Favorites:Not Done In Any Specific Order

Favorite shows: Danny Phantom, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Detective Conan, Xmen, Harry Potter, Naruto Shippuden, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh!(not 4kids version!), Black Cat, Trigun

Favorite books: Harry Potter,The Edge Chronicles, Reading Manga, and Fantasy books

Favorite manga: Bleach, Magic Kaito, Fruits Basket, Detective Conan, Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto Shippuden, Black Cat, D N Angel, Eyeshield 21, Ayatsuri Sakon, Trigun, and many more to count

Favorite Crossovers: Basically Kingdom Hearts and/or Harry Potter Crossovers

Favorite videogames: Kingdom Hearts (Both 1 and 2), Jak and Daxter (Series) Sly Cooper, Assassin's Creed

If you have a muse, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, Hordak's Pupil, Lady1011

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Famous/Funny Quotes

--The thief smirked. “There’s no sense in leaving the place ransacked without the trademark ‘Bakura was here!’ banner. Otherwise, someone else may take credit.”

--“Kaiba Corp is now working on getting everything insulated from magic.” His grin turned fiendish. “The wizarding world is about to get pulled into the twenty first century kicking and screaming.” A long pause from the unreality of the scenario. And then Bakura spoke. “I think I’m turned on.” “BAKURA!”

--"Girls are weird, they think hikari's are cute and yami's are hot."

--"Better then you coming to breakfast without a shirt on... that would scare me AND Rishid, and we are not ones to be scarred."replied malik. Rishid, who happend to be taking a drink of his coffee at the moment, suddenly spit it out all over the news papers that he was reading, trying to control his laughter soon after.

--“Sorry we’re late.” Naruto greeted with a smirk. “You see we got a little caught up in a tower and we had to wait for the hero to save us. Then we realized that we were the heroes, so we had to devise a way out.” Naruto explained confidently, causing many of the Konoha ninja to sweat drop. He sounded so much like his sensei.

--"Huh? Did you say something?" Kakashi asked as he turned to look at the green spandex wearing man.

--"They can't really be considered a harem because they aren't girls. They're monsters, hiding behind an inch thick mask of make-up with a poison called perfume and an affinity for dolls. You wouldn't happen to be one of them, would you?"

Equation- Makeup + Perfume + Dolls = Fanclub Monster

Equation- "Face paint" + Poison + "Puppets" = Kankurou

--“Wasn’t that the Yondaime’s name?” Sasuke asked, looking, as if for the first time, at Naruto. You could almost see him going through a mental checklist: Blond Hair, check. Blue eyes, check, Dad used to say that the Yondaime was hyper, check. Also said he was a ramen addict, Chec- OH SHIT!

--“I’m going to kill him Kakashi,” Sasuke muttered. Kakashi just shook his head. “I know, I know,” he said offhandedly. “I’m straight,” he said firmly. “COULD HAVE FOOLED ME,” Naruto yelled from the field, laughing. ‘How did he possibly hear that?’

--She’s just like Naruto,” Sasuke thought. ‘That is something he’d do.’ ‘Damn, that was pretty cool,’ the whiskered boy thought with a chuckle.

-- "Quit your bitching and listen to what the talking tree says."

--“I found a grey hair and hyperventilated about it for forty-five minutes thinking that I was getting old until I realised that my hair is grey and decided that it was nothing to become upset about,” Kakashi said in a bored voice.

--"Man invented writing, one step forward, man invented the pencil, one step forward, man invented paperwork, 5 steps backwards" The 4th Hokage

--“Don’t you have a quicker way of doing paperwork?” Naruto asked. The Hokage looked up so fast that Naruto thought he heard the Hokage’s crack.

“Do you know of a way?” the Hokage asked. Naruto nodded.

“Have you tried Kage Bunshin?” Naruto asked. Naruto left by Sunshin. The Hokage was in shock. He slowly got out a slip of paper that his students gave to him years ago. On it was a circle. In the circle, it said, “Bang head here.”

“Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid,” the Hokage said, while hitting his head on the slip of paper on his desk.

--Jiraiya got everyone’s attention, “So, Minato, you going to be Hokage again? Now that Sarutobi is gone, this village will need it more than ever.”

Minato frowned, “For this village? After what happened to my son throughout his life, I wouldn’t lead a rock.”

--“I hope you know how to fly, because it won’t be the fall that kills yah. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom!”

--“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

--“The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.”

--“That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.”

--My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

--The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

--We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

--Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

--Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

--“Life is a Masquerade Ball, and no one ever really takes off their masks.”

--Your so stupid someone handed you the Deathnote and you thought they wanted your autograph

I FELL FOR IT!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

More Funny Pieces of Storys that I don't own in any way:

'Tou-san. Any ideas here!' "Yeah. Don't get hit by the blades." Naruto grows a tick mark on his head. 'Fine. Want play like that. For the next 24 hours you will be forced to live in the Telitubbies world with Barney.' Suddenly the sewer around Minato turned into a grassy plain. Minato wasn't think it was to bad at first till he saw them. The most evil and vile creatures that made Orochimaru, Akatsuki and any other villains you know of look like pansies. And all were saying one thing "HUG!" Minato face pales immensely as he was surrounded by them. "NNNNOOOOO!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Naruto later went into his mind to find his father laying down in the water in the fetal position, shaking. "No, please no more. Stop hugging me. No that doesn't go there. NO!" Taking pity on his father Naruto released him from his mental torture, who hugged his son as he was his last life line. "I'm sorry! I'll never do that again."

Kyuubi snickered at Minato's state making Naruto giving her a death glare. "What are you laughing at? Don't you remember being gangbanged by the other bijuu." Kyuubi paled at the memory "You wouldn't dare do that again." Naruto smirked at her "I did it once, I can do it again." Kyuubi whimpers "Please don't do that again. I'll do anything to avoid that." Naruto smirk got more devilish "I'll keep that in mind for later use."

--“What’s next? Are two hooded people going to come in and one of them is gonna go and pick up Blondie and take him to the Hokage’s tower!?” Kiba yelled as Flair and Angela came in and Flair picked Naruto up throwing him over her shoulder and walked out the room. Kiba and the others stared in disbelief.

“We need to speak with him and the Hokage, its important” Flair said as she and Angela jumped out a window as everyone stared at the window.

“GOD DAMNIT, NOW WHAT SOME GIRL GONNA COME IN AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW FOLLOWING THEM!?” Kiba yelled as everyone else sweat-dropped. That was when Tenten ran in and jumped out the window too.

“Sorry I’m following them right now!” Tenten yelled as Kiba’s left eye began to twitch, Shino then turned to the Inuzuka.

“You can predict the future can’t you?” He asked as Kiba started twitching even more.

“Not…. Another…. Word…. Shino” Kiba said slowly as Shino nodded.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Katherine-The-Crowned, Lady1011