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So, about me. Ummm. What to tell? I'll start from the basics. I'm from England and I study Politics, Classics, ICT and Theology at College. Currently my favourite subject is Politics because it's great for debates and it is a stimulating subject. Plus my teacher is really funny and cool. I like him. From that I guess it can be said that I speak my mind but I'm not particularly in-your-face. I prefer to stay out of the spotlight and I guess I'm a bit of a loner. By choice that is. :) I'm not really a people person and often prefer my own company and the workings of my mind but I have no objections to anyone messaging me. In fact I encourage it. I'm... quirky I suppose although some call me insane. =D I enjoy art and love painting and pencil work. Art is definitely what I'm best at and I can safely say without being arrogant that I'm a good drawer. I also enjoy reading and will read pretty much anything that has a decent plotline and I usually have a least one book on the go. I'm pretty laid back and prefer to do my own things but when I'm roused beware, my temper will surprise you.

So to sum me up I'm a bit of a bookworm but I'm not an academic. I'm just very curious. I'm an artist and I have dark tendencies. I love music and play keyboard which I have broken unfortunately. Eventually I want to start playing the violin again but first I need a violin. My music taste is pretty ecletic but currently my CD collection is predominately rock/punk/metal. Notice I said predominantly and not exclusively. However I'm not a fan of rap. In fact the only rapper I like is Eminem. I do like some of the older dance music and some classical but opera does my head in. I read a lot of crime and fantasy books. My favourite drink is tea and I drink it by the gallon. Lol. You'd be surprised by how much I go through in a day. My sister thinks it's why I have trouble sleeping - because I have more caffeine in my system than I do blood. =D I'm a chocoholic and many people think it's a miracle I'm as thin as I am. Many of them think I will die from diabetes or a heart attack before I'm 30. I, for one, don't really care as long as I die in an interesting manner. Spontaneous human combustion would be cool. Lmao.

I speak a bit of Spanish and would love to improve it. I enjoy learning new languages. My french is limited though and my german even more so. Hopefully I can change that somehow. I hope to go travelling. I would like to be a diplomat and I think I might join the RAF with that aim in mind. I have no idea how to go about that so I feel a more practical route is in order rather than going to university but I still have my options open. As I said, I'm not really an academic and prefer practical things. I find it easier to learn that way. I love sci fi and drama. I love Stargate and Star Trek, CSI and CSI:NY, Torchwood and Doctor Who, Holby City, Andromeda and Bones. I hate reality TV shows like Big Brother. Hate, hate, hate. shudders I enjoy going cycling and I love sport but don't really have the chance to do much anymore sadly.

My family is very important to me. I live at home with my mum, brother and two sisters. My brother is the oldest at nearly 26 and my sister the youngest at 16. My other sister is 24 and I'm 18. My dad doesn't live with us but I still see him regularly. We are a strange bunch and have a very odd sense of humour but we all get on very well. We have 2 dogs, three cats and I have a tarantula. My sisters hate him but my mum and brother love him. I adore him.

I think that about sums me up and I wrote more than I thought I would but if anyone has any questions then just PM me. :) There is more to me than that obviously but that will do for now I suppose. My lifestory would stretch for pages and that would be without all the tiny little details. Lol.

I'm currently writing two of my own fanfiction, multi chapter ones unlike the drabbles I currently have up. I took down two of my fics and I'm woking of improving them and I am actually going to work with an outline this time. I messed up on quite a few plotlines last time and I didn't like how my fics ended up going. Completely not what I had in mind. So plotlines are important. :)

I like Challenges. Feel free to give me one if you want, I enjoy it.. :) I hope to publish my own original someday but I doubt I will be successful. I have no idea how to go about it but I will still try. I just that's another thing about me. I'm a bit of a pessimist. I guess I work by the rule 'expect nothing and you won't be disappointed.'

Read and post this if you believe that homophobia is wrong:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

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