why would the newborn Emmett follow Carlisle? For Silly Bella's August challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete
22. No Way reviews
Edward has some explaining to do after he spends the night alone with Bella. My first attempt at Rosalie's POV. I hope I did her justice!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete
23. Warped » reviews
Felix's ruminations in both Volterra and Washington. The first chapter was for SillyBella's July Volturi POV challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-1-07 - Complete
24. The Charge reviews
Jasper's thoughts while they save Bella from James.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete
25. Intoxicated reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 125 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete
26. Serpent and Sparrow reviews
Summary: Drabble inspired by the imagery in Twilight on page 264. Because sometimes we forget...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
27. Fast Friends reviews
With all that stands between Arwen and Eowyn... age, race, prejudice, not to mention Aragorn... could they ever become friends? Just a little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-07 - Arwen U. & Eowyn - Complete
28. Dancing » reviews
How did Faramir know so much about the people of Rohan? Just some fluff and fun based on a dream I had.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-24-07 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
29. Fateful reviews
What on earth was Edward thinking when he sneaked into Bella's bedroom for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-14-07 - Complete
30. Certain » reviews
Two drabbles. The first refers to the moment in New Moon when Bella asks Alice to change her after the vote. Alice's eye widened with terror and Edward sees what she does. The second takes place while Edward runs Bella home after the Vote.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-14-07 - Complete
31. Prodigal Son » reviews
Edward coming to himself in his rebellious period.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-14-07 - Complete
32. Fair Game » reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 169 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
33. Breakfast reviews
This was my fluff and nonsense entry for the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Twilight site. To my utter amazement, I placed, taking third. As always, thanks goes out to my lovely beta MotherofaBella. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
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