If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull", or pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you are weird and proud of it, then copy this onto your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate
Why Chocolate is better than sex: :O
1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Ask me any three questions and i will answer it truthfuly
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.(hell yea)
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
How to annoy people in a Cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Yell out what is going to happen.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Try to start a wave.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best Friends: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Best Friends: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Well, that was fun!"
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Best Friends: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial.
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best Friends: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue.
"Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.
Friends: Are only through highschool/college.
Best Friends: Are for life.
Friends: Would ignore this letter
Best Friends: Will repost this junk!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle!)
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
If you think Harley is gay, paste this on your profile.
If you think Myles Devine is a retard, paste this on your profile.
If you are crazy, paste this on your profile.
If you have an addiction to video games, paste this on your profile.
If you love to hang out with your friends, paste this on your profile.
If you have a neopets account, paste this on your profile.
1f u lyk3 1337, pa5t3 th15 0n ur pr0f1l3.
If your foot has ever been eaten, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a nasty temper and are angered by breathing, paste this in your profile.
If you are a contestshipping freak, and HATE cookieshipping, paste this in your profile.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
I'm tall, so I MUST play basketball
I'm German, so I MUST be racist
I'm not homophobic, so I MUST be a gay
I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd
I don't care what people think of me, so I MUST be stupid and ugly
I love reading and playing online, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST glob on pounds of makeup every morning
I am WIERD, so I MUST be uncool
I have an EGO, so I MUST be a self centered bitch
I have a bunch of morals, so I MUST have no life
I have an odd word for every letter in the alphabet, so I MUST have no life
I think YOU'RE STUPID, so I must be EINSTEIN
I can't run to save my life, so I MUST be out of shape
I'm not popular, so I MUST not be worth your timeI typed all the ones starting at the makeup, so I MUST be bored (ya got that one right!)
I'm INDIAN so i MUST own a convenience store
~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
Paste this on your profile if you belive that if the world was a video game, you would rule it.
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