Exordium: A freak
Addictions:

Johnny Depp - in EVERYTHING -Captain Jack Sparrow - Sparrabeth
Jensen Ackles - Supernatural
Ian Somerhalder - The Vampire Diaries - Delena

David Tennat - 10th - Doctor Who - 10/Rose 10/Captain Jack Harkness
Severus Snape - Harry Potter - Snarry, Severus/Draco/Harry, Dramione.
High quality music...
Afterword: I love to intoxicate myself with each to the point of forgetting the reality...

Favorite Quotes:

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." --CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

"Where is it? Where is the thump thump??" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Cuttlefish. Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flippant glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together and they'll devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it?...or... or...fish nature... We are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are comin' out of me mouth, Captain Swann. We must fight. " --Captain Jack Sparrow

"As I said...persuade me..." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never." --John Wilmot

"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"I can name fingers and point names." -- Captain Jack Sparrow

"We must fight... to run away." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"And so, we shall go to war!"

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"One word love: curiosity." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Savvy?" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Darlin', I am truly unhappy to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jone's crew." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Guard the boat, mind the tide...Don't touch my dirt." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Beckett: You're mad!

Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work./// And that was without a single drop of rum!" --Lord Cutler Beckett and Captain Jack Sparrow

"Davy Jones: I can't be summoned like some mongrel pup'ah.

Cutler Beckett: Apparently you can." --DJ and Becky

"Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies!" --Willy Wonka

"Take what you can - give nothing back" -- Captain Jack Sparrow (and Gibbs)

In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality...The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the most absolute and animal and one of the most ephemeral.

Hell's afloat in lover's tears.

"As the worst of the venom left my lips,

I thought, 'If, despite this lie, he strips
The mask from my soul with a kiss — I crawl
His slave, — soul, body, and all! " --Lilith to Adam --Browning 1098

"He could hear both their hearts pounding, two prisoners in adjacent cells fighting to reach each other."

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

"The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived." --Oscar Wild

"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval." --Mark Twain

"It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting." --Paulo Coelho

"Only in our fall, we release our full strength."

Lyrics:

And after all this time, I still can't let go...

I guess it's just no use
In every part of me
Is still a part of you

And I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory

Something in your eyes keeps haunting me
I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind...

I throw myself into the sea
Release the wave
Let it wash over me
To face the fear
I once believed
The tears of the dragon
For you and for me

Where I was
I had wings that couldn't fly
Where I was
I had tears I couldn't cry
My emotions
Frozen in an icy lake
I couldn't feel them
Until the ice began to break

I have no power over this
You know I'm afraid
The walls I built are crumbling
The water is moving
I'm slipping away...

All that I'm living for,
All that I'm dying for,
All that I can't ignore alone at night.
All that I'm wanted for,
Although I wanted more.
Should it hurt to love you?
Should I feel like I do?
Should I lock the last open door,
My ghosts are gaining on me.

All It Seemed So Far Away
When The World We'd Come To Know
Began To Fade With The Night
And We've Burned Our Wings
And Lost Our Way In Flight

Oh I Am Down
And I Couldn't Stop
Riding On The Rocks

Don't Say It's All Over,
All The Longing And The Dreams
Don't Say You Don't Love Me
I Can Feel It When You Breathe
All The Nights In Full Summer
All The Spring's Emptied Rain
All The Days Of The Winter,
Rain Down Fire In Our Way,
And The Flames Go Wild,
But Still We Ride...

We're leaving here tonight
There's no need to tell anyone
They'd only hold us down
So by the morning light
We'll be half way to anywhere
Where love is more than just your name

Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you now...

I'll be there when you call
And whenever I fall at your feet
Do let your tears rain down on me
Whenever I touch your slow turning pain

The finger of blame has turned upon itself
And I'm more than willing to offer myself
Do you want my presence or need my help
Who knows where that might lead
I fall at your feet...

Things to copy and paste:

If, at the point in AWE when Elizabeth says, "You thought I loved him" about Jack, you screamed out "YOU DO!" at the top of your lungs, causing everyone in the immediate vicinity to look at you, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because Will is a silly pansy, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while doing some really boring stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung “Hoist the colors” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is a Captain Jack Sparrow somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Captain Jack Sparrow or is an alcoholic but it would be a really awesome guy), copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, unique - copy this into your profile.