yo this is me Brandon Gilbert but i'll probaly refer to my self as Aisu Tenma or Kage Ryu at times from here on out. but anyway let me down to the profile.

Age: i don't wanna tell you

Country: U.S.A.

State: Georgia

City: like hell i'm telling you

Voice: hey let me type on OUR PROFILE

Me: damnit B i'm trying to tell my readers about me so shut up

B: your readers when in damn hell did they became 'your readers'

Me: shut up damnit...you know what forget it i'll tell them about you okay

B: that's all i ask for

Me: whatever

sorry for what just saw that was B my muse/alter ego. he has been pestering me write this profile for the longest but i've been to lazy to do so for him i'm just now felt like typing this up. anyway B has an tendecy POP into my head with the most craziest ideas for stories ever but he get's his best ideas from when we are at home alone (not doin that you pervy sages so shut up). but overall b is a cool guy muse alter ego thing person.

me: oh yeah B guess what

B: what now man

me: i got a new name for to call me

B: what is it loser

Aisu: you call me Aisu from now on

B: ...

Aisu: yo B

B: ... i call you Aisu then you call me something else

Aisu: what is it

Tenma: Tenma alright

aisu: alrigtht done man

tenma: so now got back to your stories man i just got some ideas

Aisu: oh god no

Tenma: shut up anyway time for a name change

Aisu: what now

Ryu: Ryu

Aisu: Alright now tell everybody about the eight tailed

Ryu: okay now everybody i have read the latest naruto: shippuden and they have introduce the eight-tailed container and i'll say this now in my stories he will not be the eight-tailed container but probaly the seven-tailed one we just wanted to say this now and get it out of the way now thank you

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20 Rules of Anime:

#1 If It Look's like a Girl Then it's Probally a Male (EG: Haku, Envy)

#2 Anime Hero's have Short temper's(EG: Naruto, Kyo, Ed)

#3 If it's Anime there will be Yaoi of it(seriously)

#4 The Hero Is usualy underapreciated (EG: Naruto, Davis)

#5 The Hero will always argue with one of/the Female main characters

#6 Hero's usually have a tragic Past (EG: Naruto, Kyo, Ed, L)

#7 The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#8 Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#9 It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain

#10 The anime body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#11 Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses

#12 Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#13 Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage. The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair

#14 Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before

#15 Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#16 Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper

#17 Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst

#18 Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives (Or as I call it the Sailor Moon effect)

#19 Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#20 Anime Set In Japan Is better in japanese and Anime set in england is Better in English (exept Chrono Crusade)

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If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

"90 percent of the teens would be in complete chaos and weeping if myspace crashed down. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing their asses off, copy this into your profile"

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