Ok, I've never looked at other profiles so I don't now how this is supposed to work. I just plan to put random crap on here. So don't be mad if it looks totally different.

(but be sad if it looks just like everyone elses)

Author Summery: Chemical-love lives in the state of Iowa and is 20 years old. I am currently in my third year of college. A perfict day to me is one of nothing but my computer, a two-liter of Caffine-free Pepsi, and my fluffy cat Sugar curled up on my lap. I like working out and drawing in my spare time but can be persuaded to nap instead. I have blue eyes and dark-brown hair (although right now I have red high-lights in it) and I can often be caught either discount-shopping or tripping over random things in parking lots and sidewalks.

Some random fun things to know about me... I hate onions but love onion rings, I dabble in fanart, I have a life-size statue of a horned-owl sitting on books set up next to my computer and his name is Arcamedeis, I like to listen to Aqua CDs, and I am a girl.

My Writing: I've been writing since I was in 5th grade and pride myself on it. Note: I do not pride herself on spelling, just writing; that's what spell check is for.I've been writing since I was in 5th grade and pride myself on it. Note: I do not pride herself on spelling, just writing; that's what spell check is for. I have just receintly finished my story Down in the Underground. I was wowwed by it's success since the characters are OOC thanks to it being AU. For the time being I won't be posting more stories (maybe an occasional one-shot unless something catches my fancy) while I attempt to finally work on my own origional works ( I hope you like vampires, other than just Twilight).

Please note: If you wish to use any of my characters (ex: Rogue, Creeper, Thax) I'm okay with it. All I ask is you let me know, tell me what story they're in so I can read and review, and make a little mention of it somewhere in the story.

See Sarah's wedding dress in It's Not Fair!

See Sarah's wedding ring in It's Not Fair!

In Your Opinion...

Everyone should try... to read my stories and reveiw

Bush should... Who cares we have Obama now!

Man's best friend is... a white fluffy cat

The reason Brad dumped Jen is... Jen was a self-absorbed witch

Every one should see the movie... the Labyrinth

Every one should read the book... Crimson Kiss (vampire book)

My test results:

Which superhero are you? Spider-man You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. (taken at www.thesuperheroquiz.com)

Which supervillian are you? Cat-woman With a troubled past and an upbringing on the streets you have learned how to fend for yourself through crime. (taken at www.thesuprheroquiz.com/villian)

Which Harry Potter kid are you? Ron Weasley The faithful sidekick, you would do most anything to protect your loved ones. It's time you got the credit you deserve. (taken at www.pages.prodigy.net)

What color are you? Green You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature. (taken at www.quizmeme.com)

What would be the name of your band? Criminals that Scream (taken at www.quizmeme.com) //I would so name it that! all I need now is a band...

What breed of dog are you? a king charles spanial (taken at www.quizmeme.com)

What kind of candy are you? baby bottle pop. Though you tend to whine and be a bit bratty, you are a sweetheart and everybody loves to spoil you (taken at www.quizmeme.com)

Current mood: Tired because it's late at night and I hav to be up at 6:25 am to go to work till 4.

Books I recomend:

Crimson Kiss, by Trisha Baker. Its about vampires; moreso about a girl who is turned by a very rich, powerful, and hot vampire. He becomes abusive though (but only when she mis-behaves) and she is caught up in a wirlwind of pain and pleasure as he makes it up to her in bed. She escapes him, but he comes back seeking vengence. (Note, due to this going out of print copies have become expensive and scarce)

The Black Dagger Brotherhood, by J.R. Ward. This is a story about five or so vampire males who are warriors defending their race. You can find it in romance because the books focus more on their romantic lives. You know it's going to be good when the vampires are built like Spartans and have names like Rhage, Vishious, and Zsadist! I highly recomend going on line and reading a trailer to these books.

Harry Potter, by J.K. Rowling. Do I have to say what it's about?

Dead Until Dawn, by Charliane Harris. It' a story about a southern vampire (Bill) and the waitress who can read minds (Sookie). the names arn't great, but it's okay for some of those more down to earth readers. A mystery and thriller as Sookie uses her powers to track down a serial killer with the help of her vampire boyfriend. What happens when her brother is the suspect?! Note, HBO made this into a series called Trueblood but it's NOTHING like the books.

The Bounty Hunter Wars, (Star Wars) by K. W. Jeter. It follows Boba Fett, the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, after he is swallowed by the scarlacc. I know what you're thinking, a book about his last thoughts. Let's just say it's after he's actually thrown up by the sarlacc. I thought it was really good, very clever.

Garfield, by Jim Davis. I know, I know. But the comics are just too funny to not mention. And who couldn't use a chuckle?

Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer. It's a really good story about a girl who doesn't really fit in until se starts dating Edward and hanging out with his family of vampires. it's a really sweet love story between a grl and her vampire and his struggle not to kill her. (I promise it's better than I'm making it sound) --lol I havn't updated in a while, but I read this BEFORE it was popular!

The Phantom; by Karen something. It's basically phantom of the opera from Erik's point of veiw, and includes his life leading up to that point. I read all 400+ pages in three days because I just couldn't put it down. it made me laugh and cry and by the end I had a whole new love for the story itself.

Movies to watch before you die:

-Phantom of the Opera (musical vrs.)-The Labyrinth -Mulin Rouge -Vampire Hunter D -Nightmare Before Christmas -Pan's Labyrinth -300 -The Producers - Gone with the Wind - Spawn (animated series)- Sweeney Todd- 28 Days Later- Ranma 1/2 (all seasons) - Rocky Horror Picture Show - Grease - Legally Blonde - Pitch Black - The Tenth Kingdom

One of the things I like to do is collect pins (the kind you wear on your shirt or purse). Here are what some of the ones I own say:

I Hate Wal-Mart

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly examining my prey

Let gays marry so they can be miserable like the rest of us!

I don't need to point out my best qualities. They stick out on their own!

I am loved

There's an evil monkey in my closet!

We're all mad here!

Saterday has a morning?

Your cell phone makes you twice as annoying

Parental Advisary

I don't need your attitude. I have one of my own.

I know what you're thinking. And you should be ashamed of yourself.

Happy 4th of July Everyone!