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Author has written 21 stories for Simpsons, iCarly, Drake & Josh, Banjo-Kazooie, Penguins of Madagascar, Phineas and Ferb, and Crash Bandicoot. And...time for another update, friends! About Me Name: Sideshow Bob Roberts Nicknames: SBR, Bob, Captain Blubber Nuggets, Lucy, Lord Farquaad Bad Nicknames: Sideshow. . . Never call me that, ever. Lol. Age: Guess! Gender: Male Favorite Shows/Movies: Penguins Of Madagascar, iCarly, Phineas and Ferb, The Simpsons, Pirates of the Caribbean (All of them), Get Smart, Sweeney Todd, The Dark Knight, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost Hunters, The Nanny Favorite Bands: Smash Mouth, Green Day, The Ramones, Earth Wind & Fire. Favorite Actors:Johnny Depp, Steve Carell, Geoffory Rush, Mike Myers, Mel Brooks, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Peter Sellers, Jim Carey, Eddie Murphy Favorite Actresses: Cameron Diaz, Anne Hathaway, Jenifer Saunders, Amy Adams, Glen Close, Fran Drescher Misc: Well, I enjoy writing, reading (fics at least, haha), watching tv and movies, video games, and drawing. I'd have to say my favorite types of fics to read are humorus ones. Every so often I'll read a romantic or dark one, though. Usually funny ones most of the time. Those are definitely my favorite type to write, as humor just comes so naturally to me. Some of my work has gotten a bit darker, but those aren't up on here just yet. Hey! Now I'm up on a very cool, totally awesome website that my friend WendWriter made called Archives Of Excellence. Check it out for top notch fanfiction stories! If you do...I'll give you virtual cookie. xD Quotes "Never give up, never surrender!"~~Galaxy Quest "Silly king me!"~~Penguins of Madagascar "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly."~~PotC1 "Savvy?"~~PotC "Ah, Perry the Platypus, your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny I mean...completely canny!"~~Phineas & Ferb "Fran: Oh, Niles, it's so hard planning a vacation when you're single. Niles: Yes, it's so much nicer when you have a family so you can lug their ski equipment around Vale, sit around the fire listening to 'Niles, get me a brandy!' 'Niles, give me a comforter!' 'Niles, go out in that blizzard for a PIZZA!' Mr. Sheffield: Niles! Niles: WHAT...is that on your shoe, sir? Let me get that for you.~~The Nanny "Niles: (With a hangover) I had so much to drink at the reception. I had the strangest nightmare that Santa Claus was trying to have his way with me. (C.C. enters with a hangover dressed in red) C.C. & Niles: Oh my God. C.C.: We didn't, did we? Niles: I'm not sure. Say 'Ho ho ho'".~~The Nanny "It's not cheating! . . . It's charity."~~The Producers "Hakuna Matata!"~~Lion King "Flippity flappity, get happity!"~~Me to one of my friends "Rampu!"~~iCarly "Carly: The next person who says 'bowels' is sleeping in the bathtub! Hobo: Bowels! I got the bathtub! Carly:No no no no no no no no..."~~iCarly "You're a plant murderer!"~~iCarly "Spencer: Hey, in solitaire, what goes on a black queen? Carly: A Red Jack. Spencer: I don't have one of those. Carly: Shucks for you! Spencer: I hate this game! Carly: Well what do you expect from a game invented for the lonely? Spencer: ...joy?!" Spencer: Red Jack, no. Having fun, no."~~iCarly Story Stuff! Lot's of stories up, as you can see. Formerly a Simpsons parody writer, I've since moved on to bigger and better things. iCarly, Phineas and Ferb, Drake & Josh, and soon enough: Pirates of the Caribbean. Stories I've Written Yeesh, see the list below Stories Not Yet Put Up Or Are Still In Idea Mode Dr. Doofenshmirt'z Sing-Along Story-Dr Doofenshmirtz sets up a webshow for evil villains to view as well as getting a feared fan base. As he does, he learns that his evil love has gotten a new, evil-er boyfriend and plots to win back his former girlfriend's heart. Hopefully, if all goes well, it will actually be a musical story, meaning a song in every chapter. It's now a big parody of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, as the plot has been slightly altered. King Me!-King Julien tells the penguins of his life, from birth to meeting of the "New York Giants" Alex and company. Penguins, The Musical!- Another musical story, this time around it's PoM. An average day at the zoo turns into a musical with training songs, dance party songs, feet songs and more! (Might Not Be Made...) iBreak Up With Sam-Sequel to iSub For Sam, Freddie breaks up with Sam after the insults stop coming and the relationship looses its spark. But when he realizes he made a deadly mistake, he'll try to fix things before Sam tortures him to the point of physical pain. Meanwhile, Spencer seems to have lost his favorite pair of socks and practically destroys the apartment looking for them. Co-Authored Works PotC: The Golden Menace: Jack Sparrow winds up back on the Pearl, only to be thrust into another adventure of gold and riches. Written with StarSpray of LotR & Harry Potter fame.
My Other Phineas and Ferb Forum!! Check this out! This was made by Rebbeca Tennant, based off of a part in my story Dr. Doofenshmirtz Or: How I Learned To Stop Making That Platypus Noise And Love The Bombinator. Much thanks to her, and be sure to check out the rest of her awesome stuff! :) Probably the ONLY copy and paste thing I'll ever do, haha: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. Tis all for now, friends. More to come in the future, perhaps! And if anyone wants to ask me a story question, needs story advice (I'll do the best I can!) or just wants to chat, feel free to PM me! http://archives-of-excellence.9f.com/ | |||||||||
1. Love Of A Penguin reviewsSkipper's acting weird around Marlene...could this mean what she thinks it means?Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete2. Double Trouble » reviewsA new "King" lemur is added to the lemur habitat, which means double annoyances for the penguins. And Julien himself isn't exactly pleased with this. Finally updated, and the older chapters have been edited, so check that out for new stuff!Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 4-25-093. iCan't Take It Anymore reviewsSam pulls one too many pranks on Freddie and he quits iCarly again. Naturally, the gang tries to get him back. Written for the CWT Different Strokes November writing challenge.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete4. Green With Evil reviewsAgent P is sent out on yet another mission to stop his nemesis Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with one of his diabolical plots. Written for the CWT Worst Enemies Challenge.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-09 - Complete5. Best Friends Ferbever reviewsPhineas and Ferb build an invention...but aren't exactly sure what it does. And they discuss their friendship.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete6. AlakaFerb » reviewsPhineas and Ferb decide to be magicians for the day, meanwhile Doofenshmirtz is up to a not-so-evil plan.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete7. iWho? » reviewsSpencer gets injured by one of his art projects and develops a case of amnesia. Takes place after iSub, but not the official sequel. There are mentions of Seddie, thoughiCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-18-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - Spencer S.8. Dr Doofenshmirtz Or: » reviewsHow I Learned To Stop Making That Platypus Noise And Love The Bombinator." Dr. Doofenshmirtz unleashes his newest, massively overcomplicated plan to wreak havoc on the tri-state area. And only Agent P can stop himPhineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 4-28-099. Dream A Little Dream reviewsVarious dreams of the citizens of Springfield. Not much more needs to be said! Rated T for "character death" and some cursing.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-09 - Complete10. The Wizard Of Madagascoz reviewsWhen Private recieves a bump on the head, he awakens to find himself in a strange, new land called Madagascoz! But upon arriving, something happens that sets the course for an epic journey...rated K Plus for a few deaths.Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-3-0911. A Tick Too Far reviewsKing Julien once again goes on a borrowing rampage, and the penguins decide to fight back! Short summary for a shory, one-shot story.Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete12. Banjo Kazooie: Crash 'N Burn reviewsGrunty is fired from L.O.G's factory and returns to Spiral Mountain. She attempts to cast a spell to destroy the bear and bird duo, but instead warps Crash Bandicoot and Nina Cortex to Spiral Mountain! Read on to find out what happens...Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-0913. Merry Christmas, Crazy Steve! » reviewsTakes place one year after the movie Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh. When Josh suddenly has to leave and can't be Santa at the mall for Helen, Crazy Steve takes over. But will he go too far and take Christmas into his own hands?Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete14. iSub For Sam » reviewsWhen Sam gets sick and can't do iCarly, Carly needs to find a replacement for Sam on the show for an episode. And who better than her own brother, Spencer! UPDATE: NOW WITH MORE SEDDIE!iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete15. The Simpsons Present: Aladdin » reviewsA Simpson-y twist on the movie Aladdin! Starring Homer as Aladdin, Marge as Jasmine, Mr. Burns as Jafar and Krusty the Clown as Iago. As well as all your favorite Simpson characters!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-19-0816. Chaos In Springfield:The Mask Attacks » reviewsWhen Stanley Ipkiss's mask floats its way into Springfield, it wreaks havoc. Several citizens fall victim of its awesome power, but completly misuse it! CHAPTERS 2 & 3 ARE UP!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete17. iSpencebot reviewsSpencer's most recent work of art is a robot that he claims will walk and talk. Will he make the perfect robot? Or will it come to life and wreck iCarly? Find out it this oneshot story.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-08 - Complete18. Sideshow Slideshow » reviewsDuring a slideshow of the simpsons cross-country vacation, Bart sees something in every picture: Sideshow Bob! Bob takes the simpsons hostage and tells them about his adventures in following them. My first ORIGINAL fic! Chapter 4 is up!Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete19. Rat Race, Simpsons Style! » reviewsWhen Mr. Burns randomly selects members of Springfield to race for 2 Million, havoc is unleashed. Who will win? UPDATE: Edited and revamped! Added more detail and one character!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete20. Murder By Stupidity » reviewsWhen Mr. Burns invites some of the most familliar faces in Springfield for dinner and a murder, questions arise at who will commit the murder and who will be murdered. This is my sequel to Rat Race, Simpsons Style!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete21. Wishbones: The Springfield 9 » reviewsWhen the evil wishing skull Thromnambular from Endsville gets sent to Sprinfield, 9 Springfield citizens are in for the ride of their lives! All chapters are up! I will probably do some editing, though. That's why it's classified as "In progress."Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete
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