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| The Jolly Gnu |
Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, StarTrek: Enterprise, StarTrek: Other, Harry Potter, Young Dracula, and StarTrek: The Next Generation. Name: The Jolly Gnu. Age: When you've passed 2000, it gets a bit hazy. Sometimes it seems like seventeen. Gender: Tricky one. Last time I looked, male. Appearance: Exactly one inch shorter and slightly less handsome than the Thirteenth Doctor. I suppose I should issue a Warning: I'm one of those annoying Doctor Who fans who takes every opportunity to complain about the New Series. A couple of years ago, I pretty much exclusively wrote hate-fics about Rose Tyler, or the new series in general. But enough of that. I'm turning my gaze onto serious fics now. I've kept the majority of my old fics up as a marker of how much my writing has improved. Please don't feel pressured to read them, as you may end up judging me by the personality of a much younger me. "Death's Embrace," "The Venomous Mountain" and "What Lies Beneath" (which I won't be updating until I've caught up with it in the 13th Doctor's chronology) are currently my only serious Doctor Who stories. If you're easily offended or confused, don't read any of the rest, because they're just silly. My non- Who stuff is either serious (my Star Trek fics, Will of the Devil) or straight comedy (The Wedding), but I'm unlikely to update any of that ever again. Ever. So don't even ask. If you haven't come across the authors on my favourites list, scrutinise them for yourself. They are very funny, very talented, and often both. So... yes. Take a breath, step into my TARDIS... and enjoy the ride. | |||||||
1. The Venomous Mountain » reviewsFirst in a series of Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor. Glen Nevis, Scotland, 2011. There's a strange blue box in the Glen, a strange creature within the Mountain, and a strange man with no memory in the Hospital... Reviews very much appreciated.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,210 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 10-25-092. Tales from the Holodeck reviewsJust some random musings on programs I'd like to see created on the holodeck. Very few of these will be serious, and even fewer will make any sense at all.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-103. Death's Embrace » reviewsAll residents: a public execution will be held in the main gallery in half an hour. All wishing to be publicly executed, please report to the supervisor's office." The Twelfth Doctor can't trust himself to go on living...Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete4. What Lies Beneath reviewsThe Thirteenth Doctor and Jenny arrive in Cornwall, 2008. They then set about seeking 210 year-old treasure, saving a seaside town from destruction, preventing an alien invasion, and trying to stop that damn rain. The usual.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-095. The Will of the Devil reviewsNo one really thinks about those minor characters whom we never see, but who logically must be there, do they? How do you think Will's parents feel?Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete6. Star Trek: Ultimate: Mystery of Forway » reviewsA new series! New crew, new ship, new enemies! Captain Yale of the USS Ultimate wants to unravel the mystery of the Forway Nebula, but he gets more than he bargained for...PLEASE REVIEW THIS STORY!StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 7-27-077. A toast to birthdays reviewsThe Doctor celebrates his birthday. Is there that much difference between forty four and two thousand, to a time lord?Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete8. Here is a box A Musical Box It is TARDIS shaped » reviewsVery strange Dr Who fanfiction in the form of the opening of Camberwick Green. Inspired by Life On Mars. Please review!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 9-24-079. The Wedding » reviewsWhy was the epilogue of DH not set at Ron and Hermione's wedding? Because it was a complete fiasco...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 8-6-0710. Time Hash reviewsWhat if Time Crash had ended differently? Yes, you heard that correctly. Yes, Time Crash. I'm guilty of Mild Humour in this story...Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-0711. A Time for War: The Time War reviewsThe Time War! Chaos, Disaster, Unlimited Rice Pudding and a Very Deceitful Master... First Chapter is a trailer of sorts.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0712. The Oncoming Enemy » reviewsIn the Alternate Universe, Rose and alternate Captain Jack have lured the thirteenth Doctor from his own universe. But Jack may be cooking up a diabolical scheme... The first in maybe a long series. Humour's very strange and all over the place.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete13. Star Trek: Future Perfect » reviewsFour years after the events of ST: Enterprise, Travis Mayweather is first officer on board the USS Challenger, but when the greatest villian Starfleet has ever faced attacks without warning, he must be prepared to take command, and sacrifice everything...StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - T. Mayweather & M. Reed
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