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01/04/11

Can you believe it's the New Year already?? Talk about craziness! I feel old now... lol. And I've noticed that I'm still getting reviews for my Ask Naruto. Unfortunately, I found out last year that putting the story in script form is unacceptable on the website, so I'm gonna have no choice but to move it to my Deviant art account. Now, I haven't done so just yet. I'm currently revising the other cluster of stories in my inventory, so for now, give them a look see and let me know what you think. I'm currently excited about reviving my old Super smash Brothers story. It's been a while since I've even begun to TOUCH it, so once I figure out the plot (which is going to need some serious thinking and going over), I'll have another story for you guys to look forward to. lol.

And once again, Happy New Year!

10/23/10

Ok so this was kinda weird. Apparently Zelas.net is out of service. But for how long?! lol I need my doujinshi, people! T-T

10/03/10

50 Reasons Why you should never EVER EVER watch Avatar the Last Airbender!!!!

1. Aang is pronounced Ung
2. Sokka is pronounced Soka
3. The intro sequence was simply flailing arms and legs on the screen
4. Animation was off with the body motions throughout the WHOLE FRICKIN MOVIE!!!!!
5. Aang (or Ung) looked like he was break dancing instead of airbending
6. Sokka (or Soka) was WAAAAAYY too serious throughout the ENTIRE movie
7. Katara narrates the entire movie (It is a blessing when she stops)
8. Katara is white in the movie, when she’s black in the show (Sokka too)
9. THERE WAS NO POINT FOR THE MOVIE TO BE IN 3D!!!!!!!!
10. The entire Fire Nation is INDIAN! NOT CHINESE (I believe that the Chinese people saw that this movie was crap and wanted nothing to do with it)
11. “Soka” didn’t make a single joke in the movie (I hate you M. Night Shamylan)
12. The Water tribes are supposed to be black-ish people, not pale white (a strange twist from where we normally see black people)
13. Zuko’s father was shown in the BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE (fans know why this is disappointing)
14. Zuko’s dad is NOT HOT!
15. ZUKO is NOT HOT!
16. Zuko’s scar is BARELY VISIBLE on his face (fans know that in the show, it’s a deep-ass burn)
17. Uncle Iroh is pronounced iiro
18. Uncle Iroh is NOT FAT!!
19. Uncle Iroh looks like a HOBO (NO LIE!)!!
20. Uncle Iroh was too laid back when Commander Ziao killed the fish
21. NO FIREBENDER BENDS FIRE OUT OF AIR! ONLY IROH DOES THAT (apparently)!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Uncle Iroh begs instead of threatens when the fish is about to die (In the show, I remember him saying, “Whatever you do to that fish, I’ll do to you TEN FOLD!” while he was in a fighting stance, mind you!)
23. Aang doesn’t turn into the other fish when the koi fish dies
24. Commander Ziao dies from being drowned in a floating water bubble by Water Benders, NOT by falling off the bridge Aang broke off while in the water fish spirit’s body
25. Throughout most of the movie, Aang was in a montage of break-dancing moves, “blowing away” fire benders, until he reached the North Pole
26. Katara is completely useless in the movie, including the narration
27. When they practice bending, there is no movement from the elements WHATSOEVER!
28. Why the F-- does Aang constantly visit the Spirit Dragon??? He didn’t do it THAT MUCH in the series!!!!!
29. In the show, the Blue Spirit (a.k.a. Zuko) took Aang (while he was in the Avatar state) out into the artic “wastelands,” where he almost froze to death! In the movie, however, he could hardly get him anywhere while the Fire Nation attacked the North Pole
30. Appa is JUST transportation; once he’s done, he’s DONE!
31. Momo was just something the computer designers had fun with. He only appears once every half hour… maybe just that half hour!!
32. Aang didn’t go penguin sledding!!!
33. I cannot respectfully call an Indian, “Commander Ziao/Xiao”
34. Aang, Katara, and Sokka did NOT go see the Kyoshi warriors
35. The Earthbending prisoners were on a ship, NOT on their native homeland!
36. If firebenders can’t bend without having fire near them, HOW DID THEY TAKE OVER THE EARTH KINGDOM?!?!
37. Zuko was too angry throughout the movie
38. Aang didn’t DESTROOOY the fire nation ships who attacked the North Pole when he turned into the giant fish spirit (which he didn’t do in the movie). Instead, he, quote on quote, “scared them away,” by using his bending powers
39. The flashbacks were WAY too early in the movie
40. Zuko’s past was told through a child, NOT by his Uncle to a group of Fire Nation soldiers
41. NO AGNI KAI!!!!
42. At the end of the movie, Azula looks like a little friggin girl!!!!
43. Seriously, when you see her, Carly from ICarly looks older than her!!! AND PRETTIER!!
44. What’s worse is that she’s not UNDENIABLY EVILShe’s CUTE!! 0_0
45. The background is BLAH
46. Katara didn’t bring Aang up from the Ocean and thus opening him like she did in the movie
47. No, when he came up, they had to crack him open like an egg
48. The movie leads you into believing that they crammed all 3 books into one, and when you finally discover that it’s JUST the first one, you now know what true disappointment is like in a movie. It was a rushed piece of crap with absolutely no amount of effort and the animators should jump Shamylan!
49. So overall, you just wasted a bunch of money on your family, friends, and/or loved ones on a movie that isn’t worth crap
50. I’d rather take a crap than watch that movie again 0_o

09/29/10

Hey, check out my Neko Drawing on Youtube! I'll put more up eventually, but I've got to do some serious editing first. And that could take forever... T-T I am not looking forward to that...

http://www.youtube.com/user/DetectiveTective?feature=mhum

09/28/10

I just went over my Naruto poem again, and I was happy to find that it was pretty funny, even after all these years... I gotta stop doubting myself. Grr... THAT'S IT!! Ask Naruto is getting a completely new revival! lol. just you wait, I'll be managing teh Naruto story, and my Assassin's Creed story, and my Thiefshipping story... and my YGOTAS story... and the Marik's Evil Council Story coming up soon... and. my. damn. Super. smash. Brothers. Melee. Story. damndamndamndamndamn! I've got too much work cut out for me... T-T

09/24/10

OMFG! I jsut saw the Yugioh cosplay challenge video with Bakura and Marik! I luv them sooo much. lol (Listen to me, raving like some crazy ass fangirl...) I have to agree with Bakura though. I DARE someone to go to Youmacon dressed like Zorc! That'd be the funniest thing EVER! And unsurprising enough, people would ACTUALLY DO IT

09/13/10

Lyrics to, "I'm on a Blimp," YGOTAS Parody song

Possessed Teddy Bear: HAIL SATAN!

Kaiba: Oh snap! Get your trading cards ready cuz we're about to throw down! Everybody in the place, shuffle your fucking deck, but make sure you don't have any illegal cards or you shall be disqualified!

Marik: God Cards are ok though!

Marik and Kaiba: I'm on a blimp! I'm on a blimp! Everybody look at me cuz I'm dueling on a blimp! I'm on a blimp! I'm on a blimp! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking blimp!

Marik: I'm on a blimp, motherfucker in the fucking sky. Straight pimping on a blimp and I'm so high. Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking git. He can't stop me and my minions cuz I'm on a blimp

Kaiba: Hit the ignition switch. I'm on a blimp, bitch. We're playing card games in the sky cuz I'm so rich. I got locator cards and my duel disk. I'm winning finals your in Duelist Kingdom losing Star Chips

Marik: I'm riding on a dragon, shooting flames and smoke. It's breathing fire, making everybody choke, but this ain't Middle Earth and we're not Frodo and Sam, and we're not gay by the way, least I don't think that I am...

Kaiba: I'm on a blimp AAND it's going fast AAND we're flying over a city that looks like Zadargand (?). I'm the Kaiba Corp king on a blimp like Keke. If you're on the ground, then you're sure not Me-Me!

Marik: Get the FUCK UP! This blimp is real! Fuck land I'm in the clouds, motherfucker! Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, motherfucker! My fangirls think I'm well endowed, motherfucker! To murder Yugi's what I VOWED, motherfucker!

Kaiba: Hey, dad, if you can see me here. Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer, sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear. With Obelisk in my desk, anything is POSIBIIILLLLLLLE!!

Possessed Teddy Bear: Yeah! Never thought I'd be in the AIIR! i'm just a fluffy, cute teddy BEEEAAR! Lord Saaaatan, look at meee OOOHH! Never thought I'd feel so well, it'd be funny if somebody fell. Hey, what's that burning smell? Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

Marik and Kaiba: I'm on a blimp! I'm on a blimp! Everybody look at me, cuz I'm dueling on a blimp! I'm on a blimp! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking blimp!

LITTLEKURIBOH RULES!!

09/08/10

For those of you interested in finding the Mayonaka Manga, I found the url to zelas.net's profile for it:
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09/07/10

Success! My new Mayonaka story is a hit! lol (See what just 5 reviews can do to a person like me?). For now, I've got three chapters up and am continuing the story as we speak. The fourth chapter's a little tricky though, seeing as how I've never written stuff like this before (let alone for yaoi. lol. But I'm willing to learn it. Teehee ^.^) In other news, I've come across this chain mail for the eight-millionth time and would like to share it with you. lol The parenthesis are my replies. lol. And don't worry. some of them are just jokes, people. Except the one about me eating cats cuz I'm Haitian. that's just dumb. lol

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.-- I take personal offense to this statement. It's the ASIANS who eat cats!! LMAO Psyche, I love asians. They're the best! lol
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bastard!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER (Wanna finish that statement?)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (No)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (No. You choose your own path)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yes. lol)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Uh, excuse me? There are blacks down there too, dumbass!)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (Marik Ishtar! LMAO XDD)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (NOT TRUE!!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Glad I didn't have straight A's then, huh? lol)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Unfortunately I am not LMAO)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Indeed, lol)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Uhh no. Guess again. lmao)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Nope try again)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (Doubt it...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Ya. I'm crayyyzeeeee)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (You know white people love it too. lol)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (HA!! You wish!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Am I?)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Ehh... Not really. God forgives those who ask for it)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (YOU'RE SCREWED UP!! DX)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Well...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Actually, I'm vice versa)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (YESSSSSSS LOL XDDD)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (NOPE)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (WOW That's the mean. lol)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Not. True. At. All.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Not quite)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (On occasions... lol)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Not quite)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (YES.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Depends on what Doujinshi you read... hehehe...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (HEY!!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Bakura will marry me, and I'll fuck both him AND his BF Marik... and BF is not abbreviated for "Best Friend," lol)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Teehee! lol)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Nope)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (No)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (He better not)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (It makes us feel better about ourselves, you know. lol)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Dam straight mo'fo)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like when my blood is INSIDE ME! lol)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Uhhh... so what if I DO like Yaoi and Yuri?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (nope)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy No)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (nope)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Maybe... lmao XD)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Perhaps...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I don't like reading THAT much! lol)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (harsh, bro'. Harsh)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (WTF is that??)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Don't start with me)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (NOT TRUE!! Invented by women with anime fetish)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Whaat?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast( Hahahahahahahahahahaha!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Incredibly)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(Yup)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(Nope)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Thank God I don't do that then, eh?)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp (Nope, just sensitive. lol)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times (Not ten. Thirty.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Yes)

08/17/10

I'm happy to see that people are still writing fanfics for Sly Cooper. I wish it would come out on the PS3 already. It's too good a game to ignore, but at the same time, I would hate for Sucker Punch to ruin a good series.

08/05/10

Bad news today. Looked up anime birthdays for Yugioh and I got Mokuba Kaiba and WEEVIL!! WEEEVIL, people! the bug nerd! To make my life more miserable than it already is, my sister had frickin' Ryou Bakura, my favorite sexy yami and pawn! wtf... I wish I was born in September and not July T-T I was so pissed when I found out. I wanted to cry. I LOVE Bakura, but then again, who doesn't. That's why we have so many yaoi pairins to begin with. I WANT MY BAKURAAAAAAA!!!!

07/23/10

Hallooooo, rabbits! lol. Just wanted to let my readers know that I'm editing my Assassin's Creed chapters. They're turning out a lot better than I'd hoped, so keep praying that these stories get edited in a reasonable fashion... not in like a three year timespan. That would just suck...
Ummm... in other news...uhhhhh.. I just caught up with the yu-gi-oh Abridged Series. That show is HILARIOUS! I wish there was more T-T wah. They make me saddd.
OH! And I'm also gonna finally start fixing up my Super Smash Brothers murder story come the fall. (*So keep your fingers crossed!*)

04/16/10

Woww... I haven't updated in forever... Umm.. Sorry for such a long wait, people. School is a bummer, and I've been stuck reading a bunch of interracial stories on fictionpress, which are REALLY good. lol. Makes me jealous XP! Oh, and I'll be working on my Assassin's Creed story a bit while over the summer, so don't expect much of anything during the spring lol. I'll try my best to update fast but PLEASE DONT LEAVE MY STORIES!! I NEEEED reviews, people! TTYL :3

06/09/09

Hey, kiddos! It's that time of year again, where the school ends and the fun starts! Sadly, however, there is no fun in writing this next chapter to Assassin's Creed. I am completely STUCK! I've been on the same paragraph for almost seven weeks now and it's KILLING ME!! Still, I won't let my fans down THAT easily, cuz I'm halfway through the chapter and it already sounds good. Once I get off the stupid paragraph, I'll go back to writing and I'll be faster than EVER!! Long live The Creed!!

05/23/09

I'm halfway through the next chapter of Assassin's Creed. It's a biggie! You should see it! Oh well; it looks like you'll have to wait for its completion (which might take a little longer than anticipated...)

04/20/09

Hi. Bye.

04/15/09

Yeah I know. I said March; but I was busy OK?! I just got a Gameinformer Magazine that told me about the new Assassin's Creed 2 game that's coming out this winter! IN THE WINTER, PEOPLE!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!! Oh well; whatever it takes to make a good game. Now, I'm even MORE motivated to finish my assassin's creed story and review other people's work. Though, I'm still not ready to do the Beta Reader stuff just yet. I'll be writing up the next Assassin's Creed chapter very soon, so be on the lookout!

02/25/09

Wow. 2 months I've been gone now. Well, y'all are gonna have to wait for me until March, cuz homework's a BITCH!!

12/17/08

I just watched the Whopper freakout video. IT's so funny! "The world is coming to a END! The world is comin' to a F(BLEEP)KIN' END!!

12/16/08

We're getting closer and closer to the New Year, people! It's just a few more days before we can FINALLY throw that hillbilly out of office for GOOD! Speaking of which, did you guys SEE that Iraqi journalist throw two shoes at Bush? TWICE?! HOW THE F(BLEEP)K DO YOU MISS TWICE?! That's absurd. I was PRAYING that someone would hit him with SOMETHING, but having to throw a shoe and MISS TWICE?? That's pitiful. Still, the journalist gets two kudos points from me for trying! Also, I got a new poll up about this incident! Tell me what your reaction to it was!

12/14/08

The WORST has happened to me today! I went to play my Assassin's Creed game... AND I FOUND TWO DEATH RINGS ON IT!! WAAAH!! NOW I CAN'T PLAY IT ANYMORE!! Oh well... at least I still have my story...
I hope everyone's having a grand time taking care of shopping during this Christmas season. Sadly, I won't be writing any fanfic specials for Christmas. I want to start doing holiday specials when the new year starts, so don't gimme that sad face! I'll work REALLY hard on all of them to make sure they're REALLY funny!! Anyways, sorry for not getting my Ask Naruto story updated in a while. I've been busy. Leave comments at will. And I will talk again later.

11/13/08

Alright, I'm sick and sleepy. I've been working really really hard on this chapter and so far, only SHADOWFOX has seen it!! HURRY UP AND LOOK AT IT, PEOPLE!! and also, my poll is still in effect. (I can't believe I can only post one poll!! THIS SUX!) And to make matters worse, my hopes were so high, but only to be pulled back down towards the lower filth of things when I got ONE REVIEW FOR MY UPDATED CHAPTER!! READ, PEOPLE!! It'll help you in life! Ok. I'm done yelling. I'm too tired for yelling. I'm too sick for yelling. (Hey, sick and tired. Get it? lol. Corny joke

11/05/08

OBAMA WON OBAMA WON OBAMA WON!! I'm SOOOOOO HAPPY!! I seriously hope that there will ACTUALLY be change in our nation in America, ESPECIALY for the black people! Also, This is the NEW way that I'm going to be keeping track of my profile thingamajig: By posting in the DATE!! HAHAHA!! (Yeah, I know, I'm crazy)
And just to point out, I've been noticing that there has been a lot of confusion with whether I'm a man or a woman, so lemme get this straight: I'm female, ok? Someone has decided to make their OWN "Ask Naruto" (Which is sort of a little rip-off from mine, but I'm not stressin over it). Anyways, the point of me mentioning this is that she put "his/her" on her summary page. I'M A CHICK, GOT IT?! I'm tired of frickin confusion (Although I guess that's my fault originally, yes? Lol) So, I will tell you all this: I'm having great difficulty with the Assassin's Creed story, as well as the Ask Naruto story. It may take a little longer than I had earlier anticipated, but, no sweat, I can promise you that ONE of the two will be completed before the end of the month (That is.. if I don't let drawing nekos distract me... lol)

This was something I wrote like last year... something that YOU ALL are familiar with!

I'M BAAACK!! Sorry for the delays. And I'm sorry I disabled my PM stuff. If you've got something to say, put it on the comments pages of my stories. I ALWAYS read them!! I needed a SERIOUS break from computers. So, I'm pretty sure that SOME of you have looked at the new idea for a Naruto story. It's called "ask Naruto." I'll put up an example on the story for you guys... oh wait. No I won't Because it's only been two days since someone PUT A COMMENT ON ALREADY!! AWESOME!! I'll have to set in time dates for when I'll put in comments, so look out! Some days 'll be on, and other times, I won't, so if I'm gone for another four months (and I pray to GOD that won't happen again), It's probably because I'm too busy doodling nekos, or I'm too busy writing my OTHER story on paper. I'm thinking about putting it on FictionPress, but I'm not sure (but I AM pretty sure that you all have heard of it)

P.S. HA!! Tricked YA!! I don't like Kabuto anymore... ALTAIR (From Assassin's Creed) IS A SEXY BASTARD!!

Also, I see that you've all taken a liking to the Ask Naruto series! I'm happy for the reviews! And what's better than that? I haven't gotten a single troll message from that galvatron fellow (And now that I've said this, he's probably gonna put one on...) But not letting that distract me, I will try to improve my speed in making this series. I want this to be the best darn thing that a detective has EVER created on a website!! So keep up with the reviews a.k.a. comments!

Also, I've been lucky enough to find this picture on photobucket that TRULY captured my initials... or rather, it LITERALLY captured my initials atop it's "rock on!!" hands.

And I just want to point out: ASSASSIN'S CREED IS THE BEST DARN VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD!! It enhanced my vocabulary by like 47 percent, and it opened my perspective on the world, today and back then. Don't believe me? Read "Inaccessed Memory" and tell me what you think!

And they say video games shorten your vocabibulary! lol.