Hello. And welcome to my profile.
Either you are geniuinly interested or you made a wrong click.
...bets on the latter?
Well, if you are one of the straaange people who wants to know more about moi, the author of such stories as (insert random story you read here), then "HI", and thanks for one more profile view!
My name is A Rose By Any Other Name36, but that's a bit of a mouthful, so you can just call me Beth. I am a 14 year old girl who loves to write, and is looking to improve...NOT FOR CRITISM. You flame me; I put out the fire before going to cry in a cornor, rocking baaaack and foooorth, baaack and foooorth, baaaaack and fooooorth...
Anyway..
I have an identical twin sister on this site, called Maddie, but you can refer to her as Queen of the Weevils. To annoy her, call her Queen of the Weebils xD. DO NOT call her your Majesty; her ego would go OFF. THE. SCALE.
Queenie and I live in Gothenburg, Sweden, but we are not Swedish. HELLZ NO. We are a cazillion percent English, and proud of it, so THERE!! Anyway, although I adore writing, I plan on doing something more...dramatic with my life, if you get the gist ;). I am also proud beta to TheNextRoseTyler, who you can read more on further down...
Actually, you can read a lot of interesting stuff further down...
Before I sign off and leave you to enjoy the rest, here are some gorgeous guys who are...gorgeous. And mostly Scottish. YUM. (Credit for the idea to Donna, me thinks?)
~ David Tennant...obviously. God! xD
~ John Barrowman, because because because... :P
~ The Joker, ... is it weird I think he's handsome but not so much Heath..?
~ Colin Firth, the best of British, me thinks? Or one of.
~ Ewan Mcgregor, he's just so CUTE in "Moulin Rouge!"!
~ Johnny Depp, well...yeah! SWEENEY!! xD
Right now, as I HAVE mentioned, my obsession is "Doctor Who". David Tennant is EASILY the best-iest Doctor out of the...2 I've seen. Counting him. Though Chris Eccleston was alright. He was wonderfully sarcastic :). And, after a long, inward, WW2-style battle, I have deemed Catherine Tate's Donna Noble my favourite companion, with Billie Piper's Rose Tyler following close. As much as I love Rosie-Posie, Donna PWNS. With her bravado and her "Spaceman" calling. YAY ATTITUDE. And she didn't fawn over the Doctor - still am figuring out how she managed NOT too, but whatever. HA. She'd better be back or I AM writing RTD an angry letter!!
And, much, I'm sure, to the horror and shock of my good friendy BlazeElemental, Jenny (the Doctor's daughter) is quickly working her way into my affections. She's kinda cool.
And for the record, I'm blonde. Naturally. Surely that's excuse enough for my mistakes.
Favourite Pairings
"Doctor Who"
Jack/Donna
10/Rose
10/Donna
10.5/Rose
10.5/Donna
Mickey/Rose (I know, I know...)
Tom/Martha (so canon...so un-me, but ah well)
"Sweeney Todd"
Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett
Judge Turpin/Beadle - 3 words. Meant. To. BEEE.
"Hairspray"
Penny/Link
"High School Musical"
Troy/Sharpay
Ryan/Gabriella
"Torchwood" (cos I can!)
Owen/Tosh (OMGOMGOMG SO CUTEEE!)
Jack/John Hart (Just cos I heart John. xD)
Jack/Ianto
Gwen/Rhys (again, sooo canon...)
Gwen/Owen (not as cute as O/T but whatever.)
I thought this was funny so I robbed it from my sister. ;)
Fill in the list below with characters from any fandom, then answer the questions. Don't go changing the order when you read them!
Okay, I'm gonna try and put these in a really random order, seeing as I don't know what to expect for the questions.
1.Donna Noble. 2.Rose Tyler 3.Martha Jones 4.10th Doctor 5.Reinette 6.River-Song 7.Mickey Smith 8.Jackie Tyler 9.Wilfred Mott (SQUEE.) 10.Lance Bennett 11.Captain Jack Harkness 12.The Bug on Donna's Back xD
Questions and my answers:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
River-Song/Captain Jack Harkness? O_O WHY WOULD I SUBJECT MY LOVELY JACK TO THAT?? -cries-
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
10th Doctor? David Tennant? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyes.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The Bug on Donna's back gets Jackie Tyler pregnant? Half-bug, half-...Jackie? Wellllllllllllllll...oh, the places my imagination is taking me...lots of "WTF"s and "IHEARTABUG FTW"s and maybe the odd "...I'm just a bug, I cannot speak.".
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Wilfred Mott? Donna's grandad? OMG OMG OMG WE LOVE WILDRED!! xD xD HE'S SOOOOO COOOOOOOL! So ya.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rose Tyler and River Song? ...no? OMG.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Reinette/Wilfred or Reinette/Lance? Probs. Reinette/Lance cos I like Wilfred (see q.4 for proof).
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Mickey Smith walks in on Rose Tyler and The Bug from Donna's back having sex? ...hmm... ;) Threesome? Nah... :
Mickey: JESUS CHRIST!!
Rose: Mickey! It's not what it looks like!! -uses blanket to cover up-
Mickey: You picked the BUG over ME??
Bug: ...meep.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Martha/Lance? Oooh... Summary: The Doctor misses Donna terribly after "Journey's End", so Martha has a plan to help him get her back. She makes him take her back to when Donna could've turned left or right. Donna turns left; as does Martha. They both get jobs at HC Clements, but Martha has caught the eye of Lance, not Donna! Donna goes on to take Martha's place for Series 3 (by the Doctor tricking his past self into meeting her) while Martha handles Lance and the spider xO. Too bad she seems to be falling head over heels for him...and judging by the fact he's voluntarily down on one knee, maybe he kinda likes her too?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Donna/Jackie? Oh goodness gracious me... -has aneyrism-
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Title: "The Tin Dog & The Bug"
Summary: Set before "JE". Mickey is depressed; he has lost Rose, he's trapped in a parallel universe, and his grandmother is writhing away before his eyes. Then he sees a beetle one day. Not just an ordinary beetle; a special beetle! This beetle is from another universe, and it is also depressed. It has failed in its one duty. To make Donna Noble turn right not left. Can two completely unrelated characters cheer each other up? Maybe...maybe not.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
The 10th Doctor wants to deflower Donna Noble? Hmm...I'm assuming ginger time-babies are off limits, comprende? RIIIGHT.
Plot: AU. Donna didn't create a two-way biological metacrisis; it was only one way. She took on all the regeneration energy, and changed completely into a Time Lord. Intellegent, two hearts, the whole enchilada. The Doctor realises this is his chance; the only thing missing from his cunning plan to repopulate his species was a female Time Lord, er, Lady. And now he had one! It would be strictly for repopulation anyway, so it didn't matter if they weren't in love. Umm...too bad she's not very keen on the idea. And too bad it seems he is falling in love with her...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Martha Jones, er, het? And "het" is? "SMUT"?? Eh, I dunno...
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Captain Jack Harkness? Well, DURRRRH. He's only one of the cooliest characters.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Rose Tyler/10th Doctor/Reinette? ...no. Really, really, really, just...no.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Lance Bennent? "SPIDER"? Me reckons he would. ;)
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Jackie Tyler? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...me no-no? xD
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Donna/River-Song/Bug... "WARNING: There is a giant Bug. There is a archaeologist no-one likes. There is Donna Noble. And I reckon I must be high on meth? ENJOY-A-LOY!!"
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Lance on Rose? Hmm..."You don't have 8 legs, but you'll do, baby! ;)"
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Reinette? Er...
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
River-Song? Eiiiiiither...her blue book? Sonic screwdrivers? Pretty boys ;)? Or, the obvious. HANDCUFFS.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Captain Jack shag Wilfred? Well, I'm 99.8percent he would shag anything that moves, so he'd be sober. And Wilfred...oh, Wilf...drunk? Sober? Dead?
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Martha Jones and Mickey Smith? Oh, HEAVENS ABOVE, a somewhat normal pairing! -HALLELUJAH- And, I'd say...Mickey?
23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?
"Donna and Wilfred are in a happy relationship until Wilfred runs off with the 10th Doctor. Donna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Captain Jack and a brief unhappy affair with the bug, then follows the wise advice of Reinette and finds true love with Martha."
Title: "Human-Sex, Incest-Sex, Captain Jack-Sex, Girl-Sex And Bug-Sex...Donna DOES Have A Fun Life, Izzit?"
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Mickey/Jackie? Nah, mate, I reckon it IS canon already! ;D I mean "I'm gonna miss you the most"? From "Journey's End"? Feel the Mackie love? LOLLL.
Beth & Donna (TheNextRoseTyler)'s Super Cool Beta-Traditions!:
Beta-ee: TheNextRoseTyler A.K.A. Donna. (:. My first beta-ee, a super-duper writer, and someone who I can have a laugh with when I'm feeling down xD. Anyway, this section gives you a little behind the scenes peek at what chaos goes on when she's writing a story I'm beta-ing. We'll call it "Don't, Just Don't" Confidential. So, our crazy traditions whilst DocXing new chapters to each other:
1) Hamlet-moaning: Donna thought she might be going to see Hamlet at the theatre (With him in it!), then it turned out she wasn't going too. Thankfully she's over it now, but there was a time when she'd do nothing but complain about it to Beth. I'm surprised I didn't report violation on her, LOL; this just had to go in.
2) Tennant-obsessing: How FIT is David Tennant?! Cor... Just a little extract from our many, many, MANY discussions about the sexiness of TV's favourite Time Lord. We both plan to a) stalk, b) abduct, c) snog the face off and d) marry him. Yes, in that order. Yes, both of us. There were too many arguments over which of us would get him, which resulted in a "Well I've got the same initials and the names of two companions!"-"Well I've actually seen him in person!" match, so we're happy to share. For now. (Donna does Mr Burns' shifty eyes)...
3) Saluting: It all started with a salute at the end of a document description from me, to which Donna responded "No salutes!" and its escalated. Now there's generally a huge (or tiny) salute, followed by some form of tropical fruit being launched at head with catapult or similar. Good times...
And last but by no means least...
4) The game is on again, A lover or a friend. A big thing or a smaaall, the winner takes iiit AAAAAAAAALL!! Dun Duun Dun DUN Dun Dun... If you haven't got it yet, it's our ever-faithful ABBA obsession!! Since Mamma Mia!, we've both been hooked, now every Document transfer is scrupulously accompanied by a line of lyrics from the Swedish band that everyone loves. Shall we have one now, just 'cos? If you change your MIND, I'm the first in line. Honey, I'm still freee, take a chance on meee. If you need me, leet me know, and I'll...
Check out lovely Donna's profile!! (She thinks I nicked her quiz thing, but I could've gone back in time and done it first... ;D)
Randomers I Have Seen In The Flesh Who Are Somewhat Famous XD (I didn't have a life til 2002/03)
2002 or 2003 - Britney Spears in concert. Don't say anything.
Feb. 2006 - Kelly Clarkson in concert. WHOOP.
Summer 2008 - David Tennant in "Hamlet". I love my life :)
Summer 2008 - Patrick Stuart in "Hamlet". Hee-hee, and I'm not even a Trekkie. xD
Summer 2008 - Catherine Tate in "Under the Blue Sky". Hahaha, such a cool play. ;P
Summer 2008 - Bernard Cribbins (Wilf in "Doctor Who"), Jacqueline King (Sylvia in "Doctor Who") and their respective partners in the audience for "Under the Blue Sky" on the SAME FLIPPING ROW AS MOI. =3 =3 =3 =3
OMG MY LIFE KINDA ROCKS.
But now I live in Sweden... -.-"
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