Hi my name is Robin.
I am an incredible geek and i get bad grades...so i geuss im just a dumb geek who likes to read and write but still finds the spelling of because hard ( i have to say be-ca-use in my head to get it right). I also read awry as aw-ry for about 5 years. I geuss your wondering why im on a website that all the clever people visit, or at least the people who rule at English (which i don't). Its because in my head i make little stories and its fun writing them down so i never forget them. And sometimes its fun to get fried by critics and award winners and authors, it could get me an A level?
Well the short and short of it is what am i on about?? I don't go to all this trouble to put myself down normally i think im just trying to sound humble. I just sound like a prat. Sorry.
So read the rubbish i write and try to look beyond the missing 't's (broken key board) and the bad grammar and plots and try to kid your self that im really just a 6 year old instead of knowing the sad truth. And hears a little thing to make you think...
A man was drowning in a river, another man sailed passed in his boat and said 'hey do you need some help?' and the drowning guy replied 'no God will save me' then another man sails passed and askes him the same question and he once again says 'no God will save me'. So the guy dies and he's in heaven and he askes God 'why didn't you save me?' and God replies with a kind loving smile and caring eyes 'I sent you two boats you idiot'
It was in the pursiut of happiness (in case i need a disclaimer)
Sometimes i go a little out of control with my rhymes ( now im pretending to be Eminem. Actually the idea of Wyatt and Chris...its just doesn't work for me, then neither does Bianca and Chris. Only because i love him with a passion, and in my mad gerbil brain i am secretly his secretary whom he has an affair with constantly. Yeah i know, im a loser. But hey aren't we all embracing the loser within. Come on, we're reading and writing fan fics!! I mean theres a reason why we never show our really names. looks at name Damn.
Well i think i have succeded in making this whole biography sound increibley sofisticated. Thats a sad sad lie. Thanks for your time.
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