My random conversations that I have:

"Do you know what's creepy? I know what's inside of people." "Now how do you know that?" "Anatomy class." "... yeah that's a little creepy."- me and my bestest buddy Rin.

"Do you know what would be funny?" "I know a lot of things that would be funny. What's your idea?" "A moth mafia. The Mothia." "LOLOMGHAHAHA!"- me and my other bestest buddy Rhea

"You... might be a redneck." "MIGHT? There's no MIGHT about this. This is absolute undenyability!" "Is that even a word?." "You know, I don't know."- me and a weirdo talking.

"Do you think they could just put my appendix back?" "They could, but they'd charge us for that too." "... we're screwed." "Yup."- me and my dad after I looked at my hospital bill.

"Well, it happened." "What?" "Your daughter got in her first fender-bender." "Ah, crap." "Didn't you hear me? She hit someone!" "... a HUMAN?!"- my stepmom and my dad after a little incident in the parking lot at school.

"I used to be the least expensive kid! What happened?" "You started wanting things. You know... I preferred you liking shiny things." "Why's that?" "Because I'd rather pay for shiny things than Paris, a car, glasses, and surgery." "Hey! I didn't PICK surgery! My appendix decided to get inflamed on its own! And I still like shiny things! Everyone likes shiny things!"- a conversation between me and my dad.

"Why is my oldest daughter taller than me?" "Because our family is full of freaks." "True, true." - me and my dad again.

"He exposed himself at a strip club." "Ew, really?" "He'd been having some hard times-" "I'll bet he was having a hard time." - me and my stepmom.

"Why's it such a bad thing that you look like your mother?" "Have you seen my mother?" "...I've seen the backside of her."- me and my stepmom again.

"They made that wrong." "Well, my cousin, Viola, has a six legged sheep in her bathroom." "... come again?" "Not a REAL sheep, it's one of those wall hangings." "Oh. For a second there I thought you meant she had an actual sheep in her bathroom." "Well, with my family, you never know."- me and my stepmom again.

"Few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna have been like that-" "Dad?" "Yeah?" "Why are you singing Hollaback Girl?"- me and my dad.

"Woof woof!" "Aww, he said his first word!" "... my little brother's first word was woof?" - my brother, my stepmom, me, in that order.

"I don't look Indian..." "That's your Irish blood." "Oh." "You know, we're black too." "... we are NOT." "And Viking." "Dude, seriously?" "Uh-huh." "So... I can sail across the sea to met you, scalp you when I get there, and call you racist if you through me in jail?" "I don't think it works like that." "Oh well. It was worth a shot." - me and my grandma.

"He got his boyfriend pregnant." "Check that sentence." "Whoops, I meant she did." "Hahaha!" "... what?"- Nana trying her hardest to explain something to me.

"They're coming to take me away, haha! They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha, to the happy farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats because they're coming to take me away, haha!" "Took them long enough." "Better watch it, Nana. I told them where you live." "So they're coming to take me away, haha?" "Hoho, hehe, haha."- me and Nana.

"Hey, guess what." "Huh?" "I have manly gasoline" "ORLY?"- convo between me and Rhea after a stupid captcha online.

"I think we should take our showers in the morning and get ready from there." "Ineptitude?" "Yay!" "What?" "What?" - me and Rhea the night before our prom.

"If life gives you lemons, STAB IT WITH A KNIFE!!" "Life needs to give him a straight jacket." - Tiffany and Jordan, talking to me.

"Did you hear about the goat outside of her window that barks all night long?" "Her goat barks?" "... yes, and it uses its ninja powers to get to her window." "Oh."- me and Emily.

"There's a slight breeze coming through." "Yeah, and it smells like coke." "Hehehehe."- Alex and me after she blew in my face.

"Only in Europe will you find pictures of anime style cellphones on a train." "Only in Europe could you find a LOT of things." "This place is strange, huh?" "Oh, yeah." - me and Alex again.

"Ohmigosh! The naked men light up here!" "That's something you don't get to say everyday."- me and a girl in the group I went to France with.

"Ninja-ShaZam!!" "You do realize that's going to end up as one of our usernames or something, right?"- Me and Rhea

"I think it's gonna rain." "Naw, it's just me and my ninja bunny powers." "Come look at these clouds!" "... Dude, I have some serious ninja bunny powers."- Me and Rhea

"Well he's pissed." "Pissed? Like I should call dibs on your stuff now pissed?" "Hahahaha-no."- me and Becca.

"A blind man in Canada saw that coming." "Well then I'm a blind, deaf, and dumb chick in New England, because I sure as hell didn't!"- Me and Becca

"Okay, this is priceless. Bha gràdh againn aig t-uisge beatha means 'we used to love whiskey' in Gaelic." "Hahahaha. Used to?" "Maybe they love whiskey, but it doesn't love them."- me and Becca.

"Awesome possum." "Excellent Peasant." "I am no peasant!" "I'm totally not a possum."- Me and Tim.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" "Seriously, what did you smoke this morning? I need some." "Bread." "... was it baked with crack?" "Nope, wheat." "You mean weed, don't you?"- me and my sister

"The other day, I dropped something at work and I said 'Aw, Fizzgig'." "You are a fizzgig." "I am not short and harry!! And I don't have a tail!" "But you do wail a lot." "True." - me and Becca

"Do not slice my jugular vein! I need that!" "... I was just gonna poke it."- me and Becca.