|Tempest of Reach|
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Spyro the Dragon, Star Fox, Pokémon, Doctor Who, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL.
When I first read this I laughed my ass off. Unfourtunatly it isn't mine but I want everyone who has watched even a single anime to read this.
Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students
Who were lost
Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".
Now you have 2 choices;
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
My name is Tiffany.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
And don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
On with it!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Think about...All the children out there that are dying.
Because of child abuse.
And think about...
Who broke two legs.
And a man of which her mother married.
Kicked her and killed her.
Her dad expected to see her happy, joyful face.
he had to bury her little girl.
You may think
That this world is peaceful and nothing bad ever happens.
You may think that all the bad stuff was a coincidence;
But it's not.
There are bad people out there.
People that pretend to be poor,
So they can get money and more food.
And much more.
You may think this is stupid.
But of what I think is true.
God is trying to help us.
In a way.
You may not know it.
But he tries his hardest to save the world.
And make it a better place.
God tries to stop people from doing bad things.
Especially to children.
But he can't stop them.
Because the people are too bad and don't care about stuff,
that are important...at all.
There are people that are racists.
That hate blacks.
Hate people with different religions.
60 million people died years ago,
Because of this man.
Who thought some people weren't perfect.
If they were blonde and had blue eyes.
They would be alive.
But if not...
They had to be shot or killed in some way.
If you don't care about this poem at all...
Then you have no heart...
There's just a little hole in your heart
that makes you not care for anything.
Not even child abuse.
So for the people who do care...
So I need you to do a favor for me and all the other people out there.
Do everything you can to stop all this bad stuff.
Give food and clothes to poor people...
Try to stop child abuse as much as you can...
Don't make fun of people on their looks,
even people who have disabilities of stuff.
Try your best to save the world...Heal the World.
If you have a golden heart.
Then you would do this favor for me and the other people out there...
Who NEED help!
Try to find cures for people and children
Who have diseases.
that have disabilities.
Help deaf people learn sign language so that they can
Help blind people...
So they can try to feel and hear what they are trying to say
and help them guide into new places.
Please...We are all begging you...
Make a little space to make a better world!!
Promise all of us...
That you will try to Heal the World...
Think about the children
and their children's children.
Think about Kelsey Briggs!
Think about of how she felt!!
Think about all the children that have diseases.
Think about how they feel!!
Help us make this world a better place!!...
You know it...
You want to do it.
No matter how much you hate them...
Deep inside your heart...
You'll feel bad for them...
We love you!!
And you love us!
If you care enough for the living...
Make a better place for you and for me...
If you care enough for the living...
Make a better place...
For You and For Me
You and for me
Heal the world we live in!
You and for me
Save it for our children.
You and for Me
Heal the world we live in.
You and For Me.
You and for Me...
All the time...All my friends...
You and For me...
Save it for our children...
HEAL THE WORLD!!
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If you love Nightcloud, then you must hate Leafpool. If you love Leafpool, then you must hate Nightcloud. If you wonder why people think this, read the Warriors series. if you disagree with this statement (like me!) read Leafpool's Secret by Bet Dawkins-Longtail's Loyalty and copy and paste this into your profile.
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No person is born evil, no dog is born vicious.
Be kind and caring, strong and brave, and you're on your way up.
If you're going to a new school, remember that someone else is going to another school too, and you both will survive.
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CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile.
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From now on, remember these 14 statements:
1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.
3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
5. You mean the world to someone.
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
7. You are unique and special.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.
12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks.
13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.
14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.
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If you noticed that there was no #8 copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007/8 WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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1: Firestar (Fireheart)
2. Sandstorm (I like speed)
4: Runningwind (I like the name)
Pairings I like:
Son/Amy knux/rgu Cosmo/Tails Cream/Tails
Naru/Hina Sas/Sak Shik/Tem
Brichwhite (I like pairing two characters in warrior with two people strange...)
MouseRunnig (They are not siblings! I don't care what anything says!)
any forbidden love
Pairings I hate:
Any incest (P.S For me Mousefur and Runningwind are NOT Siblings)
Any same gender
Anyone with Naruto expect Hinata (vice versa)
Pairings I don't like:
Any other parings which I have not put down (story wise)
Fav songs (links to music video)
Thank you to anyone who take’s time to read anything I have done
And a Hearty thank you to anyone how actually read my entire profile! (All 5794 words, 30733 characters, 763 lines, 23 pages, and 535 Paragraphs of it!)
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