Hajimemashite. Watashi no namae wa Carson Violet desu. Dozo Yoroshiku.

Woo-hoo! I'm re-doing my prof, because the old one was no fun at all! Boo!! -blows rasberry-

Here is what I shall tell you. I'm pretty sure I'm the shortest in my class, most all of my favorite foods start with P (no idea why, it just happened), those fave foods include pasta, pomegranites, peas, pringles, and peanut butter. And tacos. But that goes without saying. My hair used to be below my butt, but I chopped it off in a fit of start-of-summer insanity, and I'm now mistaken for a guy whenever I'm seen from the back. Oh, and I hate hot dogs.

In this world, there are several things I have a passion for. These things include:

1. -clears throat- Books. Plain and simple, I LOVE BOOKS!! YAYAYAYAY!! Because, let's face it, reality is sometimes very irritating. So, of course, I reject reality, and substitute it with a book. Much more fun that way. (Yay for Mythbusters! Science frikking rocks! Woo!)

2. Anime. God I love anime. I mean, EVERYONE has a cool frikking hair-do! It's like impossible to have a bad hair day! And! Everyone seems to have unnatural abilities! Which goes against reality, and is thereofre much loved! (see above)

3. Music. Honestly, the only time I don't listen to my iPod is during the hours that the restaurant I work at is open. As soon as 9 o'clock hits, BAM!! My golden little magic-maker comes flying out of my pocket, blinds everyone in the vicinity with its awesomeness, and procedes to block out all the rather unintelligent jabber of my coworkers. Yay! again. Just because.

4. Martial Arts. Bwahahahahahahahaha!! I don't really think I need to expand on this. Just let it be known a few nights a week are spent sweating in the local kenpo dojo.

5. Knowledge. Dear God, there are so many things I really wish I could learn, and there is not nearly enugh oppurtunity to get it all in. And yeah, I'm one of those people who happens to rather enjoy school. I know I'm weird. Occupational Hazard. -shrugs-

NOTE!: I'm also a beta-reader. If you have need of my services, please feel free to contact me.

QUOTES!

'According to a recent poll, Americans are the smartest people in the US' Bill Engvall

'The funny thing about writing, is that whether you're doing it well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the ways writing is different from ballet dancing.' John Green

'I keep it downstairs next to the snowblower' MIB II

'Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness' PotC 3

My friends:

Friend A: 'Dude...look at my pancake. It's sparkling...' -stares-

Friend B: ' Oh my God! It is!' -stares-

Me: 'What the hell are you two on?'

THINGS THAT NEED TO BE KNOWN!! As in, my fanfiction info.

Yo!

The Green Child: incomplete

SessKag. My current story thingy, and really the first multi-chapter fic I've ever written. Remembrance doesn't count. I work on this whenever I have a writing urge that I need to set free, hence updates are pretty sporadic. Ugh, maybe I'll finally get an update done during Spring Break. Bleh

Broken Wings: incomplete/hiatus

This little attempt at angst was originally supposed to be a songfic on Savin' Me by Nickelback. I dunno if I'll do more, I might if I have an urge.

Remembrance: incomplete/hiatus

This was my first, somewhat failed attempt to write a multi-chap fic. I will not continue it at this point. After I finish GC, I might go back, rewrite a ton of crap on the first few chaps, and repost it, and then work on it. Maybe, I may be doing other things at that point.

51 WTPOEC and 46 WTSIADL: complete

Yeah, these were great fun to write. I don't know if I'll do any more lists in the future. I might, it all depends on my mood. I'm glad people enjoyed them though!

Pineapple Sauce: not yet posted

Lovely name, eh? Anyway, this is a little story that I based off the musings of a couple friends of mine. I already wrote one version of the first three chapters, but I might demolish them and start anew. I guess I can spill the pairings now. Sess(ADULT)Rin, InuKag, MirSan. Oh yeah, I'm going CANON with this one! ... Well, really, it IS sort of a lot like the series, though it is most definitely an AU. Anyway, I have no immediate plans for this one, but I'll work on it eventually, probably once I get a bit farther with GC.

Now, those are the fics I write. But what about the ones I read? More specifically, fave chars, pairings, etc. Well...

First of all, fave anime:

Bleach
Fruits Basket
Code Geass
InuYasha
Naruto
Ouran High School Host Club
Blood+
Wolf's Rain
Chobits
Spirited Away
Princess Mononoke
Howl's Moving Castle

Fave pairings:

InuYasha
SesshoumaruxKagome - Best frikking pairing EVER!!
InuYashaXKagome
SesshoumaruxKagura
Sesshoumarux!Adult!Rin
MirokuxSango
InuYashaxSango
InuYashaxAyame
BankotsuxKagome
ShippoxRin

Ouran
TamakixHaruhi
KyoyaxHaruhi
MorixHaruhi
NekozawaxRenge (Yay!)

Furuba
KyoxTohru
YukixTohru
KyoxUo
YukixUo
YukixMachi
HaruxRin
HanaxKazuma
ShigurexAkito
UoxKureno

Code Geass
LuluxKallen
LuluxCC
SuzuxKallen
SuzuxEuphie
SuzuxNunnally

Naruto
ShikaTema
NaruHina
SasuSaku
GaaSaku

Bleach
Ulquihime
IchiRuki
IchiHIme
RenjixRukia
HitsuHina
HitsuxKarin
GinRan
SoifonxGrimmjow (YES!!)

Non-anime...

Wheel of Time
NynaevexLan (Yay!)
FailexPerrin
RandxAviendha
RandxMin
EgwenexGalad
GarethxSiuan

Harry Potter
HarryxGinny
RonxHermione
DracoxHermione
And, in the case of one and only one fanfic! Called the Three Portals for any who cares...
HermionexTom Riddle
Because in that fic, it totally rocks.

Fave Characters, in general.

Anime...
Sesshoumaru from InuYasha
Lelouch from Code Geass
Haru from Furuba
Tohru from Furuba
Kyo from Furuba
Kyoya from Ouran
Hitsugaya from Bleach
Urahara from Bleach
Rukia From Bleach
Haji from Blood+
Saya from Blood+
Tsume from Wolf's Rain
Kiba from Wolf's Rain
Gaara from Naruto
Kakashi from Naruto
Shikamaru from Naruto
Hinata from Naruto
Naruto from...Naruto
Haku from Spirited Away
No-Face from Spirited Away
Howl from Howl's Moving Castle
Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle

Not anime...
The Weasly Twins from Harry Potter
Luna from Harry Potter
Saphira from the Inheritance Cycle
Eragon fro the Inheritance Cycle
Alice from Twilight
Emmett from Twilight
Mat from Wheel of Time
Nynaeve from Wheel of Time
Perrin from Wheel of Time
Artemis from Artemis Fowl
Mulch from Artemis Fowl

And it is now 2:30 in the morning, and I officially have no brain So I'm going to leave it off here...

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals throughout the day.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

TP as much of the store as possible.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battfield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Take bets on the battle described above.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized cones.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive".

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Two words: Marco Polo.

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Ameagari