I am absoultely and totally in love Joel Watson and if he's reading this (which I doubt) I am letting him know I spent 3 hour looking for an Avatar that even remotely showed how I feel about him. ILY JOEL!
My pen name is now Imacowgirl because i sorta am i live in a ranch on a farm and love horses but mine is a fat old blind horse so i can't ride her.
Okay lets get one thing straight, I Rock! Jk, Jk, ok i am Imacowgirl and i don't think my stories are very good. Thats pretty much it, I wrote my best story (i think) while i was a a camp with my friend BandGeek99 her stories are WAY better than mine, but i lost the storyi wrote i only have part of it typed up, which is sad so don't read mine read BandGeek's cause she is the one who even told me about this sight and she ROCKS!! i also love writng stories for the Phantom Stallion. (especally Sake's!)
Ummmm. I really don't like it when people pm me with hate mail, it's just stupid, I don't even know the person sending it, so whoever wants to send me hate mail, cowboy up.
what I am aout to say is rather important so read it please! I really am not an author, I mostly read all the stuff on the site so please don't get mad if I never UD!
ABOUT ME'S!!
Height: 5 feet 7 inches.
weight: 120 lbs
hair color: dirty blonde
eye color: blue
likes: jeans, my friends, tinkerbell (best disney character eva!)
COPY AND PASTE!!
If you have ever had a cruch on a person who isn't it real, copy & paste this into your profile!
If you have ever pulled on a door that said 'Push, or vice versa, put this into your profile.
If you have a habit of asking stupid qeustions just to annoy people, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you like to read Phantom Stallion, and think that either Pepper or Jake should get the guts to ask Sam out, then copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenagers would die if Paris Hilton, or some other "famous" star said it was uncool to breathe, but you wold be the two percent laughing your arse off, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked backwards down your school hallway, and crashed into your crush or boyfriend, in my case and made him/her spill their books all over, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think Jake is the hottest/annoyingest/awesomest cowboy ever, CP this!
If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Jake is the hottest cowboy ever, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are actually one of those teens who doesn't text none-stop, C&P!
Don't mess with a country gal. C&P if you are a country girl and proud of it
This Poem is really sad, don't read it if you are alergic to sadness.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone; The house is dark; My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; My name he calls; I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes; I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me, and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream, But it's now much too late; His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain; Again and again; Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
QUOTES!!
"Women and cats will do as they please, men should relax and get used to the idea."
"I'm not insensitive. I just don't care."
"Never put off tomorrow what you can avoid alltogether."
AWESOME STUFF AT SCHOOL
Why do cars go over hills?" (my freind Jessie asked this question during math class. Our teacher (being a guy who happens to love cars(don't most guys?)) launches into a lecture on why cars go up hills.
Jessie: Why aren't the Greeks buried in the pyramids?
Reid: sigh because they aren't Egyptians!?
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Your Life Path Number is 8
Your purpose in life is to help others succeed
You are both a natural leader and a natural success. You are also a great judge of character.
You have a head for business and finance. You know how to make money.
A great visionary, you can see gold where other people see nothing.
In love, you are very generous - with gifts, time, and guidance.
You love to inspire people, but it can be frustrating when they don't understand your vision.
Great success comes easily for you. But so does great failure, as you are very reckless.
You are confident, and sometimes this confidence borders on arrogance.
I mean really, how cool is that?
My Element!
Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because your listening, don't let anyone think you haven't got an opinion! Your not quiet because your shy or sad, your usually quiet because you are thinking. Your answers are well planned and helpful so people generally seek your advice. Your the perfect balance between solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a little time to yourself to sort out your emotions and figure things out. You understand the phrase 'sticks and stone' and rarely let things get to you. What's that important for you to have to get so upset over? You know what you want out of life but are simply taking your time and enjoying things. To you your life is fine as it is, you can always change things later if your not happy.
I LOVE YOU JOEL!!
~Byrnese
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