Yeah, I'm a self-confessed KiGoholic... And I've discovered I really can't stand Kim/Ron or Shego/Ron pairings. They get RIGHT up my nose! However, I'm not about to go all 'SlickNickShady' over it.

And yes, that is me in the avatar doing my best impression of a farmer.

I'm an Englander, I have a decidedly strange sense of humour, warped view on reality and I'm very sarcastic and cynical. Too cynical for my years, many have said.

I'm a petrolhead, an adrenaline junkie, a speedfreak and generally a bit mad. If it has an engine and goes fast, chances are I really wanna play with it. And if you're an attractive female redhead, I really wanna play with you, too. Hurr hurr.

I write for the fun of it, at my own pace and to my own schedule. And usually only when I'm in the mood. I find forcing it just ends up with me writing complete shite and getting annoyed at myself.

I have been told I could be considered slightly vein due to the nature of my stories. If this is the case. it's unintentional. I'm just writing for the fun of it and to try and bring a bit of humour/excitement to somebody's day. Although occasionally I really do like to stroke my ego that much...

In case anyone really is interested in what I get up to in my spare time, I'll give a brief rundown of my current activities: Recovering after shattering my kneecap, writing, surfing chan boards and 'bike forums and drinking too much. I'm now back on the bike and terrorizing the locals once again, which is great!

Here's a pet peeve that I've been getting a little obsessed over lately. Why is it that all but a few have Shego's nipples pink and her blush red? SHE'S GREEN FOR FUCK'S SAKE! The woman's gonna have GREEN nipples (and beef curtains) and a GREEN blush!! Gah! Get it right! Bollocks to the canon-ness of it all! The animators know nothing!

I'm setting no deadlines or schedules for when I'll post the next chapters. They'll be up when they're up. Could be a few days, could be a few weeks.

The helpful hint at the bottom of chapter 3 in FFaD is for all those who genuinely don't know what a pavement is. So ner.

I'm open to beta-reading should you want one. Or rather, will be when I can build a computer that lasts more than a month.

I do have another few stories in the warks... sorry, works. Keep forgetting not everyone speaks like Marc...

Chronicles of Shayla Riddick - Speaks for itself really... Riddick/KP crossover.

The Mercenary Chronicles - Pulled a completely original character out of my arse the other week, and a Berserker Plot Demon fell out with it. Not gonna be doing much with that for a while. This is gonna be my attempt at a slightly darker fic.

...And there's SuperCharged up on the KP/ forums. That's not far from being done, but won't be posted here cuz it goes far beyond an 'M' rating. Check AFF.n for that in the distant future.