Some things to know about me (your favorite writer! :P)

Name: Megan

Age: 16

From: America! (you rule if you said, fuck yeah!)

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Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to bad. Some people be bad to have fun others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time then put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile

If you have misspelled or have forgotten how to spell a word under four letters...put this on your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, put this on your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!

If you have ever tripped over you own feet, put this on your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Put this on your profile if your part of the 8 percent that would laughing their asses off

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this on your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profie

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile!

If you have ever T.V. and as soon as it went to a comercial you ask yourself, "what was i just watching?" copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, put this on your profile :D

If you have ever crashed into a wall when you were sugar high, copy this onto your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If your a procastion addicted idiot, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Bubbly

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Dead! (Haha xD)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Super Massive Black Hole (WTF?!)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Spaceman (I do?)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Halo (Duh of course it is)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Damage (Haha sorta x3)

I6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Dude looks like a Lady (OMG for reals?? O.O)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Lost (Too True)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Knights Of Cydonia (Whoo Hoo!)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Kissed a Girl (I swear I didn’t!)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Rehab (Mommy, why TT)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Let’s Get Retarded (Yes! Haha dances)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Get Out Alive (OMG I’ll be a zombie!)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Whispers in the Dark (Shhh no one will find out >.>…

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

I Hate Everything About You (Not really, I love you!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Just Like Heaven (-_- Only Sometimes)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Skin of a Killer (So do I have like two skins now??)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

The Tower (…Ouch.)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

All Nightmare Long (Uhh…)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Going Blind (o.O)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Never Wanted to Dance (I really don’t)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Death of Me (That Sucks -_-)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Brainpower (Thinking Hurts T_T)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

My Will (I can make them like me?!)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Dinner With His Family (Whose Family??)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

I’m Still Breathing (Inhale Ouch! Exhale Crap!)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Bubbly

Some Of My Favorite Quotes:

Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet?

- Edward Twilight

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

-Groucho Marx

I find your lack of faith...Disturbing.

-Darth Vader Star Wars

Evil Beware, We Have Waffles.

- Raven Teen Titans

Well thank you for reading my long profile. Congrats you have no life :P Just kidding! R&R my stories!

P.S. If you want to talk you know my FF, my Fiction Press is Sinful Vixen, and my Tumblr is wonderbrain.tumblr.com