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Author has written 44 stories for South Park, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Beauty Pop, Lie to Me, and Harper's Island. My name is xXKanpekiXx. I write fanfiction. You have learned nothing more about me by reading my profile than you have by using common sense. Perhaps I should expand a bit on myself. Back in school, which is so bloody wonderful. I am on a very serious Phoenix Wright kick right now and that's all I can expect from myself. I hope to evenly distribute my attention in the future, but I make no promises for the next couple of months. QUOTES "Rebeccer:" I hope that big ass truck looses control and rolls down the hill." Me:" Good morning?" --Rebeccer and me XD This quote is a continuation of the quote found on Rebeccer's profile: "He decides to take a trip to his own special harem..."--Me "WAH TEZUKA-FISH!"--Rebeccer OMG hahahaha that was so much fun! I have a Fuji-fish drawn on my hand XD "Utah is my least favorite state...IN AMERICA" -- Me...-_-' I had one of those moments again. "Me:KNOCK KNOCK. Rebeccer: Who's there? Me: REM...ON A BAGEL" XD Rebeccer and i Rem bashing. It's like our new thing. SO much fun "Rebeccer: In my NearXMatsuda fic, Near will have Matsuda wear lingerie! Me: Made of CARPET!" You won't get this unless you've read Bitch Stepped on My Floor Cake chapter 3 "There is no cheating. It's strategy...until you get caught. Then it's cheating..."--Me. I love this XD hahahah i made it up kind of. "J(2:09:41 PM): it's better than doorgasm xXKanpekiXx (2:09:47 PM): ...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA wow J(2:09:50 PM): or shoregasm xXKanpekiXx(2:09:54 PM): lol J(2:09:55 PM): or whoregasm"--Yeah...best I not explain this...but I will anyhow. I was like "Floorgasm is the best word ever"...this was his response...XD "Mutton: You disappoint me." "Me: You disappoint yourself...in bed." "Mutton:...wow...what the...?"--...:D? I dunno. We tend to make jokes like this a lot...like the last time I was at his house, the word of the day was "faggot" and his adorable little brother joined in and OMG his little brother is my phone background! (And I don't care what Rebeccer says, I'm NOT a pedophile!) Dialogue from a random, random conversation. So, I was accused of being a pedophile and then Rebeccer and I calculated the age I would have to be to legally like my friend's little brother (who is adorable, but i dont wanna be a pedophile with him XD). Then I was like "Even if it was legal, I wouldn't do it. I mean, imagine the conversation between me and my friend the next day!" And here it would be: "Me: Hi, Mutton! What's up? Mutton: Hey. I think I failed my test today. Me: Oh that sucks. Hey, speaking of sucking, I fucked your brother last night. Mutton: WHAT?" Another one happened when we were talking about this guy who I'm frenemies with. I know who he likes and he's always paired me jokingly with the guy I like, so I was randomly wanting to tell him that I really do like this guy (let's call him SnarkyChuckles) just to see what he'd say. Rebeccer helped me out here: "Sushibar: Hey! Me: Hey, Sushibar, what's up? Sushibar: Not much, really. Did you do the English homework? Me: Yeah of course! Oh and by the way, I'm hot for SnarkyChuckles. Sushibar: Yeah, can I borrow i-WHAT?" "I don't think he likes guys...but he's not straight...He must be a lesbian."-- Rebeccer's analysis of SnarkyChuckles "Shh...the grass is feeding."-- Something random I put in a note to Rebeccer after a particularily ridiculous test question popped up. I was talking with SnarkyChuckles during one of our "study sessions" for English online when he randomly flipped out and signed off after swearing profusely and saying that his mom was being a bitch. He said he was going to kill himself and I was like OMG Don't Die! This was the conversation that ensued when he signed back on: "SC: I died. xX: Really? SC: Yes xX: Oh...May I speak at your funeral? SC: No. No bitches allowed. OOOOOOOOOH! xX: So you're not allowed in either? Wow. SC: SHIT! xX: That's ok. If it makes you happy, I'll sit on the curb with your corpse. SC: Why would you reciprocate such hate? Thou art a villain. xX: Varily." "SC: I'm going to give you a Clannad DVD for your birthday. Or a figurine. You know, the ones like this big are 45 dollars. xX: That's too expensive. You wouldn't do that. SC: Nothing's too expensive to make you feel pain."--Best compliment I've gotten. Ever. "I don't see how anyone can stand being anyone but us."--Rebeccer. We are pretty awesome XD "Hopefully, Kanda will make love to this kitten." --Me "EVERYTHING IS A MIND GAME WITH YOU!" --Rebeccer. I was trying to fake her out when I was splashing her in the pool. Not everything is a mind game with me...or is it? 3/15: Flew a kite with Rebeccer XD. Accidentally got a flower squished in the road. Named a flag Gumshoe and almost lost it, had the best time EVER XD 4/5: Flew another kite with Rebeccer. SHES THE ONE WHO LET GO OF HER KITE THIS TIME!! | |||||||
1. Bitch Stepped on My Floor Cake » reviewsA series I have nicknamed the "Floor Series" because my theme is the floor, but the official name is "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake." Total crack and randomness. Never makes any sense, but a whole bundle of fun. :DDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,993 - Reviews: 253 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 5-23-082. Butt Dialing » reviewsStan's butt betrays him to his best friend. STYLE.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-2-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M.3. Reaching for Affection » reviewsIt was only when her life had completely shattered that he realized exactly how fragile she really was. FranziskaXPhoenix. T for some choice language.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick4. Unavailable reviewsWendy finds that, for the first time, Stan is unavailable. Oneshot. Style!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-27-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete5. 100 Things I Can't Do in the DA's Office » reviewsTOTAL CRACK! Is funny. 100 Things that are not allowed in the prosecutor's office. XD hahah check it out!Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 9-10-086. A Musical Case Study reviewsFranziska gives her little brother an irresistable academic opportunity, complete with music and blood. A small glimpse into the past. No pairings, really. Oneshot.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-09 - Franziska vK. & Miles E. - Complete7. He Blinded Me With His Purple Suit reviewsCrack FranziskaXKlavier if you squint . The first time Franziska met Klavier, she couldn't take her eyes off him...for all the wrong reasons.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-09 - Franziska vK. & Klavier G.8. Getting Caught » reviewsOishi and Eiji are a little forgetful sometimes...not locking doors...and that gives them trouble sometimes. Golden Pair, may change rating if things heat up ;Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 2-7-09 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S.9. CrackaPalooza! reviewsCrack pairings written with their themes!Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-0910. A Momentary Hatred reviewsJimmy's thought process during Shane's fight with Henry.Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-17-09 - Jimmy M. & Abby M.11. Just Moments Before reviewsA glimpse into the happy past. A friendship fic for Henry and Abby.Harper's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-09 - Henry D. & Abby M.12. The Breaking Point reviewsGillian comes home to a half empty bottle of scotch and a crumbling marriage. Cal/GillianLie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-09 - Cal L. & Gillian F.13. The Line reviewsLightman crossed the line. Slight, super small, Cal/GillianLie to Me - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-09 - Cal L. & Gillian F.14. Rumors Can Hurt reviewsSee what happens when rumors start spreading again, this time, the results turning out more sinister and extreme. Starting out T, might change later. KiriXNarumi as the main pair, onesided OchiaiXKiriBeauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-0915. Project Internet EyeRape » reviewsInui has discovered a new way to gather data on his precious players. He's turned an old, horrid memory into a delightfully morbid attack on his team's sanity. Most likely going to be some swearing!Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 3-12-0916. Oishi's Fangirl reviewsOishi has a rabid fan on his hands that may be a bit too much for him to handle. How will Oishi handle her once she starts to bully Eiji? Golden Pair.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-09 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S.17. Slumber Party OF DOOM » reviewsThe all male sleepover in Lavi's room is a hotbed of het AND yaoi. Don't miss this exciting crackish tale! Yullen, LaviLena, and to a lesser extent, KroMiranD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 8-30-0818. Matsuda TV reviewsA crackfic about Matsuda and an commercial. Lil' bit of language and SUPER crack!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-0919. Those Handcuffs Aren't Mine reviewsLavi makes an interesting discovery. Suggested Yullen.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-09 - Allen & Kanda - Complete20. The Bird, the Spirit, and the Sword » reviewsA PXMXE. It all starts as dinner and will it turn into something else for Maya? It's teen now, but it might change to be a mature...Heehee It's going to be really bad as I'm REALLY unexpirienced. Comments r ok.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 7-16-0721. I Admit It reviewsNarumi's inner thoughts/drabble thing about Kiri. Oneshot.Beauty Pop - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-5-09 - Kiri & Narumi - Complete22. Detention reviewsEiji lands himself in detention, but Oishi somehow makes it all better. GP oneshot drabblePrince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-09 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete23. Oishi's Territory? reviewsShort drabble GOLDEN PAIR! Day at the beach! Eiji's shame! Fun, fun, funPrince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-09 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete24. Moulin Rouge » reviewsEiji watches the Moulin Rouge and his dreams start mimicking the movie. What will happen to Satine and Christian, as well as Eiji and Oishi? GOLDEN PAIRPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S.25. Crackish Bedroom WishesRyoma and Atobe. Funny quote. Total crack. Go for it. May turn into a series if liked enough With other pairs? . Just enough yaoi to make it teen.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Published: 12-18-0826. You Did NOT Just Sneeze at Me reviewsHikaruXAkira. Akira has a nervous tic that interrupts important moments in his life. It doesn't prove problematic until Hikaru tries to confess... Hold on to your hats, folks, it gets a bit rocky.Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-08 - Akira T. & Hikaru S.27. Worries reviewsEiji is sitting on the green container, waiting for Oishi. He starts to worry and his mind takes him places he'd rather not go. It's ok! Good ending! Light yaoi, Golden Pair.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete28. Killua is Fat! reviewsGon dreams up a really crazy idea...is Killua secretly FAT? Oneshot super dumb drabble. Total crack!Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-0829. Message on a Go Board reviewsAkira has found something troubling written on a go board... Who is doing this? Oneshot, AkiraXHikaru if you squint.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-6-08 - Hikaru S. & Akira T.30. Nothing Extraordinarily Fascinating reviewsA spin off of the B.B. murder cases put here for critique. Please help!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-08 - L31. The True Definition of Pain reviewsA depressing fic about Oishi and Eiji. Character death. Upsetting. OishiXEiji. Oneshot. Don't read if you don't like sad Golden Pair. Normally, I don't either, but I guess....Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete32. Poor Lenalee reviewsLenalee seems to have walked in at an inconvinient time for Allen and Kanda... First time writing for D. Gray-Man! :D oneshot crackfic :PD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-08 - Allen & Kanda - Complete33. You Look Like a Swedish Fish! reviewsPrelude to "Franziska Caramelldansen?" Phoenix determines exactly what kind of candy Miles Edgeworth is. Very crackish.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-08 - Complete34. On the Road » reviewsThe Seigaku tennis team takes a trip out to some random place for a tournament, but it will turn out to be more than Oishi, Eiji, Momo, or Kaidoh bargained for. GOLDEN PAIR and MomoKai FINAL CHAPTER IS UPPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete35. Hiding in the Closet Won't Save You Now reviewsCRACK ONESHOT MELLOXMATT. LOL ok so Matt is sure that Mello swings that way. He just needs to prove it... M for Mello's language. XDDeath Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete36. Franziska Caramelldansen? reviewsPhoenix gets a stupid idea...involves Caramelldansen and major crack. :D WELCOME! oneshotPhoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete37. L's First Thought of Suicide reviewsA vivid description of the first time L had a thought of suicide. OH this isn't all angsty or whatever. It's kinda...crackish...XDDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-0838. GABBY! reviewsEiji gets mistaken for a woman's long lost college buddy at the worst time imaginable.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete39. Stop Hitting Yourself » reviewsPhoenix decides to become a little immature....Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 3-16-0840. Dentistry For Dummies reviewsEiji is cause problems and the dentist's office. It's Oishi to the rescue! GP light yaoi.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete41. Why I Love Math reviewsEiji muses on why it is that he enjoys math. :D GOLDEN PAIRPrince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-11-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete42. All They Needed reviewsHaha, another crappy one-shot. Oishi feels lonely. EijiXOishi could be seen as friendship fic. :D Golden Pair. Please review!Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-08 - Kikumaru E. - Complete43. I Love My Life » reviewsGolden Pair. Light. Very bad, but sequel will be made if requested. : . Oishi is having a bad day...Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-10-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete44. Random Lee Crackfics » reviewsWow.....a bunch of Rock Lee crackfics. What can I say? :P they suck, but oh well.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-17-07 - Lee R.
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