I apologize for fics that I took down for revision not being up yet. My computer finally bonked on me, and all my old fics/pictures/files/music are still in the processed of being shuffled around and transferred to my new laptop. School and work has been eating up all my time as well.

I am (bold nicknames are exclusive to certain people. Sorry.)

Michelle. QQ. Qzzy. Myth. Zilla. Chelle. Chelli. Chella. Leetle Were-wolf. Leetle Were-wolf wife. Wifey. Stalker. Sharpie. Q!Wife. Q. Destroyer of Innocence. Qzeel. Q the Destroyer.

Property of Rayne, Annie, Blake, Apo, and Blake again.

Wife to Rayne, Blake, Kingdom, and Jimmy.

And a girl, just in case the nicknames and 'wife' title didn't give it away. ;)

Red Army

Blue sucks. Red rules.

Sarge Wins. Forever. No question.

T/D Quotes (and some other places)

Grammar not edited from the original post.

“...On a happier/stranger note, it both looks and sounds like my two female gerbils are having sex in the glass aquarium beside me. O.o;;;;;;;;;;;”
-Annie.

“Julia: ...When did you get so SMART?”
“Maybe . . . she finally came off of her drugs!”
-Rayne and Blaire.

“The. Cake. Is. A. Lie. But. It. Is. A. Delicious. Lie. -nod-”
-Robert.

“HAHAHAHA! I got a PINK ICEPOP, bitches! What. Now.”
-Hannah.

“The curse is back. D8"
-Jenny.

“. . . How the hell do you get orange tabby kittens and a mare on Google when you type in "old black phone"?”
-Alette.

“Equation. Guy+thought=sex and maybe what he's about to eat.”
-Robert.

“What is it with women and trying to give me a concussion? -rubs head-”
-Robert.

“Other desires meaning 'making furious love to other people'?”
“Well, that's one of them, I suppose~”
“Clap, clap.”
“Point, point?”
-Blaire and Jenn.

“I lvoe you all so much -tear-!!”
“We lvoe you, too. XD”
-Loz and Jenn.

“I like how profiles are up there with hearts and minds.”
-Jenn.

“For some reason, I feel like we're a high school reunion.”
“Yeah, we're the cheerleaders who haven't seen each other since one of us had a baby back in eleventh grade. Jeremy, you shouldn't have slept with him, that baby tore us apart.”
-Blaire and Me.

“FOR THE LAST TIME, PBW STANDS FOR PEANUT BUTTER WISHES!”
-Hannah.

“I happen to like key lime pie normally. takes it But this...this pie is tainted. smashes it against wall”
-Saru.

“Being British instantly makes you cockroach material. So you're either a cock or a roach...”
-Lei.

“FTW~! TAKE THAT, WRONGLY PLACED MAXIMUM RIDE FORUM!”
-Kyota.

“G0ld3 is so totally my mod code. :D”
-Golde.

“...this place is like drugs. Once you get on once, you can stay off. My mom calls it 'concerning.'”
“My mom calls it "stop getting food in the keyboard." o.0;”
-Breeze and Jenn.

“Must I remind you of the sludge incident?”
“You know, that one time where your cooking ATE us?”
-Me and Golde.

“Really? I know Jenny's term of endearment is, ‘Piece of shit.’”
“And "you fucking retard." -nod-”
-Blaire and Jenny.

“Eww. It's a dead thing. Where's QQ? She needs to poke it.”
-Hannah.

“No, I left to elope with an ostrich. -nods-”
-Golde.

“I'm happier than an addict with crack!”
“But your avatar says you aren't Flameh! -stare- o.O;”
“I aren't. Doesn't change the fact that I'm happy as a hippie!”
-Me and Robert.

“Topaz: xD That sucks. There are no men in this house to be embarrassed about.”
“Oh, Army; you just got burned. B. U. R. N. E. D.”
-Hannah and Jeremy.

“I read that as 'Big Ben' for a second, and then I was like, "Whoa, Cass is dating a clock tower? First Q fucks a TV, and now Cass is dating a clock tower?"”
-Blaire.

“...Why...are the muffins...shaped...like triangles? -stare-”
-Jenny.

“Shit on toast, you're right.”
-Blaire.

“BaconJesus died on a skillet for a reason.”
“He died for your cholesterol!”
-Silver and Jenny.

“And I refuse to click your eggs, Ky! Find another whore to do it! XD”
-Silver.

“YOU BROKE THE ORDER, KY. YOU... YOU... ORDER-BREAKER.”
-Silver.

“I suspect Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the Chat Thread.”
-Golde.

“For the sake of your sanity, neverask us to expalin ourselves.”
-Lei.

“If someone videotapes my milky sodomy, I am suing.”
-Silver.

“I hope you take bacon up the ass, Inky. xDDD”
-Silver.

“Well, you're school just sucks. -nod-”
“My are school sucks? Don't insult my are school! D8"
-Natz and Ky.

“...My birthday thread...it has been overtaken by bacon...”
-Julia.

"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame and your inbox is crammed with emails."
-Lei.

“No quiero hablar Espanol. D;”
“Thought "sub sandwich" when I read that, even though I'm quite positive you said nothing about one. I just figured I'd share. :K”
-Natz and Jenny.

“You're a very scary person, Julia. You get so righteously indignant that you forget question marks! That right there is fuckin' terrifying.”
-Jenny.

“The London Broil, mate. We're going to cook London.”
-AD.

“QQ: Sookie/Eric is so worth character death.”
-Pippermint.

“And you said the tarantula was cute, though? /headtilt”
“Well, they're fuzzy.”
“They're spiders big enough to have very, very visible hair. Holy Jesus H. Motherloving Christ on the cross.”
-Blake, me, and Jenny, talking about how I’m scared of spiders but don’t mind tarantulas.

“An epilogue that gives me Hugo Weasley is my kind of epilogue. xDDD”
-Inky.

“You know, if Albus and Scorpius became stereotypically gay together and had some sort of fight about hair and Scorpius criticized Al and Harry's hair, Albus would totally be all, "Yeah, well, your dad's bald," and Scorpius would say, "Whoa, you did notgo there, bitch."
“Did you skip naptime or something, mate? 'Cause that shit is fucked. o0"
-Inky and Jenny.

“J does crack, Q kills a bug, Blake crushes Narcissa, everyone hates him for it (and not liking Draco as a sex symbol) AD bangs Bellatrix. Moar HP talk. Sufficient?”
-Blake. (Look how many quotes you have now that we’re on at the same time!)

"NO! Nothing to see here, move along, move along. :X"
"These aren't the droids you're looking for?"
-Annie and Blake.

"DO EET. FOR QZZY."
"VIVE LE QZEEL! -waves French flag excitedly-"
-Me and Blake.

"Moosies can't pee their pants.
You know why?
Moosies don't wear pants.
:D"
-Annie.

"...I love our modbar, fucked-up Oreo or not."
-Jenny.

"...why are there so many (name).inkblots? o.o"
"It's our Dark Mark. We're the Fanfiction equvialent of Death Eaters."
-Newspaper and Blaire, on the subject of everyone changing their name to something with .inkblot at the end.

"Do you really want to be the Severus Snape of our Death Eaters?"
-Blaire.

"NO. JESUS CHRIST. DO NOT SAY THAT PHRASE. WHAT IF IT HEARS YOU AND COMES TO KILL YOU IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8"
-Jenny, on the subject of dial-up.

"See? You're Amish. You use Jesus Christ, and you're scared of dial-up~"
-Natz. MOAR dial-up.

"I think it'll be easier if I just assume everyone is Jenny, and that she is just using her crazy mod powers to impersonate everyone, like Rayne (Jenny) told me earlier."
-Ben.

"Hang on a second. What the fuck is this conversation, and why do I have multiple children in it? XDDDD"
-Jenny.

"Shimmy, do you want a divorce? Okay, that's a stupid question; you just said you did. Alt, do you want a divorce? ...I don't really care whether or not you do. -fingersnap- Great. You guys are divorced now. :D"
-Ky.

"Psst, they're in the cupboard on the left in the second drawer."
"No, that's where Jenny's baby pictures are. Don't look; they're kind of horrifying."
-Ana and Julia.

"Christ. This is turning into a regular after-hours convention. Do we break a window and steal shit now or what?"
-Jenny.

"...Jenny's on? It's ten-thirty. o_o"
"Y'know what? Your face is ten-thirty. O_0;"
-Ky and Jenny.

"So /that's/ what Ky looks like! :D"
"Yup. Mystery solved!"
-Julia and Jenny on the above quote.

"Oooooohmiiiiiigooooood. Does anyone know if there's any way possible to get hair dye off of a wall? My ass is so toast if my stepdad sees this..."
-Gray.

"I just got my ass kicked by a beagle. I'm hardcore."
-Jenny.

"I am a magical ninja that believes in the power of SCIENCE."
-Apo.

"Anything that's not American = British. -sage nod-"
-Jenny.

"Please don't be offended, though--I discriminate against everyone equally and mean no offense. 0:D/XD;"
-Jenny.

"I'm sorry, but your Jirachi is a little whore! XDDDDDDDDDDD"
"YOU'RE A LITTLE WHORE, YOU WHORE. D;"
-Alt and Ky.

"I don't! Small children and puppies love me! You can't be scary if small children and puppies love you. Well, you can, but only if you have candy and smell like dogfood. BUT I DON'T!"
"Uhhh.
I totally did not follow you through that. :D"
-Me and Rayne.

"I'd like to inform you all that I almost died in the movie theater today. -nod-"
-Blaire.

"People who talk or have phones/small children get drinks thrown at them. It's a law."
-Jenny.

"If this doesn't stop not being English, I'm going to start translating it however it looks. -nod-"
-Jenny, on the people speaking not-English.

"Even in Spanish, bears are fucking evil. -nod-"
-Jenny.

"Your name makes me want to eat you-- and not in the sexy way."
-Silver, on the penname Pippermint.

"...I wonder where all of my money goes. I don't see a damned penny of it. You guys will know if I ever find out where it is, 'cause I'll be too busy buying food to talk ever again."
-Jenny.

"Wow. That's just... not helping your case. XDDD No matter how you say it 'bird-kid' will always sound ridiculous. -nod-"
-Golde.

"That's what I said! Like, two months ago, I sent Jenny a PM saying that and also talking about you, and she basically went, "Well, we could mod anyone." And I was like, "Right. So...Cass and Pip? :D" 8D"
"And I was like, "Bacon sandwich lololol." And we sort of stopped PMing after that. (I forget exactly what happened, but I'll bet you that's close. XDDD)"
-Kyota and Jenny.

"My nature is easily influential, you're just giving me bad ideas!"
"Community service?"
-Rayne and Alt.

"Why would anyone watch a movie about that? Sounds like crap to me~"
"Shut up and go sit with the art freaks. D:"
-Ky and Pip on the movie Mean Girls.

Also, it's very hard/nearly impossible to armpit fart with boobs. D:"
"I...never, ever, ever expected to see that sentence even uttered. XDDD"
-Me and Alt.

"Mhmm...you can't tell me that this didn't shit on my yard last night. -hold up dead cat-"
"Dude, that is not okay. Stealing from Chinese restaurants is wrong."
-Kingdom and Jenny.

"Seafood in your pants. :D"
-Kingdom.

"What's thanksgiving?"
"It's the day we must sacrifice offerings to the great dark god of the harvest in thanks for all it has given us during the year. If our sacrifices, or lack there of, do not please the harvest god it shall unleash it's unholy wrath upon us. That is why we Americans call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"."
-Jo and Apo.

"My God makes everything: the Internet, the Beatles, ice-cream, EVERYTHING. 8D"
"Your God is overworked. :("
-Whispy and Jenny.

"I'm still a RAINBOWZ FLUFFEH BUNNEH with RAINBOWZ BEEMZ OF LURVE."
"Well I'm still a EVIL RAINBOW UNICORN OVERLORD THAT SHALL SUBJUGATE YOU ALL TO MY SHINY AND IRON-FISTED WILL!"
-Me and Apo.

"Caps always = srs bsnss.
Or Billy Mays."
-George.

"It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Instead of being the day when all the Pokémons taught the Jedis how to grow crops, it's something about moose and maple syrup."
-Jenny.

"Canada is like the bastard child of the U.S. and Britain. I mean, they're basically an extra state, but they still go for that monarchy shit you guys have going on. :K"
-Jenny.

"Seriously, guys, what's so important that you can't share with the rest of us?"
"Something about bacon sandwiches. I, for one, don't care about bacon sandwiches, so they can keep that to themselves."
-George and Blake.

"I LOL'd. And then felt a little bad about it."
-Pippermint.

"Does he ever get the dead guy out of his tent? (I stopped reading it so I could finish Angela's Ashes for school. Fuck reading it over a period of a month. I'll just get it done now.)"
"... I totally just misread your post, and I was like, 'Wait. That never happened in Angela's Ashes.'"
-Me and Pippermint.

"If we're electing dead people, let's do Nixon. Zombie Nixon would be so fucking scary. No one would mess with our shit."
-Jenny.

"Eight thousand dollars? That's, like...five thousand root beers."
"It's supposed to be incredibly painful. -wince-"
"Five thousand root beers. That's like...if the second coming of Jesus tasted great with ice cream. That's how awesome it'd be. -nod-"
-Jenny, Pip, Jenny.

"Ooh, freedom and free cake. I like that idea."
-Theif.

"-walks in and starts hitting on single people-"
"What do you have against married people? D8"
-Kingdom and Jenny.

"Please get a nice cake. I don't want to get eaten."
-Blake.

"...Who are you?"
"God. Thanks for asking."
-Kyota and AD.

"Normal people are asleep at two-thirty in the morning!"
"Normal people don't go on T/D."
-Jenny and Lei.

"For some reason I don't see Jenny having kids and having to retire the forum because of that anytime soon."
"If Jenny ever has kids, I'm scared for her children."
"Why are you? My bet is that she'll eat 'em. ...ilu, Jenny. Invite me to your child barbecue!"
"...I think I'm more scared for Qzzy's children."
"Nah, they'll be awesome. -handwave- They can hang out with my kids. We can stage battles to the death! Like dog-fighting, but with kids! That's legal, right?"
-Me, Julia, Me, Maine, and Jenny.

"...What now, Bface? :O"
"I have a cherry limeade and you don't."
-Ky and Blake.

"I was kidding! xDD I mean, I talk to newbs when they have something to say, but...cbf'd with small talk. -shrug-"
"So, how 'bout the weather?"
"-bricks-"
"Seriously, where are you getting all this stuff to throw at me?"
"-counts money-"
-Ky, Me, Ky, Me, Kingdom.

"-stabs-
-wipes hands- My work here is done. I want a soda..."
"That was not enjoyable. :("
-Kingdom and Hallie

"What are you talking about? All we ever talk about is food and guns!
...and occassionally sex."
"I'm eating sour skittles. My dad got a new gun. PENIS."
-Blaire and I.

"OKAY, REALLY GOING NOW. LIKE REALLY. -huff- [/shot]"
"Are you doing a Jeremy impersonation next?"
"I'm trying, but I can't leave long enough to come back. xDDDDDDD;"
-Ky, Blaire, and Ky again.

"So, according to you, homosexuality is an illness.
...That means I have to quarantine my lesbian strippers in my bedroom nao, right?"
-Ice.

"We came to the conclusion it will happen in real life. I'll say 'I love you' and she'll stare at me for five minutes and then blame the internet~"
-Lei.

"We also marry each other. Ask Blake how many wives he has."
"One of these days I'll remember, too."
-Me and Blake.

"I'll make a sammich for you, Aron. -makes two sammiches and eats one-"
"What kind of sammich? :3"
"Dude, she made you a sammich. Stop asking questions and eat it, before someone else does."
-Me, Aron, and Into. Respectively.

"How can Mean Girls relate to everything in life? Is it that magickal?"
"It's always appropriate. Always. It's like Nutella in non-food form."
-Me and Pip, respectively.

"I had a religious experience once. Or it was swimming induced delirium, I haven't really figured out which one yet."
-Blaire.

"The admin said it! It must be canon!"
"Is that how this thing works? I WIN EVERYTHING! I HAVE ALL OF THE KY-LABUCKS! SUCK IT!"
"...Let's not kid ourselves now. -pat-"
-Me, Jenny, Ky.

"I haven't agreed to this yet! *flail*"
"That will not necessarily keep it from happening."
-Cass and Jenny.

"Everyone knows we're all just Ky's puppets."
"She must've beaten the shit out of Julia and taken the strings at some point."
-Cass and Jenny.

"Ah. Lemme guess... Kyota runs things?"
"Oh, yes, and she's very nasty about it. I don't really see why the whips are necessary."
-Into and Jenny.

"Must've been during a food conversation. I was probably all, "WHAT IS LIVING GOOD FOR IF THERE AREN'T ANY OREOS INVOLVED?" and you were all, "YEAH, FUCK IT." [/accuracy]"
-Jenny

"Anyone underage wants to know what beer tastes like, munch on a bar of soap while drinking a mixture of clothes detergent and piss."
Kingdom.

"Well, this is awkward. Like the beginning of a really weird porno."
"After spending enough time on the internet, that's how everything starts to seem."
-Me and Korea.

"-brings in cake that was originally made at the Ky and Aly are Having a Baby! thread- Anyone for chocolate jalapeno cake? -grins evily-"
"-Screams and hides from the sludge cake-"
-Rayne and Golde

"Are you making fun of me? I will cut a moose."
-Jenny, to Annie.

"It snows in England?"
"Like a motherfucker, apparently."
-Blaire and Jenny.

"You could sell it for crack, then sell the crack for Oreos! [/genius]"
-Jenny, on getting an iPad.

"I'm gonna gift myself with lolita if I get moniez for Christmas. I want some custom print fabric to make skirts with."
"-drool- I think I'm gonna buy myself a petti with Christmas moniez."
"I'm buying myself ten boxes of those golden Oreos. My gift's cooler~
-Casa, Me, and Jenny. XD

"n00bs are kinda like doughnuts. Sometimes, they don't look all that tasty, but they are. And you can't eat one everyday, otherwise your arteries will get clogged and you'll have a heart attack."
-Blaire.

"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for cough drops."
-from The Princess Bride.

"Edit- But if you know Swan Lake well enough, you basically know how it ends."
"The main character goes -splat- and OOOAAARGH?"
-Blaire and Viv on the subject of Black Swan.

"No. I meant the other person with no grammar who can't follow rules."
"y u not realize I don't have a shield?"
"So then, Blakeface? xDDD"
-Me, Blake, and Blaire.

"What the nuts? I have seen them with my eyes. You will find one. -nod- Or you could, like, perform surgery on two and have...like...tie centipede. Kind of. With middle bits."
-Jenny, on my never-ending search for a Hufflepuff tie.

"Also, our whole milk had an expiration date of July fourth."
"I had a packet of mints that expired in early 2008, I opened and ate them a month ago and they were fine~"
"Let's take a moment to think about all the ways that milk and mints are different."
-Me, President R, and Cass.

"-bricks-"
"I still dunno what that means."
"It means she...hit me with a brick...?"
-Me, Into, and Ky.

"T/D grammar works the same way as a machine held together with paper clips and gum: brilliantly, but nobody know the fuck how."
"No, it works like a rocket strapped to a lawn chair: dangerously and bound to break into pieces at any moment."
-Lei and Jenny.

"Jesus, remember how we all used to be 'secretive' and shit, and now we're all texting and meeting up and sending letters and shit?"
"I gave up on that shit so long ago that it's amazing I'm not murdered."
"It's been four years; if you guys are stalkers, you deserve to kidnap me. -headshake-"
-Me, Jenny, and Ky.