Update: An uppity little bitch called Dawnflower of Shadowclan decided to steal my Warriors fic, Beautiful. Report her and ease my pain?

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Hiya. My name's Michelle. I guess you're here to know about me and my fandoms and pairings or whatever. Well, you're in luck, because I feel like actually putting up a bio today.

I'm a Junior currently, and obsessed with history and Algebra, the single greatest type of math to ever exist. I hate Geometry more than anything else in the world. I am, finally, finished with French. My chosen place of employment is the local Dairy Queen, which has ups and downs like anything else.

When I first joined FFN I was mainly in the Pokemon fandom, but I've put out fics in a few different ones, though.

If you can't contact me here, you can reach me on Neopets by way of wrat121, or at The Domain, the top forum in General.

My favorite TV shows are Avatar: The Last Airbender, Angel, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, The War at Home, Glee, Dollhouse, Bones, TrueBlood, That 70's Show, and Fullmetal Alchemist. My all time favorite show has always been Buffy the Vampire Slayer, though.

My pairings for various shows are:

Buffyverse: Cordelia/Angel, Spike/Buffy, Connor/Dawn, Xander/Anya, Willow/Tara, Xander/Willow, Spike/Willow, Spike/Tara, Spike/Dawn, Xander/Dawn, Giles/Joyce, Giles/Jenny, Gunn/Gwen, Wesley/Cordelia, Wesley/Fred, Wesley/Illyria, Spike/Illyria, Spike/Fred, Connor/Gwen, Jasmine/Connor, Andrew/Dawn, Xander/Cordelia, Angelus/Drusilla, Drusilla/Spike, Drusilla/Xander, Willow/Amy, Anya/Giles, Andrew/Amanda, Lilah/Wesley, and Anya/Spike.

Glee: Rachel/Puck and Rachel/Finn.

Bones: Both/Brennan and Zack/Brennan.

TrueBlood/Sookie Stackhouse Novels: Sookie/Eric, Jason/Crystal, Tara/Sam, and Sookie/Sam.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko/Katara, Sokka/Katara, Aang/Ty Lee, Azula/Ty Lee, Haru/Ty Lee, Ty Lee/Sokka, Mai/Zuko, Azula/Zuko, Sokka/Toph, Sokka/Yue, Hahn/Azula, and Sokka/Azula.

That 70's Show: Jackie/Hyde, Kelso/Laurie, Eric/Donna, and Red/Kitty.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Rose/Scar, Al/Winry, Ed/Winry, Riza/Roy, Al/Marta(Martel), and Izumi/Sig.

Gilmore Girls: Jess/Rory, Lane/Zack, Lorelai/Luke, Logan/Rory, and Dean/Rory.

Red Army

Proud winner of:

Most Insane, Best Nicknamer, and Most Feared in the Fandom in the second ever The Domain Awards.

T/D Quote List

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“...On a happier/stranger note, it both looks and sounds like my two female gerbils are having sex in the glass aquarium beside me. O.o;;;;;;;;;;;”
-Annie.

“Julia: ...When did you get so SMART?”
“Maybe . . . she finally came off of her drugs!”
-Rayne and Blaire.

“The. Cake. Is. A. Lie. But. It. Is. A. Delicious. Lie. -nod-”
-Robert.

“HAHAHAHA! I got a PINK ICEPOP, bitches! What. Now.”
-Hannah.

“The curse is back. D8"
-Jenny.

“. . . How the hell do you get orange tabby kittens and a mare on Google when you type in "old black phone"?”
-Alette.

“Equation. Guy+thought=sex and maybe what he's about to eat.”
-Robert.

“What is it with women and trying to give me a concussion? -rubs head-”
-Robert.

“Other desires meaning 'making furious love to other people'?”
“Well, that's one of them, I suppose~”
“Clap, clap.”
“Point, point?”
-Blaire and Jenn.

“I lvoe you all so much -tear-!!”
“We lvoe you, too. XD”
-Loz and Jenn.

“I like how profiles are up there with hearts and minds.”
-Jenn.

“For some reason, I feel like we're a high school reunion.”
“Yeah, we're the cheerleaders who haven't seen each other since one of us had a baby back in eleventh grade. Jeremy, you shouldn't have slept with him, that baby tore us apart.”
-Blaire and QQ.

“FOR THE LAST TIME, PBW STANDS FOR PEANUT BUTTER WISHES!”
-Hannah.

“I happen to like key lime pie normally. takes it But this...this pie is tainted. smashes it against wall”
-Saru.

“Being British instantly makes you cockroach material. So you're either a cock or a roach...”
-Lei.

“FTW~! TAKE THAT, WRONGLY PLACED MAXIMUM RIDE FORUM!”
-Kyota.

“G0ld3 is so totally my mod code. :D”
-Golde.

“...this place is like drugs. Once you get on once, you can stay off. My mom calls it 'concerning.'”
“My mom calls it "stop getting food in the keyboard." o.0;”
-Breeze and Jenn.

“Must I remind you of the sludge incident?”
“You know, that one time where your cooking ATE us?”
-QQ and Golde.

“Really? I know Jenny's term of endearment is, ‘Piece of shit.’”
“And "you fucking retard." -nod-”
-Blaire and Jenny.

“Eww. It's a dead thing. Where's QQ? She needs to poke it.”
-Hannah.

“No, I left to elope with an ostrich. -nods-”
-Golde.

“I'm happier than an addict with crack!”
“But your avatar says you aren't Flameh! -stare- o.O;”
“I aren't. Doesn't change the fact that I'm happy as a hippie!”
-QQ and Robert.

“Topaz: xD That sucks. There are no men in this house to be embarrassed about.”
“Oh, Army; you just got burned. B. U. R. N. E. D.”
-Hannah and Jeremy.

“I read that as 'Big Ben' for a second, and then I was like, "Whoa, Cass is dating a clock tower? First Q fucks a TV, and now Cass is dating a clock tower?"”
-Blaire.

“...Why...are the muffins...shaped...like triangles? -stare-”
-Jenny.

“Shit on toast, you're right.”
-Blaire.

“BaconJesus died on a skillet for a reason.”
“He died for your cholesterol!”
-Silver and Jenny.

“And I refuse to click your eggs, Ky! Find another whore to do it! XD”
-Silver.

“YOU BROKE THE ORDER, KY. YOU... YOU... ORDER-BREAKER.”
-Silver.

“I suspect Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the Chat Thread.”
-Golde.

“For the sake of your sanity, neverask us to expalin ourselves.”
-Lei.

“If someone videotapes my milky sodomy, I am suing.”
-Silver.

“I hope you take bacon up the ass, Inky. xDDD”
-Silver.

“Well, you're school just sucks. -nod-”
“My are school sucks? Don't insult my are school! D8"
-Natz and Ky.

“...My birthday thread...it has been overtaken by bacon...”
-Julia.

"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame and your inbox is crammed with emails."
-Lei.

“No quiero hablar Espanol. D;”
“Thought "sub sandwich" when I read that, even though I'm quite positive you said nothing about one. I just figured I'd share. :K”
-Natz and Jenny.

“You're a very scary person, Julia. You get so righteously indignant that you forget question marks! That right there is fuckin' terrifying.”
-Jenny.

“The London Broil, mate. We're going to cook London.”
-AD.

“QQ: Sookie/Eric is so worth character death.”
-Pippermint.

“And you said the tarantula was cute, though? /headtilt”
“Well, they're fuzzy.”
“They're spiders big enough to have very, very visible hair. Holy Jesus H. Motherloving Christ on the cross.”
-Blake, me, and Jenny, talking about how I’m scared of spiders but don’t mind tarantulas.

“An epilogue that gives me Hugo Weasley is my kind of epilogue. xDDD”
-Inky.

“You know, if Albus and Scorpius became stereotypically gay together and had some sort of fight about hair and Scorpius criticized Al and Harry's hair, Albus would totally be all, "Yeah, well, your dad's bald," and Scorpius would say, "Whoa, you did notgo there, bitch."
“Did you skip naptime or something, mate? 'Cause that shit is fucked. o0"
-Inky and Jenny.

“J does crack, Q kills a bug, Blake crushes Narcissa, everyone hates him for it (and not liking Draco as a sex symbol) AD bangs Bellatrix. Moar HP talk. Sufficient?”
-Blake. (Look how many quotes you have now that we’re on at the same time!)

"NO! Nothing to see here, move along, move along. :X"
"These aren't the droids you're looking for?"
-Annie and Blake.

"DO EET. FOR QZZY."
"VIVE LE QZEEL! -waves French flag excitedly-"
-Qzzy and Blake.

"Moosies can't pee their pants.
You know why?
Moosies don't wear pants.
:D"
-Annie.

"...I love our modbar, fucked-up Oreo or not."
-Jenny.

"...why are there so many (name).inkblots? o.o"
"It's our Dark Mark. We're the Fanfiction equvialent of Death Eaters."
-Newspaper and Blaire, on the subject of everyone changing their name to something with .inkblot at the end.

"Do you really want to be the Severus Snape of our Death Eaters?"
-Blaire.

"NO. JESUS CHRIST. DO NOT SAY THAT PHRASE. WHAT IF IT HEARS YOU AND COMES TO KILL YOU IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8"
-Jenny, on the subject of dial-up.

"See? You're Amish. You use Jesus Christ, and you're scared of dial-up~"
-Natz. MOAR dial-up.

"I think it'll be easier if I just assume everyone is Jenny, and that she is just using her crazy mod powers to impersonate everyone, like Rayne (Jenny) told me earlier."
-Ben.

"Hang on a second. What the fuck is this conversation, and why do I have multiple children in it? XDDDD"
-Jenny.

"Shimmy, do you want a divorce? Okay, that's a stupid question; you just said you did. Alt, do you want a divorce? ...I don't really care whether or not you do. -fingersnap- Great. You guys are divorced now. :D"
-Ky.

"Psst, they're in the cupboard on the left in the second drawer."
"No, that's where Jenny's baby pictures are. Don't look; they're kind of horrifying."
-Ana and Julia.

"Christ. This is turning into a regular after-hours convention. Do we break a window and steal shit now or what?"
-Jenny.

"...Jenny's on? It's ten-thirty. o_o"
"Y'know what? Your face is ten-thirty. O_0;"
-Ky and Jenny.

"So /that's/ what Ky looks like! :D"
"Yup. Mystery solved!"
-Julia and Jenny on the above quote.

"Oooooohmiiiiiigooooood. Does anyone know if there's any way possible to get hair dye off of a wall? My ass is so toast if my stepdad sees this..."
-Gray.

"I just got my ass kicked by a beagle. I'm hardcore."
-Jenny.

"I am a magical ninja that believes in the power of SCIENCE."
-Apo.

"Anything that's not American = British. -sage nod-"
-Jenny.

"Please don't be offended, though--I discriminate against everyone equally and mean no offense. 0:D/XD;"
-Jenny.

"I'm sorry, but your Jirachi is a little whore! XDDDDDDDDDDD"
"YOU'RE A LITTLE WHORE, YOU WHORE. D;"
-Alt and Ky.

"I don't! Small children and puppies love me! You can't be scary if small children and puppies love you. Well, you can, but only if you have candy and smell like dogfood. BUT I DON'T!"
"Uhhh.
I totally did not follow you through that. :D"
-Qzzy and Rayne.

"I'd like to inform you all that I almost died in the movie theater today. -nod-"
-Blaire.

"People who talk or have phones/small children get drinks thrown at them. It's a law."
-Jenny.

"If this doesn't stop not being English, I'm going to start translating it however it looks. -nod-"
-Jenny, on the people speaking not-English.

"Even in Spanish, bears are fucking evil. -nod-"
-Jenny.

"Your name makes me want to eat you-- and not in the sexy way."
-Silver, on the penname Pippermint.

"...I wonder where all of my money goes. I don't see a damned penny of it. You guys will know if I ever find out where it is, 'cause I'll be too busy buying food to talk ever again."
-Jenny.

"Wow. That's just... not helping your case. XDDD No matter how you say it 'bird-kid' will always sound ridiculous. -nod-"
-Golde.

"That's what I said! Like, two months ago, I sent Jenny a PM saying that and also talking about you, and she basically went, "Well, we could mod anyone." And I was like, "Right. So...Cass and Pip? :D" 8D"
"And I was like, "Bacon sandwich lololol." And we sort of stopped PMing after that. (I forget exactly what happened, but I'll bet you that's close. XDDD)"
-Kyota and Jenny.

"My nature is easily influential, you're just giving me bad ideas!"
"Community service?"
-Rayne and Alt.

"Why would anyone watch a movie about that? Sounds like crap to me~"
"Shut up and go sit with the art freaks. D:"
-Ky and Pip on the movie Mean Girls.

Also, it's very hard/nearly impossible to armpit fart with boobs. D:"
"I...never, ever, ever expected to see that sentence even uttered. XDDD"
-Me and Alt.

"Mhmm...you can't tell me that this didn't shit on my yard last night. -hold up dead cat-"
"Dude, that is not okay. Stealing from Chinese restaurants is wrong."
-Kingdom and Jenny.

"Seafood in your pants. :D"
-Kingdom.

"What's thanksgiving?"
"It's the day we must sacrifice offerings to the great dark god of the harvest in thanks for all it has given us during the year. If our sacrifices, or lack there of, do not please the harvest god it shall unleash it's unholy wrath upon us. That is why we Americans call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"."
-Jo and Apo.

"My God makes everything: the Internet, the Beatles, ice-cream, EVERYTHING. 8D"
"Your God is overworked. :("
-Whispy and Jenny.