Now that THAT's over,

Hello, Hi, hola, Konichiwa, hiola, and wazzup?!

FreexFlyer here, just another crazy Sasunarusasu fan.

Here's some 411-

Really, I found this on Semeuke dot com, and this is all you need to know about me-

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

So, Don't Fuck With Me Seme's, an especially warm welcome.--shmirk--

If I were anyone's child, I would belong to Gaara and Neji. Imagine this - Gaara red hair with Temari's style, eyes almost as pale as Neji's, with his attitude until you really get to know me. Then, I'm like Gaara.

I looooove Naruto, Bleach, Twilight, Dane Cook, Ralphie May, D N Angel, Maximum Ride, Fruits basket, Gravitation, Kamichama Karin, Love Hina, and Loveless. If you have a manga/anime that you recommend, PLEASE TELL ME!! I WELCOME ALL PM'S!!

I am annoyed by people who are intoolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch.

And if you got that refrence, then you get an especially warm welcome as well.

I support-

Sasunaru--favorite pairing!--

Narusasu

Leesaku

Gaanaru(or gaaruto)====second favorite! GAARA IS MY LOVER!====

Tenneji

kibahina

and ShikaTemari

I HATEHATEHATTTTTTTE

Sakusasu

sakunaru

hinaru

naruhina

Naruto and Jaraiya ( I know- So wrong)

And any such blasphemous pairing such as those above.

I listen to thousands of various songs, and currently have (on my iPod nano),

945 Songs

1037 yaoi photos

and an assload of artists.

My current song- Innocence, by Avril Lavigne

My top 5 artists-

Avril Lavigne

Hawthorne heights

Tatu

Evanescence

Alesana

And my top 5 songs are (in no particular order)-

Read My Mind, The Killers

The Last Three Letters, By Alesana

Run Away, by Avril Lavigne

Innocence, by Avril Lavigne

Rescue Me, by Hawthorne Heights

!!FAVORITE FANFIC QUOTE!!

"What's up with that? One day I'm going to punch that stupid grin right off of his face. I'm going to go so ape-shit on that dobe and instead of laughing that stupid laugh of his he's going to be writhing in pain from his beat down. But the strange thing is, I know it'll be just the same the next day. I know he'll be bloody and shit-faced and I'll be staring down at him with the deadliest glare I have, and he'll still smile and say 'Well fuck, this sucks doesn't it?'"- Sasuke on the topic of Naruto, Story-Diary of a Madman, by Mountain Blue.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Deidara
2. Kakashi
3. Sasuke
4. Gaara
5. Naruto
6. kiba

7. Shikamaru
8.Tobi
9. Kankuro
10. shino
11. Sasori
12. Fourth Hokage

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Uh, no.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YESH! HE ISH MAH SEXY LOOOOOVE!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

MPREG! RUN AWAY!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeeeees... --drool--

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NONONONONONONONO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Uh, if I must choose? Five ten. Sorry, not a fan of nine.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He wouldn't notice, he'd be to busy watching the clouds.

And when he did notice, he would call it troublesome and walk away.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

When Shino is rejected by his love, he searches for solace... And finds it in the form of Sasuke Uchiha.

(BARF)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

YES! ALLWAYS!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A crack Fic.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Uh, there would not be one. Gaara is Naru's.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Hell yeah. Hell, I read Sasuke het.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sadly, no.

TT.TT

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

hells yeah! And I would read it and love it.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Name", and no, I don't know why. It just reminds me of him.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelce fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING-CRACK FIC!! Character revival! AU! BAD PICK-UP LINES!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Come with me. Ask no questions. If you comply to my every wish, I will get you the next volume of Icha Icha."

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: (copywrite-Tesina Gela Gardner. It belongs to her, ppl!)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;

You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word "sauce" you add a "sue nah roo" to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura "touches" Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the "obsession";
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;

You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what "it" was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors' or 'for drug purposes'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, jump up and down and scream, 'I Won! I Won! '

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane, copy this on to your profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, The Flaming Hyperbole, FreexFlyer

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 of teens have moved on to rap music. if you're part of the 8 that still rock out every day, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you dont watch laguna beach or the O.C or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At The Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you had ever thought that anime guys are cuter and hotter then real guys (Smarter, Stronger etc), copy this into your profile.

If you hate all prejudice copy and paste this into your profile. (except for Pride & Prejudice- Darcy rocks!)

If you have ever been accused of being emo, copy and paste!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

You know you live in 2007 when...1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Some quotes from Reduced Shakespeare: The Complete Guide for the Attention Impaired (Abridged) by Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor

"Essay Question: In this play a baby is abandoned on the shores of Bohemia, a country with no coastline. Make up some smart-ass essay question about that "genius" Shakespeare’s knowledge of geography, and then answer it."

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture."

"They revel in contradiction: "Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds," Shakespeare observes in Sonnet 94; "In some perfumes there is more delight/ Than in the breath that my mistress reeks," he lovingly declares in Sonnet 130; "Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate," he warns in Sonnet 142; and "Am I not love’s beeyotch?" he cries in Sonnet 133 (in an admittedly loose paraphrase)."

"That, at least, is the traditional view. The beauty of the sonnets, however, is that they can be interpreted in literally a billion ways. (Mere mortals cannot fully comprehend the actual figure. Not even Stephen Hawking on an espresso bender.)"

"Essay Question: Why do we pay for someone to rotate our tires? Don’t they rotate on their own?""Essay Question: Have you ever tricked someone into murdering his spouse? If so, why are you admitting it?"

"Fun Fact: Did you know that if Shakespeare were alive today, he’d be kicking and screaming inside his coffin?"

What is your name?

Hannah
When did you start liking SasuNaru? Day one (as soon as sasuke came into the picture)
Is it #1 on your list? You know it
What is your favorite SasuNaru moment? When Sauke tells Nruto that thier hearts are connected at the Valley at the End
Why?Naruto. Sasuke. Talking of connections. And hearts. 'Nuff said.
Who do you like better of the two? Sasu -
Why? Because he is so strong and masculine, yet around Nruto, sometimes, he's softer adn more open, and the more you know about him the more you want to hug him and love him forever... But that's Naru's job -
Who do you think is a better seme? Sasuke or Naruto? Sasuke, no competition. He's sooooo masculine, can you see him on bottom without laughing? I can't.

Better uke?

Naruto, because he's so kawaii and more...Immature. DEFINATELY not in charge here -
Do you read/write fanfiction about this pairing? Read/Write? How about Live/Breathe?
What is your favorite fic on this pairing?:Hmmm... right now it's Silent Gardener by Crazy purple sage
Where did you find it? Fanfic, where else?
Do you draw fanart for this pairing? Yeah, and it's pretty damn good if I do say so myself
What is your favorite SasuNaru fanart? This one where Sasuke and Naruto are little and Naruto has fox ears and a fox tail and Sasuke has black wolf ears/tail. Naruto is smiling and holding on to a red ribbon that's tied to Sasuke's tail. Uber Kawaii!
Do you have a favorite SasuNaru artist? Nope.

Do you read SasuNaru doujinshi? Scanlated or Raw? Yea, but I shan't tell wheter or not it's raw.
What is your favorite SasuNaru doujinshi? Don't have one.
Do you have a site dedicated to the pairing? Not as of yet...
If not, then what is your favorite SasuNaru site? I can never find any, damnit!!
How many times a day do you think about SasuNaru? When do I not?
How much SasuNaru can you take before you go crazy? Me? Crazy? Babe, you're a bit late for that
Do you think Sakura gets in the way of SasuNaru? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Why? She has NO VALLAD REASON to like Sasuke and he hates her openly, AND YET SHE STILL CLINGS TO HIM LIKE A SIMPERING LITTLE BEOTCH!! EUURGH!
Who else gets in the way of SasuNaru? Masashi Kishimoto. STOP THE DAMN BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
Has your SasuNaru love ever wavered? Noooooooo!
Why? Why do you even ask?
What would you like to happen in the Manga between Sasuke and Naruto? For Naruto to find Sasuke, talk some sense into him, and have them both take down Orochimaru. THEN they shall track down Itachi and kill him, then they will confess thier love and have hot yaoi smex.
Do you think Kishimoto Masashi will put them together at the end? Hells yeah.
Why? Because they are seemlessly perfect for eachother(PM me for details)
Have you ever tried to convert someone into a SasuNaru fan? Yea.
Did it work? yup

Lastly, What is your prediction of Sasuke and Naruto's future relationship?

Naruto will flirt around with Sasuke until he decides that he's had enough and then they shall confess thier love and skip off into the sunset whisteling the Andy Griffith Theme song and anticipating the Yaoi smex that will surely follow.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when your goal in life is to convert the entire world into die hard Sasunarusasu fans, and you tell your teacher this when she asks you on the first day of school.

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My AlLtImE FaVoRiTe QuOtEs

"Damn villagers, hating Naruto for what is in him!"

"What, Sasuke?"-a conversation I had with myself while reading this Sasunaru fic, basically Naruto screamed 'BECAUSE OF WHAT IS IN ME!! THEY HATE ME!!'. This popped up.

"DAMMIT UCHIHA!! I’LL WRITE YOUR PORN WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY!! "-Kaie13

'Sasuke closed his eyes and politely thanked the magical god of communal bathing.'-Bath house, a sasunaru fic.

“We’d be glad to have her over a well. Any friend of yours is–”

“Likely to hate us,”-Blind as love, a lovely BlindNaru fic. Yknow, I feel terrible. My favorite Naruto fanfics all have Naruto Mute, blind, or totally and completely ignorant of everything. I guess I just like making Sasuke save him, or making Naruto save Sasuke and making it even more hilarious seeing as Naruto did it with one less sense than everyone else. This rant has gone on far to long.

"“Wanna hear something cool, Sasuke-kun? I met this really cute girl in a ramen shop, two years ago, and we had lunch. The lunch was great and everything, but the best part was when she invited me over to her house!”

“What the hell would I care about your moronic-”

“Let me finish, Sasuke-kun. So at her house, she had all these nice things, like pretty things, you know? Wow, I think she even had this authentic ramen collection with shrimp flavor, chicken flavor, hot chili flavor, spinach flavor-”

“You idiotic-”

“-beef flavor, pizza flavor, ramen flavor, top ramen flavor-”

“There’s no such thing as ramen ramen flavor. Now would you mind telling me what the hell happened-”

“-and bunny flavor. Don’t glare at me like that, Sasuke-kun, or you’ll go cross-eyed. Anyway, I’m getting to the best part. Where was I?”

“Shut up, Uzumaki.”

“Oh yeah, so I was at this girl’s house and then I started wondering why I was even over here. And it got really creepy because suddenly I see the girl completely naked and she’s looking at me like she wants to do things that I’m not comfortable talking about in public.”

Sasuke starts to pale and grits out slowly.

“Dobe. This isn’t funny. If you’re going to tell me that I have your diseased, infected blood in my mouth, then don’t draw it out in a long, disgusting story.”

I shake my head and grin. “Oh no, no, the girl didn’t have any diseases or nothing.”

“Then what’s the point-”

“Because that’s when her big brother comes out of the closet, get it, get it? And he’s completely naked and he’s also looking at me like he wants to do things that I’m not comfortable with, you know?”

“You fucking idiot, you’ve given me AIDS. I’m going to fucking kill yo-”

At this point, my lips are twitching and it’s taking all will power to continue my story.

“No, no, Sasuke-kun, that’s not what I’m getting to. Will you let me finish? Good grief, you kill stories, you know that? Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Sasuke’s eyes are twitching and he says in a creepily calm voice. “Okay, then, Naruto. Finish your story. Please.”

“Wow, thank you for being so obliging, Sasuke-kun. You’re much more appealing when you’re not yelling or glaring or stick-up-the-assing or-”

“NARUTO.”

“And anyway, I don’t do anything with those two naked freaks, because I just don’t roll like that. Really, Sasuke, I’m hurt that you’d think so lowly of me. So, I run outside, but I have two left feet, so I end up tripping over the stairs. You’d better be listening, Sasuke, because I’m getting to the best part. So, I trip and guess what I trip over?”

I pause for effect, ignoring the murderous look on Sasuke’s face.

“Yeah, that’s right, Sasuke-kun. A drooling, savage, rabid dog.”

All the blood from Sasuke’s face drains away, except for the smear of my own blood on his pale lips.

“Are you saying that-”

I look up with the straightest face that I can muster and nod, with a sad finality.

“And that’s how Uzumaki Naruto got rabies.”-Disadvantaged Children, a hilarious and sad and exciting and hot sexy beast of a fic by thetwistedtruth. The thing is, Naruto had blood in his mouth and forcibly kissed Sasuke, then started this quote, which I love.

"Ladies, Seamen! Twelve o' clock!"

"I hope to god that when I turn around there are sailors. Ya never know with this one."-Sex in the City(this quotes for those who are a bit more dirtyminded, like yours truly)

"And sometimes you close your eyes and see the place where you used to live, When you were young" -When you were young, by the killers. Check out the music video and you will know what I mean.

"RRRRRRRRRR! I SAID NO COOKIES!"-Dane Cook

Christian: Suprise me

Philly: NEVER say that! Next thing ya know, there's a boot up your butt.

-- My lil' bros.

"Thank you Welches gods of thunder and jelly and jam for your jelly-like intervention on this Twat."-Dane Cook

"You are such a man eater, your nickname is Nelly Fertado!"

"No one has ever called me that!"

"SILENCE NELLY!"-Me and my sister (BTW, I still call her Nelly. Often.)

"I swear, if he wanted to fly he'd keep breaking every bone in his body and just shout something like "try try again!""-Seven things I hate about you, an awesome fic by Panic. She'll turn you in.

"You are an imaginary whore!" -Carie, sex in the city.

"You are so ditsy," Sasuke grumbled, pushing his empty plate away.

"Your mom, un!" Deidara growled.

"My mom is dead, moron," Sasuke muttered, standing.

"Your mom is dead, un?" Deidara gasped, horrified. "How weird! I thought someone was missing from this house!"

"Yeah, like, everyone?" Sasuke said.

As Deidara giggled, Sasori bopped him on the head. "You are far beyond rude."

"Your mom, un!"

"My mom is dead," Sasori said, calmly.

"Dammit! You guys ruin the fun of the 'your mom' joke, un!"-Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets, a Sasunaru fanfic by No More Masquerade

“You’re making man babies in a box?”Naruto asked.

“Not just a box. It’s a special box.” Kakashi and Naruto, from the sasunaru fic Calming Circles by Hopelesslielost (Go read it-then you'll understand. It's hilarious)

"Believe me, if he saw you strutting down the runway in this, he would jump out of the closet waving a gay flag and doing the YMCA." Sasuke, on the subject of Gaara. I can't remember where this is from, so if you know, don't assume I know and not PM me about it. I like to have Author's full permission for these quotes.

"Deidara, have some decency!" Kisame snapped, "This is a tender subject."

"Too bad we can't say the same for Itachi's steak, un," Deidara noted. Those Weird Feelings No One Gets, by No More Masquerade. Seriously good fic, people. READ IT!

"They sat in silence for a moment before Neji turned the radio on. That was a mistake. A huge, colossal, the-world-is-coming-to-an-end, mistake. A war erupted.

“Rap!”

“Techno!”

“Country!”

“Ew! Not country!”

“Rap!”

“Punk!”

“Puh-lease! As if!”

“Pop!”

“Oldies!”

“Chicken!”

A ceasefire became evident as everyone stared at Kiba. He grinned stupidly and winked. “It’s not a commonly known genre among those with average intelligence.”-Just Walk Away, a wondertifical fanfic by shakamya

"I love my cell phone. It does that thing, when you text someone, and it finishes your word for you, as if to say 'Is this what you mean?' And sometimes, it is. And i say 'Thank you phone, you have anticipated my needs like an atentive lover.' But that is SOMETIMES. The rest of the time, ooooh, the rest of the time, That phone can be a might persumtiuous.'

-Paul F. Tompkins

"I will tell you this, right now. Owls are made of three things- Claws, Feathers, and HATE."-Random Comedian, I saw him while I was watching my show, Live at Gotham.

Naruto- "It's not like you've never screwed up before, Sasuke!"

Sasuke- "You better shut up or I'll screw YOU up, Naruto."

Naruto- "Go for it!"

Sasuke- -Promptly smacks Naruto with Uke Paddle-

-From the Yaoi Paddle, my alltime favorite youtube vid.

"DEATH BY STRANGULATION!"-Deidara

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock only every other one. I figure that no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, he's always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

"People are allways saying 'I read somewhere that the pen is mightier than the sword!'. Yeah, of course you read that! THE FUCKER WITH THE PEN WROTE IT! I'll tell you what, meet me at twelve under the bridge, I'll bring my sword, you bring your pen, we'll see who's mightier then!" - Carlos Mencia

“This is my question,” Itachi started “If Sasuke was inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing, would you go inside and save him?”

Naruto tilted his head to a side “What is Sasuke doing inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?”

Itachi seemed surprised for a second, but quickly hid it “Doing something heroic.”

“Like what?”

“Saving a kitten.”

“Sasuke’s allergic to kittens.”

“Okay. He’s saving a puppy, then.”

“But S’uke hates puppies! Pandas, on the other hand… He loves those!”

Itachi massaged his temples “He’s saving a panda.”

Naruto scratched the back of his head “What’s a panda doing inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?”

The brunette’s left eye started twitching violently “Eating bamboo.”

“Bamboo? Inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?” The blonde snorted “That kind of illogical, ain’t it?”-Overprotective, a sasunaru fanfic by Not Really Yours.

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