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Author has written 5 stories for Pokemon. Name: Jessi Gender: Female Age: 16 B-day: August 28 Country: US Status: My jaw hurts. I got my wisdom teeth pulled. About me: I'm kind of short and i hate it! everyone makes fun of me for it... i can be really shy in a "new kid" type situation, but honestly, i'm not shy. it just takes me a while to get used to people. people say i'm mature all the time, and i'm just like huh? i don't think i'm that mature. trust the people, jessi... Likes: Pokemon (especially ikarishipping), Harry Potter (but no fanfics), drawing, writing, reading, getting to know people, and people loving what i'm writing Dislikes: Yaoi/Yuri (but i'll put up with it), snobs, jerks (total difference - snobs think they're too good to talk to you and jerks think they're all that. it is different...), being made fun of or put down, HOMEWORK!! 9/6/09 - I've finally added the next phase to the Dawn and Paul show! (Audience: It's about flippin time, Jessi.) Sorry that took WAY too long. It shouldn't happen like that again... I'll try to update at least once a month. I can do that, right? Lets hope... ¡Mis amiiiiiiiiiiiiigos! (Um, on a side note, I try to speak Spanish. I have high grades in the class on tests and whatnot, but my Columbian friend says I speak Spanish like an American. Whoops...) Lunarshade29 - Random awesome generally hyper person! Minus the awesome, she sounds kinda like me! Whoa!! -shock- (Yeah, I'm REALLY hyper right now... sorry, Lunar...) Awesome nicknaming sense too! Also recently obsessed with the Jonas brothers! DeltaKnight - I've only actually read one of his stories (Master Chronicles, in case you was curious!), but it was really awesome! Neat neat guy, great author! 'Cept for romance, but we've all got our weaknesses, right? (No 'fence, Del!) CiTy BoY - This guy actually randomly PMed me one time saying ikarishipping rocked and he needed and a friend and at first I was like he wants something from me!! But... I was just parnoid! -sweat drop- Neat guy as well, go read his fanfic when you have the time! Shadow-Mist43 - She let me steal her avatar! So happy! Really awesome person, really good author! Why'd ya stop the funky lettering, though? I liked that! TT_TT K.Yoon - Puts a lot of background into stuff, and draws well too! Yay, so cool! Great great fanfics too! Aeneid - Um, I don't actually know her that well, but the stuff that I've read by her rocks! Check it out! It's Called a Life. Get One. - Love the name! She recently asked to be my friend, and she's pretty awesome! And you gotta love her matchmaking character Siri! MebaBlitzy - She's new on Fanfiction, but I'm guessing we can expect good stuff from her! Um, I'll add people if anyone cares! My fave shippings! They are: Ikarishipping (DawnXPaul) (TO THE MAX... obviously) Contestshipping (MayXDrew) Pokeshipping (AshXMisty) LuckShipping (BrockXLucy) I hate these ships: Advanceshipping (AshXMay), Pearlshipping (AshXDawn), Palletshipping (AshXGary), Respectshipping (AshXDrew), Cookieshipping (MayXHarley), Comashipping (AshXPaul), BrunetteShipping (MayXGary), Belleshipping (DawnXDrew), Cavilarshipping (DawnXGary), AltoShipping (AshXLatias), OutOfSpiteShipping (PaulXKenny), LeagueShipping (AshXRichie), ShoppingShipping (MayXBrock) AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT BREAKS UP MY FAVORITE SHIPS, YA HEAR?? Random quotes: Woody: YOU - ARE - A - TOY!! Buzz Lightyear: You are a strange and sad little man. You have my pity. (He really lives in his own world...) I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin- bone. - Mark Twain in a letter to some dude. (Wow... and I thought my English class was bad with it.) Er, there will be more of these, promise... My OC's: Kayli Niaka Age: 14 Hair: Short and light brown Eyes: Bright Green Pokemon at start of Story: Teddiursa, Xatu, Seadra, Gloom, Torkoal Story: Nightmare Fate Notable traits: Puppy-like and has big eyes. Number one fan of Dawn at story start. Becomes one of Dawn's best friends. Melody Age: 14 Hair: Long, silky raven-black Eyes: Sky blue Pokemon at start of Story: None, but first Pokemon becomes Eevee, nicknamed "Dasher" Story: Legend in Progress! Notable Traits: Commented to having mirage-like beauty. Somewhat of an overachiever. Has a photo locket she doesn't let others look at with her all the time. Luz Age: 14 Hair: White like snow Eyes: Chocolate brown Pokemon at start of Story: A small Growlithe named "Blaze" Story: Legend in Progress! Notable Traits: Known as a "good boy." Also a noted overachiever. Quickly falls for Melody. Dislikes dishonest people by influence of his parents. Long story, any more's spoilers! Emil Age: 14 Hair: Dark brown Eyes: Tawny yellow Pokemon at start of Story: A large Carvanha Story: Legend in Progress! Notable Traits: Known as a "bad boy." Competes with Luz in everything, especially girls. Thinks himself a "ladies's man." Kind of funny, actually... Star Age: 14 Hair: Platinum blonde Eyes: Green Pokemon at start of Story: Milotic Story: Legend in Progress! Notable Traits: Known as a "bad girl." Rumors of being a prostitute because of outfits. Wants to be a star with her Pokemon. Seems to know Melody from somewhere... POSTINGS!! (If you don't like 'em, skip 'em) If you obssess or even like Ikarishipping just a little, copy & paste this in your profile! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile I defend Brendan Birch! The image some people have created of him has destroyed what he really is! (I don't like him, but his image is really distorted.) If you defend Brendan Birch, copy and paste this onto your profile, please. If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile --Girls-- --are-like-apples-- --on-trees.-The-best-ones-- --are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.-- --The-boys-don't-want-to-reach-- --for-the-good-ones-because-they-- --are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt- --Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples-- -from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good-- -but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think-- -something's-wrong-w/-them-when-in- --reality-they're-amazing.-They-just-- --have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to-- --come-along,-the-one-who's-- --brave-enough-to-- --climb-all-- --the-way-- --to-the-top-- --of-the-tree.-- .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (do you see a ribbon? cuz i don't...) (\_/) (")_(") SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! GIVE HIM FOOD AND WATER AND A HOME!!/( )_( )\ home!! (")_(") \--/ food and water. I SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! (If you want to support the bunny look on flamesoul's profile!) If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere. If you like blue copy this to your profile. if you absaloutly LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile. If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate it when people think Drew's gay or a pervert copy and paste this to your profile. 3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile. 5) if you're dissapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile. 7) If you like my stories (at least one) copy and paste this to your profile. (i copied this from shadow!) 8) If your neighbours came to knock on your door and ask for candy copy and paste this to your profile. 15) If you got bitten by fire ants copy and paste this to your profile. 16) realize you missed number 6. 17) If you're mentally smacking yourself copy and paste this to your profile. 18)If you're laughing your head off or just smiling copy and paste this to your profile. 19) If you just started laughing or smiling copy and paste this to your profile. (full thing on shadow's page) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did. ╔╗ ║║ ╔╗ ║╚╣║║║║╩╣ ╔══╗ ║╚╝╠══╦╦══╦═╗ If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy and paste this into your profile. :D If you enjoy pokeshipping but are a MUCH bigger contestshipping fan copy and paste this into your profile If you are obssessed with ikarishipping, copy and paste this into your profile! RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" yeah, i am against flamers. i am for constructive criticism, though. if you want to copy and paste this, go ahead. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you hate sluts, wenches, bitches, and ,meanies, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (Mozart? Really?) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and againOh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped, copy and paste this poem into your profile. According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Tell the truth and run. Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. (Me: It's dangerous to trip down stairs! lol) Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted. If you think the following story is sad copy and paste it in your profile Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge . Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" | |||||||||||||||
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