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since: 07-13-07, id: 1324609, Profile edited: 07-01-08
Author has written 9 stories for Fairly Odd Parents, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Invader Zim.

I AM TIS! If this rings a bell you've probably been on Runescape. Besides the Point I am a Fairly Odd Parents fan I wrote Tootie's 1st 4 months of despair my first fic. Surprisingly good why? I write for my hobbies I am working on a finishing story to my FOP stories, but that's another thing. I am fancy and my next fic will have a cheetah as a cameo why? Cheetahs ROCK! Before I scare you out of reading anything I write and catch a barrel off of Niagra falls, I will tell you my favorite things. except for authors and stories it's classified. ;-)

Favorite movie: 300 (I'm a girl too!;-))

Favorite food: Pizza and Mr. Pibb.

Favorite BOOK: Firestar

Favorite TV Shows: FOP and Spongebob

Favorite Pie: None I hat Pie

Favorite saying: I LIKE PIE!

Couple: Timmy/Tootie Poof/Veronica (WTF?) Sandy/Spongebob

Things I hate:

Animal: Leopards

Food: PIE

Saying: Give one for the Gipper (What's a Gipper?)

Show: Everybody Loves Raymond (Everybody Loathes Raymond)

Book: His dark materials

Couples: Spongebob/Pearl, Timmy/Veronica

Canidates: Hillary Clinton (Bill's the one that's running if you think about it)

Pie: ALL

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yeah I couldn't help posting that

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I'm writing a movie Amber Wings!

Here's my script so far

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Act 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gloria is doing dishes while Poof is watching the Fairy world Ferrets lose the World Series again. He shouts twice before changing channels. Gloria hums the song “Can’t You Give Me What I want?” (Act 1) While looking sadly at the ground before sighing and giving up completely

Poof: NO!

Gloria: What?

Poof: The Ferrets lost!

Gloria: Poof…

Poof: No that’s the “I’m going to scold Poof” face.

Gloria: they lose every year and besides who the Jorgen do they play?

Poof: The Cherry World Canines

Gloria: Cherry world

Poof: Gloria…

Gloria: Poof….

Gloria: You know this would be a nice moment for a kid to ask what was going on.

Poof chokes

Poof: Gloria you know I was the last one it’s in the rules now.

Song starts

Gloria: Well the Rules can’t ALWAYS be followed now can they?

Poof: Gloria?

Gloria: Our lives can’t last forever…

Poof: We’re Faeries

Gloria: Let’s try while we’re still young

Poof: We don’t age

Gloria: A child is a blessing

Poof: I beg to differ

Gloria: And how’d I look in-

Poof: ENOUGH!

Music kicks up and Gloria is offended

Gloria: I have needs and I have wants I demand them tended

Poof: control yourself

Poof gives up in frustration

Gloria: Can’t you give what I want

Gloria: What I want is what you need what I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant…

Poof: What you want... is not what you need

Gloria: Oh I beg to differ

Poof: Listen to me!

Gloria: Can’t you give what I want I’m only what you have

Poof: Can’t it stay that?

Gloria: What….

Poof: What?

Gloria: I….

Gloria: Waaaaaaaaaaant.

Poof: I cannot give you

Gloria: You won’t Give me

Poof: I am unable

Gloria: It is not fatal

Poof: It is something

Gloria: That you won’t tell me

Poof: I cannot give you

Everyone starts singing the chorus

Gloria: Tell me

Everyone: Te-ell me

Poof: I am sterile it would be fatal I never wanted it to come to this.

background music is playing

Gloria: What if I had it.

music stops

Act II

Anti-poof walks around his home talking to anti-Gloria about his dilemma.

AP: I just don't know how I'm going to take over Fairyworld

AG: I hate to be like my two-shoed counter but you dun't have to do what your father did

AP: He TRIED I want to SUCCEED

AG: Yup and he dun got kee-hauled for it too

AG: I hate to fund the death wish but my counter is dun dieing fer a baby

AP: A fairy a baby fairy?

AG: Yup too bad he dun is sterile

AP: Blast it! Wait...That's It!

AG: What's it?

AP: He wants to have one too so who do you think he'll come to? His anti for a donation

AG: I dun't get it

Song starts

AP: A fairy, a fairy a baby fairy

AP: A. A drop of poison gas

AP: B. My counterpart will see me

AP: A. Help from me he'll ask

AG: B. The baby borned we'll steal it

AG/AP: Y. Fairyworld will fall!

AP: and that will lead us back to fairy world.

Laughs manically

Song ends

AG: But I still dun't get that poison gas part

AP: you'll see

AP and AG leave the room to continue planningEnd of act II

Act III

Poof walks around his room thinking of what to do about his "kid" dilemma before deciding to go to the kitchen.

Poof: Is happiness always within my reach yet to fall for one fact?

Voice: A fact that can change with one shake of a wand, or rattle

Poof: My rattle? no I couldn't! I can't break the rules for the means of happiness

Voice: So this is the so-called Rule Breaker of Fairyworld. I thought you would be happy to be back?

Poof: I had that choice years ago. I never want to have it again.

Voice: The park? The hospital where you nearly killed yourself?

Poof: No where I killed someone.

Voice: ah, yes Anti-Cosmo father was a good person

Poof looks shocked and turns around in an attempt to run

AP: Don't run you want to help Gloria don't you?

Poof: Yes but I don't want to be tricked again

AP: Oh, no tricking my counterpart would be malevolent I'm better than that now

Poof: You don't look changed you still look malevolent to me

AP: I'm offering you a chance to help

Poof: So my wife will be happy?

AP: exactly what I'm saying

Poof: Deal.

picks up rattle and leaves




1. Daughter of the Survivors » reviews
3/3 Dots Trilogy. Follow Tak through her smeethood and get a better look in to the other characters. Rated T for slight language, violence, and not having GIR until the end. ZaTr, RaOCr, PaOCr
Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-17-08
2. Daughter of the Spirits » reviews
Lightyears away from the nearest Ship in the Irken Epire and losing a war Lon finds herself stranded on a planet whom her only friends are the only ones sane. Can her and Rose stay sane or will the 70 year old Irken crack under the insane residents. DOTS2
Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,076 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 8-6-08
3. Daughter of the Summer » reviews
8 years after Tak is blown in to space, 2 after Zim learns the truth Tak has Zim's Smeet, and Zim's childhood revealed. When Sisters betray one another they must face the truth on their faith. Deviantart for Sumera. ZaTr
Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,253 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-14-08
4. Redefining Science 2: Texas Sponge » reviews
Sandy's Pregnant and They are spending 9 months in Texas. Will SB sitcom kick off? Will Sandy's triplets come early? Can SB survive Texas? Will SB learn to drive? Will this Summary end? Rated T for kissing, Anatomy explanation, and Spandy
SpongeBob SquarePants - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 6-5-08
5. Redefine Science: Parents Day » reviews
It's parents day and Sandy has SB pretending to be her spouse. but what happens when they have a fight? Will SB Redefine Science to let His love be known? A fluffy Story of SB/SC or better known as Spandy. Rated T for one long kiss
Complete - SpongeBob SquarePants - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-2-08
6. Amber Wings » reviews
Poof Jr. Likes Amber,Wanda's Pregnant, Will be found on youtube in a movie 2 hrs. 12 parts on June 15th. The branches meet up to this tree explaining The characters past,presents, and future. By Winter Night Publishing and Summer Day Productions
Fairly Odd Parents - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-4-08
7. Might is a Sacrifice » reviews
3000 years later Poof is married to Gloria. He changes the rules AGAIN for Gloria to have a baby. Gloria's excited until an old rival returns to kidnap her and possibly kill Poof's child. Gloria's POV.
Complete - Fairly Odd Parents - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-7-08
8. Poof's final stand »
Timmy's daughter Miracle is twelve and has Poof and Gloria in the same house. Can she keep Tootie away from the truth or will Timmy lose his mind and have to tell his wife the truth, Or will Gloria marry Poof? Or will Poof die?
Complete - Fairly Odd Parents - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-18-08
9. Tootie's 1st 4 months of Safety » reviews
Timmy's 15 and gotten Tootie pregnant and now has to apologize. But One day Poof the only rule-breaker of Fairy World follows him to her house Someone finally knows how to destroy Fairies forever, can Timmy, Tootie, and Poof find a way to save Fairyworld?
Complete - Fairly Odd Parents - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-15-08
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