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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Pokemon, xxxHOLiC, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fruits Basket, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kingdom Hearts. 7-11-09: Posted a drabble dump. Expect more random shite soon. 27-8-09: Have a girlfriend now. Might be awhile before I post again. 7-9-09: Dexion Day fic is up and I have the flu. 27-7-08: I have FINALLY scanned the illustrations I did for Snakebite and 101 Ways. Links: http://lupine72.deviantart.com/art/Snakebite-92984610, http://lupine72.deviantart.com/art/Maggie-in-Elf-Form-92985928 Disclaimer: Because Riza would rather not put it up in every bit of fiction she posts, here's one for the entire profile: Riza DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING! She just plays in these fandoms and they are NOT hers. Now go read some fanfiction! Floor plans of Riku and Riice's house (from The Roleplay) - First Floor: http://akitomousy.deviantart.com/art/The-Roleplay-72282070 and Second Floor: http://akitomousy.deviantart.com/art/The-Roleplay-2-72282531 RIZA IS impatient, stubborn, female, an okay artist, a great singer, a shite dancer, a lover and a fighter, completely in love with her girlfriend, and a bit mad. RIZA IS NOT rude, stupid, good at maths, short, someone you should give sugar to. To Maggie: To my best friend and saviour: thank you so much for all you've done for me through the course of our lives. In the eight years I've known you, you have always been there for me. I could never even hope to find a better friend than you! Quotes: "My coffee this morning was terrible. It tasted like pot!" "And you would know what pot tastes like...?" "Well, it tasted like what I imagine pot would taste like... I eventually decided it was Mexican coffee." --Daniel, me, Daniel "HOLY SHIT, THE BACON WON'T STOP BURNING!" Katara, when she set the bacon on fire "I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -- Elayne Boosler "The internet has a weight! It's 0.02 millionths of a FREAKIN' OUNCE!" Maggie, on one of her rants "Carrot, oh carrot, where art thee?" --me, after snorting one of those huge-arse pixie stix "Uh... the sun's beeping." --Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG1) "In the strictest sense, I did not win-- I busted him up." --Data (StarTrek: Next Generation) "Good night, little druggie. Email me when you're concious." --Ama, when I was doped up on painkillers for my hip "Snails! Making out! In the emo corner!" --me and Maggie “Sir, permission to beat the crap out of this man!” --Colonel Jack O’Neill (Stargate SG-1) "Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!" --a sign in my favourite cafe "And we would have toast and marmalade and tea and Star Trek." --Patrick Stewart "And they walked out with a monkey and a stripper!" --Maggie "So now shall we start writing now that my mind is fresh and clean... Scratch that, now that my mind is fresh?" --Riice "Please tell me he's at least wearing underwear?" "...It didn't say..." --Riice and me "What's the last thing you remember?" "Getting my head sucked by one of those dang... Ancient... head suckers..." --Colonel Jack O'Neill "Bowling balls are such whores! They get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and they still come back for more!" --Riice "I don't bite necks, I bite boobs!" --Marina, my sexy vampire girlfriend "Oh my God, it looks like an embryo!" --Ama "Doo dee dee da OCTAVE!" --my music theory teacher | |||||||
1. Why I Need Entertainment »A dumping ground for stories that are too short to be oneshots and not-quite-drabbles, usually written when I'm bored. Most pairings, Range from K through M, yaoi yuri hetKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-7-092. Quite Possibly reviews/Written for Dexion Day./ Zexion believes he hasn't got any family left. His friends prove him wrong. Dexion, mentions of Cleon, AkuRoku, SorikuKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-09 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete3. The Roleplay » reviewsThis started as a roleplay with my cousin, and turned into this. A tale of love and romance, karaoke and evil sisters with marshmallow guns, enraged females, and men frightened for their lives because of aforementioned females! EdxOC, EnvyxOC, RoyaiFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,281 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 8-29-07 - Envy & Edward E.4. Stew reviewsEdward reminisces about the best parts of his childhood.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-09 - Edward E. & Trisha E.5. 101 Ways to Burn Down Isengard » reviews-DISCONTINUED- When my LOTR crazed best mate and I get transported to Middle Earth... Wait. Oh, crud. This will not end well... PippinxOC, LegolasxOC. Rated for the really stupid, dangerous stuff I do.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 1-5-08 - Peregrin T. & Legolas - Complete6. Prisoner of War reviews“Don’t worry about me,” she rasped, voice thick with poorly concealed agony, “I’ll be fine, you need to start on damage control,” Two months as a prisoner in an enemy stronghold and she was still nagging me about my paperwork. Drabbleish.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-08 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete7. Book One of The Immortals: Just Let Me Cry » reviewsWhen a troubled girl somehow manages to summon Team 7 and Hinata, nothing good can come of it… or can it? SasuSaku, NaruHina, KakashiOC. Rated for language and violence. DISCONTINUED.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 10-11-078. Junk Art reviewsKurama discovers the truth in the saying 'One man's trash is another man's treasure.'Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-8-08 - Kurama M. - Complete9. Albino » reviews-HIATUS- In which Harley makes a new friend, Wigglytuff takes a mate, and the world is turned upside down... Well, no, not really. HarleyxOC, dedicated to Damned Lolita. Title and summary subject to change.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 2-21-0810. Harley Drabble Collection10 Harley-centric drabbles inspired by songs. Because there aren't enough stories about Harley out there. Some HarleyxDrew.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete11. The Gift of Mother Mew » reviews-HIATUS- My way of getting this situation out in the world. Mother Mew rescues a beaten, starved girl by sending her to the pokemon world, but it doesn't work as well as she's hoped. Rated for extreme violence.Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-13-0812. Se mi diceste lo amavate reviewsMuses di Sakura su Sasuke. SasuxSakuNaruto - Rated: K - Italian - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. KirschtorteIn, welchem weder Kyo noch Tohru schlafen können. KyoxTohruFruits Basket - Rated: K - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 7-5-08 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete14. Tokka Drabble Collection reviews10 Tokka drabbles inspired by songs.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-23-08 - Sokka & Toph - Complete15. Douwata Drabble Collection reviews10 Douwata drabbles inspired by songs.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-08 - S. Doumeki & K. Watanuki - Complete16. Gaara's Song reviewsA poem from Gaara's Point Of View. DarkAngst.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-07 - Gaara - Complete17. Snakebite reviewsA poem I wrote that reminded me Orochimaru. Dark. Rated to be safe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-07 - Orochimaru - Complete18. Kakashi's Little Girl » reviewsKakashi’s all alone…but what happens when he finds a little orphan girl on the streets? Threeshot. Slight NejiTen, NaruHina.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete
