Qzil - FanFiction.Net

+Would You...+
=A Poem By Me=
Basically about bullying, and death
If I pulled the trigger and ended my life...would you care?
Would you even notice I was gone from school?
Would you come to my funeral and cry?
Or would you come to laugh at me?
Would you send a card to my parents?
Would you say something nice about me at my funeral?
Or would you say something mean?
Would you honor my memory, keep me in your heart?
Would you visit my grave and leave flowers?
Or would you come just to dance on it?
Would you always remember me as classmate or friend?
Would you hold your memories of me dear?
Or would you forget me in as little as a year?
Would you try to help others who were in my situation?
Would you try to stop it from happening to someone else?
Or would you bully that person until they wound up like me?
Until they wound up...
Swinging from a rope,
Dying from the pills,
Bleeding from their wrists,
Blowing out their brain,
Electrocuting themselves,
Jumping in the water with weights on their feet,
Drinking something poisonous,
Lighting fire to themselves,
Jumping off a building,
Or doing something else to kill themselves.
Would you care if everyone gave in?
Would you care about those people?
Or would you just forget, and keep on ending lives?
+Family+
Jenny is like my big sister.
Rayne is my wife, she's also a girl.
Jeremy, is my older-yet-younger brother. You wish you knew him.
JJis mai MCR-loving twinsie.
Kelly is my purple-haired druggie-twin.
Hannahis mai bestie.
QQ is me, because I wanted to put myself on here.
Angie is my partner in perversion.
AD is my other partner in perversion.
Streamsis a perverted lurker. PERVERTS UNTITE!
Ariis my not-related too sister and partner in perversion. MELLO IS A TOP, DAMNIT!
Hope and I were engaged...
...Atom, too.
Blaireis the one who named me QQ.
Juliais...Inky, ha. -gigglesnort- A hippie, too.
Paigeis the person I caught Kyota the Latias for.
Kyotais a grammar nazi! Heil spellcheck! Death to typos!
Annie shall Ferny-Dance until she can no longer dance.
Alettehas a cool name. She pwns.
Topaz...is, uh, I'll get back to you on that one.
Rave does not rave. I know, it makes no sense.
Breezeh needs to get on her computer more.
Goldie and I need to talk more often.
These people are my family, my friends, and people that I've come to love. Don't fuck with them unless you want to fuck with me.
If I forgot you, then you may bring destruction with the weapon of your choosing. Styrofoam would be good!
For the record, Ari, I still believe that Mello was a top. YOUR LEMON COULD NOT SWAY MEH!
I've finally found a h. o. m. e. They're not just friends, they're a family. Don't try to tell me that they're not. Just because you don't understand.
Hello, my name is Qzil, or Michelle. Depends, y’know. I write for the pokemon fandom, and yes, it is love. Lately, I’m breaking away from fluff, and I want to get a little deeper into horror. I am fifteen years old.
I am atheist. Now, let me tell you something about all people who are atheist. We all,
-Are emo, goth, punk, or are stupid teenagers.
-It’s just a teenage phase.
-We hate the world, and want everyone to die.
-We hope that all Christians burn.
-We are all going to Hell, even though a lot of us don’t believe in Hell.
-We are really agnostic because we don’t "know" if there’s a God.
-We kick kittens, puppies, and steal from babies.
-We have wild orgies, because we don’t care about sex.
-We don’t have any morals.
-We are all arrogant, stuck-up, and don’t care what happens to us.
-We think we can do anything we want with out a God to repent too.
I hate when people try to convert me. I’ve never believed in God, and I don’t plan to start now. I have my own set of morals, and you have yours. Don’t insult my lack of beliefs, and I won’t insult yours. End of story.
I also won’t take it when someone makes a joke about self-harming. Cutting in particular. Seriously, that is serious-and scary- shit. Jokes like "I wish my grass was emo, than I’d cut itself." Are stupid and stereotype promoting.
I am a girl, I am a feminist. Sexism is wrong. Sexists can go kiss their father’s ass. Shove the BS beauty standards, feel good about yourself, you’re perfect.
I’m also all for gay rights. Even though I’m heterosexual. Seriously, I love California forever and ever for lifting the ban.
Stereotypes are shit. End of story. Just because I’m a girl does not mean I like pink and giggle.
Anything else? PM me.
I've been reading a lot of Near/Mello lately, and I have to ask. Why is Near always the bottom? I mean, I know that Mello just screams top. But...I dunno.
EDIT: I just read a fic with Near as top. Oooh boy.
New News: Updated every day. Or week. Or whenever I feel like it.
July, 28, 2008 (Very early morning.)
I promise to update AMB (A Mix of Both.) Today.
LATER EDIT: I lied, I spent all day watching TV. I will update soon.
July 24, 2008
Updated A Mix of Both. Those lyrics, well, they're directed at my aunt at the moment. From me to her, about T/D and me.
July 23, 2008
Yesterday was--for the most part--a false alarm. My aunt has decided not to tell my parents of my writing at T/D, which she thinks is a chatroom. ((Which is why she doesn't want me there. Honestly.)) Still, my grandmother, grandfather, Jane, or any of my relitives that she's told could rat on me. So, I'm laying low for a while.
In fic news, I've posted a cookieshipping oneshot, and I've been updating A Mix of Both like crazy. There are only three M-rated stories with ikarishipping in the summary, and I'm writing one of them. I'm proud of myself, for once, I am.
In other news, I got some fanmail! Whee, I'm loved =)
July 22, 2008
My fucking aunt saw a perverted conversation we were having at T/D, and now she thinks that everyone there is a forty-year-old pervert out to rape and kill me. Joy. She'll probably tell my parents, and I won't be allowed there anymore. She already won't let me on. Fucking bitch. She didn't even give me time to explain, she just lectured about how I have to be careful and there are bad people on the Internet.
Dude, I know this. I spend a lot of time on the Internet. I know how to protect myself. I'm not stupid enough to go and meet with someone, or giveout my last name, or where I live. They don't get this because I'm a fucking kid. It's not like I have a MySpace, or splatter pictures of myself all over the Internet. -Swears angrily-
This is bad. This is fucking bad. I fucking hate this. Honestly, they talk to me like I'm some stupid kid. Yeah, I'm a kid, in some ways I am stupid. At least I don't have a MySpace or a Facebook or go posting pictures of myself all over the Internet.
Yeah, the conversation was perverted. But, hey, I talk like that with my RL friends, it's the way I am. Honestly, deal with it.
So, if I never post here again after the summer, I want each and every one of my fans/reviewers/readers to know that I thank you, really, you've helped to shape me as a writer. To everyone at T/D, I love you, you're the best people that I've ever met online. Thank you for helping me become a better writer. Thank you for accepting me when I was a n00b. Thank you for helping to shape me into a better person. Thank you for listening when I needed to rant, or needed support for the cutting, or felt horrible, or was re-living the bullying. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm sorry that I have to leave, really. I love you all. I don't know if I'll have to leave, I hope I won't. But, just in case, goodbye.
~Qzil
July 17, 2008
Updated the two alternate chapters of SALM, added the second chapter of No Evil, and I put op an ikarishipping fic. It's M. I love it, it's darker, and I think I kept Paul in-character.
July 10, 2008
The last chapter of SALM has been posted. I cried, I really fucking did.
Other then that, anyone who wants to bitch at me for flaming them, take it up with me at my forum. I'll be glad to rip you apart there, where I can record things.
Old News: A.K.A. News no one cares about. Why are you wasting time reading it?
July 8, 2008
Mood: Pissed Off.
Yesterday I posted the new chapter of SALM, y'know, the one story of mine people seem to like? I was expecting more then one review, or ten hits. Seriously, eight people have it on alert, so where the fuck are you guys.
I'm sure by now a few of you have heard about my "experament" on my side account; www.fanfiction.net/~theqzzinatiorright? Basically I wrote a horrible contestshipping story with no plot, grammar, etc. It got eleven reviews and god knows how many hits. All because it was CONTESTSHIPPING.
What is wrong with the Pokemon fandom nowadays? It's either shit, contestshipping, pokeshipping, or ikarishipping, or the few quality stories that seem to get overlooked.
I'm putting this simply, I need to find a new fandom.
July 7, 2008
I got off my ass and updated SALM! Love me my fans who are going to kill me for the late updates! Love meh!!
Yeah, I'm a bit spazzy.
July 3, 2008
I'm going to re-write a lot of my old fics, that's more then thirty. So don't expect any updates, maybe a few one-shots.
Forty of you people have favorited me.
Twenty-five of you have put me on alert.
I have submitted a total of 721 signed reviews.
I have typed a total of: 120, 368 words.
My average number of words per entry is: 2,508.
4719 of you have visited this dismal place.
Copy and Pastes (All made by me.)
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Fics that rape the English language:
Update:(By the way, Captain Luffy, no one who I give CC to was "randomly selected" or some other shit. I either clicked the story because it looked interesting, or the title/summary had a bunch of mistakes. I don't randomly "flame" stories. Fucktard.)
Update2: (This list will now be updated once-a-week, in addition, I'm saving it for the really crappy fics, y'know, the ones that kill you on the inside, reviveyou, beat your brains out, reviveyou, then slowly cuts slits up your stomach, genitals, and other fleshy parts, all the while rubbing poisonous lizard spit into your cuts, then proceeding to eat you alivewhileyouscream and are forced to watched your own liver be ripped out of you and torn to bloody bits. If that isn't enough, they then force-feed you your own stomach, leaving you to bleed to death. Then revive you. Repeating the process until your love of whatever fandom they're in begins to diminish to something equivalent to your love of waffles made out of shit (unless you're into that sort of thing, but I'm assuming most of you love shit-waffles almost as much as hemophobic people like blood). It'll also feature shit-fics from all fandoms, what fun.)
Update 3: I've upgraded the links to look spiffy.
Pokemon fics;
Valentines for the invalid, by HappiBunni1994- Well, it’s Contestshipping, badly written Contestshipping. Lots of typo’s, no plot, and so much OOCness it’s not even passable. Plus it was boring. Not as bad as a few I've read, but I'd rather clean under my bed then read this. And trust me, I wouldn't wish under my bed on anybody.
Blood Of Mew, by Captain Luffy - Probably the worst story on the site. Filled with horrible grammar and typos. Plus he started a flame war with me, not wise. You can go here or here to see examples. Also, he went to A rose for me-A rose for you, and HappiBunni1994, reviewed their stories, and basically called me a bitch. He has since backed out of the Flame War. A wise choice on his part. Don't fuck with me, kiddies.
Talk to me mayTalk to me drew, by Guardian Angel May- Another ToS violating piece of shit. I swear. Talk show/dare show with bad grammar and no capitalization.
the third crusade of gingo, by n-asuras enterprises- Dude, just look at the title. Do I need to say anything? It screams grammar-rape.
ready city, love, by FristaN'PelbiPRODUCTIONS- Once again, it screams grammar-rape. All OOC, and, in the first and latest chapters, every fucking word is underlined like this and it is really annoying.
PAD BoMMeD talk show, by pokefanatic13daijoubu- Talk. Show. Fic.
Warriors fics;
the apprentices kits by Uncatchable Ripple-Dude, one of the worst fanfics in the fandom, that that's saying a lot. Full of typo's, grammar issues, and just all-around badness.
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8. Qzil’s Upcoming Fics/Idea
Steal and I will find out where you sleep. No joke.
(Major Projects)
-The Black Ice Trilogy-
Basic Info:
Two families rule the frozen wasteland of the Dark Icelands. One pace of Umbreon, and one pack of Glaceon. Sworn enemies, the two are always fighting, and more and more of the young Eevee and their evolutions are dying. Two children of the Clans meet, and they fall in love.
Darkening Ice- The two ruling families of the Dark Icelands havebeen at war for as long as anyone alive remembers. When a young Umbreon, the prince of the Umbreon Clan, strays over the boarder, he meets the princess of the Glaceon Clan. After he convinces her not to attack him, they become slow friends. Eventually, they come to see that the war between their kinds is pointless. But when their families are still fighting, how can they be together?
Meanwhile, the princess of the Umbreon Clan has problems of her own. She's in love with one of the Espeons slaves, and is pregnant by him. Her parents plan to kill the baby and the father when the time comes. How can she deal with the impending doom of her future family?
Just as all this happens, one of the Vaporeon slaves of the Glaceon plots to take over the Glaceon Clan, and turn the rulers into slaves. With all of this going on, how can love possibly bloom in the frozen wasteland?
(Chaptered, about ten or thirteen. Expect around September, finish in October.)
Black Water- (Summary coming soon)
Frozen Night-(Summary coming soon)
(Pokemon)
Blood of Fire-When Amy Lornz was a baby, she was abandoned in the wilderness of Hoenn. Found by one of Hoenn's only Houdoom/Houndour packs, she is taken in, renamed Kala, and rasied as one of their own. Fifteen years later, she is found by humans, and taken back to her home. Ripped away from the pack, the only family she has ever known, how will she cope? Especially when the pack shows up to take her "home."
Breaking Away-Dawn is just another May/Ash rip-off traveling with him. That is, until she and Ash separate. How will she deal with breaking away from the group? Will she fail miserably on her own, or will it make her a better coordinator in the end? (Chaptered Pairings: Contestshipping, minor Ikarishipping, Belleshipping, DawnxGary, even slimmer DawnxAsh.)
Undefinable- Ditto’s feeling on having no definable gender. (Oneshot)
The Killer Returns- A new house, new victims, and brand-new traps in store, all in the amazing Sequel to the hit fanfiction, Saignement a la Mort. (Steal this, and I swear I'll have the fans of this story come after you.)
Save Me- Arietta is the result of the first union between a human and a pokemon. The thing is, her father is a Deathtales, the pokemon god of death. Her mother is executed, her father is jailed, and she must spend her life in servitude for Izeru, the death goddess, and master of the Deathtales. During the yearly sacrifice to Izeru, (in which they sacrifice a human.) Arietta has to guard the human, but as they talk and get to know one another, Arietta finds herself in love with him. But when the time comes to sacrifice him, she is the one assigned to do it. Can she kill him, the boy who has become her one true love, and saved her from her own darkness? (Chaptered)(Deathtales is my Fakemon, so back off.)
(Code Lyoko)
No Day But Today-(Set in the future) Years after they shut down Xana, the CL gang has drifted apart. Now, it’s Yumi’s senior year of highschool, and for the school play, they’re doing RENT. The old gang get the main parts in the play. Through this, will they be able to rediscover the bonds they once had? (Chaptered, pairings undecided.)
(Warriors)
Untitled as of Now-When Scourge was a just a little kit named Tiny, he ventured out into the forest, instead of going home, he was picked up by a patrol (ShadowClan or ThunderClan, still deciding.) What would havehappened if one little kit didn't go running back to his mother? Who would live, die, and never be born?
Falling Fire-What would happen, if, instead of Scourge becoming the leader of BloodClan, he became a ThunderClan apprentice, while, years later, Firestar was chased out of the forest and became the leader of BloodClan? (Manga-based)
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Quotes;
"There are times when I wish I could go back to being ignorant. Like when I was eight." ~Me
"It's not the kids where you can see the cuts that really need help. It's the kids that cut where you can't see, or hide them who really need it"~Me
"There's more beauty in this world than I could ever photograph"~Meh
"Your hair is like, five different colors.""So I'm a Mary-Sue?"-My cousin and I.
"See, when you're driving, it's like holding someone'slife in your hands.""Yeah, Alex, Nan could kills us right now if she wanted!""...Don't give her any ideas!"~My aunt Maria, me, and then aunt Maria again.
"Nan, may I ask why your purse is in the freezer?"~Me at work. Just don't ask.
"What do you want for your birthday?""A pony; but that's not happening."-Me, then Damned Lolita.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfictionis raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
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Ones that apply to me are Bolded:
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (Note, I am no longer blonde, but I got this a lot when I was.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't think I'm pretty, but I've been told I am.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.
I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.
I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).
I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.
I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).
I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.
I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.
I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.
I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.
I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.
I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.
I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.
I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.
I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.
I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.
I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.
I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.
I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.
I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.
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I LOVE POKEMON so I MUST BE childish.
I'm a POKEPHILAC, therefore I MUST BE a pervert with no grip on reality.
I LOVE FURRIES, so I must want to FUCK ANIMALS.
I USED TO/STILL CUT, so I MUST BE a suicidal nutcase.
I LOVE MUSIC, so I MUST HATE people who don't.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I CURSE A LOT, so I must be a BAD PERSON.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST HAVE had sex/smoked/drank.
I have a FRIEND WITH BENIFITS, so I MUST BE a slut.
I LOVE THE goth style, so I MUST BE goth.
I DRESS IN whatever the fuck I please, so I MUST get my clothes from a thrift store.
I shop in THRIFT STORES, so I MUST BE poor.
I like DARKER THINGS, so I MUST BE emo/goth, satanist.
I have experimented with MAGIC AND LIKED IT, so I must be a SATANIST.
I HAVE THOUGHT about converting to SATANISM, so I must be crazy.
This is a poem for all my family at T/D;
Friends make you laugh, they’re great,
Let’s face it, they really take the cake,
They tease you and steal your food,
They can be silly, nice, or rude,
They all form a family, full of love an affection,
Helping those who’ve lost their direction,
But friends leave, and the love dies,
Bringing more tears to your bloodshot eyes,
There’s a lot of things we’ll always be,
But through it all, we’re family.
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