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since: 07-08-07, id: 1320369, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
country: USA
Author has written 63 stories for Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kuroshitsuji.

“My mind tells me to give up… But my heart just won’t let me."

My name is Kaline… And I am insane. XD

Welcome to my Fanfiction account. I've been here for yeeeeears... I love it here.

For all the haters, you should know...
"It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write."
-Sinclair Lewis

URGENT!
Update 2/8/12: The Yaoi fanfiction contest that I was having is cancelled. Not enough people entered, and the DA admins removed the journal and said I can't do it because it's "twisted and wrong". Once again, my haters win. Congrats. I will do my best to make everything up to those who tried to enter. And I send my wholehearted apologies.

Update 1/26/12: I have lost everything...!The hard drive on my computer failed, and there was no way to fix it. I took it everywhere to see, but no luck. What does this mean? It means I can't continue any of my fanfics. I got a new computer but now I have a huge bill and I still owe on it. All of my data was lost. So I have to start everything I was doing all over again. Any in-progress fanfics will not be continued, because I lost the plans for them and everything. I'm so sorry to all of my readers. I am still going to write, it's just going to be all new stuff. There is ONE exception... The collab fanfic, Poisonous Disrespect will be able to be continued because my writing partner has copies of everything. XD For more details, see my journal on DeviantArt.

Commissions are now open: http://kalinereine.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-Now-Open-special-limited-time-sale-278438128
The pricing basically works like this:
Oneshot story = $8 [or 640 dA points]
Double-length oneshots = $12 (a $16 value) [or 960 dA points]
Multi-chapter stories =$6 [480 dA points] for the first chapter, and then $4 [320 dA points] for each additional chapter.
Poetry = It depends on what you want, prices vary.
Specials = Buy 3, get 1 free. And double-length oneshots for $12.

Some things about me:

-I have been put down and discouraged too many times to count. It won't matter how offensive your words are. I've been called some of the worst names, just for doing what I love. You can never stop me from writing. I will always share what is in my heart with the world.

-I am constantly finding new things that I'm into...

-I have always loved Naruto, and I always will... But lately I have stopped reading the manga and watching the anime. I may pick it back up someday, as I have a habit of doing that. Itachi will always be my favorite, no matter what. I have recently become obsessed with the band Gorillaz. I've always loved their music, but I realized what a very fascinating and unique story this band has. After discovering that FFnet actually has a Gorillaz section, I have been fangirling like crazy. I adore Murdoc Niccals, he is so awesome. 2D is fascinating too. Oh, who am I kidding, they're all awesome. But Murdoc is the best.

-I have new socks on! Yes, you absolutely needed to know that!! XD

-Lately I've become really busy with my real life, so... I have much less time to dedicate to my writing and artwork than I would like to. And that sucks. So, in other words: I iz a sad kitteh. :c

If you would like to send me links or you just want to talk or anything, feel free to email me: KalineKitten@gmail.com is the fastest way to reach me. (If you do contact me, make sure you let me know you're from FFnet though. Obviously.) Or you can just send me a message on here. Either way is fine. (:

If you want, you can also find me on DeviantArt: http://kalinereine.deviantart.com/
I have a Twitter account too: http://twitter.com/KalineReine (I no longer really use this...)
StoryWrite: http://storywrite.com/KalineReine (I no longer really use this one either...)
And I have a Y!Gallery, but you'll have to email me or send a PM if you want that one. ;D Sorry.
If we've spoken before and you are a friend and would like to add me, you can ask me for my facebook, as well.

NOTES:

Currently working on:
1) A brand new Naruto oneshot. The pairing is Kakashi X Sasuke. [YAY! This one is FINISHED!]
2) Another Itachi X Sasuke fic is coming soon. [Working on this right now...]
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A list of my favorite characters EVER!:
Goku (DBZ)
James (Pokemon)
Jareth (Labyrinth)
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
Orochimaru (Naruto)
Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
Yayoi (Loveless)
Youji (Loveless)
Edward Elric (FMA)
Envy (FMA)
Undertaker (Kuroshitsuji)
Viral (Gurren Lagann)
N (Pokemon Black and White)
Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz)

Pairings I'm currently really into:

Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
Kakashi X Sasuke (Naruto)
Kakashi X Sakura (Naruto)
Murdoc X 2D (Gorillaz)
N X Touko (Pokemon)

Anime and manga series that I am familiar with:

I love the following anime/manga/movies/games/series/fandoms: Naruto, Gorillaz, Kuroshitsuji, Pokemon, Loveless, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Hellsing, Labyrinth, and others...

I am partial to: DeathNote, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, DragonBallZ, Sailor Moon.

I do not like the following series/games: Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Hetalia. (While I have no problem with them, I'm just not into them and not much of a fan. If you like it, that's fine and I won't say anything bad about you or make fun. You're allowed to like it. Just don't expect me to.)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions): (Sorry, my FAQ section is still under construction.)

A lot of people have been asking me some of the same questions. It gets repetitive, so I thought I'd make a FAQ. Please check the FAQ before messaging me about your concerns. I love hearing from all of you, but it's getting a little repetitive. I hope you understand.

Q: What's your biggest pet peeve when it comes to fanfiction?

A: When I read a fanfic about a certain couple/pairing that I like, and the main couple is already together and involved in a relationship at the beginning of the fic! I'm sorry, but I like reading stories about how they get together, I just think it adds so much tension to the plot. I don't really see the point in reading the rest of the story, if the main couple is already together in the beginning. This especially bothers me with crack pairings... (With ItaSasu this bothers me the most, I think.)

Q: I have a problem with one of your stories. (Needs to have a warning added, forgot something, plot hole, content issues, etc.)

A: Send me a message about it, and we'll see if we can resolve it. Please message me and give me a chance to fix the problem BEFORE reporting it.

Q: What happened to your story, "Shut Up and Scream"?

A: That story was taken down. It can no longer be found on this site, because (in a fit of jealous rage over my 900 reviews) someone reported it as being offensive. Yes, I could have put my story here again or even left it up, if I removed all of the adult content from it. But I am completely against censorship and do not believe in it at all. I refuse to censor my work. I think that is the worst way you can destroy something you worked hard to make. So as a result, it was removed. And I'm not going to get in trouble by putting it back up. They don't want it here, so it's gone. They could have just asked me to remove it...

Q: Where can I find "Shut Up and Scream"? I really want to read it.

A: It can be found on my Y!Gallery account (where it will NEVER be taken down), and also my StoryWrite account. Nowhere else. Both of those sites allow adult content, but you have to be an adult to see it. So... Just letting you know. Links are in the 'links' section on my page. Or you can just message me...

Q: How long have you been writing?

A: 12 years and counting.

Q: Will you write (insert fandom/pairing here) for me?

A: I used to take requests, a long time ago. But I can't anymore, because I get way too many. I do sometimes write stories for my friends though. I also take commissions, but you'll have to contact me about that. The information is too long to put in my profile.

Q: Are you ever going to update (insert really old abandoned or discontinued story title here)?

A: No. The only stories I plan to update are listed above, in the 'NOTES' section, most likely. I'm sorry, but I didn't like where my writing was going, so I decided to change it. Or it's possible that for some stories I just completely lost interest. I am sorry. I can't force myself to write something that I have no interest in. If you don't see it in notes, it most likely will not be continued any time in the near future.

Q: I wrote a story, and I would really love your feedback on it. Will you read my story/fanfic?

A: Yes, I would be happy to. Just let me know, and send me a link to it. The same goes with gift stories anyone writes for me. It's always best to send me a link, because I may not find it otherwise. The only way I will NOT read your story is if it's NaruSasu, SasuNaru, or KisaIta. Don't ask me to read those, it would be torture. Otherwise it's fine. XD Also, I typically only read stories rated M. It's just that T-rated stories and anything below that reeeeally are not my cup of tea.

Q: I need a beta reader. Will you beta my story?

A: Nope, I'm sorry but I'm a writer, not really a beta. And my free time is limited these days.

Q: Do you only write Yaoi?

A: I write all kinds of stories... Yaoi, Yuri, and Het. I don't discriminate when it comes to gender... I won't lie when I say that I prefer reading and writing Yaoi though. XD I don't mind writing anything. Sometimes it depends on what kind of mood I'm in. But most likely I will always be a Yaoi fan.

Q: You are a pervert.

A: I know.

Inspirational Quotes:

Death is not the greatest loss in life... The greatest loss is what dies inside of us while we live.
-Unknown

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
-Unknown

I know but one freedom and that is the freedom of the mind.
-Antoine de S. E.

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
-Madonna

Don't you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can't be exactly who you are.
-Lady GaGa

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-Albert Einstein

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
-Harriet Tubman

When the world says, "Give up."
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
-Unknown

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.
-Unknown

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
-Japanese Proverb

Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death - fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant. -Edna Ferber

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
-Benjamin Franklin

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
-Ray Bradbury

My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip.
-Elmore Leonard

If you wish you had a Butler like Sebastian, copy and paste this into your profile/sig.

If you want more Itachi/Sasuke action... You don't have to copy/paste anything. Just read my Naruto fanfics. XD

If you love Undertaker-sama, and think he is the most awesome and most epic character anywhere in the history of forever!!!!!1!!! ...copy and paste this into your profile/sig.

If you love Kuroshitsuji, copy and paste this into your profile. ^_^

If you want to see Ritsuka lose his ears, squee like a hyperactive fangirl. If you know what "losing his ears" actually means, and you hope Soubi is the one who does it, copy and paste this into your profile/sig.

If you think Edward Elric is a cute fluffy little shortie-pie, copy and paste this into your profile/sig.

If you think Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is the best anime EVER- Uh... It's so awesome that I forgot the rest... Something about copying and pasting?

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one's looking, copy and paste this into your profile/sig.

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1. Renegade reviews
"You've been running for so long, Sasuke. You've run away from everything. But your problems will always follow you." ... "You're the only one following me. So I guess that makes you my problem. And that's a bad thing to be at the moment." KakaSasu Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-12 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
2. Poisonous Disrespect » reviews
Sasuke is a vampire hunter; and Itachi... a powerful Vampire Lord. What will happen when Sasuke tries to seduce and kill him? Caution: Incest, yaoi, vampires, blood, gore, violence, etc. ItaSasu not brothers in this one with side pairings. Collab.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,819 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 2-26-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
3. Eternity » reviews
Long ago, he made a contract with a demon. Now that demon is tired of waiting so long for him to take his revenge. See what happens when Sebastian's patience runs out. What will become of Ciel's soul in the end...? SebXCiel Yaoi. You've been warned.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 9-12-10 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P.
4. Always reviews
Itachi is terrified that Sasuke will leave him. What will happen if he tells him the truth? The ghosts of the past continue to haunt him... /My first attempt at a non-adult Sasuke/Itachi fic. Written for a contest. Yaoi/Shounen-ai and AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-9-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
5. Rusted Mirror reviews
SasuXSasu His entire life, Sasuke has searched for a way to defeat his brother. While training, he finds out about a scroll containing a jutsu that will enable him to kill his brother. But at what cost does this information come?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-11 - Sasuke U. - Complete
6. Beyond The Mirror reviews
He couldn't let himself live before… Now, after making his choice, he must let the past die. Can he save himself and his brother in time? ItachiXSasuke. Slight NaruSasu, onesided. Sequel to Beneath the Surface.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-11 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
7. Could Be Fatal » reviews
Edward gets injured and Roy insists on keeping a close eye on him... He goes to stay with him for a while. The Colonel's actions are suspicious, but what else is he hiding? Roy/Ed, Yaoi, first FMA fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-5-10 - Published: 6-28-10 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
8. Beneath the Surface reviews
Sasuke wonders Is it worse to die or never live in the first place? All of his life, he's been living a lie. He's been craving excitement and danger for a long time and when he gets an unexpected phone call things take a turn for the dirtiest. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-20-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Obsession » reviews
Sasuke wants to kill his brother. ...Or DOES he? And why is everyone trying to seduce Sasuke? He knows something is not right, but he can't exactly put his finger on it... ItaSasu with other pairings. And I forgot to mention Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-17-10 - Published: 5-3-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
10. Sick Puppy » reviews
A boy grew up being abused and believing he was a dog. Itachi is an FBI agent who has spent his life tracking down a criminal, and searching for his lost brother... What will happen their paths cross? ItaSasu, with other pairings. Title was changed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,369 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 4-30-10 - Published: 11-22-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
11. Phantom Touch reviews
Here beneath the poisoned light, I could finally have him… But it was not real. All the while I had longed for him, wanted to claim him, to make him mine… And it had slipped right through my fingers… ItaSasu, Angst, and Yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-21-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
12. Bloody Valentine reviews
Madara has always wanted to have Itachi for his own... But what deep, dark secret is he hiding from his love? What would happen if Itachi found out? Madara X Itachi oneshot written for a contest. Yaoi, male X male pairing. Uchihacest. Not perfect. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-12-10 - Madara U. & Itachi U. - Complete
13. In Love With the Girl » reviews
Jareth meets and falls in love with Lila, but years later... He is faced with an impossible choice. Is this why he was so reluctant to let Sarah know his true feelings for her, many years later? JarethXOC and later JarethXSarah. :
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,796 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-17-10 - Published: 9-1-09 - Jareth & Sarah
14. Complications » reviews
Iruka watches Kakashi as they fight together, trying to stop war from escalating. Their lips meet in a heated kiss on the battlefield, and it starts a whole new set of complications for them. Shinobi live a short life... KakaIru Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-18-09 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
15. Believe » reviews
Christmas fic. Their father won't dress up as Santa, so Itachi has to do it for Sasuke for Christmas one year. When Sasuke is older, he stops believing... ItaSasu, no other pairings, and yaoi. Happy Holidays to my readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 12-14-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
16. Hot For Teacher » reviews
AU fic about a guy stuck in a class with a greedy college professor who exchanges grades for money. He is struggling for money and can't afford to pay. How will he pass the class? KakuHida. Yaoi gay, male/male fic. Written for .Chocolate.Kunai.Chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
17. Puppy Love » reviews
I have discontinued this story. I'm very sorry but it will be re-written from the start and the new story will be posted under the title "Sick Puppy". I hope I can make it better than this one was. It's the same idea, just a different much darker story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,624 - Reviews: 519 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 6-9-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
18. Games We Play » reviews
Itachi is hiding a terrible secret from his brother. When they get a phone call from a mysterious stranger inviting them to a party, hell breaks loose. Why must they insist on playing these dangerous games with each other? ItaSasu and TobiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,362 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 8-23-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. I've Got My Eyes On You reviews
Itachi is stunned when he discovers the real secret behind the Uchiha clan's power. He meets someone who is willing to teach him the TRUE secret of using the Sharingan. Collab. between Kaline and MyssMyk. Contains yaoi, Uchihacest, and more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-20-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
20. Moroha Katana » reviews
A lonely girl, who could feel nothing but emptiness in her life, ever since that day. A man who was forced to make a desperate choice in order to protect her. Can they overcome their hatred long enough to love? ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,283 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 1-29-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
21. Jareth Meets Jack » reviews
Labyrinth and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover! Jareth and Jack plot to kidnap Elizabeth. Meanwhile, Will Turner has problems of his own.Sarah goes to stay with her cousin, Elizabeth... No longer discontinued! :D
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 12-14-07
22. Guilty Pleasures reviews
Hidan had been molested by Madara in the past. What happens when he is really needs someone to be with him? Will Jashin hear his cries and come to his aid? JashinXHidan fic for Maru-sha's contest. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-31-09 - Hidan & Jashin - Complete
23. BANG » reviews
Itachi is sent on a mission to get Deidara to join Akatsuki. How will he achieve his goal, and what happens when the blond isn't as willing as he thought he would be? Written as part of an art trade. ItaDei yaoi, explicit content warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete
24. Finding Reason » reviews
Hidan didn't know about Asuma's family. One day he was chopped up six feet under, in the pit Shikamaru had dug for him, and the next he was back together and standing in front of it... He wanted to know the reason. Adult content and angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Hidan & Kurenai Y. - Complete
25. Assassin's Ass reviews
This is a oneshot written for Akatsuki-FTW. Kakashi is sent to track down an Akatsuki member who has risen from the dead. Will he catch him? And what will happen if he does? HidanXKakashi yaoi. Lots of gore, borderline non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-30-09 - Hidan & Kakashi H. - Complete
26. Hurt Me » reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
27. Too Late » reviews
Kaline is a troubled girl with a difficult past. When she meets that special person that is able to touch her heart, will it change things? Or is she destined for a certain fate? If any of it even worth it? Watch as she finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,183 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 1-21-09 - Itachi U.
28. Burning Intensity reviews
My first Labyrinth fic in a while, dedicated to JimHawkinsMINE. A story about her OC, Elicia, and Jareth spending a night together as husband and wife. Contains adult content. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-19-09 - Jareth - Complete
29. Priest's Sins reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-16-09 - Itachi U. & Hidan - Complete
30. Family Affairs reviews
3rd contest fic. Oh boy, I don't know where to start with this one... ItachiXMikoto, KotetsuXMikoto, ItachiXSasuke, KotetsuXItachi. Crack pairings all over the place. Don't like, don't read. It's scary and incest. No one told me I spelled the title wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-8-09 - Itachi U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
31. Four M's Are Better Than One reviews
Sharingancest fic for 2nd prize winner. Itachi molests Sasuke, causing him to miss a Science test. Kakashi asks him to stay after class to make up for it. They have kinky fun in the science lab, until Itachi shows up. ; ItaSasu, KakaSasu, slight KakaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-3-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
32. Crime and Punishment reviews
The first prize fic for the contest, done by request. Zetsu saves Maru from Kabuto and Hidan hears something naughty so Jashin comes to relieve him! What will happen? ZetsuXOC, and later JashinXHidan. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-1-09 - Hidan & Jashin - Complete
33. Enslaved! » reviews
Ino has turned her parents' flowershop into a Salon. One night, after she closes and goes home, she is kidnapped! But who has taken her, and what do they want with her? NOT in AU. ItaSasuSaku threesome starts as love triangle and DeiIno! Crazy plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,277 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete
34. Ants In His Pants » reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,418 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 9-24-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
35. Salt of Her Tears » reviews
Suna has purchased land from Konoha. Land to be used for a salt mine... Temari was put in charge of the mining and... They find Hidan. Shikamaru... is pissed. Yeah. You'll see. Fic is better than the summary, I promise! This fic was inspired by salt..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-18-08 - Published: 12-8-08 - Hidan & Temari
36. MKB II: Brotherly Bonds » reviews
Sequel to Mommy Knows Best. Itachi didn't know what was wrong with him. He loved Mikoto, yet he had done the unthinkable. What happens after the story ends? Is there anywhere left to go? Pairing is ItaSasu with slight ItaMiko. And maybe others...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 11-21-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
37. Dark Jewel » reviews
Kagome is captured and sold as a slave to her new master who is half demon, half vampire! Will he be cruel to her, or can the two finally learn to get along? And why is he after the Dark Gem? What powers does it hold? Read to find out! My 1st Inuyasha fic
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 10-28-08 - Kagome & Inuyasha
38. Mommy Knows Best » reviews
Mikoto didn't know what was wrong with her. She had never really loved Fugaku, and she felt so attracted to her eldest son, and there was nothing she could do about it. Itachi had his sights set on his little brother... ItachiXMikoto and some ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,003 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 9-21-08 - Itachi U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
39. Second Time's a Charm reviews
A oneshot written for Maru-sha's contest on DeviantArt. HidanXOC and ZetsuXOC. Contains graphic rape and lemon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-9-08 - Hidan & Zetsu - Complete
40. Secret of the Uchihas » reviews
ItaSasu with other pairings, done as a request. Vamp fic. SakuIno, onesided SakuSasu and NaruSasu along with KakaIru and some other pairings... XD You'll see! It's kind of got a crazy plot, so it's best to just read it... Will be graphic later. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
41. Little Blue Pill of DOOM! » reviews
Catchy title, ne? Itachi has a few friends over, and ends up giving Sasuke something he shouldn't! That's all I will say at this point. I promise, this does have a plot too! ItachiXSasuke pairing! BDSM, non-con, and SnM themes :D Oh, and slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,514 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
42. Just a Day reviews
A SasuSaku oneshot. Not my best work, it was hard coming up with a plot for this one. Basically, Sasuke and Sakura start dating, Itachi causes trouble. Written as a request/gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
43. Annoying the Characters reviews
Watch as Kaline Reine goes on a mission to Konoha to annoy the Naruto characters! ;D I was going to use one of the Kunoichi, but I couldn't find one annoying enough. And I didn't want to offend anyone... Lots of immature adult humor! READ IT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete
44. Red Velvet Secrets » reviews
Sasuke keeps something secret hidden under his bed, and he panics when Itachi offers to "fix it". You'll see! ItachiXSasuke, uchihacest, hotness, and adult stuff. Very graphic, not a oneshot, but I will keep it somewhat short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 8-26-08 - Published: 8-20-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
45. Sleeping With the Enemy » reviews
Itachi is appointed as Sasuke's chaperone on a field trip to a theme park for Shikamaru's birthday party. They witness the two getting busy on the skyride, and get ideas of their own. Things heat up during laser tag. ShikaKiba, ItaSasu, and KotetsuXIzumo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-2-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
46. We Lost Our Way » reviews
Hinata is a bartender at Club Yokubou. One day a mysterious boy comes in and attempts to talk to her. But there's jsut one problem. Hinata is very shy! GaaHina Contains various other pairings, too. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 6-28-08 - Hinata H. & Gaara
47. Beautiful reviews
Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-23-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
48. No More Palms! reviews
A crazy little fic, written in only a few minutes, but at least it's funny. Fangirls beware! Just read it if you're curious Characters include random fangirls, Kisame, Neji, Itachi and... a seaworld employee! WTF!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete
49. Chains and Bells » reviews
Sakura and Ino get kidnapped by Orochimaru and made into slaves in his harem! Can anyone save them in time, and can they save themselves from the tapestry of lies that fate has woven for them? ItaSaku slight OroSaku with other pairings, like KimiIno etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,063 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 3-23-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
50. Wicked Sin reviews
A Naruto/Bloodrayne crossover. Rayne has been sent on a mission to Japan to get rid of a certain organization. What she does not count on is one of the members being irrestiable. She loses sight of her mission, when she meets a certain evil Uchiha.ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-08 - Itachi U. - Complete
51. Brother Killer reviews
Sasuke finally succeeds in killing his brother. And who else should show up but Mikoto? O.O Oneshot, aimed at humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete
52. If I Was Your » reviews
Itachi and Sasuke realize they have feelings for one another. But the question remains... What to do about them? Each of them wonders if the other would truly accept them or not.Very cute, but evil!Yaoi, Uchihacest, lemon, ItaSasu with very slight GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,930 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
53. Of Yin and Yang reviews
Like Yin and Yang, they were the perfect equation; they balanced each other out. But what happens when one boy's curiousity gets the best of him one night?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
54. Double or Nothing » reviews
Sarah has some secrets that even she does not know about. And who better to help her unravel them, than the wise and devious Goblin King? But even that in itself could be dangerous. When the stakes are so high, it's double or nothing! JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,364 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 2-2-08 - Complete
55. My Goblin Valentine » reviews
Jareth and Sarah have a little Valentine's Day fun! Warning: Contains lemon. For those who are allergic to lemons, or find them bitter and unappealing, this fic is NOT for you! But there is also a really cute love story here, too. Heehehe...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete
56. Weight of the World » reviews
Don't cling to her, she swears she can't fix you. Still in the dark, can you fix her?. If you love me, then let go of me. I won't be held down by who I used to be. Edward meets a new girl, and they try to fix each other. But love means having to let go.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 1-30-08
57. Slow Burn » reviews
JxS A tale of arranged marriages, boldfaced lies, heartfelt regret, and much MUCH more! This is not related to my other fics! For so long I have struggled to find a story worthy of your approval, and I think this is it! Well, it is pretty good.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,174 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete
58. True To Heart » reviews
Once upon a time... There was a girl. She was unlike any other. There were Goblins. There was a Labyrinth. And there was one Goblin who stood out among the rest...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete
59. A Crystal Christmas » reviews
Sarah finds herself in the arms of a stranger at her father's company Christmas party. She also gets a mysterious gift under the tree that no one admits to having put there... Read to find out what happens! NOT A ONESHOT! Sequel coming next year! COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
60. Goblin Planet: Journey Through the Catacombs » reviews
What if Sarah were an ASTRONAUT! What if she got stranded on a Goblin Planet? Sarah meets a sinister being calling himself the Goblin King on a planet she crashed on during a solar ice storm. Toby was taken from her ship at her request during the storm!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete
61. Dare To Dream » reviews
JxS. A misguided King, an evil Jester, a lonely servant, a suicidal Princess, and the innocent young girl who ties them all together. Jareth and Sarah have a long history together, can they overcome that? Not if Demona, the Queen of Darkness has her way.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,689 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete
62. Between You And I » reviews
A collection of poems about how Jareth, Sarah, and other characters feel. Warning: These are awesome!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-12-07 - Complete
63. If Not 4 You reviews
This poem is based on how a girl feels about her life and how believing in the Labyrinth Jareth in particular gave meaning to her life.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete
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