Hello anyone reading this. This is the boring part where I try to tell you about myself, while cracking a joke at anytime I see fit. If you want to see something interesting here, go on down a little, maybe it's more interesting there. But now I shall talk about myself.
My name is Robin-Gary-Horshwitz-Hermyminner III. Well, okay it's not, but wouldn't that be sweet if it was? It's really Bob. Not in real life, here it is Bob, though. I don't know why, people just started calling me that one day so I took it on. Oh yeah, my user name! I'm of 1,721 years of age, though people say I look young for a person of almost 2,000. love listening to my Jim Gaffigan CD. Maybe a bit too much, as I'm getting lazier and lazier lately. I think I'm turning into him. The day I wake up and see a pure albino in the mirror is the day that the transformation will be complete, I guess. Anyway, I love food, too. Scary, how much I identify with him, huh? Though I eat and eat, I barely gain a pound. I'm a guy, so it was pretty weird typing that last part up, for me. I love watching tv, but hate looking for something to watch. I always have to sit up and find the remote each time, pain in the butt. I can't wait untill the future when tv will be controlled by our brains. "Ooh, I'm kinda hungry channel changes to food network HEY, iron chef! Thanks brain tv!"
I love funny or actiony movies, but not dramas because they're too boring to me. If no one is making me laugh uncontrollably or is getting killed, I'm turning it off. I enjoy staying up early into the morning most nights of summer, like a bat only with bad hearing and glasses. The urkel of bats, if you will. When I'm up early I'm usually here chatting or on livejournal updating my journal that about 2 people read. Yeah, I'm popular so what?
I'm pretty easy to get along with unless you're a shark, then I don't like you. But how would a shark get access to a computer? It would have to be water-proofed, I guess. How would it type? Hmm...I'll be thinking about this for a while. What I was trying to say before I started veering off into a computer shark was that if you ever want to talk to me, find me in the forums below or PM me. I don't know if my email is listed, if it is I guess you can send me a message through that too. Unless you're a shark, that is. Me no likey sharks.
That's all for now, thanks for reading. If anyone did, that is.
--SBR
P.S: Unless you were a shark, then I don't thank you for reading this. Where's my can of shark repellent...
My Favorite Movies:
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, Austin Powers 1, 2 & 3. Shrek 1, 2 &3. Galaxy Quest. Dudley Do-Right. Spaceballs. Batman 1-3( '89, Returns & Forever). Rat Race
My Favorite Shows
THE SIMPSONS, Jimmy Neutron. Kim Possible. The Batman. Danny Phantom. Scrubs. Family Guy.
I've got some forums of my own! Wanna come chat with me? Or RP with me? Here they are:
My Fairly Oddparents RP Board: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Roleplays_Anyone/45699/
My Game Room/RP Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Cross_Over_Central/48315/
My Anti Shark Forum: Well...haven't made it yet, but maybe I will. When I do, sharks look out!
The game room is a place to play games, obviously. Lots of elimination and other sorts of games.
Stories I Wrote:
10 published, I have a few more ideas for stories in mind. I did have more, but I removed the Santa Clause one. It wasn't doing to well, but don't worry! It'll be back. I'm tooling around with the plot. The simpsons galexy quest and axe murderer story are gone as well. Back in the future. And a story about various characters talking about their shark encounters and how much they hate them. Okay, not really but I could write this...
"Rat Race, Simpsons Style!".
Obviously it's a Simpsons meet rat race story. No explanation needed. My favorite story, by the way. completed!
Rat Race, Simpsons Style 2!
The official sequel to RR,SS! Mr Burns finds six new groups of racers to..well, race! He ups the ante and moves the location of the race. And the result of this is more havoc and simpson fun!
"Murder By Stupidity"
My sequel to Rat Race, Simpsons Style! A group of Springfield citizens are invited to Burns' house in the country for dinner and a murder.
I've been thinking of adding on a special few chapters to it. Like a what if So-and-so did it. Like in the movie Clue, where before the real ending they show possible endings. Have been thinking of doing this with RR,SS and RR,SS2 as well.
"Chaos In Springfield: The Mask Attacks"
It's a story about various Springfield citizens using the powers of The Mask (from the movie The Mask, obviously.) completed!
"Wishbones: The Springfield 9"
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy's Thromnambular (The wish granting skull from the episode Wishbones) finds its way to Springfield and gives Nine Springfield residents their wishes. completed!
"Sideshow Slideshow"
Sideshow Bob holds the Simpsons hostage and tells them how he's been stalking, and trying to kill, them. The title, of course, was inspired by a line from the episode Funeral For A Fiend.
Bob: "And to liven up my tale, I have set up a slide presentation. Just call me, Slideshow Bob."
Homer: "Nobody do it."
I'd like to tell you of my inspiration of this story. I was watching The Pink Panther Strikes Againand during the scene where Clouseau was wondering aimlessly through Munich, it came to me! I want to write a story about someone who avoids death without even knowing it. The next day, I came up with the Simpsons in the middle of history class. And that's how this story, was born! completed!
"Life Journey"
A crossover fic. Two teens set sail for different reasons, but will find that they are very much alike. But, a league of villains are plotting to take over the world. Will the two be able to stop them? Or will the world fall into darkness? Crossovers include: Simpsons, Fairly Oddparents, Dracula(Mel Brooks version), Inspector Gadget, Mario games, and many many more! on hiatus
"Wild Wild West, ADAM West That Is"
A fairly odd parents story in which Adam West wants to regain popularity amongst children. Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda must rescue Poof from the hands of the Anti-Fairies and Pixies.
iSpencebot
My first iCarly fic. Spencer builds a robot and it gets loose and wrecks havoc, sorta, on iCarly. Also my first oneshot. Completed!
iSub For Sam
The sort of sequel to iSpencebot, Sam gets sick and can't do iCarly so Spencer co-hosts with Carly. But when that episode of iCarly gets more viewers and comments than ever, Sam begins to feel like she doesn't belong on the show anymore...
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