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since: 07-12-07, id: 1324281, Profile Updated: 09-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, Matrix, Firefly, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Heroes.

Yellow,

Name: None of your business but it starts with one of 26 different letters.

Age:1-1000. Yesterday I put on the Internet that I was born in 1180. It was a typo, but ya never really know!

Place where I hang my hat: Near an ocean.

Favorite Music: Broadway, Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Styx, Queen, David Bowie, Muse...You get the idea.

Favorite Movies: Oh dear. Do you want the short version or the long one? Keep in mind the long version is in Quenya. All order of movies is subject to change.

1. Transformers 2. Lord of the Rings 3. Phantom of the Opera 4. Star Wars 5. AVP and AVP-R 6. Labyrinth 7. Serenity 8. Alien movies 9. Pride and Prejudice 10. The Dark Knight/Batman Begins 11. Red Eye 12. Iron Man 13. Bewitched 14. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 15. The Scarlet Pimpernel 16. The Patriot 17. Matrix 18. The Princess Bride 18. Frankenstein 2004 Hallmark 19. Van Helsing 20. Pirates of the Carribean

Favorite Books: Lot more to pick from but I'll keep it to 10. Don't even get me started on Graphic novels and comics...

1. Phantom of the Opera. Worn out two copies!2. Phantom 3. Dean Koontz Frankenstein 4. Inheritance trilogy 5. The Princess Bride 6. Peter Pan in Scarlett 7. Twilight 8. Cyrano de Bergerac 9. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead 10. Fitzwilliam Darcy, Gentleman trilogy

Favorite TV Shows:

1. Firefly 2. Heroes 3. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. 4. Reba 5. Teen Titans 6. Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles 7. Batman: The Animated Series 8. Red vs. Blue 9. Gargoyles 10. Chuck 11. Star Wars : The Clone Wars

Least Favorites:TV, Movie, Book, ect..

1. City of Angels 2. Premonition 3. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 4. Sunshine 5. In the Name of the King 6. Jack of all Trades

Favorite Quotes:

"The world spins mad. The people are so intoxicated by luxury they forget everything that makes us more than house pets. Reason. Truth. Justice. Freedom. The human spirit is a shattered pane of glass – wrapped in soft velvet and soaked in sugary poison."

A Haiku by Deadpool: ' I hate broccoli

And think it totally sucks.

Why is it not meat?' - Deadpool

Didn't anyone tell you? I'm a riddle Dude.
I eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast -- I was born the original loose cannon.
--and I am one unpredictable Feather-Pluckin' Walrus!
Koo-koo-ka-freakin'-choo!" - Deadpool

Little Billy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. - Mr.Deem, Science teacher

" My mom always yells to me as I'm backing out of the driveway , She says : "Ya'll drive safe now!"...Well what's she gonna say? "Drive fast and take chances!!" Tim Hawkins

"A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two zoom modes, 'Up close and personal' and 'Hello, you're dead'. Sev, Star Wars: Republic Commando

'God in my laughing, there in my weeping - God in my hurting, God in my healing - Be my everything, be my everything.' Song: Be My Everything

"We shall rule over all this land. We shall call it...'This Land'..." Wash, playing with toy dinosaurs; Firefly
"We're not thieves... But we are thieves." Mal, Firefly
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see 'im." Jayne, Firefly
"To Jayne, the box-dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing." Simon, Firefly
"I got stabbed! Right here!" Mal, Firefly

"GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!" Hudson, Aliens
"My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are." Newt, Aliens
"Did iQs drop drastically while I was gone?" Ripley, Aliens
"We're all strung out, but stay frosty and alert." Hicks, Aliens

"Come with me if you wanna live." Kyle Reese, Terminator

"Very fancy." Brisco, The Adventures of Brisco County Junior

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Ash, Army of Darkness

"My peanut," Jack Sparrow, after killing himself for his peanut, POTC 3

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." Jack Sparrow

"And now for something completely different," John Cleese, Flying
Circus
"On my right, putting the case against the government, is a small patch
of brown liquid -- possibly the result of some industrial varnish. (to
liquid) Good evening." Eric Idle, "Face the Press"
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Evil Inquisition Cardinal

"Don't worry,we are still flying half a ship." Obi-wan-Kenobi, EP3

" It appears Miss Margret was right. Piracy is our only option." Frank, Sense and Sensibility

"We lost some of our money..beat..most of our money..beat..all of our money." Triple Espresso

"I give you the tragic yet hilarious story of Bombay..beat..I think he means Bambi." Triple Espresso

"That and the ever popular possum drop." Personal Quote

"I told the truth Lord ! How am I supposed to learn my lessons if you keep confusing me !?" Phillipe the Mouse , Lady Hawk

Fencing : Because it's fun to stab your friends.

"If I many lend a machette to your intellectual thicket..." Jack Sparrow , AWE

Bad footwork makes coach cry.

" Nobody tosses a dwarf !" Gimli , LOTR , TTT

"Nothing tra, la, la !" Jareth , Labyrinth

" Well, laugh !" Jareth , Labyrinth

"No, stop! Someone help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me !" Madmardigan , Willow

" Hey Gweedo, I get it now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. We need to get out of here before they release the marmosets. I get it now, cap'n likes you better 'cause he gave you more potatoes to peel. Gollum is like kryptonite. No wait that's not alive. Gollum is like Superman. No wait. Gollum is like tofu." My sister being weird, but this is the inspiration for my first fic and my name.

" 'Bout as decievin' as a low down dirty deciever." Jayne , Firefly

"The other day,I was somewhere terribly glamorous-Brent Cross, I think it was-and a guy came up to me and said, "I've blown your cover." Mattew Macfayden

'I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.' Woody Allen

'Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.' Robert Benchley

'Weather forecast for tonight: Dark' George Carlin

'My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing!' Emo Philips

'Oh, this could get awkward. Quick! Start a bar fight!' Barbera Jean, Reba

'Writing about music is like dancing about architecture' Laurie Anderson

'It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness, of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony.' Benjamin Britten

'Together, we shall rule the galaxy as ... father and ... marmoset.' Darth Vader , in my fic. It's coming ! I swear!!

"Right. You're a criminal mastermind! What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" "We made a perfectly good piece-" "What was the cargo Mal?" "...They were dolls." "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!" "Hey! People LOVE those!" Mal and Inara.Gotta love 'em! Firefly

"Hey, I've been in a fire-fight before! Well, I was in a fire...Actually I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." Wash, Firefly

"Oh! That was bracing! They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." Mal, Firefly

"It's not pinin', It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!" Monty Python's Flying Circus , Dead Parrot Sketch

" Keep your 'and at zee level of your aiz!" Keep my what at the level of my what!?" Madam Giry, Phantom of the Opera

"Must Surbibe Afloft!" Me, I have no excuse. My brain broke.

"Up Fransisco! Quick! To the Bat Cave!" Me talking to myself as I went to go retrieve my teapot.

"Chicken. Crispy." My Grandfather quoting a play...yeah.

" This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." Joker, The Dark Knight

"Stupid , shiny, Volvo owner!" Bella, Twilight

"Some people juggle geese!" Wash, Firefly

'I'm not quiet. I'm plotting!'

' If people were ment to pop out of bed, we would sleep in toasters!'

"It's never safe in the car!!" Chuck Bartowski, Chuck

"We could call you Waffle and say you were from Belgium..." Rory Gilmore , Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: What happened? The reception on the phone sucked. All I heard was "Rory" and "Chilton" and "Get down here." Whose butt do I have to kick?
Rory: We didn't go to breakfast.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Rory: We came here. They broke into the headmaster's office as the big initiation.
Lorelai: Ugh, those stupid girls.
Rory: Uh huh. Part of the initiation was ringing a bell. So, that's what I was doing when security showed up and they called you.
Lorelai: That's what you got busted for? That's it? Bell-ringing?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Were you at least smoking a Cuban cigar while you were doing it?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: No, I mean, "bad girl, how many times have I told you not to ring bells?"
Rory: interrupting Let's go.
Lorelai: continuing "They can dent, or scratch, and they make dogs go crazy. Who do you think you are, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Are you French? Circular? I don't think so."
Rory: I'm walking to the car now.
Lorelai: later Was it a big bell at least? - From Gilmore Girls

Taylor: Luke won't give out free coffee at the dance marathon You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down. -From Gilmore Girl

Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." - From Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian. -From Gilmore Girls

A Note to Anyone who Wonders When I will Update Any of my Fics:

As soon as I get over my horrid case of writers block...Don't you judge me!! You know you've been there too!!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. FanGirls and Delis reviews
HRG should have expected this. Really, he should have known better. Shameless self-insertion. Please R&R!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-2-08 - Noah B./HRG & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
2. Could You Try to Mime It Out? reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' My first Batman fic. R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-11-08 - Joker - Complete
3. Serenity in a Haiku reviews
The Crew of Serenity in Haiku form. Read. Review. Make a wannabe poets day!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
4. A Marmoset by Any Other Name » reviews
The Great and Powerful Authoress decides that Vader needs a holiday.Insanity insues when she throws your favorite entertainment icons and Luke Skywalker into the mix!.....My first fic I hope you like it!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 7-14-07 - Darth V. & Luke S.
5. Life in the Matrix reviews
Life can be hard, escpecially if you are Agent Smith. preMatrix movie. oneshot
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-07 - Smith, A. - Complete
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