Nice to meet you. I'm ARS.

What do I do?

I take your Zim fanfics that I don't like or I feel were mishandled, and rewrite them. In the case of the former, it's typically a sarcastic parody type. In the latter, it's typically a new version.

I do give all credit to the authors in my fanfics, on numerous occasions, in fact.

Feel free to have a read.

My Particularly Cool People:

StardustSage: She actually handled my rewrite of her very popular story immensely well. She also has some great writing style. She's more than earned my respect.
Skitts: Talented author! I've dedicated Dib's glasses to her.
ZaDR: Her USERNAME is enough! xD I just love ZaDR. I do.
My Nonexistant Beta: It's true. I've never used one, here or on my main. o-o

My Particularly Uncool People:

I won't say her name, but a user that stole a plotline from ZaDR.

EDIT: Said user has decided that it's fair game to give out the usernames of both myself and ZaDR as blame for her possibly deleting her little story. There's actually a posted death threat against us from another user. If you're going to visit our profiles based on this, watch yourself. Tempting as the 'Send Message' button may be, my friend and I do intend to watch everything that is said to us.

Number Of People Who Have Yelled At Me Thus Far:
2

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The ARS Crew:

A: The sarcastic, eldest of the three personalities that make up ARS, A is often found bitching about bad pieces of writing and bemoaning the fact that her name is only one letter long. She's the only one that can really control Popsicle, something that she usually takes advantage of.

Rewritten: Rewritten is the level-headed one of the group, logical and serious. She's often the peacemaker between A and Squirrel, verbally and metaphorically stuck in the middle. Poor Rewritten is often the one standing back, wondering how the hell her life makes sense.

Squirrel: Put simply, Squirrel is the mental case. The youngest, she's also the most insane and the one likely to be working on nonsensical pairings or going on adventures that make no sense. Ergo, the GIR of the ARS team.

Lawyermoose: An odd moose that Squirrel calls "A strange tie-fish". It doesn't make much sense to anyone else, either. Lawyermoose is an incredibly serious creature that can only spout legal mumbo-jumbo and sit there with his eyes bulging out of his head. His best friend seems to be his tie, who he mumbles to at times.

Popsicle The Angry Muse: Popsicle is the creative force behind the whole project, and he hates his life. He does as much as he can to spite the ARS crew, just to be a little asshole. Because of SOMETHING that occured between the two (neither will specify), Popsicle is terrified of A.