Hi!! you reached the profile of The March Hatter, Fan girl extrodinare, I am a 19 Year old brunette, currently living somewhere in Texas and I enjoy: Yaoi, Comedy, Crack!fics, Parodies, Crossovers, Fluff, Randomness, Insanity, Yaoi, Love Triangles, Love Quadrangles, Love Hexagons, Complex Plot Devices, Anghst, Hurt/Comfort, Love/Hate Relationships, Fictional Incest, Twincest, Yaoi, Sadomasochism, Blood Play, Bondage, M/M Rape Fics, Torture Fics, Kidnapping Fics, Handcuffs, Intense Psychosis, Serial Killer Fics, Yaoi, Mysteries, Secret Relationships, Plot Twists, Fan-Service, PWP's, Lemons of A Slash-y Variety, And The Occasional Ménage à trois Between Three Really Hot Dudes.

I do not, however enjoy: Mary-sues, Chan or Shota, Beastiality, Vampire!Fics, Excessive Character Bashing In A Non-Comedic Way, Science Fiction, Or Flamers.

Also:

I. Love. STAR TREK '09!! And if you haven't seen it, shame on you -a million times SHAME!

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Current Subject I'm the MOST into: Star Trek: 2009

Current Obligatory Profile Quote:

"Ummm . . . I have to go do British things- like drink cups of tea and eat bangers and mash. That sort of thing. Because I'm British."

~ Bakura, posing as Ryou

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abriged Series

My Most Super-Special Awesome Chocolatey Mega Fudge-Coated Super Favorite Quote of All Time:

"Why is it so difficult to believe that my imaginary friend is trying to bludgeon you to death with a piece from a board game!?

. . . You can get back to me on that."

~ Merton J. Dingle

Fandom: Big Wolf on Campus

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Reccomended Story of the Update: I Believe In The Sand Between My Toes by Her Sweetness (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2840996/1/I_Believe_In_The_Sand_Between_My_Toes

Summary: The new Pharaoh of Egypt has a lot of problems. For one, he must find a way to tell his Advisor he's gay. Another, his cousin, Seth, leads a secret life as a dancer. And who is this Thief King and why is he robbing Atem's closet?

Too friggen funny to even DESCRIBE! I needed a side transplant the last time I read it.

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Reccomended Author of the Update: SpookyChild

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/133689/SpookyChild

Her yu-gi-ogh! stuff is hilarious! Not to mention just plain awesome

Song Currently Stuck In My Head: "The Big Bang Theory Theme" from The Barenaked Ladies

Reading: Chobits by Clamp; and Some HouseWilson House fics.

Writing: A new story . . . Hopefully

Watching: The Inside of My Eyelids. zzzzzz z_z

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Current fav. Pairings: Seme x Uke (An @ symbol means I feel that it could go either way)

My O.T.P.(Anime)- Gojyo x Hakkai (58) Saiyuki

My O.T.P.(Not Anime)- Tommy x Merton Big Wolf on Campus

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Anime/Cartoons

6Teen: #1 fav Jude x Jonesy

#2 Jude x Wyatt

#3 Jonesy x Wyatt

Fav. Character Overall: Jonsey: Sometimes I like the pervy ones.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Serena. I never liked her all that much for some reason.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender: #1 fav Zuko x Sokka (Zukka/Zuokka)

#2 Jet x Zuko (Jetko)

#3 Jet x Sokka

#4 Jet x Zukko x Sokka(who says I can't have my cake and eat it too?)

#5 Hahn (Yue's Fiancee) x Sokka (don't know why really . . . but I like this one!)

Fav. Character Overall: Sokka! Ultimate Uke of the Avatar Land!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Azula. I hate her so much!! rrragh!.

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Eerie Queerie :#1 fav Kanau x Ichi (@) (Don't worry I'll find a way to make it work.)

#2 Mikuni x Kanau

#3 Hasunuma x Mitsuo (Duh!)

#4 Mikuni x Ichi

#5 Hasunuma x Ichi (sometimes i'm in the mood for some thing different)

Fav. Character Overall: Ichi he's soooooooo cute. and soooooooooo in denial. a fun combination I must say.

Least Fav. Character Overall: None, really.

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Fruits Basket (Furuba) #1 fav. Kyo x Yuki

#2 Haru x Kyo

#3 Haru x Yuki

#4 Kyo x Momiji

#5 Hatori x Ayame

#6 Shigure x Ayame

#7 Haru x Momiji

#8 Hatori x Shigure

#9 Kyo x Tohru

Fav. Character Overall: Kyon-kichi!I have a thing for red-heads with attitude . . .

Least Fav. Character Overall: Kagura. she's just so annoying.

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Fushigi Yuugi: #1 fav Chichiri x Tasuki

#2 Kojii x Tasuki ( a.k.a. Genrou)

#3 Hotohori x Nuriko

#4 Chichiri ( a.k.a. Ri Houjun) x Hikou (Could it be any more obvious? I don't think it was the fiancee Hikou was really after)

#5 Nuriko x Tasuki

#6 Nakago x Tamahome (oh the E~v~i~L possibillities)

Fav. Character Overall: Tasuki-chan! Two words. Red. Head. wait, there's one more: HOT.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Shoukitei. A.k.a.The Emperor of Kuto (Qu-dong). He's a twisted pedophile, a terrible human being, and an Uber sucky ruler!

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Gravitation: 1 fav. Yuki x Shuichi (predictably)

#2 K x Sakano (Not so predictably)

#3 Hiro x Suguru

#4 Ryuichi x Tohma (@) (For some reason i just always thought of Ryu-chan as a seme type.)

#5K x Hiro

#6 Ryuichi x Shuichi

#7 Ryuichi x Tatsuya

Fav. Character Overall: --Mega Tie!-- 1st. Ryuichi! Hyper active PLUS he carries around a BUNNY (''Kumagoro'' or ''Mr. Bear'' in the English Version) for Ra's sake. Now tell me that's not just adorable!!

2nd Shu-chan of course!! He's so . . . . . sparkly? dontcha think? . ~

And in a surprising 3rd Sakano-san!! for some reason I just love him to bits!! Plus he just sooooo uke! He screams to be dominated, though I think he could surprise us every now and again if given the chance . . . .

Least Fav. Character Overall: Renji. She friggin' annoying, not to mention completely bat-shit insane! And not in a good way, like K-sama

Wild Card: Tohma. I just can't decide when it comes to him. It's a love/hate thing. he needs to mind his own damn business. but i like him when he's paired with other people.

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Hana-Kimi: 1 fav. Nakatsu x Kayashima

#2 Sano x Nakatsu

#3 Nanba x Nakao

#4 Dr. Umeda x Shizuki (a.k.a. Mizuki-chan's Brother)

#5 Sekime x Noe

#6 Kagurazaki x Nakatsu

Fav. Character Overall: Nakatsu! I'm a sucker for hyper active nut jobs.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Nihonbashi. A.K.A. School reporter. he's just such a wesael.

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Ouran High School Host Club: 1 fav. Kyouya x Kaoru

#2 Kyoya x Tamaki

#3 Hikaru x Kaoru (I'm a sick, sick, puppy . . . yay!)

#4 Mori (Takashi) Hunny x (Mitsukuni)

Fav. Character Overall: Tie!! Kyoya-sama AND Kao-chan . . i love them both so!!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Ayanokouji. I know she only appeared once, but she was such an annoying witch. oh, and also, Tamaki's Grandmother. Tamaki-chan only want's to be loved and accepted! and she won't let him be!

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Saiyuki: 1 fav. Hakki x Gojyo (58) (@) (After all you never know what Hakkai's really capable of)

#2 Sanzo x Goku (39)

#3 Dokugakuji x Kougaiji

#4 Kenren x Tenpou (still technically 58 . . . I think . . .) (@)

#5 Konzen x Goku (Liwise, but with 39)

#6 Goku x Nataku

#7 Sanzo x Gojyo

#8 Nii Jienyi x Kogaiji (What can I say . . . I'm a Bastard ~_~)

Fav. Character Overall: Gojyo (RRrrrrrr Smexy . . . and that gorgeous hair. Coupled with those Gorgeous Eyes! ooh!)

Least Fav. Character Overall: Gyokumen Koushu. Grrr i hate her so much it's impossible not to yell when I see her on the screen or on a page of my manga.

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Sorcer Hunters (a.k.a Bakaretsu Hanta)1 fav. Millie x Carrot

#2 Carrot x Marron (Don't judge me Bi-yotch! like it says at the bottom of this page: Incest in real life is bad. Incest in anime and fanfiction is fun for the whole family

#3 Zaha (Sacher) x Carrot

#4 Gateau x Marron (the most obvious of them all!!)

Fav. Character Overall: Carrot-chan Isn't it obvious? I love him so much i've apparently made him the designated Uke/He-Bitch/Pairing whore of the Spooner Continent.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Chocolate. I don't really dis-like her but of all the characters i think i like her least. Well, either her or Big Mama but only because she meddles in stuff and tried to kill Carrot-chan.

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Soul Hunters (a.k.a Houshin Engi)1 fav. Taikoubou x Youzen

#2 Kou Tenka x Taikoubou

#3 Taikoubou x Fugen

#4 Hakuyuuko x Kou Tenka (I have no Idea why I have done this . . . I've never even read one so it's mostly in stories i have laying around, unfinished . . . but i have an affinity for odd pairings some times, and i think i like these two together)

#5 Raishinshi x Nataku

(I don't usually read these fics (though I write and/or daydream about about it all the time) because most, if not all, of my experiance with this fandom comes from the anime, though i do have the first 4 or 5 manga)

Fav. Character Overall: hmm . . .uh . . .er . . .uh . . . I LOVE THEM ALL!! Taikoubou, Youzen, Kou Tenka, Raishinshi, Nataku, Fugen, Shinkouhyou, Emperor Zhou, Ki Hatsu, Kashi, Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, Ki Shou, Taiitsu Shinjin, Inshi, Suu Kokuko (Though that's mostly cause I loike saying his name. his spirit beast is SUPER annoying though), Hakuyuuko, (HAKUYUUKO!! WHY?!), . . . . . . Mybe it's just eaisier to tell you who I DON'T like . . .

there's about four total not counting annoying beasts or mior villans:

1. Bunchuu no real reason except he's like less then 10 steps away from being a sort of bad guy . . . though in the end he's not so bad . . . so i guess he's kind of neutral

2. Dakki-Obviously. at the end I almost felt sort of maybe sorry for her (not giving any thing away there) untill I remembered . . .SHE TRIED TO FEED KI SHOU (who's totally awesome by the way )HIS SON!! IN HAMBUGER FORM!! AND HIS SON WAS REALLY AWESOMELY HOT AND FANTASTIC . . . WHY?! Why hakuyuuko?! couldn't she have taken nataku's father or the other lord instead? WHY? I HATE HER! SHE'S SUCH A DAMN BITCH! GGGRRRAH! don't even get me stared on those torture devices she gets off on

3. Genshitenson- miserable manipulating old bastard

4. The Juunisen- for Ra's sake they need to but their eleite sennen asses out of our mortal world business. they suck SO incredibly hard.

This concludes your hoshin themed rant . . . please continue on with the profile.

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P.s.- I don't follow the comics what so ever. AT ALL. . . . So now you know.

Teen Titans: #1 fav Beast Boy x Robin

#2 Speedy x Aqualad (Spaqua)

#3 Beast Boy x Aqualad

#4 Beast Boy x Jericho (I loves me some obscure pairings!)

#5 Speedy x Robin

#6 Beast Boy x Cyborg

#7 Raven x Starfire (el gaspo!! yuri?! eh-- ce la vie! Que sera, sera right?)

Fav. Character Overall: Beast Boy o' course. he's so cute and funny and green. plus there's the ears. Gotta love the ears

Least Fav. Character Overall: Madame Rouge. She's nothing but a stretchy stretchy slut!

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Xiaolin Showdown: #1 fav Chase x Jack (Chack)

#2 Rai x Jack

#3 Chase x Rai

#4 Clay x Rai

#5 Chase x Jack x Rai (Yummy, yummy, yummy!)

Fav. Character Overall: Hmmmm . . . Either Jack or Raimundo. Jack, predictably because of his delicious fantastically red hair, and Rai because of his awesomely sexy accent!! plus both of them have the capacity for good AND evil. Fricken' Awesome.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Wuya. Bitch, pure and simple. plus she nevered appreciateed jack! and was always trying to get her icky claws on chase. the only reason I DON'T want to kill her is that she convinced Rai to be come temporarily evil! not only giving him lots to anghst over but also making him supremely awesome in every way.

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Yu-Gi-Oh:1 fav. Kaiba x Jounouchi (Puppyshipping) (@)

#2 Bakura x Mariku (Psychoshipping) (@)

#3 Bakura x Ryou (Tendershipping)

#4 Mariku x Malik (Bronzeshipping)

#5 Malik x Ryou (Anghstshipping)

#6 Bakura x Malik (Theifshipping)

#7 Honda x Otogi (Chaseshipping) (@)

#8 Bakura x Yami (Darkshipping)

#9 Yami x Yugi (Puzzleshipping)

#10 Seto x Yami (Prideshipping) (@)

#11 Jou x Yugi (Wishshipping)

#12 Bakura x Seto (Antagoshipping) (@)

#13 Yami x Jou (Dragonshipping) (@)

#14 Jou x Honda(Buddyshipping) (@)

Fav. Character Overall: Jou-Chan!! He's such a cute little puppy!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Anzu. Is that really any surprise to any of you? I'd rather knaw off my foot than listen to her speak. Especially about friendship.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:#1 fav. Chazz x Syrus (Angelshipping)

#2 Chazz x Jaden (Rivalshipping)

#3 Zane x Atticus (Friendshipping)

#4 Jaden x Syrus (Anikishipping)

#5 Chazz x Bastion (Worshipping)

#6 Aster x Chazz (Egoshipping / Bunnyshipping)

#7 Zane x Syrus (Oniisanshipping / Fluffyshipping) (Yeah yeah, I'm sick, I know. n_n And that's the way, uh-hunh uh-hun, I like it, uh-hunh uh-hun.)

#8 Bastion x Demitri (thanks to Fire.Rose.Black and her story Volatile Chemicals)

Fav. Character Overall: Chazz

Least Fav. Character Overall: Krowler. what exactlly is he anyway?!.

(Sorry. I don't really know the Japanese names for this.)

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Yu Yu Hakusho:#1 fav. Yusuke x Hiei

#2 Kurama x Hiei

#3 Yusuke x Koenma

#4 Jin x Touya

#5Yusuke x Kuwabara

#6 Kurama x Yusuke

Fav. Character Overall: Yusuke ! I so want to make him my bitch. And everyone else's too.

Least Fav. Character Overall: Murkuro. She took hiei away from Kurama and made him come work for her. plus she totally kept stalking him when he was trianing.

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Misc. Anime/Manga/Cartoon Pairings: #1 fav Drake x J.J. (FAKE)

#2 Xellos x Zelgadis (Slayers)

#3 Riff x Cain (Godchild)

#4 Jigen x Lupin (Lupin III)

#5 Koga x Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

#6 Dee x Ryo (FAKE)

Fav. Character Overall: Mentioned here? J.J.! (FAKE) His hair may not be red . . .but it is purple! and that's still rediculously awesome!

Least Fav. Character Overall:Out of all fandoms mentioned here: Kikyo (Inuyasha).She's totally insane!! and so not in a good way!

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Books

Harry Potter: #1 fav Draco x Ron

#2 Sirius x Remus

#3 Harry x Ron

#4 Draco x Harry

5 Seamus x Dean

#6 Seamus x Neville

#7 Fred x George (Oh leave me to my guilty guilty pleasures would you?!)

#8 Ron x Hermione (El Gasp-o! a het couple!! the one cannon pair i actually like)

#9 Oliver x Percy

#10 Neville x Collin (I truley truley believe these two make an awesome couple . . . so i'm making it happen!!)

#11 Neville x Luna (another Het. Pair . . . I must be delierious, But they're just so oddly right for each other, ya know? )

#1 Fav. Character Overall: Ronnikins! . . . .true the weasleys are ALL red headed and Uber awesome (I even like percy), but i just want to cuddle and love on him the most!! plus he just rocks that way.

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Sirius and Remus . . . .What? You can't have one with out the other. . . .It would just be SO wrong to separate such a perfect pair!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Umbridge. I. Want. To. Destroy. Her. I can only hope the centaurs did itfor me. Painfully.

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Bellatrix. She killed Sirius! and did many other terrible nasty things! I hate her, I hate her, I HATE HER!!

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The Outsiders:#1 fav Two-bit x Ponyboy

#2 Dally x Johnny

#3 Johnny x Ponyboy

#4 Two-bit x Dally (@) (What? If any one can pull off topping Dally it's either Two-bit or Darry. and i usually don't subscribe to the latter.)

#5 Steve x Sodapop

Fav. Character Overall: Duh, It's gotta be Two-bit. yet another wonderful red-head with attitude

Least Fav. Character Overall: Bob Sheldon. So what if he's dead, He started it! And now Johnny and dally are dead and it's all his fault!!The jerk.

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Video Games

Kingdom Hearts: #1 fav Axel x Demyx (AkuDemy)

#2Demyx x Zexion (Zemyx) (@)

#3 Axel x Roxas (AkuRoku)

#4 Riku x Sora (Soriku)

#5 Axel x Sora (AkuSora)

#6 Axel x Riku (AkuRiku)

#7 Axel x Zexion

#8 Sora x Roxas (Soroku)

#9 Leon x Cloud

#10 Xemnas x Sai'x~ (Muahahahaha, I Bet Sai'x is a very obediant little puppy)

Fav. Character Overall: Axel ANOTHER red head, with extra attitude to go around. Plus he uses weapons that are on FIRE!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Larxene. She's evil and i'm glad she was destroyed.

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Okage: Shadow King: #1 fav Stan x Ari

#2 Epros x Ari

#3 Stan x Ari x Epros

#4 Stan x Epros

Fav. Character Overall: Epros. he's P~r~e~t~t~y!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Linda. So very, very annoying was she.

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Red Vs Blue (Halo): #1 fav Griff x Simmons

#2 Caboose x Donut

#3 Church x Tucker

#4 Griff x Donut

#5 Church x Simmons (Because I can)

Fav. Character Overall: Donut I absoloutly love him!!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Sister.

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Movies/T.V.

Big Wolf On Campus : #1 fav Tommy x Merton

#2 Vince x Merton

#3 Merton x Gil

#4 OMC x Merton

Fav. Character Overall: Why, Merton J. Dingle of course! You were expecting anything less?

Least Fav. Character Overall: Becky. What a Brat.

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Pirates of The Carribean:#1 fav Jack x Will

#2 Jack x Norrington

#3 Norrington x Will

#4 Pintel x Ragetti

#5 Barbossa x Jack

Fav. Character Overall: . . . you are seriously cracked if you have to ask. of course it's Jack! he so awsome if i even began to comprehend his coolness, my head would probably explode!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Cutler Beckett. what a slimey little rat he is.

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Psych:#1 fav. Shawn x Gus

#2 Lassiter x Shawn

#3 Shawn x Juliet

#4 Gus x Juliet

Fav. Character Overall: Why, Shawn-y of course!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Frampton Oggletree.(From "Ghosts") he's kind of a really big Tool. And he does have a name like a hippopatomous

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RENT #1 fav Roger x Mark

#2 Collins x Angel

#3 Collins x Mark (only after angel is gone. He can help with the healing)

#4 Benny x Mark (--Whistles innocently-- What?! I like what I like!)

#5 Maureen x Joanne (Gasp! can it be?! Yuri?! ehh they're cute, what can you do!)

Fav. Character Overall: Mmm . . Mark ! he's just soooo cute with his little camera and his scarf and his glasses! Oooh --GLOMPS-- I love him soo!! (Mark: Can't . . . .Breathe . . . . .)

Least Fav. Character Overall: Maureen. eh.

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Road to Eldorado#1 fav Tulio x Miguel

#2 Cortez x Tzekel-Kan (Weird. But sooooooo true, you know I'm right!)

Fav. Character Overall: Tulio! ¡LO AMO! LO AMO TANTO QUE QUIERO ABRAZARLO HASTA QUE ÉL DÉ VUELTA A UNA CORTINA MUY LISONJERAMENTE DEL AZUL!! él es delicioso y quiero cubrirlo en chocolate. y el reloj Miguel lo lame apagado. Hehehehehehehe . . . Soy un perrito enfermo . . . .Y soy totalmente fresco con ése. (PIENSO que conseguí eso todo derecho) ( http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt )

Least Fav. Character Overall: Chel. I like her, but she need's to stay away from Tulio.

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Scrubs: #1 fav. Dr. Cox x J.D.

#2 The Janitor x J.D.

#3 Dr. Cox x J.D. (What? I really like this pairing okay?!)

#4 Harrison Kelso x J.D. (not enough of these floating around) (@)

Fav. Character Overall: Duh! J.D.!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Danni Sullivan (Tara Reid). Jordan's sister, who is supremely annoying.

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Star Trek: 2009:(as of yet I have not seen the original series)#1 fav. Sulu x Chekov

#2 Kirk x Chekov

#3 Kirk x Spock

#4 Kirk x Bones

#5 Bones x Scotty (Don't even bother to ask me why . . . )

#6 Spock x Chekov

Fav. Character Overall: Chekov! he's cute, utterly uke-tastic, and that accent?-- mindblowingly sexy in waht has to be the most adorable way ever!! Hee hee: Wulcan. Gah! I JUST LOVE HIM SO !!

Least Fav. Character Overall: Nero I think he over reacted just a bit-- it wasn't Spock or Spock prime's fault!! and why-- when he wen't back in time, didn't he just try to warn every one that his planet would be destroyed that would have solved EVERYTHING. It's not like he didn't have 20 years to think about it. Plus he killed George Kirk. Who was Hot.

Also:

That One Guy (Let's stick with "Cupcake") what was up his ass anyway?

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Tin Man:#1 fav. Cain x Glitch (/Ambrose)

#2 Zero x Cain (Pre-Betrayal) (@)

#3 Zero x Glitch (Mostly in an obsessive stalker, I-want-to-destroy-Cain's-life-again way)

Fav. Character Overall: Glitch! he's just so cute and uke-ish

Least Fav. Character Overall: The Witch. She tries to ruin the O.Z., kills lotsa people, and makes everyone think Az is to blame. Not cool man, not cool.

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Without a Paddle: #1 fav. Jerry x Dan

#2 Tom x Dan

#3 Tom x Jerry (@) (you have no idea how weird it feels to type that out . . . )

#4 Tom x Dan x Jerry

Fav. Character Overall: Obviously Dan~ he's played by Seth Green! who is hillarious . . . AND has red hair!

Least Fav. Character Overall: None that I can think of.

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Misc. Non-Anime/Manga/Cartoon Pairings :#1 fav Nick x Greg (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)

#2 House x Wilson (House, M.D.)

#3 Imohtep x Jonathan (The Mummy)

#4 Hyde x Eric (That 70's Show)

#5 Chazz x Jimmy (Blades of Glory)

#6Ardeth Bay x Jonathan(The Mummy)

Fav. Character Overall: Greg! he so CUTE and so wacky!

Least Fav. Character Overall:Out of all fandoms mentioned here: Sara (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) she just annoys me.

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My Top 10 Hottest Actors- Movies(3) @T.V. Shows (1)@

1. Johnny Depp- Sleepy Hollow (Ichabod Crane); Pirates of the Caribbean (Captain Jack Sparrow); Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka)

--0 21 Jump Street (Tom Hanson) 0--

2. Danny Smith- National Lampoon's Senior Trip (Barry 'Virus' Kremmer Working on the Edge (Mac); The Bail (Benji Berg)

--0 Big Wolf on Campus (Merton J. Dingle) 0--

--Note: Danny Smith is also the lead singer and lyricist of the Indie band The City Drive

3. Ryan Reynolds- National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Van Wilder); The Amityville Horror (George Lutz); Definately, Maybe (Will Hayes)

--0 Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place (Berg) 0--

4.Justin Long- Accepted (Bartleby Gains) Jeepers Creepers (Darry Jenner) Live Free or Die Hard (Matt Farrell)

--0 Ed (Warren Chestwick)0--

5. Ewan McGregor- Moulin Rouge! (Christian); Black Hawk Down (Grimes); Big Fish (Younger Ed Bloom)

--0 Lipstick on Your Collar (Private Mick Hopper)0--

6.-Tie- Matthew Lillard- She's All That (Brock Hudson Scooby-Doo (Shaggy); Without a Paddle (Jerry)

--0 Robot Chicken (Various Voices) 0--

--AND--

James Roday- Coming Soon (Chad); The Dukes of Hazzard (Billy Prickett); Rolling Kansas (Dick Murphy)

--0 Psych (Shawn) 0--

7. James Marsden- 27 Dresses (Kevin); Hairspray (Corny Collins); X-men (Scott Summers a.k.a. 'Cyclops')

--0 Second Noah (Ricky Beckett) 0--

8. Dax Shepard- Without a Paddle (Tom); Baby Momma (Carl); Let's Go to Prison (John)

--0 Robot Chicken (Various Voices) 0--

9. Tom Cavanagh- Two Weeks (Barry Bergman); Breakfast with Scot (Eric McNally); How to Eat Fried Worms (Dad)

--0 Trust Me (Conner) 0--

10. Sean Connery- The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen (Allan Quartermain); From Russia with Love (James Bond); Murder on the Orient Express (Colonel Arbuthnot)

--0 An Age of Kings (Harry Percy) 0--

--Note: What? Hey, He may be 227, but damned if Sean Connery isn't still sexy!!

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My Top 10 Favorite Actors- Movies(3) @T.V. Shows (1)@

1. Tim Curry- Clue (Wadsworth/ Mr. Body); The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Dr. Frank-n-Furter); The Three Muskateers (Cardinal Richelieu)

--0 The Wild Thornberry's (Nigel) 0--

2. Robin Williams- Good Morning Vietnam (Adrian); Mrs. Doubtfire (Daniel/ Mrs. Doubtfire); Dead Poets Society (Mr. Keating); The Birdcage (Armand) --What?! he deserves the extra plug and he's got so many great movies anyway!!--

--0 Mork and Mindy (Mork) 0--

3. Christopher Lloyd- Back to the Future (Doc Brown); The Addams Family (Uncle Fester);Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Judge Doom)

--0 Taxi (Iggy) 0--

4. John Hannah- The Mummy (Jonathan); Four Weddings and a Funeral (Matthew); I Accuse (Dr. Richard Darian)

--0 New Street Law (Jack Roper) 0--

5. Jim Carrey- The Truman Show (Truman); The Mask (Stanley Ipkiss/ The Mask); The Number 23 (Walter/Fingerling)

--0 The Duck Factory (Skip) 0--

6. Hugh Laurie- Flight of the Pheonix (Ian); Stuwart Little (Mr. Little); Peter's Friends (Roger)

--0 House M.D. (House) 0--

7. Bob Hoskins- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Eddie); Hook (Mr. Smee); Super Mario Bros. (Mario)

--0 Pennies From Heaven (Arthur Parker) 0--

8. Alan Cumming- Tin Man (Glitch); The Son of the Mask (Loki); Josie and the Pussicats (Wyatt)

--0 God, the Devil, and Bob (Devil) 0--

9. Seth Green- Austin Powers (Scott Evil); Without a Paddle (Dan); IT (Young Ritchie)

--0 Robot Chicken (Co-Creator; Various Voices)0--

10. James (Jimmy) Stewart- The Man Who Knew Too Much (Ben) ; I'ts a Wonderful Life (George); Rear Window (L.B. Jefferies)

--0 A Conversation with Dinah (Himself) 0--

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~A Note From a Fan-Girl In Denial~

ATTENTION!: to all readers of any of my current or future Harry Potter Stories:

VIVE LE AU ! ! !

I love harry potter, I really really do. Every part of it. BUT my fragile fan-girly brain cannot handle certain things it disagrees with, SO because I'm insane and INCREADIBLY stubborn i have decided to take artistic liberties with my all of my HP stories.

meaning of course, that, as a Fanfiction writer I have only this to say to all you readers: - I'M. PULLING. RANK. ON. YOU.- hence forth all my works can, could, should, and will, be considered AU. the 6th and 7th books? never happened. the tragic and severly traumatising ending to el libro del cinco (book 5 to all you non espanolers out there)? S O O O O O O never happened (except in the cases of Sirius Returning from the viel. That's all kosher) the disgusting and bordering on insestual relation ship between Harry and Ginny? Blech . . .i vomit just considering it. (anyone else notice that harry looks just like his dad and ginny bears a striking resemblance to the ill-fated lilly evens/potter? heh? think about it . . .) though Harry/Ron's totally cool. why? cause i'm writing it and i say so! you no like . . . then YOU go write it. Just leave me out of it!

Anyroad . . . i hither-to-fore announce/decree/command it to the heavens that-- SIRIUS SHALL L~I~I~I~I~I~I~I~I~I~I~V~V~V~V~V~V~V~E~E~E~E~E! LIVE, I SAY! and he and his yummy chummy hubby Remus shall make all sorts of wonderful lupine/canine/ubersmexy pups together, and other wise live out the rest of theie long, long, l o o o o o o o o o o n g lives in happy-sappy hot-and-steamy wedded bliss.

Ya know who else is now in the land of the living, permanantly? FRED. I have yet to regain my faith in JK's sanity (though she's still a totally awsome genius) since she took away Georges other half . . . i mean for Ra's sake woman!! and then of course she goes and pairs him up with fred's ex . . . .i'm just sayin . . .Plus As you all know Fred is so awesome that it borders on the ridiculous. I love them both so . . .

And I think i'll have peter eaten by a stray owl . or maybe "accidentally wander" into some oncoming traffic . . . . I could even bring Cedric back, If I'm feeling frisky.

the POINT is- sirius= not dead. Remus= Sirius partner in crime and hot monkey love forever, and The HP Universe= a WHOLE lot less filled with dead people and bunches more filled with unpredictable, juicy, spreads-like-real-butter-with-only-half-the-fat, AU-osity-ness!!

So there . . . . Deal with it.

P.S. For those of you slow kids in the audience who haven't quite figured it out yet-- Expect slash. lots and lots of slash

P.P.S. If any one so much as sneezes tword a remus tonks pairing to me . .. i will beat you with a hampster untill coconut milk squirts out your nose. I like Tonks (much as i like ginny but detest harry/ginny) Heck i even Love teddy, but remus is Sirius's. his soul, heart and half of that condo they own in miami already belong to him. I love Jk but she SUCKS at matchmaking: Harry/GinnY, Remus/Tonks, Percy/ Audrey (w/e happened to penelope?) Luna/Rolf, Bill/Fleur, GEORGE/ANGELINA FOR RA'S SAKE. Ah but I'm ranting--so just feel free to disagree, even pm . . .i proll'y won't listen but hey A for effort. g'bye now!!

P.P.P.S. (last time i swear!) WHO THE HELL IS ROLF?!

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See any thing you liked? Hated? Felt the need to comment upon? Or just have the need to send greetings to random strangers? please feel free to randomly send me PM's that i may RULE YOU ALL--errr, develop our friendly relations . . . . .yeah, that'll work. . . . . . . i love writing back and meeting new people! virtually . . . but still!

Mucho love-o always mes amigas!

And don't forget to have your pets spade and neutered ( but don't tell them it was me who told you to do it, lest they come to my house in the middle of the night and eat me, or worse, rearrange all my stuff so that i can't find any thing!)

Oh and do remember: Incest in real life is bad. Incest in anime is fun for the whole family.

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Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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