Hello! This is Random Inspiered coming to you from Ontario, Canada. I am one half of Random Inspired, I will always be in normal lettering. My friend Miss. Marvin (thats me), who is the other half, will be in Bold. Why? You ask. Because we are cool like that, we respond. Just a note, Thanks to everyone who reviewed my story 'Lectuer Mode', and as many of you will be pleased to know, I am writing an extention, I'm working on typing it up right now. Don't expect it too soon, because my awesome beta Emerston Alfalfa has to go over it, with gramer checking tools, not to mention spell check. So hold tight! It'll be coming soon. OH EMM GEE!! NEW BARTIEMAEUS BOOK NEXT YEAR!! AND! YES, THERE IS MORE! AAAANNND! THE AMULET IS COMING OUT IN GRAPHIC FRICKEN NOVEL FORMAT AT THE SAME TIME!! NEEEEXXTT YEAR!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHH MMY GOD!! SQUEELS FOR LONGER THEN SHOULD BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE THEN PASSESS OUT, ONLY TO JUMP UP, AND DO A HAPPY DANCE 'ANOTHER BARTY BO-OK! ANOTHER BARTY BO-OK!' DIES

SHOUT OUT SECTION (Of doom.): Shout out to my friend Alice. She is to be found here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1447190/SilverDragonGirl

Shout out to mah friend of friendly Emily. She can be found at this adress:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1799865/Emerston_Alfalfa

Current Convo between us: So, MM. what cha do-oin'? I is bo-oerd. Grad dress at the ready? HELP ME! NEVA'S COMING OVER!! SAVE ME!! DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU?

YOU FREAKING MADE ME CALL YOOOU! Thats how I roll. Riiight...

Name: Well... My real name is Kaitlyn. But I will NOT say my last name. Stalker (-3 my last name is marvin according to my nickname :)

Gender: I am a girl. Yes, yes I am. Can I be the guy? Well there has to be guy somewhere in life y'know. Yes I am a girl but the world is made up of Men AND women you sexist turd monkey! Turd monkey? Really M.M.?

Age: Well... lets say I am between 1 and 123. Good enough for you? No. Too bad.

Hobbies:I like to... go horse back riding, read, draw (people say I'm good at it), singing, playing my AWESOME AWE INSPIRING TENOR SAXAMAPHONE!! surfing teh web, and lastly climbing trees. Me, well I like to draw, play clarinet, go horse back riding, Internet, video games, Science, ect...

Likes: Stuff. Jo Jo. Yes. YES JOJO!

Dislikes:Assfur, I mean Ashfur. ;-) It's soooo obvious he is bad, I mean 'comon!suuure I WAS SOOOO RIGHT! ASSFUR IS A BADDIE! Well, was a baddie. Whatever, and Squrrielflight? Can you say obvious? At least dry your fur before leading a patrol for the gathering to the spot where Assfur is laying, murdered, that just, by chance I'm shure, happens to be in a river. God. Leafpool is the obvious mother. And Crowie is the daddy! Yaaa! Oh darn it, that means BreezexHolly is sick and wrong! ARRUG!! I really liked that ship! I dislike people touching my computer/ other electronic devices of mine. Don't I know it.

Quotes:

The Rape song:

STOP! Don't tuch me there

This is my privite square (Make square with fingers aroung lower regon)

R-A-P-E

Please sir step away from me

~One of my lovely friends, no offence ment to anyone.

Duh!

OK, moving on.

RANDOMNESS!

SHUUUN! thats me!! and kaitlyn...

A MAGICAL leopulrodon!

I like rusty spoons.

Seriously?

Hmmm... Yeparoos!

Teh awesomeness, it must blind you!

From teh shadows, NINJA KITTY FOR JUSTICE!

"Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger! I guess I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just walk up to them and sit on them until they surrender."
-Warriors Graypaw is it just me, or is Graypaw way better as an apprentice?

"Act your age, not your shoe size."
- Someone

"I AMthe bonana king!"~ Charlie The Unicorn 2 Yes, I know it's spelt banana but that was how it was pronounced, so there!

"He would look good even as a raccoon in a garbage bag!"~ A friend.

Legal Zoologists don't have sharks in their backyards!

Remember whats his name!

Why are you threatining me with a toothpick?...

M.M.: I wanna go outside.

Kaitlyn: But I'm wearing pants!

Quotes from Miss. Marvin:

~ Schmea!

~ Miss. Marvin sleep talking. Very funny, if hard to understand at times. I remember when she was talking about something pointy... Kaitlyn!! No problem M.M.!

This segment of Miss.Marvin's quotes where recorded while she was doing a dare to act like a depressed person. She probably would never say any of this if she wasn't acting. Not to say that it wasn't uproarously funny at the time.

~ "Giggling is for people without souls." (Said while I was having an amazingly huge giggle fit. Which resulted in Miss. Marvin giggling with me. It must have taken a Herculean effort to stop giggling enough to give me this little nugget of wisdom.)

~ "If the world was one colour, there would be less suicide attempts." (Yes, she has a very twisted sence of logic. Shortly after, she gave me another tast of her infanite wisdome.) YAAAY!! Depressiveness!

~ "The colour black makes people commit suicide." ( Oh, the sheer joy of it all.) of couse!

~ " Depressed people need to sleep to prepare for the next day of Glum." ( I actually went as far as to call this one poetic.)

There are many, many more. But Miss. Marvin gave me a restriction to what I can put on the Internet. Ok well talk to me about what your going to put on FIRST. Sigh Fine.

Quotes from my friend HAT:

~ "People should dance with popcorn boxes, brooms are over rated." (Yes, we where dancing with popcorn boxes at the time. HAT doesn't really appreciate the whole musical thing. Unless it's HSM.)

~ Me: "Sorry about this HAT. It hurts me too. But I just can't get him to stop playing HMS in the car."

HAT: " I don't really care, I don't mind H.S.M." (Last bit said very forcefully.)

Me: " Don't you mean HMS?" (Said knowing full well it is HSM.)

HAT: " Not Kaitlyn, That would be a boat."

Me: " Exactly."

HAT: Glowers at me, obviously infuriated.

Me: Gives an award-winning smile. I didn't know it was possible for you to do that. :D I so can.

HAT: Rolls eyes.

My Mom, 'nuff said

~Fatsumo. (You don't want to know...)

~Old feta, Old Feta, OLD FETA!! (Well, we where cleaning out the fridge, and we came across some old feta cheese. We had both had lots of suger. And- well- you do the math.)

~Was that you or the ketchup!? (Another quote for the 'You Don't Want To Know' Catagory. Yaa!) No no. I do want to know. Do tell. No trust me, you don't.

Fav parings:

Percy Jackson and the Olyimpains

GroverxThalia: Say it with me now, 'Daww'. But then she went off and became a huntress. Gawd. Well, he's not really a 'boy', is he? Huh... FanFicIdea!! (FFI, now you'll know what I'm talking about.)

PercyxAnnabeth: Ok. I'll go for this. It's kinda hard to be a diehard in PJatO, they are all distantly realted in some way. For all I know Percy could be like, Annabeths uncle or somthing...

ClarrissiexThat-one-guy: Gosh, I can't remember his name! You know who he is, the one who was holding hands with her at the end of the latest book...

Bartimaeus Trilogy

KittyxBarty: Aww. So sweet. I support very much!!

KittyxNat: I support lots. Not as much as BxK. But still. Awww.

BartyxNat: Ok, MM really doesn't agree with me on this one. But I think it's kinda sweet. One of the few slash pairings I like.

NatxOminousBlueBoxOfPaperclips: Just read The Ominous Blue Box . You'll understand. heh. That's right. Heh.

Hey Kaitlyn you know who I support? :D Yeah. MxN. :D

The Book Thief:

LieselxRudy: Awww. That's about it. Move on now. Bye Bye. Waves

Artemis Fowl:

HollyxArtemis: See BramblexSqurrile in warriors.

JulietxMulch: Crack paring. But funny.

OpalxMulch: Once again crack, but cute.

OpalxFoaly: Two super genii that are worst enemies, but SOOO CUTE!!

OpalxCudgin: TeeHee, would work if he wasn't dead, ah well.

Warriors:

BrambleclawxSqurrileflight: Don't like her name much :P But they are soooo cute! They hate each other at first, or dislike anyway. And then fall for each other.

LeafpoolxCrowfeather: Forbidden love, I like it!

TwanypeltxStormfur: VERY CUTE!!

FirestarxSandstorm: See BramblexSqurrile. But I like her name.

GoldenflowerxTigerstarxBluestar: Well, maybe when they where kits... not so much now. ,' P

TallstarxLepordstar: Crack, but love it! fanfic on the way!

Twilight:

BellaxEddie: SOOOOOO CUTIE! Back OFF Jacob you WOLF PUP!! Bella is a clustrafk

AngelaxBen: Nice, and cute!!

JacobxLeah: Hahaha! I kinda only like this pairing, because it tortures Jacob endlessly!!

Harry Potter:

SevxLily: Say it with me now. Daw.

HermionexDraco: Total fannon. But whatever! Ew. Shut up. I love it.

ScuorpiousxRose: This one will end like SevxLily, and DracoxHremione should have! I am determinded!

SiriusxRemus: The only other slash paring I like. It's sweet ok!

OK Parings:

Percy Jackson and the Olympains:

GroverxJuiniper: Ahh, whatever. I don't really care. She's a bit too whiny. But you know...

GroverxAnnabeth: Weelll. It's ok. Intreaging anyway...

Bartimaeus Trilogy:

NatxJane: Not very Aww In my opinion. But whateves.

BartyxQueezle: Ok, pretty cute. But I like BartyxKitty best.

The Book Thief:

LieselxMax: Ok, He's old. But I like this pairing.

Warriors:

BrookxStormfur: There alright, not my fav paring.

Artemis Fowl

None.

Twilight:

None

HATED PARINGS!!

Any family parings, like MothwingxHawkfrost, although I love his name!

PJatO:

Nope. Nothing again.

Bartimaeus Trilogy:

NatxBarty: eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

The Book Thief:

None

Warriors

AshfurxSqurrileflight: SHE BELONGS TO BRAMBIE!!

CrowfeatherxNightcloud: HATE, HATE, HATE!!NOOOO! SHE IS A POOHEAD!!wow. real poetic kaitlyn. ,'P I detest Nightcloud, I LOATH her. Ha, beat that.Smug

DasiyxCloudtail: NO!! WRONG!! BRIGHTXCLOUD ALL THE WAY!!

FirexSpotted: She's a med cat, he's a leader. Eww. SANDSTORMXFIRESTAR!!

Artemis Fowl

MenerdaxFowl: EWWEWWEWW!!I HATE M AND I AM PROUD!! See nightxcrow.substitute Nightcloud w/ Minerda. Whats wrong with nerds? they taste good. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Umm, ok then? M.M., nerd eating is very bad. Bad M.M.! Bad!

Twilight

BellaxJacob: AAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!! NO EDDIEKINS AND BELLA BELONG TOGETHER GO BACK TO WHATEVER DARK HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF JACOB!!(All these exclamation points mean I mean it!!)!! spazz Yes. Yes it is.

Plot Bunnies

This is where I will list all fanfic inspiration. If you steal them, I will track you down and have a very long, boaring, tedious talk about morals. That's right, be afraid. oooo so scary Shut up M.M., you're ruining the effect!

Nathanel gets sugar. Crazy-ness insues. Poor Barty has to follow every command, no matter how outrageous. I dunno, I think that it would be funny! That's kinda the point M.M. ...

Copy and paste thing-a-ma-jiggers

If you like Barty better then Nathenel copy and paste this to your profile, then add your name: Dappledcloud

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard someone say 'pudding' then found yourself rolling around on the floor and laughing like a maniac, copy and patse this into your profile then add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Dappledcloud

Type your name w/ your knuckles:kaitylyn schme close. miss. marvin. not that hard

Type your name w/ your nose: kaitlyn :P miswsw. mqarvin. eh...

Type your name w/ your feet: kaitl;p.l;yhu mn mioss. m,arvin

Type your name w/ a pen w/out looking: ksiyjyg :P miss marvom wow ;l

Type you name w/ your cell phone w/out looking: ksjtkynh :P mizz maecin

Survey Time

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Mom, Do I have to take a bath? kaitlyn: here I'll update it.

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?Hot chocolate powder. brownie

3.What was the last thing you thought?I wonder if I'll get any more eggs on facebook? what was the last thing I thought of?

4.What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? Nothing. same.

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you. Me: Hi Mom! Mom: O_o Me: I need to have a conversation with you!! panics Kaitlyn: okay...

6.Find a book.What book? Warriors power of three: the sight The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Book 1 Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? By. Usual

7.If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Sqrrileflight. I luv Brambie so much, I would put up with that horrible name. eyeroll I haven't read warriors I know, shun... blah you :P I hope you're shuning yourself M.M. , other wise rabbid Warriors fans will come and eat you, like you do to those innocent nerds... Ya, not going to happen. But what can I say. Nerds taste good.

8.Type your name with your elbow. jkasiujotylkyunb . Close! miss marvin I so own

9.Type your name with your nose. kai8tlynjh . Blech -_-. My nose is broken. Gimme a break! Heh. No pun intended. miss marvin your nose is so not broken!

10. Type your name with a pen... without looking.kaoyjuh . humm... not quite. mizz maevin heh cool

11.Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. open your eyes. Whats the first things you see? A wall. a bust of Jack skellington.

12. Find a globe. spin it What does it say?I have no globe. same.

13.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?mtothryrpqjaa. Moth rice P Js! ioaaiesasszum Ioa he sassy bum or Old Mc donald had a farm- EIEIOOOOO!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You type your password into the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for ages.

3) The reason for not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have Myspace or IM.

4) You'd rather just not watch TV then get up and push the buttons when you can't find the remote.

6) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

7) As you read this list you start thinking about how fast you can send it to 8 billion people.

8) And you are too busy to notice the number 5.

9) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

10) Now you are laughing and pointing at the screen stupidly.

11) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1.Bluestar

2.Leafpool

3. Crowfeather

4. Firestar

5. Twanypelt

6. Squrrleflight

7.Brambleclaw

8. Hollypaw

9. Jaypaw

10. Lionpaw

11. Mousefur

12.Mothwing

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

MousexSqurrle? Huh... no...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Firestar maybe was once... not now. HE IS OLD!! You thought that a cat was hot,ew...

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That'id be kinda hard. But they both would probably be banished... mothwing is a med cat after all, and Hollypaw, well she's Hollypaw!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes, him and his stick... 0_o ummmmmmmmmmmmmm not going to ask.. I wouldn't eaither.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Not realy considering there sisters and all... O_o

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

TwanyxJay, or TwanyxLion... well it's straight, but they are her nephews... TwanyxLion I suppose...

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Brambie would probably scream, "BUT YOU'RE BOTH MED CATS!!" And run away.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Not only is this relationship cross clan, it's between an almost uncle, and Fierstars grandson! Dundundun...

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

uhh... no, Bluie never showed anything for Hollypaw...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Living On The Love Of A Moths Wing. That's not to bad...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Uhh what does 'De-Flower' mean?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don't have a friends list Tear,tear But if I did.. Lots of people read Crowy fics... so probably!

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Well as stated above, no friend list, so technically, no... I don't know if anybody draws Mousie, but hey, you never know!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

LeafxFirexTwany? nope!

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Lionpaw would be all "I STILL LOVE YOU HEATHER-PUSS!!"

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

If I wrote the song myself, "I'm Sooo Bossy!" would be the name!

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: All girlies, lots of anger and death, do not read if you are squeamish

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I'd get wounded in battle, just so you could heal me! Wink

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Whitestar's Legacy

If you are suffering from any or all of the following symptoms : Crooning and muttering to inanimate objects, defending said object against foes real or imagined despite risk of loss of limb, a potent fear of black hooded capes or curtains, and/or an odd obsession with pirates, fan fiction, the time-space continuum, and fictitious beings of all nature, etc..) Copy this into your profile & add your name to the list. Giver of Roses, Dappledcloud

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Hee Hee Wow M.M.! That discribes you perfictly!

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. To many times to count, including falling up a hill... niiice...

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE REPOST THIS. SHOW YOUR SUPPORT.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

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