Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Neopets, Bizenghast, Warriors, Avatar: Last Airbender, Lion King, Road to Eldorado, Halo, Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Swan Princess, and Sleeping Beauty.
I apologize for fics that I took down for revision not being up yet. My computer finally bonked on me, and all my old fics/pictures/files/music are still in the processed of being shuffled around and transferred to my new laptop. School and work has been eating up all my time as well.
I am (bold nicknames are exclusive to certain people. Sorry.)
Michelle. QQ. Qzzy. Myth. Zilla. Chelle. Chelli. Chella. Leetle Were-wolf. Leetle Were-wolf wife. Wifey. Stalker. Sharpie. Q!Wife. Q. Destroyer of Innocence. Qzeel. Q the Destroyer.
Property of Rayne, Annie, Blake, Apo, and Blake again.
Wife to Rayne, Blake, Kingdom, and Jimmy.
And a girl, just in case the nicknames and 'wife' title didn't give it away. ;)
Blue sucks. Red rules.
Sarge Wins. Forever. No question.
T/D Quotes (and some other places)
Grammar not edited from the original post.
“...On a happier/stranger note, it both looks and sounds like my two female gerbils are having sex in the glass aquarium beside me. O.o;;;;;;;;;;;”
“Julia: ...When did you get so SMART?”
“The. Cake. Is. A. Lie. But. It. Is. A. Delicious. Lie. -nod-”
“HAHAHAHA! I got a PINK ICEPOP, bitches! What. Now.”
“The curse is back. D8"
“. . . How the hell do you get orange tabby kittens and a mare on Google when you type in "old black phone"?”
“Equation. Guy+thought=sex and maybe what he's about to eat.”
“What is it with women and trying to give me a concussion? -rubs head-”
“Other desires meaning 'making furious love to other people'?”
“I lvoe you all so much -tear-!!”
“I like how profiles are up there with hearts and minds.”
“For some reason, I feel like we're a high school reunion.”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, PBW STANDS FOR PEANUT BUTTER WISHES!”
“I happen to like key lime pie normally. takes it But this...this pie is tainted. smashes it against wall”
“Being British instantly makes you cockroach material. So you're either a cock or a roach...”
“FTW~! TAKE THAT, WRONGLY PLACED MAXIMUM RIDE FORUM!”
“G0ld3 is so totally my mod code. :D”
“...this place is like drugs. Once you get on once, you can stay off. My mom calls it 'concerning.'”
“Must I remind you of the sludge incident?”
“Really? I know Jenny's term of endearment is, ‘Piece of shit.’”
“Eww. It's a dead thing. Where's QQ? She needs to poke it.”
“No, I left to elope with an ostrich. -nods-”
“I'm happier than an addict with crack!”
“Topaz: xD That sucks. There are no men in this house to be embarrassed about.”
“I read that as 'Big Ben' for a second, and then I was like, "Whoa, Cass is dating a clock tower? First Q fucks a TV, and now Cass is dating a clock tower?"”
“...Why...are the muffins...shaped...like triangles? -stare-”
“Shit on toast, you're right.”
“BaconJesus died on a skillet for a reason.”
“And I refuse to click your eggs, Ky! Find another whore to do it! XD”
“YOU BROKE THE ORDER, KY. YOU... YOU... ORDER-BREAKER.”
“I suspect Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the Chat Thread.”
“For the sake of your sanity, neverask us to expalin ourselves.”
“If someone videotapes my milky sodomy, I am suing.”
“I hope you take bacon up the ass, Inky. xDDD”
“Well, you're school just sucks. -nod-”
“...My birthday thread...it has been overtaken by bacon...”
"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame and your inbox is crammed with emails."
“No quiero hablar Espanol. D;”
“You're a very scary person, Julia. You get so righteously indignant that you forget question marks! That right there is fuckin' terrifying.”
“The London Broil, mate. We're going to cook London.”
“QQ: Sookie/Eric is so worth character death.”
“And you said the tarantula was cute, though? /headtilt”
“An epilogue that gives me Hugo Weasley is my kind of epilogue. xDDD”
“You know, if Albus and Scorpius became stereotypically gay together and had some sort of fight about hair and Scorpius criticized Al and Harry's hair, Albus would totally be all, "Yeah, well, your dad's bald," and Scorpius would say, "Whoa, you did notgo there, bitch."
“J does crack, Q kills a bug, Blake crushes Narcissa, everyone hates him for it (and not liking Draco as a sex symbol) AD bangs Bellatrix. Moar HP talk. Sufficient?”
"NO! Nothing to see here, move along, move along. :X"
"DO EET. FOR QZZY."
"Moosies can't pee their pants.
"...I love our modbar, fucked-up Oreo or not."
"...why are there so many (name).inkblots? o.o"
"Do you really want to be the Severus Snape of our Death Eaters?"
"NO. JESUS CHRIST. DO NOT SAY THAT PHRASE. WHAT IF IT HEARS YOU AND COMES TO KILL YOU IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8"
"See? You're Amish. You use Jesus Christ, and you're scared of dial-up~"
"I think it'll be easier if I just assume everyone is Jenny, and that she is just using her crazy mod powers to impersonate everyone, like Rayne (Jenny) told me earlier."
"Hang on a second. What the fuck is this conversation, and why do I have multiple children in it? XDDDD"
"Shimmy, do you want a divorce? Okay, that's a stupid question; you just said you did. Alt, do you want a divorce? ...I don't really care whether or not you do. -fingersnap- Great. You guys are divorced now. :D"
"Psst, they're in the cupboard on the left in the second drawer."
"Christ. This is turning into a regular after-hours convention. Do we break a window and steal shit now or what?"
"...Jenny's on? It's ten-thirty. o_o"
"So /that's/ what Ky looks like! :D"
"Oooooohmiiiiiigooooood. Does anyone know if there's any way possible to get hair dye off of a wall? My ass is so toast if my stepdad sees this..."
"I just got my ass kicked by a beagle. I'm hardcore."
"I am a magical ninja that believes in the power of SCIENCE."
"Anything that's not American = British. -sage nod-"
"Please don't be offended, though--I discriminate against everyone equally and mean no offense. 0:D/XD;"
"I'm sorry, but your Jirachi is a little whore! XDDDDDDDDDDD"
"I don't! Small children and puppies love me! You can't be scary if small children and puppies love you. Well, you can, but only if you have candy and smell like dogfood. BUT I DON'T!"
"I'd like to inform you all that I almost died in the movie theater today. -nod-"
"People who talk or have phones/small children get drinks thrown at them. It's a law."
"If this doesn't stop not being English, I'm going to start translating it however it looks. -nod-"
"Even in Spanish, bears are fucking evil. -nod-"
"Your name makes me want to eat you-- and not in the sexy way."
"...I wonder where all of my money goes. I don't see a damned penny of it. You guys will know if I ever find out where it is, 'cause I'll be too busy buying food to talk ever again."
"Wow. That's just... not helping your case. XDDD No matter how you say it 'bird-kid' will always sound ridiculous. -nod-"
"That's what I said! Like, two months ago, I sent Jenny a PM saying that and also talking about you, and she basically went, "Well, we could mod anyone." And I was like, "Right. So...Cass and Pip? :D" 8D"
"My nature is easily influential, you're just giving me bad ideas!"
"Why would anyone watch a movie about that? Sounds like crap to me~"
Also, it's very hard/nearly impossible to armpit fart with boobs. D:"
"Mhmm...you can't tell me that this didn't shit on my yard last night. -hold up dead cat-"
"Seafood in your pants. :D"
"My God makes everything: the Internet, the Beatles, ice-cream, EVERYTHING. 8D"
"I'm still a RAINBOWZ FLUFFEH BUNNEH with RAINBOWZ BEEMZ OF LURVE."
"Caps always = srs bsnss.
"It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Instead of being the day when all the Pokémons taught the Jedis how to grow crops, it's something about moose and maple syrup."
"Canada is like the bastard child of the U.S. and Britain. I mean, they're basically an extra state, but they still go for that monarchy shit you guys have going on. :K"
"Seriously, guys, what's so important that you can't share with the rest of us?"
"I LOL'd. And then felt a little bad about it."
"Does he ever get the dead guy out of his tent? (I stopped reading it so I could finish Angela's Ashes for school. Fuck reading it over a period of a month. I'll just get it done now.)"
"If we're electing dead people, let's do Nixon. Zombie Nixon would be so fucking scary. No one would mess with our shit."
"Eight thousand dollars? That's, like...five thousand root beers."
"Ooh, freedom and free cake. I like that idea."
"-walks in and starts hitting on single people-"
"Please get a nice cake. I don't want to get eaten."
"...Who are you?"
"Normal people are asleep at two-thirty in the morning!"
"For some reason I don't see Jenny having kids and having to retire the forum because of that anytime soon."
"...What now, Bface? :O"
"I was kidding! xDD I mean, I talk to newbs when they have something to say, but...cbf'd with small talk. -shrug-"
"What are you talking about? All we ever talk about is food and guns!
"OKAY, REALLY GOING NOW. LIKE REALLY. -huff- [/shot]"
"So, according to you, homosexuality is an illness.
"We came to the conclusion it will happen in real life. I'll say 'I love you' and she'll stare at me for five minutes and then blame the internet~"
"We also marry each other. Ask Blake how many wives he has."
"I'll make a sammich for you, Aron. -makes two sammiches and eats one-"
"How can Mean Girls relate to everything in life? Is it that magickal?"
"I had a religious experience once. Or it was swimming induced delirium, I haven't really figured out which one yet."
"The admin said it! It must be canon!"
"I haven't agreed to this yet! *flail*"
"Everyone knows we're all just Ky's puppets."
"Ah. Lemme guess... Kyota runs things?"
"Must've been during a food conversation. I was probably all, "WHAT IS LIVING GOOD FOR IF THERE AREN'T ANY OREOS INVOLVED?" and you were all, "YEAH, FUCK IT." [/accuracy]"
"Anyone underage wants to know what beer tastes like, munch on a bar of soap while drinking a mixture of clothes detergent and piss."
"Well, this is awkward. Like the beginning of a really weird porno."
"-brings in cake that was originally made at the Ky and Aly are Having a Baby! thread- Anyone for chocolate jalapeno cake? -grins evily-"
"Are you making fun of me? I will cut a moose."
"It snows in England?"
"You could sell it for crack, then sell the crack for Oreos! [/genius]"
"I'm gonna gift myself with lolita if I get moniez for Christmas. I want some custom print fabric to make skirts with."
"n00bs are kinda like doughnuts. Sometimes, they don't look all that tasty, but they are. And you can't eat one everyday, otherwise your arteries will get clogged and you'll have a heart attack."
"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for cough drops."
"Edit- But if you know Swan Lake well enough, you basically know how it ends."
"No. I meant the other person with no grammar who can't follow rules."
"What the nuts? I have seen them with my eyes. You will find one. -nod- Or you could, like, perform surgery on two and have...like...tie centipede. Kind of. With middle bits."
"Also, our whole milk had an expiration date of July fourth."
"T/D grammar works the same way as a machine held together with paper clips and gum: brilliantly, but nobody know the fuck how."
"Jesus, remember how we all used to be 'secretive' and shit, and now we're all texting and meeting up and sending letters and shit?"
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