UPDATE: 8/20/09

Hey everyone!

Well, summer's almost at an end, and school will be starting soon... AND, being the huge procrastinaor that I am, I have waited until NOW to start my AP work. Very smart, I know. Especially since I've SO much it's ridiculous. And on top of that, I'm taking an SAT class, so even more HW. Whoop-dee-do!

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I may or may not be on much anymore. Authors, if I miss a chapter, I apologize and will definitely make it up to you. As for my own updates, I am aiming to finish Curse of the Moon by 2010. Yup, it's no longer on hold! And I am determined to see it done. Guess we'll just have to wait and see how that goes. :)

And... that's all for now. :)
Thank you for reading,
~Des

youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=xxFireWarriorxx

name: yeah, not telling. (wink)

nickames: Destiny or Des

age: 16

gender: female

description: beyond gorgeous (lol) with brown eyes and straight but somewhat thick, layered, silky hair that goes halfway down my back. Naturally, my hair is black, but under the sun, it turns a very dark brown (I blame swimming). I consider myself average in both weight and height, but a bit on the slim side when talking about body shape. I have slightly tanned skin, and am usually wearing sneakers or flip-flops and all sorts of clothes (designer and non-designer, jeans and skirts, anything that'll look good on me). I look best in pink, red, and brown, and am pretty athletic.

personality: very loyal, impatient, a perfectionist, funny, a major procrastinator, cute (according to mis amigas), sarcastic, independent, understanding, a great friend, feminine (likes skirts, dresses, the usual girly stuff), but loves videogames! Oh yes, I'm also lazy, and you could say I'm also sporty to some degree. Oh, and of course: crazy and random (lol). I'm also extrememly honorable, responsible, and loyal. (see "element according to the zodiac" which is just below for more info about my personality)

where I live: somewhere on the northern east coast of the United States (cough, STALKER, cough)

nationality: American, although my race is Chinese.

sports: SWIMMING (the best sport ever!) and occasionally running

activities: playing the piano and violin, writing fanfics, and making vids for youtube

hobbies: writing, running, biking, reading, drawing, watching xiaolin showdown/princess tutu, hanging with friends, hanging on the computer, listening to music, watching TV/movies, being lazy, eating

loves: writing, reading, hanging online and with friends, watching tv, XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN, PRINCESS TUTU, the Shannara series, getting reviews!!

absolutely hates: bugs, dirt, bugs, mud, bugs, rain, bugs, make-up, BUGS!!

zodiac sign: Capricorn!

element according to the zodiac: EARTH!!
~Earth signs are practical but cautious. They are down to earth, can be stubborn (firmly rooted) and function best through the physical level. Earth and Air are opposite components of the MENTAL BODY. Earth is the practical portion of the mind and is concerned with tangible results rather than intangible ideas. Earth people are NOT abstract, and consider endless theoretical discussions to be a complete waste of their time. Those graced by an Earth Sign in their horoscope are practical, grounded and dependable. These folks aren't taking big risks, much preferring a sure thing. The Element of Earth also confers a sense of duty, responsibility and reliability to those in its sphere. These are the people you can count on to be there when you need them. Those influenced by Earth also tend toward caution and conservatism, in both desire and approach.

Yeah, I think that sounds like me! LOL =D

fave show: Xiaolin Showdown! (now and forever)

fave anime: Princess Tutu (I absolutely love this show. It's just so beautiful)

fave movies: Titanic, Star Wars IV-VI, Transformers (both movies), Anastasia, Pocahontas, Much Ado About Nothing, Dance With Me, Step Up, Step Up 2, She's the Man, Mulan, Aladdin, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, The Day After Tomorrow, Rush Hour 2, Rush Hour 3, Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, The Incredibles, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Ice-Age, Ice-Age: The Meltdown, Jumanji, etc. Too many...

fave books: My official number one favorite book of all time is The Talismans of Shannara by Terry Brooks. Other favorites include the rest of the Shannara series by Terry Brooks, The Cry of the Icemark and Blade of Fire by Stuart Hill, The Mediator series and 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU books by Meg Cabot, The Fear Street Saga by R. L. Stine, Prom Dates From Hell by Rosemary Clement-Moore, Haters by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, the Maximum Ride series, romantic comedies, fantasy/war books, Mythology by Edith Hamilton, etc etc etc... I LOVE ALL BOOKS!!

fave colors: red, white, and purple

fave animals: phoenixes, dragons, tigers, leopards, foxes, wolves

fave songs: yeah, I used to have a huge list but I'm changing favorite songs every other week, so I'm no longer listing them

fave artists/bands/genres: Broadway/Disney songs, Within Temptation, Cascada, Panic! At The Disco, Fall out Boy, the All American Rejects, etc. Too many...

WHAT I OWN (so please don't take without asking):

the monks' shoku attacks:

Rai: Shoku Dragon - Wind!
Kim: Shoku Phoenix - Fire!
Omi: Shoku Hydra - Water!
Clay: Shoku Titan - Earth!

shen gong wu:

The Senses of Bestia: whoever wears this necklace like shen gong wu will have very sharp and acute senses, like animals. For example, the sense of sight: You'd be able to see a mouse streaking in the grass below from the sky, like an eagle/falcon/owl does. (I did some searching and came up with 'bestia' cuz that's the latin form for 'animal.' Plz correct me if I'm wrong!)

The Silver Dagger: a dagger that is pure silver. It has two function: one is that it can cut through anything in a single graceful swing, and can puncture anything in a single stab (ex: it can be to used to enter any building. All the user has to do is stab the wu into a wall, then cut a square, remove the piece of the wall he cut out, and climb inside). The second fuction is to kill werewolves since the one weakness of a werewolf is that it can't touch silver).

The Shinko Illusion: a shen gong wu that when activated, allows the user to manipulate one's thoughts so that he or she is thinking what the user wants them to think. But the user must be careful, for this wu does not give them control over the person. It merely changes a person's thoughts and beliefs. Once that has occurred, the person will act on and live with those thoughts, believing them to be true, until the user calls it off. But the user cannot just plant any random idea into a victim's head. This wu's actually a lot like propaganda. It will distort the facts of a situation so that the person will believe what the user wants him to believe. But only in that situation.

the elemental swords: introduced in "Your Last Night," appears once more in "Tonight"

My OCs:

Kira: Kira (no last name) is the dragon of fire and stars in the fics "Your Last Night" and "Tonight." She is 16 years old in those stories, which take place in the sixth century AD (600 AD). Her best friend was Arissa (another OC (dragon of water) but not worth mentioning here) and they have trained at the xiaolin temple under Master Liu's teachings (another OC) since they were both two years old. She has rich, chocolate colored eyes and long, silky black hair. She is slender, and has skin pale like the moon. She is fun-loving, playful, warm, and full of spirit. And she is EXTREMELY loyal. Her only bad side is that she's so loyal she feels a deep need for revenge every time something bad happens to a friend. Her enemy (who she hates) is Chase Young, for destroying the temple at where she lived and killing everyone residing there.

Kendrick: Kendrick (no last name) is a sixteen-year-old boy who stars in my story: "Curse of the Moon." 1500 years ago he loved (and still does love) a girl named Karina, who is strikingly similar to Kimiko (in terms of phisique). To gain her love he foolishly accepted a curse that would follow him to the death. The curse was that he would forever be a werewolf. Now, in future, 1500 years have passed and a shen gong wu known as The Silver Dagger has been revealed and it is the one weapon that can kill him. This is how he's connected to the monks and I won't say anything else until I finish the fic.

Fave Couples!

Xiaolin Showdown:

-RaixKim - ALL THE WAY!! Need I explain myself? If you do need me to explain, PM me and be prepared for a LONG speech... lol!
-ClayxOC - I can't see Clay with any character from XS, but he is SUCH a sweet guy and totally deserves a girl!
-ChasexWuya - I rather like this couple. I think it's cute and they definitely flirt enough with each other throughout the show.
-JackxOC - Like Clay, I can't see him with any character from the show. But as one of the most awesome guys ever, he needs a special someone. :D

Princess Tutu:

-AhiruFakir - This is one of my most favorite couples of all time. Their friendship really grows throughout the second season until I believe that they really do love each other.
-MythoRue - Another one of my favorite couples. Rue truly loves Mytho with all her heart, and Mytho sees that, loving her with just as much compassion.

Favorite Quotes:

"Nothing is impossible. The word itselfs says: I'm possible. Impossible." - unknown

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Enthusiasm is the optimism that fuels life." - unknown

"It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story." - Native American Saying

"There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy, and its only reward is that it's easy. " - unknown

"Kindness in words creates confidence; kindness in thinking creates profoundness; kindness in giving creates love." - Lao Tzu

"You never know what happiness a single act will bring about." - Bree Abel

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain

"Shared joy is double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow." - Swedish Proverb

"To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world." - unknown

"When you are born, you are crying and everyone else is smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone else is crying." - unknown

"We could learn a lot form crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, others are dull, some have wierd names and all are different colors; but they all exist very nicely in the same box." - unknown

"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has." - Epictetus (c.55-c.135)

Memorable Xiaolin Showdown Quotes:

Jack: Well, I'm sitting on some pretty juicy info. It has to do with Jermaine, and it's not good.
Omi: (grabs Jack) I ORDER YOU TO SPILL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS RIGHT NOW!
Jack: (scared) WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?!
Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts.

Jack: This plan wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my showdown in the first place. (everyone stares at him). Wait... that didn't come out right.

Wuya: You traded the most powerful objects in the world for robot parts?!
Jack: ... I kept the Monkey Staff.
Wuya: (screams in aggravation and tries to hit Jack, but does no damage for is a ghost)

Blind Old Man: Perhaps you'd like to surrender now?
Jack: Perhaps you'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!
Wuya: He's blind!
Jack: Even better! Time to double-team Mr. no eyes! Ha! I'm on an evil rant now!

Jack: (doing a crossword) What's a four-letter word for idiot?
Wuya: Jack.
Jack: Perfect!

Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair. A true warrior shaves his head... Like me.
Chase: You could pour fertilizer on that thing and nothing would grow!

(After the Sapphire Dragon almost turned Omi, Rai, and Dojo to sapphire)
Raimundo: You think he'd be grateful that we rescued him from the volcano.

Wuya: Omi is in the past?
Kimiko: Yes. And now he's trapped there.
Jack: And it was ME who sent him back Wuya! I was really on your side all the way. Stupid Omi walked right into our trap. WHOO-HOO! Uh, you can let me go now.
Wuya: Forget it Jack. I'm not buying.
Jack: Really? Even if I whimper? (starts whimpering)

Wuya: IF they swear their loyalty.
Raimundo: C'mon guys! You won't BELIEVE the stuff she's got! Videogames, racecars, speedboats -
Jack: SOLD! You can let me go now.
Wuya: The offer's not for you Jack.
Jack: Boy, you really hold a grudge.

Omi: Jack Spicer! He who was laughing last laughs most loudly!
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence, is what we're gonna do to you!

Jack: (to Wuya) Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she?
Wuya: (gives Jack a death glare)
Jack: What? I just want to get my pronouns straight.

Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Omi: We must drill to the Earth's core, and flood the chamber with molten lava. Once it hardens, the spiders will be encased forever.
Jack: Peachy plan. Except whoever you send will wind up as toast!
Omi: (points to the Molar 2000)
Jack: No, no! You can't! I may be evil, but I have rights! And, uh, I burn easily!
Omi: As tempting as that sounds, I will put the Molar 2000 on auto-pilot.

Kimiko: (to Raimundo) I'm pretty sure something's defective, and it's NOT the orb.

Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean. It was... ME?

Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer!
Clay: I think the little fella means eat those words.

Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you're at the top of your rope, spoon over the wu!
Jack: (thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm...I know! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the wu! (opens jacket to reveal badge with "Super Genius" written on it)

Raimundo: How many Omis are there?
Kimiko: At least five. And Omi divided by five is...
Clay: Duller than a sack of hammers.

Omi: Oh yes! (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females") Females are easily frightened!
Kimiko: You're lucky you're cute, Omi.

Omi: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Check me in, my friends! I have severely trounced up and down Jack Spicer's buttocks! (Meaning he kicked Jack's butt)

Omi: We win! Say my name, Jack Spicer! Ooh, I have angry skills!
Jermaine: Mad skills.

Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me ... to victory! (Offscreen) I have no idea where I'm going.

(Dojo is heading for a cliff)
Omi: Dojo! Look in!
Raimundo: LOOK OUT!

(After receiving Elemental Shen-Gong-Wu)
Omi: Ooo! Mine is extremely icy!
Raimundo: You mean "very cool" don't cha Omi?

Omi: Raimundo, get the Shen-Gong-Wu. I will place a cover over your backside.
Raimundo: I sure hope you mean, you got my back covered.

Jermaine: You're not playing with me, are you?
Omi:: No, but I will if you want.

Dojo: Hah! Joke's on you Wuya, you broke the Reversing Mirror, 7 years bad luck. IN...YOUR...FACE!
Wuya: Actually, since it's the Reversing Mirror, it's 7 years good luck.

Dojo: Ugh, I haven't felt like this ever since the Heylin Seed's been unleashed, -GASP- THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!!

(Reading one of the ancient scrolls)
Dojo: Very interesting. It says here that Alexander the Great had 7 toes on one foot and 3 on the other.
Raimundo: What about Omi?
Dojo: Oh, I'm pretty sure he has 5 on each, but I've never taken a close look.

Raimundo: (hugging Omi) We were so worried. Don't ever run away like that again.
(everyone stares at him)
Raimundo: (blushes) What? I was worried.

Jack: I get to keep the Monkey Staff, right?
Wuya: I'll put this so even you can understand. You can either be my first loyal subject, or the first boy genius I destroy!

Omi: Do we look like we were born next week?

Jack: (Wearing Emperor scorpion): Fearsome Four, I command you to...laugh evilly. (Fearsome four laugh evilly) Now I command you to laugh evilly while hopping on one foot!(The Fearsome Four hops on one foot)
Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's go!
Jack: Okay, okay, but first... Fearsome Four, laugh evilly while, uh... tapdancing! (Fearsome four do a dance number, while holding canes)

Omi: These are lion claws. That's close!
Raimundo: But no dice.
Omi: Oh, dice. Are we looking for dice, too?

Raimundo: I have a question.
Master Fung: Yes, Raimundo?
Raimundo: I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? (They all stare at him) Umm ... we can talk later.
-later-
Raimundo: You know what I just realized? Master Fung never answered my question about the bed.

Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
Dojo: Where do you get this stuff?
Master Fung: I have a desk calendar.

Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil.

Wuya: You have done well, Jack.
Jack: Evil genius, well?
Wuya: Don't ruin the moment.

Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time!
Raimundo: You left out modest.

Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them.

(After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company)
Raimundo: (to Kimiko) Did I ever tell you you're my favorite monk?
Omi: I thought I was your favorite. (Starts to whimper)

Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader... of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack)
Jack: Cool! I guess that makes me Queen! (everyone stares at him) Oh, I mean King!

Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them!
Jack: Hey! Don't ever tell my robots what to do! ... (pauses) Guard-bots, finish them!

Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl!

Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it.

Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo?
Dojo: Look at his -- their hands. He -- I mean, they -- is -- are wearing the Ring of the Nine Dragons! This is a grammar nightmare.

Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want!
Wuya: Hmm; good point. (phases through Dojo)
Jack: ...NO! You can't leave me here all alone!

Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do.
Jack: Uh... can you give me a hint?
Hannibal Roy Bean: Just open the cage and let me out, you twit!

Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy.
Jack: (screams) Touch me, and I'll scream!
Wuya: You did scream.
Jack: Then ... I'll scream louder!

Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff.

Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength.
Omi: I do not need upper body strength, but I know someone who does ...
Kimiko: And what's that supposed to mean? Think carefully before you answer.
Omi: I was speaking of Jack Spicer?

Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
NOTE: Hannibal is hinting to Jack having Down's Syndrome, as DS is a result of the zygote created from fertilization having one less chromosome than normal.

Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING...

(After the monster disappears)
Raimundo: What can I say? He probably just knew better than to mess with me.
Kimiko: (bright eyed; about Raimundo's teddy bear) Or your woobie woobie bearsy wearsy!
Raimundo: I told you. His name is Ninja Fred, and he's only a good luck charm!

(Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.)
Omi: I wager the Orb of Tornami against your...self!

Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see?
Master Monk Guan: (screaming) THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!!

Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it!
Raimundo: (half asleep) Must be a bad dream.
Master Monk Guan: (screaming in Raimundo's ear) That means you, too, young prince! Move it, move it, move it!

Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison!

Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil!
Raimundo: (yawns) Are you sure it's great evil? 'Cause if it's just regular evil, I'm sure you can handle it without me.
Omi: Orb of Tornami!
(The waves then push out Raimundo out of the room)
Raimundo: Whoa! I'm up! I'm up!

Wuya: (About herself) Hmm... so much evil beauty. Not bad for 1500 years old.
Chase: (About Wuya) She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room.

Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.
Wuya: Our hands.
Chase Young: Wuya; I like how you think, I am most pleased.
Wuya: You could show me pleasure by giving me Shen-Gong-Wu...
Chase Young: I said I was pleased, not crazy.

Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time!
Old Clay: Well, we're not exactly the lean, mean fighting machines we once were.
Old Raimundo: First, you were never lean, and second, we're still Xiaolin Warriors! We fought together once, and we can do it again!

Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise.
Master Fung: That is correct. Only one would rise ... but not until you worked together as one.
Dojo: I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along.

Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see?
Omi: By relying on a friend we can't see, but who we know is still there!

Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon.

Chase Young: When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him.

Chase Young:It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will.

Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST!

Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny!

Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

Happy Bunny Quotes:

"Eat healthy. Exercise right. Die anyway."

"Life. Get one."

"Laughter is the best kind of medicine. So if you meet somebody with broken ribs, make sure to tickle them."

"All problems can be solved by letting a bear eat them."

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Unless it's about somebody who can't hear you."

"We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who will we laugh at?"

If you want a 4th season of Xiaolin Showdown copy and paste this in your profile, thanks!

If you want a Xiaolin Showdown movie, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you want a fourth season of Xiaolin Showdown, sign the petition at this link: http/www.petitionspot.com/petitions/xs (and then post this on your profile for others to see and sign!)

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. HAHA I SHOP THERE BUT MAN WOULD I NEVER DO THAT!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. OMG, too many times...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Ditto

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. It was at the entrance of a mall with my friends and after I did I couldn't stop laughing.

If you ran up a down escalator and down an up escalator copy this into your profile. It was hilarious!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. I don't know how on earth I did that...

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many times...

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Too many times... it's possible, you know!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh yeah! A million times!

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm just oblivious like that...

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. OMG! I can't believe I never figured that out! (smacks self on forehead)

If you know a video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. OMG! I was at my BGF's house and we were playing this Samurai game on his PS2, and there was this MAD awesome sword! IT NEEDS TO EXIST!

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Xiaolin Showdown, Terry Brooks and his Shannara series, Princess Tutu, Disney, and Anastasia!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many times!

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. I have a weird tendency to do that... like, zone out...

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. I'm usually not mean, but if it's funny and it's my friend, then...

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Lee, Krys, the list is endless, really.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. Heck yeah!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Totally and completely!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. lol, I have nothing against preppy ppl, considering I'm sort of a prep myself... just obnoxious and annoying ppl. Preppy is fine. OBNOXIOUS is not.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. You know who you are and I love you all to the max!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. I'm DESTINY!!

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile. Go me!

If you've ever challenged someone to a Xiaolin Showdown for something stupid, such as a remote or soda, copy and paste this into your profile. REMOTE CONTROL WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER!!

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY!! Those poor animals...

If you are one of the people without a boyfriend or girlfriend and lived, then repost this in your profile! Who needs a boyfriend?! Seriously. It's your friends you need. So long as you have THEM.

If you're single and proud, copy and paste this into your profile! Seriously, guys are sooo weird...

If you think that people (-cough- BOYS -cough-) act stupid sometimes (-cough- ALL THE TIME -cough-) then post this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If people say you are funny and annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D (WHO DOESN'T?!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. NEVER! UCK!! YUCK!! GROSS TO THE MAXIMUM LEVEL!

If you have ever yelled at a TV or computer, copy and paste this into your profile! Tons of times...

If you have ever threatened to throw your computer/laptop out the window, copy and paste this into your profile! Oh yeah, too many times to even count.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! ALWAYS!

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. I can't help myself... I'm an addict so natually, I can't stop... tsk tsk tsk... LOL=P

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, xxFireWarriorxx

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, xxFireWarriorxx

These have got to be some of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace or Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along."

~Eleanor Roosevelt

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Inpossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

~Unknown

My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see

I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
And not so ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I am all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I'm starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I went to a birthday party
but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
so I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myelf,
the way you said I would,
that I shouldn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,
sure to get home in one piece,
not knowing what was coming,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive
that I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me
like a hundred stabbing knives.

To my sister not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven to
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting very scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

Drinking and Driving - MAKE IT STOP!!

W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d

T w o L e g s T o W a l k

T w o E y e s T o S e e

T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n

B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?

B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e

W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d

"Relationships - of all kinds - are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is.The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost."

~Kaleel Jamison, The Nibble Theory

Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG
- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

-ADVICE FOR ALL YOU LOVE-STRUCK GUYS OUT THERE!!-

"Tell her how you admire her when she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Kiss her in the rain. If you want to be with her...

TELL HER."

~Icon from photobucket

Try And Read This:

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Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

Personality Test

Take your time with this test and you'll be amazed. Just four questions and the answers will surprise you. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.

"The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it is opened."

MAKE A WISH before beginning the test.

Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

Don't look ahead. Get a pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.

Questions:

1. Put the following animals in your order of preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

2. Write one word that describes each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea

3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors: yellow, orange, red, white, green

4. Write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.

Be sure your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below, but first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.

Answers:

1. This will define your priorities in life:
Cow signifies career
Tiger signifies pride
Sheep signifies love
Horse signifies family
Pig signifies money

2. Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implied your own life.

3. Yellow: someone you will never forget
Orange: someone you consider your true friend
Red: someone that you really love
White: your twin soul
Green: someone you will remember for the rest of your life

4. You have to send this message to as many people as your favorite number, and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

Thanks for taking the test! And don't forget to repost this on your profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN WHEN...

You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling.

You mutter "Wuya" Under your breath every time your teacher gives you a bad grade.

You're afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you.

Every time you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!".

Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami.

You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo.

You jump off again, thinking he missed.

You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi.

You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work.

You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo.

When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run.

You have pictures of a character all over your wall.

You have a crush on a character.

You write fanfictions on here about them.

When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv.

When you see a old bald guy you call him Master Fung.

You call Geckos Dojo.

You cuss out Avatar for "Copying" Xiaolin Showdown.

You draw the characters.

Every time you see a cowboy you smile and call him Clay.

Every short Japanese girl you see you chase after, ranting about Raikim.

You grab a penny, jump off the clip AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!"

You again blame Chucky Choo.

Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water.

You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital.

You named imaginary friends after the characters.

You sit and stare at pictures of Omi and have chats with him.

You plan on naming your first boy child Raimundo.

You tell your best friend to name her girl Kimiko, and then when they are old enough, arrange a marriage.

Call their wedding Raikim.

You have dreams about Raimundo/Jack/Chase Young.

Every time you bite into a cheese ball, you say "Take that, Omi!"

You call your brother's journal the Ancient Guide to Females.

You call all bald guys Sexist.

You nod your head at everything Katokat has written.

You repost this in your profile.

CURRENT PROGRESS:

Current Story: Curse of the Moon

On Hold:

-RaiKim Anthology
-Seasons of Love

Completed:

-Masquerade
-Reflections
-One With The Elements
-I Am In Love With Thee
-Journey to the Past
-It Is You I Have Loved
-Tonight
-Forbidden Love
-Waves of Love
-Your Last Night
-A Different Sensation
-The Return Of Wuya

just one thing to make clear: PLEASE don't take any of my story ideas or quotes or lines or ANYTHING that I've come up with! It has a name - plagiarism, and it's against the law! So please don't do so without asking first! Thanks!

© xxFireWarriorxx
~2009

Thanks for checking out my profile. Enjoy your stay here! :)