;D

That is all.

Okay, I'm lying. It's not. D:

Name: Kai, but call me whatever you wish.
Sex: With Mukuro? Yes plz. I mean female.
Location: In a boxen. Yeah, the cool one. Not the ugly one with horrible interior design but the one made of awesome. It has a rainbow on the side.
Age: Pi.
Orientation: Straight with about 5o curves. ;D lmao jkjk I'm straight.
Preferred Writing Genres: Fluff, smut, angst, humour
Preferred Reading Genres: Fl- fuck it. anything good.
Likes: Bel~~, pineappls, Vocaloid, Reader-insert fics, keyboard shortcuts, yaoi, yuri, het, ice cream, whale panties, flashdrives, playing with other people's hair, and plenty of other things~~
Dislikes: A lot but Longchamp pretty much tops the list. FUCK he pisses me off. Oh, and OCs in Fanfics(usually)(1). People not letting me touch their hair. Unexpected computer crashes. Also vegetables and having my picture taken. D: Both are poison to me.
Pairings: :D Right now my OTP is pretty much B59. ;D But I'll also take other delicious side dishes of yaoi, yuri, and het love. ;3

Status: Working on like, 5 different reader-inserts kthxbai.

Updates: :DDD~~ Who knows~~ orz

Plot/Title Bunnies: As I am under the oath of Omertà, I am not allowed to tell you. I am terribly sorry, but I cannot reveal the inner workings of my organisation to anyone outside of the organisation until the plan has already been completed. The only people who get to see it before the plan is in motion are my famiglia, Yuki and Sade. They are both my right-hand women. Or in fanfic terms, my betas. If I were to reveal these secrets to you before the time is appropriate, I would be sentenced to death. Very distressing, no? I apologise for the inconvenience though.

Taa-daa...that is all. Straight from a Mafia boss. :D -shot-

(Please note, Kai is a highly delusional person who is currently on meds. Lemme guess...that explains EVERYTHING right? Thought so because it should.)

(1) Yeah I'm a hypocrite but if it makes you feel any better, Kanda for I Love You is really a LavixKanda fic in disguise as an OCxKanda fic :D -shot-

Also, me on Luna: http://lunaescence.com/fics/viewuser.php?uid=10909 so you don't think I'm stealing my own stories or something. ._.

Same with my Quizilla: http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/bloodiedsnowangel/profile/

Those two sites will have more and better fanfictions of mine. Just so you know. I mean, honestly, I can't convert EVERYTHING into yaoi or something like that. ._.