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Jordana Kari
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since: 07-11-07, id: 1323265, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

Jordana Kari

I always suspected that Ursa was a decendent of Roku, and I can't believe it happened!

I am a girl. If you didn't guess from the girly pen name

I do not use the make up brand Jordana. I can't remember the last time wore make up.

I do not dress in any way like the anime character Kari. I wear very modest clothing.

I am a Christan

I am currently working on a sci-fi novel called Moon Girl, so if you happen to pick it up two years from now know that I wrote it.

I also plan on writing a Peter Pan Fan fiction based on the book instead of the sappy Disney Peter Pan. This society needs a lost boy killing Tinkerbell.

I am currently in high school, so please do not expect me to have all of the rules of grammar down pact and in use.

I also have a question for God. I see the justice in putting Eve through periods. After all she did pretty much stab you in the back, But what did the rest of us girls do to you?!

I like Chinese food

I do not support sex before marriage or homosexuality.

I am against homosexuality, and it's not a phobia it's an opinion.

I think sex outside of marriage is a mistake and will only lead to bad things.

The more bad things I see the more I fight!

If your want to fight me about this then read this writing piece.

Do more than spell check or "yule bee sari"

I like these fandoms.

Avatar the Last Air Bender

Artemis Fowl

Harry Potter

Pairings I love.

UrsaxIroh

ZukoxKatara

SokkaxSuki

AangxToph

Haruxsong

JinxJet

Spoilers for Harry Potter 7

RonxHermionie=I win!

HarryxGinny= I win

Pairings I can take and ship.

ZukoxSong

ZukoxJin

ZukoxToph

AangxAngie. They are just so cute in the Headband.

MaixZuko. Face it-a lot of maiko shippers were GRADE A JERKS when the kiss got out but Mai has proven herself above the cut of her shippers and has earned the right to be shipped with Zuko.

Pairings I hate. I only hate pairings because of the jerks who ship them and how many jerks that ship them.

Anything that is incest or gay.

Kataang

Stories I am going to write.

Counselor's Pet. Zuko goes to school in modern day and his uncle is the school counselor, so every time Zuko gets in trouble he has to see Iroh his guardian. People tend to think Zuko doesn't get punished for anything because they don't know Iroh is... well his guardian. That's all I have right now.

Wheelchair Bound The cast is reincarnated into modern times. Zuko was reincarnated into a boy named Zack who was born without the use of his legs as punishment, and he is hated. Aang was reincarnated into a basket ball superstar named Andy for his good deeds. Katara as a popular girl named Katie.Sokka as a soccer champ. Toph as a kick but boxer, who can see, named Tally.

I am a flexible and accepting person IF nothing crosses my moral boundries.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their -- off at the others. XD

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. (and we're proud!)

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian!

If you would die for your faith, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a conversation with your pet, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling

As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends

If you have ever suffered from "A.W.S." copy this to ur profile.

Too many people have died because of others needs of fame and fortune. If you care post this on your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.My grandma kicked its but three times. Go Grandma!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

A funny conversation with my Mom.

Mom and I are watching TV and we see the Commercial for fallen again. Only god knows how many times we saw it.

Mom: I see one more thing with wings I'll...

Me: Look a bird.( Pointing to nothing and smiling)

Mom: You are very cruel girl.

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I did not have the patience to make that heart. It's from Weirder Than You's profile.

WWJD

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1. Wheelchair Bound » reviews
The cast is reincarnated into modern times.Aang as a sports superstar, Zuko as a kid in a Wheelchair, and Azula as a homicidal squirrel. The world we see now on TV has become nothing their but myths and legends. This is the new tale. 1st ch is the deaths.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 10-24-07 - Zuko
2. The Ghost » reviews
What if Zuko had chosen not to hunt the avatar, and his uncle wasn't allowed to go with him. What if Katara had left the village in her self imposed banishment. What if they met in a town in the desert. AU. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 8-11-07 - Zuko & Katara
3. Smeltings and Hogwarts Collide » reviews
AU. Hogwarts is taking in muggle students to see if wizards and muggles can get along. Smeltings is one of the unfortunate schools, and Aunt Marge is chaperoning. Who knows what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 12-15-07 - Harry P.
4. Stronger Stuff reviews
I thought to myself "Potters Always make the same mistakes" when I saw Neville in front of the Dark Lord. I could never guess how strong he was, or how much stronger he was than me for that matter. Wormtails point of view. No ships, just envy. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-08 - Peter P. & Neville L. - Complete
5. In Freds Honor reviews
George honors his life with Fred at Hogwarts through his son, and while doing so he changes his son forever. Fluffish in some parts. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-08 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete
6. SixYear PLan » reviews
AU. Ozi has a plan and it went into action the day Ursa vanished.It will give the soldiers of the Fire Nation a reason to fight. Even an arranged marriage wont stop him. Maybe it was even in the plan from the beginning.I am deleting this and rewriting thi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Zuko & Katara
7. The Warning Note reviews
Sokka and Katara find a warning note that has to do with the Authors DUO MXWELL and LONGCATSHOOPDAWHOOP. It's basically my opinions about these two in the form of a very short story. People should hear them. Please just humor me. I know I am silly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-27-07 - Sokka & Katara - Complete
8. Night after the Kiss reviews
NOT SMUT.What happened the night after the kiss between Mai and Zuko. why Zuko was seen pulling a princess Ursa on us in that previews for season 3, and hope for a Zutara lover who saw the kiss between Mai and Zuko.one shot. No flames accepted!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-31-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
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