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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Misc. Books. You can call me whatever you like. Festival-chan works well enough for now. Whatever. Mrs. Jasper Whitlock Hale. That would work, too. Writing: I love getting reviews, but forgive me if I don't reply. Sometimes I just can't think of anything to say (for various reasons). I don't like OC's very much. Unless they're done very well. I enjoy reading things that aren't unintelligible, but I understand if you get something wrong every now and again. I do too. But if it's really bad, GET A BETA. I would be happy to offer my services as such (though I'm not sure if you want somebody as obnoxious about grammar as I am). I can't stand useless main characters who aren't meant to be useless (cough... cough... BELLA SWAN... cough). I like: Naruto. Twilight (Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are some of the most useless characters I've ever seen... doesn't mean I don't love JASPER! And Jake and Carlisle. They're the reasons I still read the books.). What Happened to Lani Garver. Ouran High School Host Club. HARRY POTTER! Firefly. The Academy Is... Fall Out Boy. Ryan Cabrera, sometimes. Jack's Mannequin. Imogen Heap. Cobra Starship. Counting Crows. Coldplay. A Separate Peace. Of Mice and Men (GEORGEXSLIM FOREVER! Ahahaha). And more. :D Also: My mom writes smut. Boy-love smut. BOY-LOVE SMUT THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ. BOY LOVE SMUT THAT PEOPLE READ AND LOVE. IT IS SUPREMELY AWESOME. I'll even tell you what her book is if you ask. But then I might think you're a stalker. :( However, you might go buy her books and that would make me happy, because that's another like, five bucks that could possibly go towards my college education fund in the way distant future. More like two years from now. Oh no, I'm going to die of homework before I ever reach college... I'm a Mormon- and we're Christians, too, please remember that. I promise. Also, I wake up at five in the morning to go study the Bible with a bunch of morons. As a consequence, I am a.) usually tired and b.) a little bit cynical about my church and c.) I know a lot about the Bible. I'm sorry if my attitude about religion offends you. My church irritates me sometimes, and it shows in that I can be one to make light of spiritual things. I'll say this about my church: they mean well. I cannot attest to this enough. It really bugs me when people talk about Mormons being such horrible people, because- for the most part- they really, truly aren't. They are just amazing at devoting themselves to a cause, and they chose Prop 8 as their cause for this year. So don't hate on Mormons, please. Most of them (oh, I'm not so blind to think that some of them weren't just homophobic jerks, but I'm talking about the rest of them) honestly thought they were doing the best thing for society, and even though I think it was stupid (I'm way majorly No on Prop 8) I can't fault them for wanting to be good people. They try so hard, and sometimes they goof up. We all do. That's not to say that I'm not going to do everything I can to get rid of Prop 8 as soon as the chance comes again. I just want to get the message across that they honestly did not think of it as spreading hate. Which is not to say it wasn't. That's just not what they meant. At all. I talk too much, and it tends to come out in ways where I over think what I want to say and then say nothing that makes sense at all. D: Sorry if I do that to you. D: | |||||||||||
1. Counting the Ways » reviewsThis is a collection of oneshots. No theme, no single pairing. Latest chapter: SasuSaku. Title is from that Elizabeth Barrett Browning sonnet.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 12-29-072. Where is Your Boy Tonight? » reviewsHey, Hinata, where is Naruto tonight? Is he being a gentleman? But of course, you don't know. Onesided NejiHina. First chapter is sort of a songfic to Where Is Your Boy Tonight? by Fall Out Boy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 11-10-07 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete3. A Little Bit of Closure reviewsWhatever Happened to Lani Garver? by Carol Plum-Ucci. Claire is, of course, still having trouble letting go.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete4. Upside Down » reviewsGaaraxHinata. Gaara's life is turned upside down when Tsunade delivers to him a hunted Konoha kunoichi to keep alive for awhile.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 9-9-07 - Gaara & Hinata H.5. A Halloween Scene reviewsNaruto arrived dressed as a Hokage. Which wasn't really much of a surprise. A brief snapshot of a Halloween with Sasuke and Neji. Not SasuNeji unless you squint.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete6. 25 Things » reviewsSo... what exactly are the twenty five things a perfect guy will do? Hinata finds out. GaaraxHinata. A collection of oneshots.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 9-18-07 - Gaara & Hinata H.7. A Sasuke Carol » reviewsIt's Christmas, and Sasuke needs to be taught a lesson. SasuSaku, NaruHina.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete8. Friends Already » reviewsThe day Shikamaru learned not to expect much from his life was the day that he met Ino. Sadly, he was five years old at the time. Young team Asuma and their dads.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-17-07 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete9. The Day You Slipped Away reviewsOnesided LilySev randomness... Deathly Hallows Spoilers. You know you love this couple.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete10. Te Deseo reviewsOh, the horror of having a completely unromantic boyfriend. Very short. NejiTen. Oneshot. Read and let me know what you think. The original title was Te Quiero, by the way.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-5-07 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete11. The Haunted House reviewsA ghost story. Ino wants to test out an old legend, and drags unwilling friends Sakura and Hinata with her. And what's this? They pick up Neji along the way. So what's up with that old house, anyway? Slight pairings. Oneshot, people. Please review.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-07 - Hinata H. - Complete12. Suspicions » reviewsKind of a sequel to my songfic, although not a songfic itself, and can be read without the songfic... If Sasuke came back on his own... SakuSasu, and a onesided NaruSakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.13. Less Than Human reviewsHinata has been forced to kill, and Neji can tell, as can everyone else who cares about her. NejiHina if you must. But it might be more just him comforting her. The title isn't that great.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-07 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete14. Neji's Bad Day » reviewsNeji wakes up to Lee's singing and TenTen's weapons raging. How can it possibly be a good day? And it's not. Neji has a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day. NejiTen.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 7-10-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete15. Proposal reviewsNaruto, who's been dating Hinata for a year, is going to propose! Hooray! The pairings are NaruHina, and the smallest, itsyest, bitsyest, eencyweenyest mention possible of NejiTen Seriously. It's like three words. OOC. Fluff.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete16. Listening reviewsHinata's got a problem, but she can't tell the one who really listens to her because... Well, it's about him. NejiHina oneshot. Don't like the pairing? Read another story instead. Preferably something really good.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-07 - Hinata H. & Neji H. - Complete17. Chick Flick reviewsDeidara took his girlfriend, Sakura, to a romance movie... But he's totally bored. Crack pairing DeiSaku. Crack fic. Fluffish...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-27-07 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete18. The Next Great Adventure reviewsTonks wakes up... In King's Cross? Spoilers to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Sequel to my other fic, I'm Sure He's Fine. But it didn't seem to fit as a chapter, so I made it its own oneshot. TonksLupin, JamesLily. Poor Sirius, left all alone.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete19. I'm Sure He's Fine reviewsSPOILERS for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Tonks is looking for Remus. And hoping he's still alive.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete20. When She Smiles reviewsSasuke is gone, and Sakura is depressed... Meanwhile, Naruto waits for her to stop crying and leave her room. Songfic!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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