Dear Reader,

I cannot be sure what route brought you here. Perhaps you took a wrong tube being sucked through the Aethernet. Perhaps you clicked on my name after seeing it signing one of my reviews, or forum posts. Perhaps you saw me on another site, and wanted to find out what other domains my handle occupies. Whatever the reason, you are currently here, which is precisely where you should not be. Kindly direct yourself towards the bottom of this page. Notice that I've authored no stories? This is a fan-fiction site, and fan-fiction is something you cannot find here. I may upload something in the future, but for the moment I am as a monstrous parasite, consuming the wonderful work of this community and giving nothing in return. I am afraid you must direct yourself elsewhere to find the suicidal Harry Potter pornography you all seem to love so very much.

Sardonically yours,

M.A.

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