Bienvenidos, bonjour, and welcome to the biography page of Dragongirl of the Stars. But... just call me Dots. Really. And vote in my poll. :D

-Latest news: I'M ON HIATUS. I've started a novel, I'm a senior, and I can't be tempted by long-term fanfic bunnies AND deal with AP classes. I may indulge a oneshot from time to time, just to take the edge off, but I won't be attempting to work on anything seriously plot-based. Sorry guys.

You may also find me here. Because art doesn't require as much brainpower as writing. :D

~o.O.o~

Is fanach an ait a gheobfa gliomach:

It is in the unexpected or neglected places that you will find the lobster.

So, justa little bit about me.

Name: I go by Dots. My real name is a word in Gaelic, a word in Spanish, and apparently a word in Italian as well. Go me.

Age: GUESS.

Location: Forever standing with one foot in reality and the other in my imagination. Translation: two very different places at once.

Been a Fanfictioner since: July 16th, 2007. Sad, huh?

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I'm a writer, a gamer, and an artist. But not always in that order. :) I'm a proud supporter of gingerbritishgypsyelf, a brilliant author whom I used to beta for and all around lovely gal; she writes mainly for Doctor Who, but dabbles in a bunch of other amazing stuff. GO VISIT HER NOW.

Like a lot of fanfictioners, I have preferences. Policies, if you will. Said policies and preferences are the following. This is a disclaimer to anyone I happen to annoy and/or offend (un)knowingly. Lord knows ffnet likes disclaimers.

Reviewing:

-I do not sugar-coat. If I say something, I mean it.

-I don't do flames. Flames are pointless, and it's extremely rare for a flame to be even remotely necessary. If I don't like something, I'm gonna be polite about it. Or I won't review at all.

-Lastly, I don't really give a crap if you think my story stinks. I write for the people who want to read my fics, but also for myself. Reviews or no reviews, flames or no flames, stories shall be written. So there.

Favourites:

Movies: Die Hard, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter... The Princess Bride, Dragonheart... X-Men; Dark Knight Saga; Superman, Dead Poets Society, Swing Kids, Red Eye, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, Inception, How To Train Your Dragon... *never ends*

Books: Making this list would be a lesson in complete futility.

TV: HOUSE MD, Stargate SG1, NCIS, Royal Pains, Avatar:TLA, Quantum Leap, and DOCTOR WHO. (I'm so behind... but I hear Matt Smith has captured your hearts!!)

Colour: Green, Red, Black. Maybe a bit of gold.

Music: The variety would make your head explode. Seriously.

THE SPAM. (aka, Random Quote Dumping)

"Do you admit that I am smarter than a bat? You're all experiencing fear in anticipation of some specific air of danger... This is perfectly understandible. Are you ready for some more? Explore! Find my challenges... and when you fail to solve them and lie blubbering like an ignorant child on the floor you will know... the Riddler... is better than you."

-Arkham City, Riddler Trailer

(I loved that trailer to pieces... it's kind of absurd.)

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"How are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO!"

"I'm sorry, can I interrupt? I just wanted to say that you are a horrible, horrible person."

"I feel like I'm covered in cheese!"

"Holmes versus Moriarty... Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

"I'm not a hero. I'm a hotdog."

"You're here because we want the best, and you're it...Nope, couldn't keep a straight face."

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FRY: Mr Smear, how can Michael be your son if you and Mrs Smear have not had sexual intercourse?

LAURIE: Micheal is my son... in the normal way!

(The NORMAL WAY to have children.)

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"Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade... make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn LEMONS, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

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Batman: Don't let me find you out here again.

Fake-Batman: We're trying to help you!

Batman: I don't need help.

Scarecrow: *smug* Not in my diagnosis!

Fake-Batman: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?!

Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

(The Dark Knight)

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V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm.

Evey: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey: Oh, I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

(V for Vendetta)

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"Tell them I mean them no harm!"

"Sorry professor... I must not tell lies."

(Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix)

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"I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!"

"Er...Why a spoon, cousin?"

"...Because it'll HURT MORE, YOU IDIOT!"

(Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)

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"You boys have guts... too bad they're all over the floor!"

"I always like a good shag."

"The origin of every dark shadow is the light of good intentions."

"An apple a day keeps the Doctor away... No wonder he's never here!"

"And yet, I remain unmoved."

"They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff... of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams... of their replicas... all of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."

"A door, once opened, can be passed through either way."

"Trust me, I know the Doctor."

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your TARDIS is?" - Theresa Schwartz

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"Nothing says 'I care!' like an invoice."

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

"People who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door!"

"Estas usando este software de traduccion incorrectamente. Por favor consulta el manual. See? I dunno what I just said, but I can find out!"

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colours - yet they all exist peacefully in the same box."

"A clear conscience is usally the first sign of memory loss."

"If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

"Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real."

"Go suck a rock."

"PROCRASTINATORS UNITE! tomorrow..."

"You have enemies? That's good. That means you've stood up for something once in your life."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there is that they never tried to contact us."

"DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!"

"If you didn't know it was there, you wouldn't know it was there."

"Would you like to see my mask?"

"Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down the stairs."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried nailing jello to a tree."

"I deny not that money can talk, but last I heard it said 'goodbye.'"

"You're insane!! And that's saying a lot coming from me."

"For Halloween I wore a suit, red converse, and a trench coat; people kept giving me strange looks because I told them I was dressed up as an alien."

"I feel normal... this sucks!"

"Insert witty remark here."

"Flaming is for steak and jalepinos. Last I checked, fanfiction authors are not included in either of those catagories, and nor are they found on backyard grills."

"Sugar-coating is for artifically flavoured sweets, not authors asking for reviews."

"You might have a verrrrry minor case of... serious brain damage..."

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A pleasant, normal conversation between me and a friend, regarding the colour of the little car in the remade Pink Panther movie.

Friend:"IT'S BLUE!" Me:"IT'S RED!" "NO, IT'S BLUE!" "RED!!" "BLUE!" "IT'S FREAKIN' RED!" "NUH-UH!" "IS TOO!" 'IT'S BLUE!" "RED!!" (thirty minutes of arguing later, in my living room) --I point to TV screen-- "SEE? IT'S RED!!"

"Why so serious?"

"OMG. Cave Johnson is texting me!"

Doctor-Eleven should have been ginger. End. Of. Story.