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Author has written 7 stories for Doctor Who. Hello. This is Eunice, the official O-V alter ego. ...Yes, she does indeed have an alter ego. She is also very insane. Seriously. I wouldn't want to cross this one's path in a dark alley. Cause that would be the wrong f-in' alley, I tell you what. She's more likely to cook you in a pie than look at you. Anyway, I have to hurry, because she could regain control of her body at any moment, and then if this isn't saved, all my life's work is for naught. My life's work, by the by, is not to write profiles. It is to warn you of the most heinous organization of our time, and it's conspiracy to over throw the earth with horrifying plot-like things. Such as aliens and food poisoning. And we are talking about, not teletubbies... but the CIA. Yes. I know. I'm just saying what everyone is thinking. So please, continue to read stories posted by the crazy person who shares MY body; I'll do my best to give you clues and warnings, such as what to do when abducted (their left collarbones are weakest, located where most people have spleens, and whatever you think, there are NO exit door procedures in zero gravity), and what restraunts to avoid. Sometimes it's not the restaurant, but the dish. For instance, never EVER eat clam chowder or lobster bisque in ANY hemisphere. Anyway. But feel free to stop reviewing kindly. Because this one is always using all the hot water, and changing my programmed channels on the car radio. She must be stopped. This message will self-destruct in exactly a hundred and seventeen seconds. Anyone who presses the "do not push" BIG RED BUTTON, will be cut in half by hidden laser guns. Copy, Swiftwingfreedomwarriorcoolesteverperson. Over and out. -Eunice | |||||||||
1. Sin reviewsA visit to Napoleon's coronation, an alien doomsday device, and a holier-than-thou nun make for a great time for our favorite duo.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.2. Proof » reviewsFor Jessa L'Rynn's b-day. Post Idiot's Lantern. The Doctor's fear for Rose's safety has become debilitating, and he won't look at her for fear that he never saved her from the Wire, that her return to him was a dream. Rose decides to prove she's herself.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,517 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete3. All's Fair reviewsResponse to Jessa L'Rynn's first M-Rated challenge. Parks with grass are so much more wonderful than houses with curtains. At least if you experience them the way Rose does. This is how I would say New Earth should've happened if I didn't love sambas.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete4. Criminal Matchmaking » reviewsThe Doctor and Rose have a "real vacation"...on Elba. But this place seems to be wreaking havoc on Rose's emotional control. 10/RoseDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete5. Manly Hands reviewsHow Fear Her should have ended. The Doctor decides to ignore his fears of the future and instead focus on what is possible in the presentDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete6. No Message From the World Beyond reviewsQueen Victoria says the real point of a ghost story is the hope of a message from the world beyond, which could also be called the grave, or Hell. Rose is even further than that. The Doctor's musings on this. OneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete7. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning » reviewsRose in one world, Doctor in another, Surviving Time Lords in another. Doctor said Time Lords used to travel between universes,and these are coming to find Pete's World and the Doctor's. 10Rose reunion fic. Proper summary withinDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,476 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 7-8-07
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