| DetectiveTective |
Author has written 5 stories for Sly Cooper, Naruto, Super Smash Brothers, and Assassin's Creed. I'm tired. I think I'm gonna take a na--ZZZZZZZZ 06/09/09 Hey, kiddos! It's that time of year again, where the school ends and the fun starts! Sadly, however, there is no fun in writing this next chapter to Assassin's Creed. I am completely STUCK! I've been on the same paragraph for almost seven weeks now and it's KILLING ME!! Still, I won't let my fans down THAT easily, cuz I'm halfway through the chapter and it already sounds good. Once I get off the stupid paragraph, I'll go back to writing and I'll be faster than EVER!! Long live The Creed!! 05/23/09 I'm halfway through the next chapter of Assassin's Creed. It's a biggie! You should see it! Oh well; it looks like you'll have to wait for its completion (which might take a little longer than anticipated...) 04/20/09 Hi. Bye. 04/15/09 Yeah I know. I said March; but I was busy OK?! I just got a Gameinformer Magazine that told me about the new Assassin's Creed 2 game that's coming out this winter! IN THE WINTER, PEOPLE!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!! Oh well; whatever it takes to make a good game. Now, I'm even MORE motivated to finish my assassin's creed story and review other people's work. Though, I'm still not ready to do the Beta Reader stuff just yet. I'll be writing up the next Assassin's Creed chapter very soon, so be on the lookout! 02/25/09 Wow. 2 months I've been gone now. Well, y'all are gonna have to wait for me until March, cuz homework's a BITCH!! 12/17/08 I just watched the Whopper freakout video. IT's so funny! "The world is coming to a END! The world is comin' to a F(BLEEP)KIN' END!! 12/16/08 We're getting closer and closer to the New Year, people! It's just a few more days before we can FINALLY throw that hillbilly out of office for GOOD! Speaking of which, did you guys SEE that Iraqi journalist throw two shoes at Bush? TWICE?! HOW THE F(BLEEP)K DO YOU MISS TWICE?! That's absurd. I was PRAYING that someone would hit him with SOMETHING, but having to throw a shoe and MISS TWICE?? That's pitiful. Still, the journalist gets two kudos points from me for trying! Also, I got a new poll up about this incident! Tell me what your reaction to it was! 12/14/08 The WORST has happened to me today! I went to play my Assassin's Creed game... AND I FOUND TWO DEATH RINGS ON IT!! WAAAH!! NOW I CAN'T PLAY IT ANYMORE!! Oh well... at least I still have my story... 11/13/08 Alright, I'm sick and sleepy. I've been working really really hard on this chapter and so far, only SHADOWFOX has seen it!! HURRY UP AND LOOK AT IT, PEOPLE!! and also, my poll is still in effect. (I can't believe I can only post one poll!! THIS SUX!) And to make matters worse, my hopes were so high, but only to be pulled back down towards the lower filth of things when I got ONE REVIEW FOR MY UPDATED CHAPTER!! READ, PEOPLE!! It'll help you in life! Ok. I'm done yelling. I'm too tired for yelling. I'm too sick for yelling. (Hey, sick and tired. Get it? lol. Corny joke 11/05/08 OBAMA WON OBAMA WON OBAMA WON!! I'm SOOOOOO HAPPY!! I seriously hope that there will ACTUALLY be change in our nation in America, ESPECIALY for the black people! Also, This is the NEW way that I'm going to be keeping track of my profile thingamajig: By posting in the DATE!! HAHAHA!! (Yeah, I know, I'm crazy) This was something I wrote like last year... something that YOU ALL are familiar with! I'M BAAACK!! Sorry for the delays. And I'm sorry I disabled my PM stuff. If you've got something to say, put it on the comments pages of my stories. I ALWAYS read them!! I needed a SERIOUS break from computers. So, I'm pretty sure that SOME of you have looked at the new idea for a Naruto story. It's called "ask Naruto." I'll put up an example on the story for you guys... oh wait. No I won't Because it's only been two days since someone PUT A COMMENT ON ALREADY!! AWESOME!! I'll have to set in time dates for when I'll put in comments, so look out! Some days 'll be on, and other times, I won't, so if I'm gone for another four months (and I pray to GOD that won't happen again), It's probably because I'm too busy doodling nekos, or I'm too busy writing my OTHER story on paper. I'm thinking about putting it on FictionPress, but I'm not sure (but I AM pretty sure that you all have heard of it) P.S. HA!! Tricked YA!! I don't like Kabuto anymore... ALTAIR (From Assassin's Creed) IS A SEXY BASTARD!! Also, I see that you've all taken a liking to the Ask Naruto series! I'm happy for the reviews! And what's better than that? I haven't gotten a single troll message from that galvatron fellow (And now that I've said this, he's probably gonna put one on...) But not letting that distract me, I will try to improve my speed in making this series. I want this to be the best darn thing that a detective has EVER created on a website!! So keep up with the reviews a.k.a. comments! Also, I've been lucky enough to find this picture on photobucket that TRULY captured my initials... or rather, it LITERALLY captured my initials atop it's "rock on!!" hands. And I just want to point out: ASSASSIN'S CREED IS THE BEST DARN VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD!! It enhanced my vocabulary by like 47 percent, and it opened my perspective on the world, today and back then. Don't believe me? Read "Inaccessed Memory" and tell me what you think! And they say video games shorten your vocabibulary! lol. | |||||||||
1. Inaccessed Memory » reviewsThree years before the death of Al Mualim... and ten years after Altair saved the girl from Jerusalem, Altira lives life like an assassin, yet she claims she despises them, despite the fact that she was saved by one. So many questions! Better sum. inside!Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 8-16-082. Sly Cooper and the Gang In: Not The Only One » reviewsCarmelita's forced to take a break and gets replaced by a rookie cop... who's actually related to SLY! There's more Coopers out there that need to be found as well. Read as they find the new recruits! Turns out Sly's not the only one after all! Ch 7's up!Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 7-21-073. Ask Naruto! » reviewsFirst, there was Ask Jeeves, now, there's Ask Naruto. Ask him anything, and he'll give you an answer. This is the BEST thing I have EVER done! You will laugh so hard... well... you'll laugh REALLY hard!Read this for the funniest Naruto around! I swear it!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 3-25-08 - Naruto U.4. DetectiveTective in: The SSB Murder Story » reviewsThe greatest video game designer is found dead on the floor. Who did it? Roy, of course. No? Was it somebody else? Yes. It must have been. There's more evidence than just Roy's sword in Miyamoto's shoulder. So someone else is behind this... Well, find outSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-2-075. Naruto poem story Humor reviewsOkay.... I don't know why the hell I made this. You can look at it if you want. I won't care. I must warn you though. It's REALLY stupid. So, if you're looking for stupid sht, you're in luck! If you aren't, go away and suck it! JK! Naruto dies too! WHOO!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-07 - Naruto U. - Complete