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Author has written 25 stories for Kim Possible, Power Rangers, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx SPECIAL NOTICE My writing time is limited at best. Rest assured, I am still outlining future endeavors, including one more 'chRONicles' piece, the sequel to 'MMManiacs, CREEPS, and Smoothies', and the long-awaited 'Robot Pandaroo'. I appreciate my loyal fans (both of you) for your patience, heart-felt support, and understanding. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hello... Please allow me to introduce myself. I am The Samurai Crunchbird® (of course, my birth certificate says Thad Marster, but I digress). You may also see the name 'Matthew Shrader' on some of my works. He's my best friend from a long time back. We basically have an understanding...In exchange for buying me the first computer I used for pounding out these stories, he serves as my 'rights agent'. Yes, I know this is Fan Fiction, where we base stories on the ideas of others. Still, any items I create on my own (unique characters, trademarks, etc.) are mine, managed by him. Matt is my agent over the rights to those items in particular. He probably figures when and/or if I 'turn pro', I will already have an agent in place to steer my path and collect his 'cut'. Yes, WE KNOW 'Thad Marster' can be an anagram for 'Matt Shrader'...and it freaks US out, too! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx For my first entries on this site, I created an epic story arc, 'So the Reality'. In 'StR', various characters from the KP universe were placed into different reality shows and game shows. If you wish to enjoy the entire 'So the Reality' series (ALL rated 'K-Plus')... One, you deserve a medal (or a CAT scan); and Two, be sure to use this chronology to properly appreciate the series as a whole: 'StR: Prologue' Chapter 1 'StR: Amazing Race' (The first chapter of 'StR: Prologue' was written into this tale as part of an 'Interlude' chapter) 'StR: Prologue' Chapter 2 'StR: Fear Factor' (It partially incorporates the corresponding 'Prologue' chapter, but not to its full extent) 'StR: Prologue' Chapter 3 'StR: Fifth Grader' 'StR: Prologue' Chapter 4 'StR: COPS' 'StR: Prologue' Chapter 5 'StR: Judge Judy' 'StR: Epilogue' For those who think the 'StR' series is copying Ran Hakubi's 'The Next Contestant' concept, check my review for Chapter 1 of that tale, along with the first date of publication for 'StR: Amazing Race'. While it seems like a contradiction, I am into writing fan-fiction, NOT plagarism! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx In short, I write because I like to write!! I like to make folks smile. I like to help them see xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If you think this is a long bio, consider this...It used to be three times bigger! I thank you for taking the time to read this bio. Your cookies are on the table over there. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Your friend in writing, The Samurai Crunchbird® | |||||||||
1. chRONicles: Wannaweep Woes reviewsThe tenth 'ch-RON-icles' story outlines the perils Ron faced at that infamous summer camp. It includes a parody of 'Hello, Muddah...Hello, Fuddah'. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-9-09 - Ron S. & Mr. and Mrs. Stoppable - Complete2. chRONicles: Paper Cuts » reviewsIn this ninth 'ch.RON.icle', Ron and his mother play a key role as South Middleton Elementary school prepares for an unforgettable Cinco de Mayo party. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-8-08 - Ron S. & Mr. and Mrs. Stoppable - Complete3. AngelStruck reviewsThis was a special request from a friend. It is a parody of AC-DC's 'Thunderstruck', dedicated to a fellow member of the Kimmunity, Neo the Saiyan Angel. I just hope she doesn't sic her bunny, Nekomancer, on me for this! ...Complete...Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-08 - Complete4. MMManiacs, CREEPS, and Smoothies reviewsUnrelated to 'StR' or 'ch.RON.icles'...In this tale, a song from the past stirs up warm memories of the day Dr. Anne Kelly first met her favorite rock group...along with a man named James Possible. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete5. When Good Times Go Bad » reviewsUnrelated to any other tales I have written. The tragic aftermath of an innocent party rocks the entire Middleton community. ...RATED 'T' FOR VIOLENT CONTENT... The loss of Ron Stoppable is mourned in 'Requiem for a Mad Dog'. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete6. chRONicles: The Great One Half » reviewsIn this eighth 'ch.RON.icle', Ron learns more about his father's past. Along the way, he discovers an extraordinary set of hockey gear that makes him a formidable 'Ice Kicker'. The conlusion finds the team 'Kicking Brass and Taking Names'. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete7. chRONicles: Be the Tea reviewsThe seventh 'ch.RON.icle'...AND my one-year anniversary in FanFiction! Ron makes a life-changing decision, and his father finds a unique way of convincing his mother he is making the right choice. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-26-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete8. chRONicles: The Mole Rat Cometh reviewsThe sixth 'ch.RON.icle' of the group. Oh, sure...You've heard the Rap...You've watched 'A Sitch in Time' at least a dozen times...But HERE is the TRUE story about the day Ron met Rufus. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-12-08 - Ron S. & Rufus - Complete9. chRONicles: American Dream » reviewsThis fifth 'ch.RON.icle' follows Ron as a cooking prodigy, competing in 'The 100th Agri-Con American Bake-Off' and creating a dish which becomes synonymous with his own legend. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,005 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 5-6-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete10. chRONicles: Uncle David » reviewsA relaxing bike ride turns tragic in this fourth tale of the 'ch.RON.icles' group...RATED 'T' FOR A REASON! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Ron S. & Drakken - Complete11. Free at Last reviewsUnrelated to 'So the Reality' or 'ch-RON-icles'...After their regular salon visit, Kim and Monique encounter a man who is giddy with the feeling of a great burden being lifted from his shoulders. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-15-08 - Kim P. & Monique - Complete12. chRONicles: A Taste of Talent reviewsIn this third 'ch.RON.icle', a four year old Ron discovers a talent that will serve him well for the rest of his life...and it has NOTHING to do with monkeys! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-4-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete13. Oh Yes! Yori! reviewsUnrelated to 'So the Reality' or 'ch-RON-icles'...This is an AU offshoot of the episode, 'Oh No! Yono'...Yori discovers her deeply rooted affection for Kim...In this tale, timing is crucial...RATED 'T' FOR A VIOLENT OUTBURST! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-1-08 - Kim P. - Complete14. chRONicles: A Tale of Two Games reviewsIn this second 'ch.RON.icle', Ron experiences the thrill of victory and the agony of...Well, you'll just have to read for yourself. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-21-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete15. chRONicles: Lunch Lessons reviewsThe first of, I hope, many 'ch.RON.icles'...independent short stories featuring Ron's everyday adventures before he started going on missions with 'you know who'. Here, Ron learns...and teaches...a lesson in lunchroom etiquette! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-08 - Ron S. - Complete16. So the Reality: Epilogue reviewsThe 'So the Reality' series began with a 'Prologue'. It is only fitting to have the 'loose ends' resolved with an 'Epilogue', complete with Yori, the Lorwardians, a 'new' Team Posssible, Monique, 'The Great Blue', and...TOSHIMIRU? ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-08 - Kim P. & Monique - Complete17. So the Reality: Judge Judy » reviewsThis is the Grand Finale in the 'So the Reality' series. Kim and Ron are being sued by the Lorwardians in an unusual courtroom...and their lives hang in the balance! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete18. Chance Meetings and Pasta reviewsUnrelated to 'So the Reality' or 'ch-RON-icles'...Tara and Monique have each found the 'Man of Their Dreams'...or so they think! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-10-08 - Monique - Complete19. So the Reality: Prologue » reviewsThis was the tale which launched the entire 'So the Reality' series. Before each 'StR' story was released, another chapter appeared here. Since the last chapter was the prologue for the Grand Finale--'StR: Judge Judy'--this 'story' is now...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 10-20-07 - Complete20. So the Reality: COPS reviewsFourth in the 'So the Reality' series. Pete and 'Willy', two of 'Middleton's Finest', respond to a burglary call...and all is not as it seems. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete21. So the Reality: Fifth Grader » reviewsThird in the 'So the Reality' series. After dating a hottie as a senior, saving the world on missions 'on a need to know basis', years of service at Smarty Mart, and tours of duty as a Marine...is Steven Barkin smarter than a 5th grader? ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete22. Mighty Morphin Power Reindeer reviewsUnrelated to any other story I have written...A new story is blended with a Christmas parody of the first 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' theme. Who knows? You might never look at the North Pole the same way again. ...Complete...Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-7-07 - Complete23. So the Reality: Fear Factor » reviewsThis is the second story in the 'So the Reality' series. Monique and Rufus compete with three other cartoon teams for a hundred thousand dollars in an episode of 'Fear Factor'. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Rufus & Monique - Complete24. The Big Day reviewsUnrelated to 'So the Reality' or 'ch-RON-icles'...Middleton prepares for the 'Wedding of the Century'. This is also my first attempt at a full story 'oneshot', a wedding story, and a post 'Graduation' story...all in one! ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-19-07 - Complete25. So the Reality: The Amazing Race » reviewsFirst full story in the 'So the Reality' series. This is an 'Animation All-Star' edition of 'The Amazing Race'. It features Kim & Ron, along with ten other teams of 'all-time' great cartoon characters, in a race around the world. ...Complete...Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,702 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete
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