Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Ducks, Final Fantasy VII, Lunar: Eternal Blue, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, That 70's show, Newsies, Pirates of the Caribbean, School of Rock, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

This be my el profile. I am Funkiechick and I have reddish hair which fits my baddish temper. I also really love music of all shapes and sizes, and all that creative stuff.

Ships:

-Harry Potter-Ron/Hermione (And I liked them before the fourth book even came out. Thanks very much.)
-Harry Potter-Harry/Ginny (I have a theory when he likes her, she wont care no more.)
-Radio Free Roscoe-Rily (Ray is the epitome of my true love. Lily is cute. They are cute together.)
-Newsies-Spot/Race (My fave ship. B and I invented spracecake so this way we can eat the slash goodness and all that good stuff.)
-Newsies-Jack/David (Sickeningly sweet. Christian Bale is in a league called 'godly' and I worship him.)
-Newsies-Blink/Mush (who doesn't? Enough said.)
-Newsies-(Okay, pretty much anything except for Jack/Spot. That just seems really stupid to me.)
-School Of Rock-Freddy/Katie. (Katie rocks. Freddy is a wild child. They rock the wild child.)
-School Of Rock Dewey/Ros. (Because it's too funny.)
-InuYasha-InuYasha/Kagome. (Duh.)
-SLC Punk!-Stevo/Heroin Bob (They would just be too awesome. And Matthew Lillard needs to be slashy.)
-That 70's Show-Jackie/Hyde (Who doesn't?)
-The Mighty Ducks-Guy/Connie, Portman/Julie (yeah, well. It's my childhood movie, what can I say?)

Fave Characters:

Ron Weasley (I can connect with him on the level of knowing what it's like to step back for people and let them rock while you kind of sit on a back burner.)
Racetrack Higgins (Max Casella rocks the everything, so Race is just awesome. Plus he smokes cigars and he's short.)
Doc Oc. (Alfred Molina is the only actor who's made any comic book character I like into awesomeness. Besides Danny Devito as Penguin.)
Ray (He's my one true love.)
Dewey Finn (Jack Black and I are engaged to be married, yo.)

Books:

Feeling Sorry For Celia
The Giver
Five Quarters of The Orange
The Perks Of Being a Wallflower
Pure Sunshine
The Shipping News
Close Range

Plays:

Summer and Smoke
Cat On a Hot Tin Roof
Death Of A Salesmen
Period Of Adjustment
Proof
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Musicals:

Fiddler On The Roof
RENT (who doesn't like RENT. Nothing is better than Adam Pascal screaming over-dramatically. "Ha-Miiii-MIIIIIIII!"
High Society
Avenue Q
Les Miserables
How To Succeed In Business...Without Really Trying
Cabaret

Movies:

(Let me note I love all movies. A lot.)

When Harry Met Sally
School Of Rock
Some Like It Hot
Wayne's World
Midnight Cowboy
Almost Famous
SLC Punk!
Wayne's World
It Happened One Night
Thelma and Louise
The Breakfast Club
The Man Who Cried
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Royal Tenenbaums
Midnight Cowboy
All About Eve

Good Comedy:

Mr. Show (Bob Odenkirk and David Cross babay.)
Jack Black
Jon Stewart (and the entire Daily Show)
Will Ferrell
Tenacious D
Adam Sandler (I don't care what anyone says.)

Stupid, stupid things:

Teen stars. They all suck, every single one. This includes Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Lil Bow Wow. I like Shia LaBeouf because he's an actor. Not a teen star. The different is vast. I don't think I used vast in the proper context there.
Math. Of all forms. Adding is for chumps.
Capitalism
George Bush and his two freeloading daughters
Selma Hayek trying to be Frida Kahlo and getting it aaaalll wrong
Most things

Songs:

Blackbird (The Beatles. My all time favorite song. Ever.)
For No One (The Beatles)
Needle In The Hay (Elliot Smith)
These Days (Nico)
My My, Hey Hey (Neil Young)
Old Man (Neil Young)
The Lemon Song (Led Zeppelin)
Bells On (Sloan)

Bands:

Sloan
Led Zeppelin
The White Stripes
Sam Roberts
The Allman Brother's Band
Hot Hot Heat
Weezer

Video Games:

Final Fantasy 7-10
Suikoden II
Grand Theft Auto II and III
Grand Theft Auto Vice City
SSX
Coolboarders 1-2
Legend of Dragoon
ShadowHearts
Xenogears
Xenosaga
and more

Now I am listing my fics because lookee up there, I'm talking too much.

One-shots - finished -

Living In This (Radio Free Roscoe, general) The gang at a party. Travis and Ray coming to terms with things and not getting out of the situatons any better then when they started.

Not At All Savvy (Pirates Of The Caribbean, Jack/Will). I like this fic. I do. Comedy. Fun. Jack enlightens Will about how pretty he is.

Finally Clued In (Newsies, Blink/Mush). Not bad. Blink comes to his senses.

Major Blink (Newsies, Blink). Wrote this for last summers Blink week. Blink is a closeted genius.

Cloudy (Newsies, Spot/Race). I kind of like this one. Despite my bad grammar. Just Race and Spot angst/love

His Banner (Newsies, Jack/David) I like this one too, despite, once again, bad grammar. David comes to terms with how he feels about Jack. And passes out. And Race sings on a table.

Needing A Moment (Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie/Gordo). I'm not-so secrely ashamed of writing this. Because I hate Hilary Duff. But Gordo is just too tempting. Just lame fluff by a campfire.

When He Can't Sleep At All (That 70's Show, Jackie/Hyde) I like this one. Because I think I got both of them in character pretty well. Jackie comes to sleep in Hyde's room after she's abandoned and her dad's been arrested, and Hyde is in denial.

Don't Ruin The Fireworks (Final Fantasy 9, Zidane/Garnet) I have deep affection for this terribly grammared fic. Zidane wonders why Garnet is so pissed off at him when he tries to move to second base. Freya reminds him that he's stupid.

About Time (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Harry tells Hermione to make the first move with Ron because everyone is sick of their avoiding.

Chicken Isn't Laughing (Final Fantasy 8, Zell/Rinoa friendship) Zell is being a crybaby. Rinoa snaps him out of it.

Backflyer (The Mighty Ducks, Ken angst) Ken broods about how alone he is all the time.

We're Making Progress (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) Harry decides that trying to not lust over Ginny is a pretty useless idea.

Do You Want To Know A Secret...? (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) What? A younger girl has a crush on Ron?...is she sick? Hermione gets jealous.

The Deceased Understanding (Harry Potter, Harry angst) a really crap Harry angst. REALLY crappy. Harry broods about mom and dad.

I'll Wait Until She Will (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue, Nall/Ruby) Nall hates unrequited love, so he whines about it.

I Wanna Walk You Home (Final Fantasy 7, Reno/Tifa) The idea that Reno and Tifa were friends before the game started. HAH. Reno wants Tifa. Not so much of a hah.

Wonderful Now (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron figures out, with help from Harry, that he loves Hermione

He's Working On It (Harry Potter, Weasley family fun) Bill helps Ron sort out his feelings. Brothers needle Bill because he can't get settled down. Fun. Kinda bad.

Never Noticed (Harry Potter, Fred/Hermione) Hermione and Fred sit and talk and realize something. Then they let it go.

A Perspective (The Mighty Ducks, all ducks) A really bad fic where Portman is OC and everyone is dumb.

Hide and Seek: And They're All Insane (The Mighty Ducks, all ducks) Where Funkie is being weird and the results are a bunch of ducks tied to a tree.

Kinda Mad (The Mighty Ducks, Guy/Connie) a mediocre fic with a mediocre plot where Guy is jealous of Dwayne.

Intertwining Glass (Harry Potter, Sirius) a bad fic where Sirius angsts

And She Cried (Harry Potter, Harry, Ron, Hermione friendship) a stupid fic where Hermione cracks under pressure and cries, hense the stupid title

Lecherous (Harry Potter, general) Ron is a pervert and everyone calls him on it. I like this one.

Microwaved Eggs (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron tries to use Muggle appliances. I tried to hate this bad fic but can't. Because Ron is cute with Muggle appliances.

Pondering (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron whines about Victor Krum. Internal monologue. Is okay.

-Incomplete Long Fics: -

The Romeo and Juliet Thing (School Of Rock, Freddy/Katie.) Based off of Romeo and Juliet. Am re-writing a very bad Part 6. Is on it's way.

Concerto (Newsies, Spot/Race) Have to re-write the whole thing. Will be long time.

Breaking Hazel: Guy Germaine (The Mighty Ducks) am working on it. Really. Part a million.

Thoughts: By Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, Jackie/Hyde) doubt I'll ever finish it.

Fic Ideas:

Playing A Favorite (A Jack/David that is done but I haven't submitted yet. But will. David figures out who Spot has a soft spot for, and he also learns a bit about Jack and his feelings for him.)

A long going Jack/Will for Pirates, where Elizabeth dies and Will is an angsty wreck.


And now without further adu...

EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE WRONG

My joint fic with the wonderful and amazing B. We write it together. We love it, and I love her.

Now for some quotes:

"Feet, what do I need you for, when I have wings to fly?" - Frida Kahlo

"Well, there's this man and he's just kind of faceless..."
"Faceless man, got it."
"He RIPS off my clothes."
"...And?"
"And that's it."
"A faceless man rips off your clothes and this is the sexual fantasy you've been having since you were twelve."
"Well sometimes I vary it a little."
"What?"
"What I'm wearing."
"..."
"What? What?"

-When Harry Met Sally

Robbie: Tell us Kim, do you always talk in the third person?
Ray: Kim doesn't understand the question!

-Radio Free Roscoe

"How come Andy gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up...it'll be ANARCHY."

-The Breakfast Club

Stacey: Aren't you gonna open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.

"Ribbed for her pleasure. Eeeeeeeeeew."

"Have you seen this boy?"
"AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

-Wayne's World

"Wildcast was kind of an...obsolete venacular. Wildcat...wildcat...pchew pcheeewww...I'm gonna go."

-The Royal Tenenbaums

"CHIMPS, I'm working with CHIMPS."

"I'll be singing and dancing in my trailer."

-Summerstock


Aaaanndddd, I'll add more later. I'm outta here like WILD fire.