The Carnivorous Muffin
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since: 07-06-07, id: 1318815, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
country: USA
Author has written 38 stories for Death Note, Twilight, Hellsing, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Kuroshitsuji, and Princess Tutu.

This vast amount of nothingness was consuming my soul.

I decided to fill it with nonsense.

(Applicable to the writing as well.)

Co-written projects:

Disguise of Carnivorism: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1366525/

Because sometimes things get completed over there.

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1. All You Need is Love » reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 155,559 - Reviews: 564 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 5-5-10 - Light Y. & Naomi M.
2. God of the Machine » reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,992 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 8-10-12 - Light Y.
3. To the Thawing Wind » reviews
Ten years after his death Light Yagami is resurrected only to find himself alone in a garden whose tending he had long since forgotten. Defeating a god is always more complicated than it seems. AU/Post victory Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 9-11-12 - Light Y.
4. Memento reviews
Leonard Shelbey, a man with little to no short term memory, in a desperate gamble on revenge summons the demon Ciel and yet even without the memories to form regret he feels as if he has made some terrible decision.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-12 - Ciel P. - Complete
5. Feeding the Crows reviews
In which Fakir gives a lecture on literature and thinks about his ancestors and what it means to be human. Post Series.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-12 - Fakir & Ahiru - Complete
6. Lilium reviews
After becoming a demon Ciel struggles to find definition for himself and often plays roles that no longer suit him. In the end Lau and Shakespeare were right, the world is only a stage filled with a butterfly's garden and they are all condemned to watch the same play twice.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
7. An Errant Thought reviews
At the end of the Second World War Sebastian surveys the situation and finds that an angel of massacre would have made little difference. In the end humanity was all too willing to purge itself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
8. A Little Night Music reviews
After marrying Ciel Elizabeth finds herself noting the clever charade he puts on and her own desperate belief in it.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-12 - Ciel P. & Elizabeth M. - Complete
9. The Wood Pile reviews
She is not the things she used to be nor the things she pretends to be and for this she places the blame in the only direction she can. Princess, in the end, is no more than a word and Sheik is no more than a mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-12 - Zelda & Sheik - Complete
10. A Fallen City reviews
It is the end and Near finds fatalism becoming. Just as he was at Light Yagami's end so Light appears at his.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-11 - Near & Light Y. - Complete
11. A Peck of Gold reviews
Link has left Hyrule and in his place Saria finds a forgotten shadow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-11 - Dark Link & Saria - Complete
12. Into My Own reviews
Link attempts to explain the nature of time and the source of his own insanity.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-11 - Link - Complete
13. Fragmentary Blue reviews
There is a shinigami in Misa's home, one she believes may have once been Light, and so she waits for him to come back. Sometimes she has doubts.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-11 - Misa A. & Light Y.
14. Procession of the Gods » reviews
A view of the objects and symbols in Kira's race to become the god of the new world.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 12-6-09 - Light Y.
15. The Violet Epitaph reviews
Naomi Misora did not commit suicide at the prompting of Light's pen, but sometimes she wishes she had. Naomi kills Light aftermath.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-10-11 - Naomi M. & Light Y. - Complete
16. The Prophet's Song reviews
Mikami reflects on his status as the prophet and yet he remembers Takada burning alive and he knows that God's daughter has yellow eyes. AU Post Light Victory
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-11 - Mikami T. - Complete
17. Wishful Thinking reviews
Nine years after Light Yagami's death Matsuda finds himself on Sayu's doorstep speaking to her son.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-11 - Matsuda T.
18. The Lonely God reviews
Link ponders the nature of his curse and Termina. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-11 - Link - Complete
19. Abomination » reviews
They can't help but see Alucard as a monster.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-29-11 - Published: 4-4-09 - Alucard - Complete
20. Sands of time » reviews
Raito has been dead for 2563 years and as a former owner of a death note has been forced to remain on Earth until he has saved as many lives as he took away. Warning: Spoilers
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,628 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 2-15-08
21. Flowers Never Bend reviews
Tatl thinks over her relationship with Link but all she can see are the masks. One-shot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-10 - Link & Tatl
22. Mere Puppets reviews
The shadow of the Hero of Time forsees his death in his empty reflection. One-Shot of Dark Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-10 - Dark Link - Complete
23. The Glamorous Life reviews
Renesmee ponders her place in the world of half formed lies and shattered truths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-10 - Renesmee C./Nessie
24. Lies of Reflected Glass reviews
They sent him back into a time that no longer existed, and in the face of death he finds that he has outgrown Eden.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-10 - Link & Saria
25. The Issue of Marriage reviews
After Link saves the day Zelda ponders the issue of marriage and the future of her kingdom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-27-10 - Link & Zelda - Complete
26. Conversations by Firelight reviews
Link decides to pay Malon a visit, but sometimes truth is left in the shadows of the things they forget to tell.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-10 - Link & Malon - Complete
27. The Blackbird reviews
Naomi's death scene in an abstract light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-10 - Naomi M. & Light Y.
28. Happiness Is Only a Mask Away reviews
Link decides it's time to collect his dues from the Happy Mask Salesman.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-24-10 - Link & Happy Mask Salesman - Complete
29. In Death's Image » reviews
Cold and analytical, Isabella Swan sees the world through shaded eyes, remembering what she can't forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-3-10 - Published: 3-30-09
30. The Indelible Curse reviews
In Mu Ryuk makes Light an offer that would have him at large in the human world again.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-10 - Light Y. - Complete
31. The Raven Falls reviews
Naomi's final thoughts. Ridiculously Abstract.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-10 - Naomi M. & Light Y. - Complete
32. The Boy Who Drank Stars reviews
Because Light knew that it didn't truly start with a notebook, the notebook was the excuse but it was not the cause. Light-centric. Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-10 - Light Y.
33. Dangling Conversation » reviews
Jack had been abandoned all his life. He had always been left forgotten on the beaten path, watching the horde move beyond him, move past him—a wilting blossom of amaranth, dying in his immortality, left trampled and forgotten. Light-Centric rebirth fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 1-16-10 - Light Y. - Complete
34. Through Eyes Blind reviews
The war through the eyes of Toph Befong
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-6-09 - Toph
35. O Fortuna reviews
Integra Hellsing decides that Alucard lives only to kill her soldiers.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete
36. The Flame of Amaranth reviews
Stubborn and prideful Integra Hellsing refused immortality, and Alucard is left with the aftermath
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-09 - Alucard - Complete
37. Dirge reviews
London is dying. One shot, Alucard POV
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-09 - Alucard
38. What if » reviews
A series of completely random 'what if' scenarios. OOC sometimes
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-1-07