Well, It's been ages since I've visited fanfiction. Time to clean up. >.> -Blows away some dust-

Name: My old name used to be ChaoticMay. If you're looking for a real name then, sorry, no dice.

Gender: Female. What else?

Hometown: The land of 'Under your bed'.

Favorite couples ~Updated~

Pokemon

May + Drew

Dawn + Paul

Naruto

HinaNeji

HinaGaara

KakaKurenai

SasuHina

SasuSaku

NejiSasu

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you absolutly LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile.

YOU MUST READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!! If you truly love god. Post this in your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Here is my awsome team of awsome pokemon!

Rose:An Espeon given to me by contestshipping lover.thx! She's affectionate and Hyper. If anyone threatens her family they'd be gone faster than you could say OMFG WHO STOLE MY WAFFLES?!

Pichu:A Pichu that always has a scarf around it's neck. Given to me by Kingdom of every heart! thx a bunch! She's shy yet energetic.

Charizard: Hes not really mine, but I can borrow him whenever I like thx to Mewgirl35! arigatou!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted..

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls, You Really Ought to Take This to Heart. Guys, get Advice From It

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--The-boys-don't-want-to-reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt-

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/-them-when-in-

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree.--

HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Please read the little poem underneath!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life twas the good side of town.
SHe unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting;
she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep overs,and parties;
she was so happy its the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school,everthing went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought.
"Gee this is great.
I want to be popular,and I am going to be.
because I got a date with the star of the team..!"
There was just one problem stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was to young to date.
To be known in this school you had to be clout,
and dating this guy would surely help.
"Well, I just wont tell them the whole truth.
They wont know the diffrence;whats there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with some friends for the night.
Her parents frowned but said "Alright."
Excited she got ready for the big event,
But as she rushed around like she had no sense.
She began feeling guilty about all the lies.
"All I will do is have a few pizza pies a party,and a moonlight ride."
Well the pizza was good,and the party was great,but the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Dans half drunk by this time he kissed her and said he was just fine.
Then a room full of smoke,and Dan took a puff.
Jenny couldnt believe he was smoking that stuff!
Now Dans ready to ride to the point.
But only after another joint.
They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride.
Dan didnt think he was high to drive.
They finally made it to the point at last.
Dan then tried to make a pass.
A pass is not what Jenny wanted.
by a pass i dont mean football
"Perhaps my parents were right..
Maybe I am to young to date..
Boy how could I have ever ever been so dumb."
With all her might she pushed Dan away.
"Please take me home I dont want too stay."
Dan cracked up the engine and floored the gas.
In a matter of seconds they were going too fast.
As Dan drove in a fit of wild anger.
Jenny knew her life was in danger.
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down,
but he just got faster as they neared the town.
"Just let me get home I will confessed that I lied.
I just went out for a moonlight drive!"
Then all of a sudden they saw a bright flash.
"Oh god we're going to crash!"
She doesnt remember the force of the impact.
Just that everything suddenly went black.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble.
"Someone help these kids are in trouble!"
She awoke in the hospitial to faces so worried.
"You've been in a wreck your friend has died.
Dan was dead..
The words echoed in her head.
"Jenny we have done all we could but it looks like we will lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!?"
Jenna cried.
"Im sorry they have also died."
Jenny prayed
"Oh lord forgive me for what I have done I just wanted one night of fun."
"Tell the families of the people who are dead that I have made there lived dim
and I wish I could return there family to them.
Tell mom and dad that I lied and it is my fault so many have died.
Oh nurse wont you tell them for me.."
The nurse then dis agreed.
But she took jennas hand and tears filled her eyes.
A moment later Jenny had died.
"Why did you not bid the girl her final wish?"
A man asked.
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."