When I first read this I laughed my ass off. Unfourtunatly it isn't mine but I want everyone who has watched even a single anime to read this.

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Beaten:

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Think about...All the children out there that are dying.

Because of child abuse.

Diseases.

Homelessness.

And think about...

Kelsey Briggs.

Who broke two legs.

And a man of which her mother married.

Kicked her and killed her.

Her dad expected to see her happy, joyful face.

But instead,

he had to bury her little girl.

You may think

That this world is peaceful and nothing bad ever happens.

You may think that all the bad stuff was a coincidence;

An accident.

But it's not.

There are bad people out there.

Drunk alcoholics.

Rappers.

Child abusers.

People that pretend to be poor,

So they can get money and more food.

And much more.

You may think this is stupid.

But of what I think is true.

God is trying to help us.

In a way.

You may not know it.

But he tries his hardest to save the world.

And make it a better place.

For children.

And adults.

God tries to stop people from doing bad things.

Especially to children.

But he can't stop them.

Because the people are too bad and don't care about stuff,

that are important...at all.

There are people that are racists.

That hate blacks.

Hate people with different religions.

60 million people died years ago,

Because of this man.

Who thought some people weren't perfect.

If they were blonde and had blue eyes.

They would be alive.

But if not...

They had to be shot or killed in some way.

If you don't care about this poem at all...

Then you have no heart...

at all...

There's just a little hole in your heart

that makes you not care for anything.

Not even child abuse.

So for the people who do care...

So I need you to do a favor for me and all the other people out there.

Do everything you can to stop all this bad stuff.

Give food and clothes to poor people...

Recycle.

Try to stop child abuse as much as you can...

Don't make fun of people on their looks,

personality,

race,

even people who have disabilities of stuff.

Try your best to save the world...Heal the World.

Please.

If you have a golden heart.

Then you would do this favor for me and the other people out there...

Who NEED help!

Help people...

Try to find cures for people and children

Who have diseases.

Help people...

that have disabilities.

Help deaf people learn sign language so that they can

understand better.

Help blind people...

So they can try to feel and hear what they are trying to say

and help them guide into new places.

Please...We are all begging you...

Make a little space to make a better world!!

Promise all of us...

That you will try to Heal the World...

Think about the children

and their children's children.

Think about Kelsey Briggs!

Think about of how she felt!!

Think about all the children that have diseases.

Think about how they feel!!

Please...

Help us...

Help us make this world a better place!!...

Heal it...

You know it...

You want to do it.

No matter how much you hate them...

Deep inside your heart...

You'll feel bad for them...

We love you!!

And you love us!

Heal...

The...

people dying!

If you care enough for the living...

Make a better place for you and for me...

There are...

World.

People dying...

If you care enough for the living...

Make a better place...

For You and For Me

You and for me

Heal the world we live in!

You and for me

Save it for our children.

You and for Me

Heal the world we live in.

You and For Me.

Heal...

You and for Me...

All the time...All my friends...

You and For me...

Save it for our children...

You...

And...

For...

ME!!

HEAL THE WORLD!!

Heal...

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't hate Nightcloud like the rest of the world does just because Crowfeather is using her, copy and paste this into your profile and add you name to this list: Stardawn, Allan Pike (If anybody else agree's please tell me)

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

No person is born evil, no dog is born vicious.

Be kind and caring, strong and brave, and you're on your way up.

If you're going to a new school, remember that someone else is going to another school too, and you both will survive.

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, Allan pike/ Tempestfury(star)

If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many kids and teens are smoking and using marijuana. If you haven't tried it, copy and paste this to your profile. (To those who do this: YOU ARE ALL POWERFUL, RESISTING DRUGS! GO YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMOKE OR USE MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF DRUG!!)

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those snobby obnoxious people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, Stardawn, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Allan Pike

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Scourge, Bone, Tigerstar )

If you've ever been obsessed with something so much people are now fearing what effect it may cause on you, copy and paste this to your profile (I like books. . . ) Ditto

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've realized I said something like that earlier, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five perfect of kids are trying to be popular and fit in. If you're the 5 percent who doesn't try that, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever gotten to sidetracked that you forgot an entire conversation, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile (p.s. Being unique is what makes you cool!!)

People say "You are what you eat." So, if you eat candy, does that make you a sweet person? If you wonder this too, copy and paste this to your

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much)

If you remember me writing something like that and this sentence earlier, please excuse my horrible forgetfulness.

If you would (but are not allowed to) live in a bookstore so you could be the first person to get the latest Warriors or Varjak Paw book, copy and paste this to your profile. If it's just for Warriors, add your name to this list: Leafpool's Loyalty, Brooksilver, Mistypool, Sparrowflight, Brownstar, Faithrose,. If it's only for Varjak Paw, add your name to this list: Faithrose. If it's for BOTH, add your name to THIS list: Faithrose, Stardawn, Allan Pike ( FAITHROSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON ALL THREE LITS!!)

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. How many times have I whished that? Lets see 10 times 4 to the power one 100 add nine times it by... ummmm infantry?

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Faithrose, Stardawn, Allan Pike

If you can't understand half the things anyone says nowadays, copy and paste this into your profile. (My mind is just weird... I think about things differently.)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile.

Fights for Animal Rights!

Become a supporter today!

If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. How many times?

you're random and don't care, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen backwards off a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. In fact I believe all stories have happened in an AU...

98 percent of the internet population have a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

From now on, remember these 14 statements:

1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7. You are unique and special.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.

12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.

14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.

If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that there was no #8 copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007/8 WHEN...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Put this in your profile if you have over 100 copy and paste things! (Or just can't be botherd to count) And and yourself to this list: Allan Pike

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Copy and paste this if you think Linking park rocks!

Favorite characters

Naruto:

1: Naruto

2. Hinata

3. Kiba

4. Lee

5. Tenten

6. Neji

Sonic:

1: Sonic!!

2: Tails

3: Amy

Warriors:

1: Firestar (Fireheart)

2. Sandstorm (I like speed)

3: Greystripe

4: Runningwind (I like the name)

5: Bluestar

Pairings I like:

Son/Amy knux/rgu Cosmo/Tails Cream/Tails

Naru/Hina Sas/Sak Shik/Tem

FireSand

FireSpotted

StormBrook

ShrewWhite

Brichwhite (I like pairing two characters in warrior with two people strange...)

MouseRunnig (They are not siblings! I don't care what anything says!)

SquirrelBramble

YellowJagged

CindeLittle

SorrelBracken

RainSwallow

CloudBright

FernDust

LeafCrow

FeatherCrow

SilverGray

Eragon/Arya

any forbidden love

Pairings I hate:

Any incest (P.S For me Mousefur and Runningwind are NOT Siblings)

Any same gender

Anyone with Naruto expect Hinata (vice versa)

Pairings I don't like:

Any other parings which I have not put down (story wise)

Fav songs (links to music video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2q3FJTFgtk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6cbsFzdBr4&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF84pIhP5UM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sJPUTTfNbg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9s3F8o34s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

Thank you to anyone who take’s time to read anything I have done

And a Hearty thank you to anyone how actually read my entire profile! (All 5794 words, 30733 characters, 763 lines, 23 pages, and 535 Paragraphs of it!)