I have just posted a one shot I wrote for Holes. It's been a long time since I wrote anything for that fandom, and it feels great to be back in the swing of things.

A new long awaited chapter of 'A season in time' was put up. Bringing the dude ranch into play. The story contains references to Bonanza's 'Cartwrights', but can be understood without having Bonanza knowledge.

After more than a year of darkness and doom, I finally finished 'Angel Of Death'. The last two chapters, 'trial' and 'The Last Letter', were put up, and the story is drawn to a close. I don't know if any readers ever figured it out, but Jammie Hunter later became Jamie Hunter Cartwright when he was adopted by Ben. Hence, the reason for the story being AU.

Heck, I ain't nobody important, just a redneck who's not too scared to stand up for what they believe in. I ain't gonna tell ya' no more 'cause if I did, ooh-wee would paw be mad! See he always says I ain't supposed to divulge too much information on-line. So I ain't gonna.

What this world needs is a few more rednecks...People who ain't afraid to make a stand...A little more respect... For the L-rd, and the law, and the workin' man.

Now you intellectuals may not like it
But there ain't nothin' that you can do
Cause there's a whole lot more of us common-folks
Then there ever will be of you!"- what this world needs is a few more rednecks- charlie daniels band

Keep survivin' 'mongst the city folks, and show your red neck off with pride

OyNebach42

What's in a name?-Why I chose my pen name-

O.K to understand my name you have to know Yiddish or at least understand some phrases in that language. My name is made up of two Yiddish words- Oy and Nebach. I really don't know if there is any sound English form of the phase. It's just something your grandmother says when she finds out the milkman's broken his leg.

As for The number forty two, it is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Stuff I'm 'llowed to tell

Name: Puddin' tame, ask me 'gain I'll have to tell ya the same

Age: I'd tell ya, but I'd have to kill ya

Place of birth: Some hick / cowboy town

Number of times traveled: If a duck stands still you can catch em by the bill

Appearance: You'd know me if you saw me

Nationality: Dyslexic Red Neck

Weight: Can't recall, maintained; I think

Height: With, or without, the hat?

Gender: Gal

Favorite Books: The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, The Artemis Fowl series, Watership down, The Hobbit, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Shel Silverstien's poems, and many others.

Favorite Movies: Defiance, The Great Dictator, Lord of the rings, Starwars, Holes, The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, Night at the Museum, Wall-E, Every X-Men movie, Spiderman, And so on and so forth

Favorite Tv shows: Bonanza, Full house, The Andy Griffith show, I love Lucy, The Three Stooges, Smallville, The Waltons, Ned's Declassified school survival guide, Babylon 5...

Favorite Music: Songs from: James Taylor, John Denver, Willie Nelson, Hanson, The chieftains, Bob Dylan, Grandpa Jones, Weird Al, Sheryl Crow, and so on

Favorite story I've written: Hard to say, All of them I guess. Though, I think I enjoy writing my Star wars humor stories best. I don't know, I have to balance my light humorous side with such dark tales as 'Angel of Death,' and the dramatic seriousness of 'If only his pocket hadn't started barking.'

Random Facts: I've never read Harry Potter, and I don't plan too! The woman who wrote those books is trying to take over the world! It's a conspiracy man!

I am very much into conspiracy ideas, Like ex-U.S. President Bush worshiping an owl, look it up, Bohemian grove! And a second depression is coming! Start planting a garden and invest in gold, Now!! In short America's going to Heck in a hand basket. Heck, forget America, the world's going to heck in a hand basket!

Something that's really starting to bug me of late: Why all of the sudden, is it Cool to be Islamic? The world's like, cool! America's new pres is an Arab! And like these people are blowing themselves up all over the tarmac, but aren't they cool? And they strap explosives to animals and blow them up too, PITA even doesn't condemn them for that. They beat their wives and raise their children on hate... But it's all cool, 'cause their's is a religion of cosmic love and peace... All they want is to drive all the Israelis into the sea and then go after the Americans... I mean what is not COOL about that?! Like dude, welcome to good burger home of the good burger, can I take your order?

Also if you got some hits to your story from Israel, it could be me:). I happen to live in the Holy Land! Go gush ka'teif!G-d gave the land to the Jews, read the bible all you crazy politicians out there!

If you think copying and pasting stuff to your profile is stupid- copy and paste this to your profile!

If you might be a red neck, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you wrote fanfiction, before you knew there was such a thing as fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile!

If someone ever tried to nickname you 'snuffles' (It scared me too) copy and paste this to your profile.

If for some random reason, someone thought you were born in China, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're related to Gorge Washington through marriage, copy and paste this to your profile.

Dyslexics of the world untie! you have nothing to lose but the difference between your right and left hands!If you are dyslexic and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you know that at least three times a show, Simon looks at Piers and Amanda and thinks; 'I'm surrounded by Idiots!" Copy and Paste this to your profile!

If every time some new weird killer alien appears on Babylon 5, you find yourself screaming, 'kill it, Garibaldi, kill it!" at the T.V., copy and paste this to your profile!

If you loved the book, 'Twilight,' but HATE!! the movie and wish it had never been made, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love The Holy Land (A.K.A Israel), copy and paste this to your profile.

This is also my SideKick's page, for all of you who haven't read Boo Boo Bubbles, do it! Though a hero's true Identity can never be reviled, my SideKick goes by many names such as; SUPER JOE-JOE MONKEY67- for bonanza, and For holes it's Kathrenbrown67. In Starwars my SideKick is known as Padmegirl67.

Oh and just so no one can get mad at me for not having it in my bio.. I HATE SLASH!! Slash doesn't cut it!! The bible tells you. "thou shall not lie with a man the way thou lies with a woman."(Leviticus 18:22) Keep our stories clean. Trusty Side kick also hates slash!! Dang tired of seein' my fav characters go slash... Magnet from holes, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn... I mean what is wrong with you people?! My goodness folks, it's not even original anymore! Slash stories are almost as common as Mary Sues! So please, have respect for the character the author created, and don't make the hottest guys on earth gay! I am just SO glad no one's ever messed with Bonanza...

I am anti gay, and I am not alone.